All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S10E04

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Atlanta.

This is your homework.

I want you to be able to have that
conversation about what happened, what

occurred with the children.

You know, Carmen's about to be starting
her own insurance agency.

Y 'all gonna miss me.

This is gonna be really hard for me to
find a new personal... Tiffany, I'm

to tear the f*** up because I'm not
happy that you would do this to my

My entire life is about you. I don't
want it to be like that. Let's separate

jobs. And I won't work for you anymore.
I'd be on the street with my daughter.

Well, then do what you got to do.

Well, Greg, I'm on the way. I'm going as
fast as I can.

Oh, my God. I have all of these thoughts
in my mind. Like, what if Greg doesn't

come home? I can't imagine Greg not
walking on this earth. Greg has to get

better.

Ten years in the game, and I'm still the
tastiest peach in Atlanta.

Friends come and go, but family is
forever.

Age is just a number, but these
cheekbones are tiny.

Don't mess with the boss, because you
might get fired.

While some were saying I can't, I was
saying I do.

Call me a bad server, because I always
spill the tea.

You need some help, baby?

Yeah.

You sure you're supposed to be pulling
the bag?

I'm glad to be home.

You want some water?

Not right now.

Thank you for coming and getting me.
Well, who else is going to come get you?

That was a little bit scary because I
didn't feel good. I just felt terrible.

I'm sorry. I didn't get there on time.
You know, when I got there, the doctor

was like, they would look around.

Your heart. I started freaking out.

I thought we were just going to look for
some stuff with some dye.

And they're prepping me and shaving
growings.

I'm not understanding why they do that.

Because if they attempted to go through
this artery and it collapsed, they had

to have another place to go immediately,
another main artery.

But what they discovered, there was no
blockage. That's good.

Very good.

I still feel like you haven't found the
issues. To me, what I got out of it was

my heart beats normally for a few beats,
then it slows down, then it stops for

a few beats.

Well, your dad, you know, had that same
issue. My dad died for that issue. I

don't want it. Yeah.

When Greg went to the emergency room, I
didn't think that it was so serious to

that.

But we're talking about your heart. And
I kept thinking to myself, if Greg

doesn't come back here, how do I work a
function? And it was extremely scary to

me. You got to figure out what to do.

You know, there's pacemakers. There's
other things they do for low heart beat.

They mentioned that. And I need you to
go with me. I got to go to a couple of

cardiologists. Yeah.

Come on, you want to go upstairs and lay
down and let Nurse Nene work on you?

You could be the reason for all this.
You know, you're younger than me. You

could have just wore me out.

Oh, please.

Come on, Claire. Help me upstairs.

You know I'm weak. You know I'm weak.
Come on. Come on, babe. I bought you a

nurse outfit for Halloween.

You can put it on.

Oh,

Callie's going to run and get Tara
something for her birthday?

Do you know what she want?

What do you think we should get?

I'm going to get her this Target thing.

What are you getting her?

You can get her a candle.

You got to go get her a candle for me.

Go get in the shower.

No. Are you going to get a candle?

Who is this?

What's up? What's happening, bro?

How you doing?

Oh, you're nice and tall.

I'm Jack.

Cairo. Cairo. Nice to meet you.

Hello.

And then there is the queen.

How are you? You met Cairo?

I have, yeah. That is my son.

Yeah. All right, Cairo, we're going to
have a little session.

I'll go upstairs.

Okay.

This is only my second session with Jack
Daniels, and I know he could be super

helpful, but I'm scared.

I think I should have just grabbed a
bottle of Jack Daniels.

I gave you a homework assignment.

Mm -hmm. I knew it was going to be
challenging for you. Mm -hmm. How'd you

It's hard.

Really? My girlfriend, she had to be me
first.

It is true that there was some abuse in
my relationship with your father.

Tell me about when you did the mock.

I really don't remember what I did.

Sometimes I black out, I think.

You look a little nervous.

I mean, we tell our kids, make sure, you
know, you're respected. And I did

everything as a grown woman that you
tell your kids not to do.

You feel ashamed about it?

Yeah, for sure.

How often do you talk about it?

Only with you.

Am I supposed to keep talking about it?
It's not the talking about it. It's the

releasing it.

I am still not ready to have this
conversation with the kids.

So having to talk about it is hard when
you have so many people who look up to

you, when you feel like, I don't want to
say a failure, but almost a failure.

