All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S10E03

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Hey!

Portia's palace is about to expand,
honey.

Y 'all already messing up. Y 'all
already messing up.

I'm really testing this sister
relationship because we work together.

And now we're gonna live together.

There was a lot of emotional abuse.

How are the kids taking it? Have you
talked to them about that?

Mm -mm.

You never want to let your kids see the
weak.

I never would have thought I would have
been dating at 50. You're like 29.

That's right. How old is his daddy?

Not like I'm 18.

He got an older cousin.

Just a friendship. Okay. All right,
fine. Everybody needs new friends.

Mm -hmm.

I just can't do it in coach.

Why don't you go to the doctor? This
isn't my first time telling Shamia the

reasons of why I can't come to her
wedding. I'm here to support and love

and it's not good enough.

Bitch. I need a break from friends.

Ten years in the game, and I'm still the
tastiest peach in Atlanta.

Friends come and go, but family is
forever.

Age is just a number, but these
cheekbones are tiny.

Don't mess with the boss, because you
might get fired.

While some were saying I can't, I was
saying I do.

Call me a bad server, because I always
spill the tea.

Okay, let's go on in here and get it
together.

Hello.

Hi. Hi. Hi, ladies. Welcome to Beautiful
You.

You guys going to get some services
today?

I pretty much decided to lock it down
when it comes to new friends. I thought

would try this. It's the body wrapping.

Oh, yeah.

All over.

And the one consistent thing in my life
is going to be my family. Thank you very

much, Mom. Thank you.

And we're going to come right in this
way, okay?

This looks like we're going to be
working out.

Yes, you do. The mineral wraps do
require you to be a little active.

I thought I was going to lay down and
then wake up. I know.

Pulls out toxins, water inside of your
system, excess waste.

Okay. Okay. I know I'm like a 24 right
here. Okay.

We're going to go ahead and get started
with those measurements, okay? I want

you to measure between my thighs right
here.

I would like a little Beyonce gap, if I
can get a little Beyonce gap. 26 .4.

Damn, my thigh is the size of what my
waist used to be.

Ooh, this grown woman weight did not
play.

A lot of people see me and they think,
oh, she just walk up like that.

No.

Yoni is a sacred word for the womb and
the vagina.

To get it out, you literally lay an egg
like a chicken.

Let's go.

Don't hold it. You'll pop yourself.

Being a brand new baby vegan, I enjoy
looking good on the outside just as good

as I feel in the inside.

I'm just comfortable with myself.

Right over here.

Yeah, get that underarm fat.

It's going to be a lot of portion and
learn.

Now that we're roommates, we'll be able
to get more work done. See, that's my

only issue with it is that you're not
about to be working me at the house.

Well, we're going to have stuff to do.
You're trying to open an entire salon.

Lauren and I haven't always held the
smoothest seat since being business

partners. I don't have to be here. Okay,
do you not want your job? Who else is

going to run your business and not take
your money?

But I'm the body, she's the backbone.

We'll see how that goes.

And I'm really looking forward to us
building the Porsche empire.

Oh, grief, it is.

This was your idea.

Now I done got us up here looking like
some rap hot dog.

Thanks, Porsche. I know.

I feel like I look like the Abominable
Snowman.

No calls.

Why are you called? People think I'm
extra. Lauren is so freaking extra.

She doesn't have enough meat on her
body, honey. You need to have some

insulation, honey.

Your butt is busted out.

You can't hold me down.

Somebody has hit me.

Hey ladies, how's it going today?

Hey, how are you? Welcome to Clothing
Warehouse.

Y 'all looking for anything specific
today?

We are having a 70s party. So you need
vintage clothes? I need vintage clothes.

All right.

And my mom, 70 years, she's never had a
birthday party.

So I said, okay, I'm going to throw mom
a birthday party.

Velma is everything to me.

I'm proud of you, my love.

You want some lovin'? Mm -hmm.

You make me cry.

What's up, mama?

Oh, Cameron came in already. What's up?

She called me.

I think it should be a 70s theme since
I'm turning 70.

So that's what I'm going to create.
Well, this is so John Travolta right

Oh, my God.

Oh, wait, you got to do. Oh, my God.
This is hilarious.

