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Die.
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Yukarisu!
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Mitsuba! Get away!
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What is this?
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The female combatant... betrayed us?
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Yukarisu!
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Run, Mitsuba.
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I... I-I...
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I'll take you on!
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I didn't think it was possible.
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You have to fight me!
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No, I'll handle it!
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No, me!
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No! The rest of you should run!
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I won't do it!
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You should really leave this to me,
so the rest of you can—
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- Hey.
- What are you doing?
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In Kamen Rider episode 13...
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Rider was defeated by Tokageron initially,
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but after training, he faced down
an army of revived monsters...
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He did it without hesitating for
a moment, or ceding any ground...
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He rushed in and fought them by himself!
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It was from that moment on...
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that I decided I wanted to
be like Kamen Rider!
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Kamen Rider does not retreat!
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Rider...
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Rider...
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Punch!
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That crazy bastard!
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Wha...
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What in the world are you?
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What's going on?
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Are they filming something?
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I can't expose Shocker's existence
over this nonsense.
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What were they doing?
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I have no idea. Let's get going.
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Works for me.
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Th... Th-That was...
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Awesome!
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FUTABA'S PUB
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Welcome—
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Party of five.
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Big Bro...
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Big Bro?
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Yes. She's my older sister, Futaba Shimamura.
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Are we not going in?
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She's the owner and manager
of this pub, and well...
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What the hell are you doing here?!
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That's some greeting.
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I chose this place out of all the options
because I haven't seen you in ages.
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Where do you get off?!
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– They don't get along?
– I'm your brother. Would it kill you to
greet me with a smile for once?
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– You could say that.
– I'm your brother. Would it kill you to
greet me with a smile for once?
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– Sounds like there's some real baggage there.
– Are you out of your mind?
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– Sounds like there's some real baggage there.
– You can be so unpleasant.
– Shut your mouth!
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– Incidentally, she has absolutely
no interest in Kamen Rider.
– Look, I'm just here to drink.
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– As unfortunate as that is...
– Put a sock in it!
– I will not!
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Get your ass out of here!
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I already banned you,
or did you forget that?!
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What?!
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C-Come on now, Futaba.
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I'll chaperone him today.
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We're also here with friends.
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So, please? Just for a while.
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Friends?
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Oh, hell, where are you people coming from?
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Treat your customers better!
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Mitsuba, I'll give you a private room,
so do your drinking quietly.
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If there's any trouble...
you know what happens.
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Cheers!
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I have to say, that was a fine Rider Punch.
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Thanks.
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Even I have to admit, it was
probably the best I've ever thrown.
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All the training I've done
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has really paid off.
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Now, hang on.
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Why are you guys throwing them back?
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Is there a problem?
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I can think of a few!
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I'm pretty sure you couldn't find
a Kamen Rider who drinks if you tried!
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Putting that aside...
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Should we begin the wedding ceremony?
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For Mitsuba and the female combatant.
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W-W-W-Wedding ceremony?!
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Here in this pub? Right now?!
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Yes, let's get underway.
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I want to thank you all for
gathering on this auspicious day!
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It's an honor to have you here to
celebrate my foolish brother's nuptials!
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Hey! Keep it down!
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What the hell is with the speech?
Order some snacks already!
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I'm officiating Mitsuba's marriage.
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You should be here for this.
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Futaba...
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This is the woman I'm going to marry!
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Welcome!
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Mitsuba, why don't you say a few words.
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Right!
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I want to thank you all for joining us
to celebrate this occasion.
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And while my... overzealous brother
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might have pushed for this
to happen sooner than I imagined,
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I get the feeling that, by tomorrow,
I'll be grateful for what he did.
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But if I may, there is
one thing I'm concerned about
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that needs to be addressed. That is...
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The fact that I'm in Shocker.
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Not that!
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I expressed my earnest feelings to
Yukarisu and proposed to her.
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Even if you're a part of Shocker...
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I still love you!
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Let's get married!
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Mitsuba!
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I love you too!
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I confirmed her feelings for me, as well.
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But... she never actually
accepted my proposal.
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That is a major issue!
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So, I'll ask again.
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Yukarisu...
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Will you marry me?
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Yes!
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Congratulations.
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I wish you two all the best.
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So... they're married? Now? By doing that?
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Indeed.
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What is wrong with you people?
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Oh, I never mentioned.
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My name is Tackle, also known as Yuriko Okada.
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I'm a high school teacher.