The Coalition for Domestic Violence
actually reached out to me to do some

speaking. With the platform comes a big
responsibility.

But the first step for you to actually
be able to connect... Is talk to my

When? I don't believe in making goals
without deadlines.

Next, within the next two weeks.

Okay.

First, let me give you a little bit of
homework.

Do something special for you.

Whether that's just go get a hotel room,
go to the beach.

Eat something you're not supposed to
eat.

Just something.

I do that all the time.

You sure give a lot of homework.

Well, that's the only way you get things
done.

I guess.

Where are you taking me? You know you
want to ride on the boot cave.

You ready?

Get over here.

You said what time we got to leave?

I think we only got an hour, but we
really need to go.

I'm headed to New York because I have
been given the chance to be the cover

of Essence Magazine.

You want to come with us, Ace?

You won't be able to handle it.

I've been wanting this for a very long
time because only the A -list of the

African -American community make it to
the cover of that magazine.

It's a big deal.

Oh, who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Who's that? Who's that?

Who's that? A little munchkin.

I need to go over.

You and Mima, what are y 'all going to
do with Ace while we're gone?

Lego World.

Nothing.

Nothing? The zoo.

No, I hate the zoo.

You hate the zoo?

I mean walking in the zoo.

It is.

Uh -oh. What on earth just happened?

Every time I have to go out of town
without my kids, it sucks.

And I'm trying to figure out how to
balance.

Time for myself and my family.

It's not working right now, and I need
to figure that out.

Hola, hola.

How much time we got? You got like 20
minutes at the moment.

So this is Todd's stuff. Where's your
mom's stuff?

Oh, my God.

Are you serious?

I don't think I have packed a bag for
your mother in probably 10 years.

Usually Carmen packs this.

Seriously? Absolutely.

We got to, like, go.

Or else we're going to miss this flight
for sure.

Oh, I could do a plaid shirt. I could do
a plaid shirt.

I'm guessing I'm just going to throw
this stuff in the bag.

I don't even know what I'm wearing.

We have to walk out of the door in one
minute.

Good job.

Helping Daddy Pat. Good. Put it in the
bag.

Yeah. Let me go ahead and tell y 'all
now.

What?

We ain't got no hotel.

No hotel?

Because everything gets thrown out.
That's right.

Let's make a move.

This is crazy.

Honestly, I really do miss Carmen and
Kwame right now. They would have made

that all this was taken care of, but Don
Juan and I are going to find somebody

new soon.

So, bro, we ain't got a hotel?

No. Well, what about Trump Tower? I know
ain't nobody staying there no more.

She got a point there.

Coming up next, Portia is an angry
bitch. When I saw her, she was turd with

doors closed.

Oh.

Are you guys having a good time so far?

Yes.

Yes.

Look what this is.

Hi, honey.

How's your health?

Really?

So more hair care.

So this is the shelf display. As you can
see, it's only going to be three

products each.

Where's your notebook?

Rule number one, always be prepared.

Let me see if I can get into it.

Get a little work done.

I'll get it.

Hey, girl. Hey, cutie pie.

Hey. Well, I'm glad you could come by.

Dominique, Dominique, let me answer the
door.

Hi. How are you? I'm good.

I'm good.

Since Lauren and I had that big glow up
fight, I haven't spoken to her all

weekend. My vision of having a salon
that we are owning together, that don't

mean shit. To you? Because I have a...
Just your feet?

It's probably the longest I've gone
without speaking to her after an

And I don't know where Lauren has been
staying, but she hasn't been at Portia's

Palace. I feel so much better up here.

So,

yeah.

It's officially awkward.

I know. No, no, no. I just, since the
last time Lauren and I got together, it

was a little rocky.

What happened?

So, so hard to explain.

I was having a super bad day. I guess
I'll start there.

That might have made me a little on
edge.

So like in the meeting, I think Portia
said a few times like, oh, my company,

you know, I this, my company, I that.

And then it just kept going on and on
and on.

Like before the company even had an
office, I was there. I've been doing

everything from the ground up. I just
feel like she looks at me like a baby.

But at this point, I'm about to be 30.
I'm a grown woman, so I just have

different needs.

And you're a mother now.

I'm a mother now, yeah.

So I guess I'm changing a lot. Whatever
you're dealing with, why can't I be

there for you instead of be the one who
has to take the attack? But you're busy

and you have your own stress. I don't
want to stress you out. Is it because of

my reaction to what you told me? No,
it's not your reaction. It's honestly, I

don't bring things to you all the time
because I don't want to stress you out.