You really look like you came out of the
70s.

Kelly, Millie, what took you so long?

Oh, I want these weed glass.

They smoked a ton of weed in the 70s.
Girl, my mama probably was on the reefer

in the 70s. We won't be doing that at
the party. It seemed like everybody was

the reefer in the 70s. Who's all coming,
ma? Of course, all of our usual

suspects, T .R.'s friends, my friends.
My mom's party had to be perfect.

I've even hit up a party planner to help
coordinate.

Check out. And this, yes.

It's going to be $3 .47.

Dang, what we get.

Oh, my God. Hi.

How are you, lovely? I'm doing great.
You look amazing.

Good to see you again. You look great as
well.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Terrence, one of my belly boys, set me
up with a very handsome young man at my

50th birthday party. How are you,
beautiful?

I'm doing great. Happy birthday.

Thank you. I didn't know who I was
meeting today, but I'm absolutely

You're beautiful.

And I have to say, he may be getting a
promotion.

There's our menu.

Thank you.

What do you have a taste for tonight?

What do I have a taste for?

I'm not on the menu, by the way, so
we're going to keep it to this. Oh,

then we got to go somewhere else.

You know, I think I want to try the lamb
chop lollipops.

Stop trying to be like me. Oh, that's
what you're going to order? So we're

thinking the same thing. Yeah.

But you look like you could have
modeled, actually. No, I never modeled.

modeled. Okay, well. Yeah, that wasn't
my cup of tea. I got into the business

world and kind of just stayed in my
zone, did what I was good at. Oh, okay.

Totally. You're like 41, right? I'm 41.

When will you be 42?

December 28th. Oh, Capricorn.

Can you handle a Capricorn? Do you know
about a Capricorn? Yeah, I could handle

it. Oh, yeah? Okay. All right, I'm going
to put you to the test.

I am going to be a dater, okay? I've
never just dated. I'm not really looking

for a serious relationship.

This is game number one.

Tell me about your dating life.

Well, I just kind of started.

You know, I've been separated for a
couple of years now and officially

You know, although things didn't work
out, you know, a lot of great things

out of marriage. And, you know, I still
love and support him. Oh, that's

awesome. All right. So have you ever
been married?

Never been married.

Really?

I was engaged.

It didn't work out.

My daughter, I had her when I was 30.

Jordan.

Jordan. Yeah, that's my heart right
there. She's a man. She's a daddy's

Oh, my God. Do you have a picture?

If I had my phone on me, I would
actually show you, but I don't bring my

on dates. Oh, my God. That's actually a
first for me. Really?

Yes.

I'm very impressed with Will.

He's the male version of me, and I love
me some meat, so I like the man, okay?

Yeah, it's weird that I'm pretty
comfortable with you.

Well, you know what? I was thinking the
same thing. So salute to friendship that

has been created now. Yeah. All right.

Regardless of what happens, we're in
forever. I was trying to play it off, y

'all, but get the connection.

We are connected. We are right here.

This just feels easy, you know?

Isn't that how it's supposed to be?

I'm not actually.

I'm going to make you wait.

Coming up. Today is my mother's birthday
beyond everything else. And I'm sitting

here, I'm about to tear the fuck up
because I'm not happy.

I'm not happy that you would do this to
my mother.

Oh, I couldn't get any hotter.

Melted my damn brain.

It's so much more cooler over here.

Greg, what in the world is going on? I
just feel like I'm going to pass out.

want some water?

Not right now. I'm going to lay down.
Like, I feel like I'm about to sweat.

You told doing something to me.

No. You didn't say I wanted to. It's hot
as shit out here. I feel like I need to

get naked out of this mug.

Come on. Come on, child.

I've been with Greg since I was in my
20s.

The only secret I can tell you to a
relationship is finding a way to

love each other and be attracted to one
another.

Without Greg, what would I do? Like, who
is going to cut the grass?

Like, who's the pool person? Like, who
do we pay our lights and gas to?

Brent. Found your phone.

Thank God, honey. It looks like you
chewed it up.

Hey. Not tiny.

Can you believe you produced something
this big?

This is our only baby, Greg.

Now, Brent, where you going?

Can I go shop for a minute?

I'll catch y 'all later, go get y 'all
some gifts or something.