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You're a teacher?!
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I'm Tanzaburo Tojima.
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I'm Kamen Rider.
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And this one?
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I'm a female Shocker combatant...
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Although I'm not really sure
how I ended up that way.
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My duty was to keep an eye on people
who were aware of Shocker's existence.
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Manager!
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Go out with me.
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- Sure.
- R-R-Really?!
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- Yeah.
- That simple?
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The simpler the better, right?
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But... you'll probably get
fed up with me pretty quickly.
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Wh-Why?
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Part of the appeal of the V3 series
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has to be the presence of Riderman!
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He's not like the other
upbeat, forthright heroes.
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The angst that you can feel from him
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really helps develop the
melodramatic aspects of the story!
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I could tell you about Riderman's appeal,
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but that'd take six hours, and by then
the sun would be coming up. Do you mind?
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– But over time...
– but that'd take six hours, and by then
the sun would be coming up. Do you mind?
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I started to love the way Mitsuba would
talk about Kamen Rider so passionately.
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So much that...
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I'm wondering if that's what
reversed the brainwashing.
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Yukarisu...
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But... because of that...
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Shocker could kill me
as early as tomorrow...
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I'm so sorry!
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No! I will protect you!
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– What the hell?
– Mitsuba!
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Mitsuba!
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– Yukarisu!
– This is nuts. I want no part of it.
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This is nuts. I want no part of it.
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Hey, Futaba.
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As my foolish younger sister, how about
a few words of congratulation?
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FOOLISH
F... Foolish?!
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Are you calling me a fool?
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All right, you piece of shit!
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You can make it clear I'm the younger one...
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without insulting me!
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My foolish older brother!
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So be it.
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I'll have to transform.
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Transform!
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– You shouldn't! Not in here—
– Here we go again.
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V—
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3!
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You dead yet?
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I finished just in time.
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You don't look any different.
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You wanted a comment from me? Fine.
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I got one for you.
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Why me?!
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Y'know, I was wrong.
I got way more than one.
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Is this the day I unleash on you? Huh?
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How about it?!
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I have no idea what you mean!
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It's been a decade since second grade,
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and I'm still getting the cold shoulder
from people because of your stupid crap!
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Right?
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Hold it!
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Say your prayers, Shocker!
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Transform!
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V3!
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Futaba-chan's big brother is scary!
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W-We better keep our distance!
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We're not hanging out with you
anymore, Futaba-chan!
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– I-It wasn't like that!
– We're not hanging out with you
anymore, Futaba-chan!
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I was fighting Shocker!
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That's what I mean.
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This Rider obsession of yours
got me treated like an outcast!
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Do you know what that can turn into?
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The people doing it start inventing
all kinds of made-up justifications,
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like their disdain has a life all its own,
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and it just keeps getting worse!
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At some point, despite you being the freak,
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I was the one who got treated like one!
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And it stuck with me from elementary
all the way to high school graduation!
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But you didn't know that, did you?!
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My whole life, I've never once
had someone I could call a friend!
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Because of you!
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And then you have the nerve...
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To bring your friends to my business?!
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Futaba, that's enough!
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Mitsuba.
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I'm happy for you. I mean it.
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Congratulations on your wedding.
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Sis...
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But this asshole?
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Because of him... my life...
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V...
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3!
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No matter what you say,
we are still fighting Shocker!
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No. I'm done.
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Except for this...
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What?
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How about you...
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ORDER SOME SNACKS
order some snacks, dammit!
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Hey, welcome!
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Another order!
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Kamen Rider.
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Riderman.
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Electro-Wave Human Tackle.
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And a female combatant.
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– Female combatant, are you willing
to fight against your old—
– Her name is Yukarisu.
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Yukarisu, are you willing
to fight against Shocker?
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I am! As long as I'm with Mitsuba.
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Since it's thanks to him and the
rest of you that I'm free now.
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Good. We'll be counting on you.
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And then there's me...
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V3!
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I'm V3.
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And thus, the Riders set to battle
Shocker have assembled here.
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I say we follow up the wedding
with a planning session.
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But first...
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Can I get a refill?!
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I'd say that seals the deal,
Matsunoshita-oyabun.
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Right.
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Just need to have it weighed, and then...
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Likewise, we'll just wanna verify the amount.
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I have to admit, it's been a while since
I've handled a deal that felt so... authentic.
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It's a good feeling.
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Agreed.