She doesn't want to put any of her
burdens or the stuff that she might be

dealing with all on your shoulders.

I feel like I've intimidated you to not
tell me stuff.

Come sit right here.

Lauren, listen, I'm your sister.

I love you.

If there's something you tell me and I
don't react right then, I have to admit,

it may be tough love, okay?

And I have felt myself do that to you a
couple times.

The only way I handle stuff is to put my
head down and work. So I just need you

to understand that I am here for you.

I know you are. Well,

what is it?

We're doing too much. It's like as we
get bigger and as her empire grows, is

going to outgrow me? You're going to get
to a point where you need a real

executive assistant.

What am I going to do? Where am I going
to be? What have I done with my life to

set myself up like I'm just going to be
lost?

Lauren! Stop it!

This stuff I'm doing, this is for us.
We're going to do this stuff together.

I don't give a damn if you don't know
shit about a damn salon. Do I look like

ran one before?

We're going to do it together.

You got to let people be there for you.
And you're not doing that. You can't do

it all by yourself. You're just up there
bailing this shit on your own.

I'll never leave you, okay?

I'm sorry.

You don't have to wear no more weave if
you don't want to.

Well, how did weave come up in the
conversation?

Well, take it out and wear your little
bun.

And then she showed up today.

Now get Bailey and come on back.

Being stubborn.

I like the darker one, don't you?

This, I feel like it should be outside.
Yeah, this is going to, yeah.

Because it's going to be a little bit
different color.

Let me go get the door. I'll be right
back. Okay.

Who's there?

Hey, girl. Monique.

Oh, look at your purse, girl.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Monique Smith.

It's a girlfriend of mine that I've
known for about, I don't know, 13 years

so. I've been married for 13 years, and
I have done it every other day for 13

years unless I'm out of town.

Monique is a real cool chick.

She's actually like a sister.

How's Greg doing?

Greg is, you know, he's not 100%, but he
is getting better.

The heart ain't nothing to play with
now. You know we need our Greg around.

the voice of reason. I got to try to
keep my husband with me, child. Right.

like, if I don't have Greg around, I'm
thinking, what the hell will I do?

Right. So anyway, I am glad you're here.

Yeah, me too. Because I'm just trying to
do something fun.

So I was like, look, the gays and the
girls are like the new couple alert

days. Yeah. So we're all going to get
together.

I am putting together an all -white,
never forget, girls and gays, honey,

at my house.

So Greg, he's giving me his lessons.

He said, babe, it's a great way for me
to get my mind off of the whole health

thing. We'll all just get together and
have some bites and just drink and kiki.

Needy! We're in the kitchen!

Oh, OK.

Hey! She's getting ready for tomorrow.
Hi!

Oh, shit! How are you? How are you?

Brandon is a friend of mine who lives in
Philadelphia.

And it's great to have friends like
Brandon and Monique over the years that

can depend on.

So I want to show you guys what the plan
is to have two white sofas up here.

Ooh. And then there's a bar that will be
here. You know, I love your backyard.

What's the theme of a soiree? There has
to be some sort of... Well, it's called,

you know, never forget. Never forget
what? Never forget you ever came over

Because there's been guests that come
here and act like they've never been.

Like who's been here and who, like,
forgot?

Portia, actually.

If Portia is as slow and as dingy as you
want everybody to believe she

is, I think maybe she should seek a
little help for that.

Because Portia came to my house and
acted like she had never been there. So,

girl, you mean to me you forgot?

What about Portia?

What about her?

Is she invited?

Portia is not invited. But there has to
be something going on that you haven't

invited her. Like, especially since she
lives down the block from you.

There's just a lot of stuff going on.
There's a lot.

But despite what's going on, I feel like
maybe you should meet with her.

Me too, because I really like Portia.

Don't be telling me I should be meeting
with her. But I've known you for a long

time, and I know what kind of girl you
are, and I just feel like it could be

never going to happen. I feel like
Portia is a nice girl as well. No, no,

Oh, really? When I saw her, she was turd
with...

The door is closed.

I'm going to talk about everything.

I want to talk to you about what closed
the door.

And a text message she sent to me the
other day saying that I would like to

down with you and find out why you're so
angry with me. And angry was not...

going to get me to sit down with her.
No, I did not go and sit down with

She needs to fix her lying tongue first.