Uh -uh. Today is National Get Your Daddy
Something Day just for no reason. It

is. Let me go get my daddy a grill.

No, nothing like that. I mean something
like a dessert.

Greg does not need a dessert right now,
okay?

But Greg thinks he needs a dessert. He's
been living on this earth way longer

than me, so who am I to keep him from a
dessert, honey? When I text, respond.

Okay. I mean immediately, too. If you do
not respond when I text you, it's a

problem. And I am not playing. You won't
drive for a week.

This must be a man thing. They don't get
the text. I got the text.

I get the text all the time, and I can
respond to the text. And I send the

and the text went through, but then you
don't get the text on your end, but he

don't get the text on his end. Can I
tell you how amazingly beautiful you

right now?

I can't believe we ain't graduated.

You can't believe it. It's a good time.

It's a marvelous time.

I've been a mom since I was 21.

And Greg and I are so proud of Brent.

Give me a hug. Mama love you.

I don't want to send the bird poopy. No,
stop playing. Give me a hug.

12 -year -olds hug their moms.

And what's a lie is they told me I was
going to be an empty nester.

This nest ain't damn empty.

What do you think you'd do with this
life?

You know what he say he wants to do? You
know, he wants to jump into business

and entertainment industry and do his
thing. I have my own comedy show. Brent

loves comedy. He's super funny.

He got a lot of you in him.

So he's going to try his hand at comedy
and maybe a little bit of the acting

world. I'm hot, like I ain't never been
this hot.

Saw a greyhound buck go up the street
and the dog was on the inside.

Good? Yeah, I guess so.

I'm too blessed to be stressed.

Man, let's go to our meeting.

All right.

Kayla, my baby's about to be 21, and
she's driving me crazy.

Okay.

We supposed to be having a meeting this
morning?

Y 'all out here just chit -chatting.
Don't whiz on.

I'm like.

No, we were talking about Kayla being
21.

Just like she wants people to come spend
the night. And I'm like, pause. Who are

these people?

Like, I just don't like people. That's
because y 'all weird like that on

Speaking on that, with this restaurant,
we got.

Almost 100 people that work at this
restaurant that y 'all don't really

No, you know. I don't be wanting to get
nobody no keys.

I'm letting everybody in at the gate.

Come on. You got to protect your space.

At Candy Coated, we're pretty close
-knit. We have our fillers out to hire a

general manager for OLG. But after
dealing with all this mess with

this be your last fake check you got to
get from me.

Okay? Goodbye.

I don't want to talk to you about
possibly a lawsuit.

I've already spent over $60 ,000 just on
my attorney's fees, and I don't know

who I can trust, really.

With that, even here, we got a whole
bunch of applicants to, like, fill that

other office space.

Y 'all looking for somebody new? Yeah.
Yeah.

Well, you know, Carmen's about to be
starting her own insurance agency. Y

gonna miss me.

Damn,

Carmen!

Carmen is my bestie, and I'm helping
invest in her business to help her grow.

I'm the last of the Mohicans. You're
going to be the last of the Mohicans,

But it's going to be really hard for me
to find a new personal assistant.

But I'll still be around, you know,
because y 'all still need some help at

restaurant. Carmen's going back into
insurance. You're going back into

Right. Everything.

Oh, well, we started, bro. Coming back
full circle.

How is the rehearsals going?

Man, I really don't know what is going
on. Like, to be honest with you, my

members have been arguing.

It's like nothing is together to me.

But this sounds like you, Sheree, Kenya,
and Portia, y 'all always have

something. In that circle, it does feel
like a girl group. These girls that you

hang around, y 'all done had some
intense -ass moments. I just saw the

It was Camila's bridal shower.

So it was like charade, Kenya, anybody
else there? Kenya wasn't there. So she

really got married?

She told me out of her own mouth.

When I first heard about Kenya's secret
wedding, I was like, surely she would

have told me if she was getting married.
I reached out to her, and I was like,

girl, did you get married? And she was
like, yeah.

I was like, wait, what?

I was looking like a damn fool because
she did get married. And it's

Where can you not even want to tell me
this man's name?

So what's his name again?

Baby.

I do not even know his name.

Where'd she get married at?