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Since we're both feeling good,
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how about a bit of entertainment
that's also... authentic?
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Entertainment? Like what?
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Gangsters just don't fight each other
the way they used to, y'know?
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Well, yes.
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How about one of your guys
takes on one of our guys...
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one-on-one?
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You serious?
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Of course.
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Any of you boys confident in a fight?
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Here's your reward if you win.
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Are you for real?
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00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,130
That's a million yen!
264
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,380
I'll do it! Let me do it!
265
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,000
That's what I like to see.
266
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,750
Can't be a yakuza without
a bit of scrappin', right?
267
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,130
You boys have got bright futures ahead of you.
268
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,960
I assume your guy's a strong one?
269
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,330
Well, I'd say so.
270
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,250
Get Nakao.
271
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,290
Yes, sir.
272
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,580
I'm kinda at a loss with him.
273
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:25,790
I need a gangster like him
like I need an appendix.
274
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,420
We struck out again today.
275
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:39,830
It's not just the phone scams.
Nothing we do ever seems to work out.
276
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,580
Excuse me.
277
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,290
Nakao-san, you're up.
278
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,790
Aniki?
279
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,500
I didn't think he'd actually
go through with it.
280
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:03,920
When I had the monster mask on
during the Shocker robberies...
281
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,210
that felt awesome.
282
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,250
Aniki...
283
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:11,830
You boys...
284
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,380
wanna grab some yakiniku after I finish up?
285
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,460
I say we pig out today.
286
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,250
Yes, Aniki!
287
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,130
There you are.
288
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,210
Yes, sir.
289
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,670
He certainly has the air of a veteran.
290
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,880
How old are you, man?
291
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:36,790
Forty-four.
292
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,670
Forty-four? That's older than me!
293
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,790
You gonna be okay?
294
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,580
First one to take him down gets a million yen.
295
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,080
If he takes all three down,
he gets the million.
296
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,170
Yes, sir.
297
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,130
Let's get started then.
298
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,880
I'll go first.
299
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:00,670
First to win gets the million, right?
300
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,790
I don't like repeating myself.
301
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,290
You trying to make it clear
how dumb you are?
302
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,960
Begging your pardon.
303
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,380
I oughta mention, I did judo
in middle and high school.
304
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:16,630
Had a run at the nationals
while I was a senior, too.
305
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,880
My way of saying, that mil is mine.
306
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,130
Sorry about this.
307
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,830
Oh, I should ask,
what are the win conditions?
308
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,420
Is it tap out, or choke out, or—
309
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,000
Shut up.
310
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,420
It'll be obvious enough who wins.
Get started.
311
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,710
All right! Bring it!
312
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,500
Nakao wins.
313
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,080
Next.
314
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:52,920
Not bad.
315
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,830
We're technically bodyguards, y'know.
316
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,750
I'm also an ex-boxer.
317
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,380
So what, you're an athlete?
318
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,960
You're gonna be in trouble
if you keep those glasses on.
319
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,750
You can have 'em.
320
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,460
You win that one, Nakao?
321
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,630
Yes, sir.
322
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,540
Down to the last contender.
Make it quick now.
323
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:25,630
Right.
324
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,630
Last up is...
325
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,920
A washed-up sumo wrestler.
326
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,170
What's wrong?
327
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,000
And Nakao wins.
328
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,580
See? Pretty entertaining.
329
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,710
Thank you, sir.
330
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,500
Hold up!
331
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,290
Let's see you beat the guy
I'm gonna bring in next.
332
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:02,420
If you win... You get five mil.
333
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:06,750
Five mil? And you're taking it
from what we paid you.
334
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:07,960
Is that a good idea?
335
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,330
Well, I can't leave things
as they stand, right?
336
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,080
Not with a card left to play.
337
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:17,210
If I had to describe this guy...
338
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,000
I'd say he's invincible.
339
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:23,040
Invincible? Now that sounds interesting.
340
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,790
You don't mind, do you, Nakao?
341
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,170
No, sir.
342
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,830
There he is.
343
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,960
The name's Kumota.
344
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,750
NEXT TIME
345
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,130
PLEASE
346
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:34,960
MAKE ME A PART
347
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,500
OF SHOCKER
348
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,040
PLEASE MAKE ME A PART OF SHOCKER
349
00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:44,960
ILLUSTRATION BY: KOJI YOKOI
350
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:50,040
ILLUSTRATION BY: KOJI YOKOI
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