Portia is a angry bitch. She don't act
like candy, don't drugs, and want to eat

her. Oh.

She was tied up in the whole lie with
Phaedra. When the heat got hot, she

Phaedra under the bus and jumped off the
damn bus to save her own ass.

She's going to get pent up against the
wall with Mimi Lee.

With everything that's going on with my
husband and his health, Portia is on my

I don't give a fuck list right now. Let
me tell you something else. I'm having a

party. It's going to be fun. What if she
were to show up? What would you do? She

doesn't even know where I live.

So let's go over here and talk about
this table.

Table that I have put together, honey.

We're going to have bar stews
everywhere.

We're going to have all the shady people
here having a great time. Yes,

God, honey.

Yes.

That's what we're going to do.

I'm going to have a ball.

Coming up next.

I'm so excited.

Oh, it's going to be a good one.

Candy's got a cover.

I just finally did it. So what are we
doing?

Okay, so we need to get her some shoes.
Yeah, tell me your shoe size. A 10 or a

10. Okay. You're saying I did it in one?

Yeah. How is that possible? Let me see.

Sheree and my relationship started off
as messy as the state of Sheree's

basement. But seeing as though she was
very supportive when she learned about

marriage. Now I'm legally married. I'm
happy for you and congratulations.

Absolutely. I think we could start this
relationship off on another foot.

Why not put that foot?

on a bike in spin class.

I

am

definitely more of the fitness girl.

I mean, come on.

Who is in better shape?

The proof is in the pudding. All right.

And there's a lot of pudding over there.

So I'm going to have to go with me.

Oh, these are so good.

This is so refreshing. Honey, I needed
this after that class.

I know. He makes it fun.

And he's challenging.

That party was off the chain. Oh, my
gosh. I'm glad you had a good time.

Well, I have to say that, you know, I
just loved hearing what you said to

me. You know, the thing about finding
love and if you have found love.

I'm all about love. Yeah.

So I really wanted to invite you today
to just, like, tell you that.

But I'm working on something. I really
want you to be a part of it. I'm working

on this PSA, a public service
announcement for domestic violence.

And I thought that if we team together,
we could really help a lot of people.

Sheree and I have something in common.
We're survivors of domestic violence.

I think together...

With us sharing our story, we could make
a dynamic team.

I want you to have a significant role in
it.

So what do you think?

I think it's a great idea. Yay!

Wait, wait, wait. I didn't say I'm going
to do it yet.

The National Coalition for Domestic
Violence reached out to me about me

ambassador for their organization.

I think it's a great idea, though. Okay.

But I don't make sure it's not a, you
know, conflict or anything.

Thank you for asking me to be involved.
Oh, of course, of course.

Look, I got a text from NeNe.

What'd she say? She said, hey, girl,
this Saturday I'll be having a girls and

gays, all white, never forget.

What does that mean?

Shade, honey.

All white, never forget. Never forget.

Gosh, are we going to do theme parties
all year?

Well,

you set the bar.

Sure. Man, I'm so excited to see you
have the wigs all pulled together.

Ready?

We can get you started.

Okay. Here we go. Got it.

I cannot believe I am about to have an
Essence cover.

I know. I'm so excited for you. You
deserve it.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi. How are you doing? I'm Julie.

I'm the... I'll air kiss this so I won't
mess you up. I'm the fashion and beauty

director. Oh, cool.

Yes! This is one of those... Cover time?

You know how you have it on your list of
dreams?

To be on the cover is extremely
important.

But I hope Ace understands as he's
growing up that I work a lot because I'm

trying to provide him with the best
life.

I'll let you get back to work.

Yes, I love being successful, but what I
want the most is to be a great mom to

my kids.

I know my personality is so, like, laid
back most of the time, so I'm not really

expressive of, you know, how I feel.

But on the inside, I'm hitting
cartwheels.

We got to try some clothes.

Okay. Who are we starting with?

This dress here to something fun.

This is really nice.

It feels like you.

I've been wanting this for a very long
time.

I did not think it was ever going to
happen for some reason. But then,

Good job.

That's really good.

I had to put in some work, I guess, to
be recognized eventually.

How's everything going?

Everything is going good. I'm really,
really happy with what I'm seeing on the

screen. You're a natural.

And I just want to tell you how excited
we are that you're on our cover, which

is a confidence issue.

And you really do embody things, a
confident Black woman.

Well, I appreciate y 'all recognizing
me. Black Girl Magic all day long.