On an island somewhere. Like you get
married over there, but it don't count

the United States.

Yes, it does. I got married in Jamaica.

Did she get a prenup?

I didn't ask her that.

Anyway, after me, it was bridal shower.

I didn't even talk to Portia.

You didn't drink nothing around her or
try to give her no drink, right?

We're not even going to go back down. It
was awkward, though.

Portia was saying that she can't go to
the wedding because...

She can't afford a first -class ticket
to Africa for this wedding because of

condition.

Is this the same one from the mental
institution?

She pulled out a new letter this time.

She pulled out a letter. This one over
here talking about what letter she

pulling out today.

It's a condition. Her legs got to be
elevated, so that's why she had to be in

first class. Say what now?

See? Her legs need to be elevated.

You can't go to Africa for your best
friend's wedding?

Well, I'm sure if it was an African
there waiting to hook up with your ass,

would get there.

You bought your ticket yet? Yeah. Okay.
How much was it?

It was $5 ,000. Did you text Portia and
Tyler?

Portia and I do not talk.

I was just asking them.

Coming up next, my vision of having a
salon that we are owning together. That

don't mean shit to you.

I just

smell like pee in my closet.

You did this?

You did this.

You had the nerve to pee on my track.
You mad because mommy didn't take you to

the wedding?

Why would you pee on mommy's wedding
dress?

What is this, Game of Thrones?

King is no longer the king in my manor.
It is my husband.

So I think king is just trying to piss
off the queen by peeing on her gown.

Don't look away. Wait until daddy gets
home.

I can't believe this.

Hey, babe. I know you're probably at
work. I just want to let you know how I

feel about this whole thing.

I am used to adversity. I'm used to
haters. But my husband is not.

It's my

job now as a

wife to protect my family. And my
husband is my family.

Do you know that these dogs found their
way up into my closet and then peed

on my wedding gown?

Even though his work is in New York and
mine is in Atlanta, my husband and I see

each other every weekend. And we talk
all throughout the day and night. And

way we can just always keep in touch
with each other and bond with each

All of the tulle at the bottom of the
dress.

What? Thank you for calling.

I mean, my husband is my best friend.

Hey, babe.

I just want you to know that I'm just so
happy that I have a loving, caring

husband that... Oh, shit.

Message is too long.

Please leave your message.

I don't know. It's just kind of surreal
that we're here.

And six months ago, I never saw this day
coming. Goodbye.

Guess what?

I still have some lingerie left over
from the honeymoon.

Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

So we're doing a 70 scene.

Okay. So even your people who are going
to be serving.

I would like them to be in 70s attire,
maybe a wig or something.

We can do that.

Hello? Hey, Tiffany.

Hey, how are you?

Good over here getting everything
finalized for the food.

Okay. Bring your tablecloth because we
still going to need it. Make sure y 'all

got a disco ball.

Take it above and beyond.

We have a 24 -inch disco ball on hold.
Definitely going to be blown away.

All right, Tiffany. I'll talk to you
later.

I need him to keep her, so I kind of
have to, like, be nice so that he'll

her for me. Because it's not his day.

I need a nanny, is what I need.

Hey!

Good to see you. How you doing?

Good. Good. Good to see you. How are
you?

Good to see you.

Oh, goodness.

I wouldn't have you waiting too long.
Not too long.

I'm closer to being on time, right? You
are doing much better. Doing much

better. What's going on?

Well, how have you been?

Don't try to butter him up. What?

No, buddy. What idea do you have now?

Eric is the person who I go to when I
have these big ideas of things I want to

do. He tells me, yeah, you can afford
that or no, you cannot.

Hey, guys.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.
Hi. How you doing, Eric? Good to see

All right.

So, you know, last time we were talking
about, you know, how the hair company

has been doing well and all that. I have
always wanted a hair salon.

Really?

And so now I feel like it's the time to
actually do it. There's a lot of salons

in Atlanta, so what are we going to do
to differentiate ourselves in the

See, here's the thing. I just have the
vision, and it just sounds like what

makes sense and what's going to set it
apart is that it's my salon.

Uh -huh.

We need to talk about how much the rent
is going to be.

Around $10 ,000. $10 ,000 a month. I
think we should keep it small.