Thank you. It really makes me feel so
good that they decided to make me the

cover of the confidence issue.

Because anything that I do, I'm going to
put my best effort into it. I want to

win. And I want to do my best. And to
know that they see that in me, that's an

amazing feeling to me.

That's my wife, right?

Coming up. So tell me about Lake Bailey.

When can I come to Lake Bailey?

Girl, how's Greg doing?

He's not 100%, but he's trying to get
stronger.

Okay, well, that's good.

He's going to be okay.

Okay, girl, I got to go. I got to meet
Will for some ice cream right now. Get

off the phone. Goodbye.

Bye. Oh, my God.

Hi. What's up?

Sorry. Look at you looking all
beautiful.

How are you?

Good. Good to see you. I'm glad you came
out on my lunch.

Hey, so how do we order?

We have chocolate vanilla all the time
and then a flavor of the day, and today

it's strawberry.

Well, you know, I'll take vanilla with
salted caramel topping.

Great. What are you having?

Strawberry. Oh, you like strawberries?

I have to show you what I like about
strawberries one day.

Okay, let's see.

Today is date number two with Will, and
I'm trying to actually be a little more

relaxed on his date.

Thank you.

Absolutely. I think he realizes that I
like him at this point.

I like that color on you.

Oh, thank you.

You look so nice.

So, you know, it's funny. I was at home
yesterday when my phone was just

ringing.

How did I end up on all these blogs?

Yeah, I heard about that.

Well, I kind of expected it a little
bit. You know, I just met you not that

ago. And I just thought it wouldn't come
right away.

I figure some of the bloggers may run
with, you know, any pictures that may be

posted. And I kind of didn't really want
a lot of media attention doing it. But

that's pretty much dead in the water
now. But I wish they would just be more

discreet. Right. I feel like it's
already a little bit challenging to get

know someone when you're, you know,
living your life in the spotlight.

After one date, you end up being on the
blogs.

Yeah, it can be a little bit of pressure
and probably a little bit getting used

to. So tell me.

dating you what kind of tips would you
give me i mean i think we just have to

make sure that we're on the same page
and um you know we are communicating

let me know what it is and i'll do the
same all right i appreciate that that's

what i'm talking about oh sorry we'll do
it too i don't know why i'm so nervous

around you so tell me about lake bailey
i just live there so when

can i come to lake bailey

If things continue the way they are,
then soon.

Maybe I can make dinner for you.

While we're here.

We should be at Lake Bailey right now.

So hopefully soon I get to see this
lake.

All right. So I'll see you later. Okay.
All right.

We need to start setting some food up, I
think.

The shirtless guys are eye candy for
both girls and gay.

So I think this is a great moment for us
all.

Look. Open your eyes.

Look.

You know, just when the guests are
finished, you get their stuff. You know

to do it. Put that charm on.

Yeah. Bro, you missed something.

I know people are probably looking like,
okay, isn't Greg sick? Listen, first of

all, Greg doesn't want to be sick.
That's one. He wants to pretend that

not. But Greg's doctors are monitoring
him.

And even though he's not 100%, he is
doing so much better.

I'm mad with you. Oh, you're not mad
with me.

Marlo and I literally had not talked in
four years.

And the last time we saw each other, a
couple weeks ago, at valet, at the mall,

we ended up arguing for probably 30
minutes.

You this, you that, you that, you that,
you that, you that, you that, you that,

you that, you that, and we ended up
talking.

We done had our ups and downs.

I felt that you were upset about me
being friends with Kenya.

I was upset with you being friends with
Kenya. You were coming at me like you

wanted to fight me.

She don't know the definition of a
friend. You have to kiss her ass to be a

friend. And go get that Donald Trump
hair redone.

We are extra divas. You are the damn
diva, honey. I'm not ringing people's

doorbell in a motherfucking robe and all
kind of necklaces and shit. I don't do

that shit. We were so close, I think
that so many people didn't want to see

close. At the end of the day, she really
knows that Nene's really my sister.

My God, they just keep coming in all
kind of shapes and forms.

How are you?

Thank you. You look great.

I'm like, hello.

Great chest, honey.

Anyway. Let's talk about Portia. Who?

Portia.

Y 'all neighbors, right? I heard she had
a bigger house than yours.

Marlo, you better... Marlo.

What about the dumb bitch at your house?
Kenya came out in the news that she had

gotten married. She's talked about they
want to have a baby. I'm just hoping

she's not using a 46 -year -old fucking
egg. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, your hair.

Girl, come in. Your hair is everything.

Hi. Hi.

You look adorable.

Your hair is everything.

Hi.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.
Oh, my gosh. Come in, come in, come in.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you very much. All positive
energy. Come on.

Here, sit.

Oh, we'll get you a drink. You want
something to drink? I do. I never

a million years that introducing Kim to
Croy. I've never in my whole life seen

an ass like that. We were all sitting at
the table. I was like, 10, 10.

Would lead to five years of marriage and
six kids.

I guess you can call me Cupid.

Okay, cheers, honey.

So what did Nini say?

Does she know I'm coming?

She does not know you're coming, but.

Clearly, the invite says I can invite
someone.

I'm not gay. It was like a few years
ago. But you're my old gay friend.

I found this on the shelves. I was like,
girl, Kim, yes, I'm bisexual.

Really? You believe that shit?

Uh -oh.

You're my ex -gay friend. OK, OK. So
we're going to do it.

Mimi introduced me to Sharae 15, 16
years ago.

Sharae and I just instantly hit it off.

I know that Sharae has this reputation
of being like, something about bones or

something. I don't know. She'll be the
first one to rat you out.

I don't know why they say that. I don't
see her being that, and she has never

been that to me.

Okay, cheers, honey.

So, I haven't seen her, though,
honestly, since... Well, no, I did see

Where? I'm walking out of SAC. Did she
see you?

I'm almost 100 % positive. And by the
time I got to her car, she was already

gone. But she parks in f***ing handicap.

Oh, that's illegal.

Oh, she shouldn't have done that. So,
I'm sure if she...

Thinks I saw her, didn't say hi, then
she might just slam the door on us

when we get there. Oh, my gosh.

There's no talent.

So how are you?

You know, I started seeing a life coach
and I've been working with him. He said

that I need to take some time to myself
because I never do anything for myself.

So I was thinking about, you know, maybe
going to San Francisco and maybe

inviting, you know, some of the girls or
all the girls.

I'm in.

Wait, what about the other girl, the
f***ing dumb bitch at your house? The

that just f***ing decided to walk
downstairs, upstairs, and all f***ing

your house. Kenya.

I know it's been almost a year since Kim
and Kenya hit their huge blow -up

regarding my basement.

You know, Kim didn't think it was cool
that Kenya went in the basement. Why do

you think she came for you?

Because she needs a check.

Oh, okay.

She needs a check.

But it's definitely gone far beyond that
since then.

You know, we've never really thought eye
to eye. Oh, I didn't know that. No,

never. Because you're prettier than her.
That's a problem.

You know, it came out in the news that
she had gotten married.

Okay, so she went and got married, but I
heard it was to a fan.

Was he a fan?

Yeah, I heard he was a f***ing fan.

Oh my gosh.

Okay, she didn't say that. She's talked
about how they want to have a baby and

she's so in love.

I'm just hoping she's not using a 46
-year -old f***ing egg.

Isn't she 46 or 47?

Or 48, something like that.

Well, I just... Have you met her
husband?

No one has met her husband.

Something is not adding the f*** up.

Now, you know she's probably going to be
at NeNe's.

Oh.

I told her last time to throw your ass
out. Throw my happy ass out. So you're

going to throw me out of your house?

You are still freaking crazy. And I love
it.

Well, you got me close enough to the
grass, didn't you? No, I'm sorry.

You got your heels on?

Yes.

Look at the bartender.

Oh, my God.

This is my kind of party.

This food looks amazing. It does look
amazing.

Get your piece of chicken, girl. You
know I'm going to get a chicken wing.

Let's go have a seat.

Catch up. I have so much to tell you.
I've known Dare J forever.

He is fabulous.

And he also just happens to have a
fabulous white dress.

Both of us with these trains and stuff.
Yeah.

Don't step on mine. I won't step on
yours. I mean, he's their J -Hutty.

I came out here to support my girl for
her party. Yes. But then I also had to

come out here because I had to talk to
her about this party. Oh, my God. Yeah.

What? What's going on? I get where she
was coming from with the party, but...

Oh, you're talking about the whole girls
and gays? Girls and gays, yeah.

The name of Nene's party is the...

It's the girls and the gays with white
girls and bring your gay.

And don't forget.

And if we have a gay girlfriend,

was it girls and gays?

Thereby.

It's kind of like your white friend
having to say, bring your best black

So who are supposed to be coming to the
party?

I know King is coming. I spoke to her.
She's on her way.

Sheree is coming.

I don't remember any mentioning Portia.

See, I like this one.

I know we're going to show a lot more of
the bobs. And then I feel like in

black, any color, blonde, this is like a
look that can go for anybody.

Now that Lauren and I have made up and
we're in a much better place, it's time

for us to focus on our business. So I
give zero about being invited to Nene's

Soiree. I would rather pluck each one of
my toenails out, put them in a glass of

Hennessy, and take them as a shot.

Okay.

People like bobs better than the super
long hair. They do.

Honestly, the everyday woman, this is
what she wears. I think they pretty much

fantasize about looks.

Lauren, you and your drink.

Hello. Hi, darling.

Hi, baby. Hi.

Hi, baby. How are you?

How are you?

You want another drink, darling?

I actually would love a glass of white
wine. Okay.

I'm going to come with you. Okay.

You want anything?

So.

This little article that I saw on a blog
site with you and a handsome gentleman

saying that he was your new boyfriend.

I know.

What was that about?

It was like crazy. I mean, I've only
known Will two weeks now.

Thank you, Hannah. Let the queen come
through.

Hey, hi.

Okay, girl.

Derek, what in the world?

Oh, my God.

You're trying to have a rear cup.

I am not drinking out of anybody's, come
on.

Can you check her AC?

Oh, my God. Did you talk to Derek J?

I did.

a little bit about the whole theme of
the party because some of the guys were

little offended.

I didn't think anything of it and my
intentions were purely pure. Like I

never do that. I mean, come on.

Kim Zodiac, where?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, it is! Oh, my
God, you invited Kim!

Yeah, you didn't tell us!

Security!

Oh, that looks like Sheree. Maybe Sheree
brought her. Kim Zodiac!

Is that you?

Oh, my God!

Kim Zodiac!

Kim Zodiac!

Well, I did tell Sheree to bring her
favorite gay, honey.

My man, you got some f***ed up hearts on
me, honey, huh?

Damn it.

Let me go in and at least meet her.

Bitch.

Hello. Hey.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You look like Brielle.

No, Brielle looking like me.

I never know how Nini's going to receive
me. She might punch me or she'll love

me. I have no idea.

I love this, Kim. This is pretty. And
this time, Nini loves me.

Yes, Lisa Wu.

I'll say make my day.

What can y 'all hear?

Make my day.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait, you guys. Did
you see Sheree's shirt?

Adult with a bone, the bone carrier.

Stop. That's what I have on. Oh, my God.
I think. I mean, I have lace here, but

do y 'all see that? I can't. It's adult
with a bone on it. I can't.

Where's your boo?

My boo drove us here so we could drink.

I know, I know, I know.

Okay, come on, you guys. Let's go say
hi. Come on.

So that's how we doing it. I ain't got
no problem putting my head in the air

giving your ass the same thing you give
me and keep it moving.

I didn't know who you were with.

It wasn't Brent. That's the only reason
why I didn't think it was you.

No, it wasn't Brent. I was with a
handicapped person.

bitch, because you don't exist.

Kim, girl, don't poke the beer, okay?

Unless you want to get bit. I know y
'all don't know about Cynthia, at least.

talked to him on the phone. Look at Kim,
look at Kim.

But when are we going to be able to meet
him? Soon, hopefully soon.

It's all a bunch of lies.

A bunch of bullshit.

I don't play now.

But I went and ate at his restaurant in
Brooklyn. Okay.

He don't exist.

Shut the fuck up, okay? Be quiet.

Why do you have such a hard -on for me?
Didn't they cut it off during your

reassignment surgery?

Why do you have such a hard -on?

I didn't even hear your... Get it off
somewhere.

Get it off. Jack off somewhere. Get it
off your chest.

This is not the time or the place.

We are in someone's house.

What would your husband say you meet
this girl? That's why he doesn't want to

meet him. Well, where is he? Worry about
your husband.

As real as your hair.

Your kiss, your ass, that whole ugly
face ain't fucking real. I'm worried

me. I realize you're upset.

You do.

You're asking about my life.

Why is Kim so obsessed with me? And why
is she so angry? If she's so happy with

her 10 kids and her husband and all of
that, why is she so focused on me?

It's all a fucking lie, bitch. Worry
about your botched surgery. Don't worry

about me.

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