Why? No, not like tiny, tiny small. Just
like kind of small.

Well, you know, first nail down the
business plan and the business model.

Then we can back into a real estate
solution.

What's the business model?

Wait, are we going to have employees
that's silent?

Yeah. No, they're going to be
independent contractors.

Well, we need to see. Is it better to
have them do the booth rent or is it

better to have them on commission?

See, here's the thing. I have never ran
a salon before. I never had one. I just

visited one as a patron, right?

But I'm thinking just maybe bring it in
someone who has done it before. We know

the retail side. But I was thinking of
bringing in a consultant. I think that's

a great idea. Have her come in and tell
us what's best.

So ideally, when do you want to have
this open?

I'm thinking three months.

I don't think that's going to happen.

What? Getting a permit takes time.

Oh, the permit.

Yeah. So I say you want to give nine
months.

So you're not stressing out.

But I think we need to.

Find your business plan as quickly as
possible.

I'm thinking just as a businesswoman, I
want to have my presence be there. I

would like to leave from DISH and this
be a place where women know that I'll be

there. If you want to be a part of
running the company, then you're going

have to come in and sit in the office.
No, I did not say that. See, I'm going

hire people to do that. That's what I'll
do.

Okay, well, good.

That's what you're going to continue to
do.

So what are you going to do in the salon
is what I'm saying? I'm the owner of

it, so that's a big part. I'm the owner,
too. I'm coming up with the entire

idea. Do you want to get back to the
coffee? I just wanted to know.

I'm going to have to pay for her, Mom.

Noah, someone has been holding some
stuff in.

Okay, well, I... I got a lot of
information from this. We're going to

on our end.

If you have an issue with me, don't
harbor those feelings. And then now when

we're at the table, you're choosing to
make me out to be the enemy.

I'm a little disappointed in the fact
that it's going to take so long.

Nine months is a minute.

Okay. I don't appreciate those little
things you say about it being your

company.

Do you not feel appreciated? I think
that's where this sounds like

I do do literally everything.

And you get paid for that.

Yeah, but not what a normal person would
get paid. I get paid what your little

sister would get paid if she was doing
it. I really don't appreciate you trying

to act like I don't do for you.

My vision of having a salon that we are
owning together, that don't mean shit to

you.

That means nothing.

You will get 85 % of the profit. And I'm
bringing you along with me.

This whole struggle of business, I have
done that for us.

Coming up next.

I was like, do you want to go to the
doctor or do you want to go to the

hospital? He's like, I want to go to the
hospital.

I do do literally everything.

And you get paid for that?

Yeah, I get paid for it. But not what a
normal person would get paid. I get paid

what your little sister would get paid
if she was doing it. My vision of having

a salon that we are owning together,
that don't mean shit. to you. You will

85 % of the profit. And I'm bringing you
along with me. Are you putting a

motherfucking dime into the company?

But I put my life into it, Portia. Well,
don't do it no more. Don't do it no

more. And yes, I will make the most
money out of it because I'm putting my

on the line. Exactly. My credit on the
line. Exactly. And my money on the line.

And exactly. I'm putting my life on the
line. Oh, your life is on the line. You

call me at 2 a .m. I answer the phone.

Do I not?

We'll hire somebody else to help you
out.

I'm telling you, you need to just
appreciate me for it. Listen, you know I

appreciate you. That's what's pissing me
off.

My entire life is about you.

I don't want it to be like that anymore.
I don't want it to be like that

anymore. Then let's separate our jobs.
I'll run the hair company and I won't

work for you anymore. I will literally
just work for the hair company. We will.

We will.

I'd be on the street with my daughter.

Well, then do what you got to do, Maura.

For her to say that she doesn't feel
like I appreciate her. Such a bitch.

It hurts me beyond.

Beyond on the street.

Look at you.

You're having stuff on. I know. I didn't
know what to expect coming up to the

coffee, child. I figured I would have to
hang out a little later. Packing Greg's

bag to send him off.

Do I need to sit down? You ain't ever
tell me I'm bad, are you? Well, for the

last couple days, he's been like, I just
don't feel good. I just don't feel

good. But this time, he was like crying
almost in tears. Like, I don't feel

good. And I was like, okay.

Do you want to go to the doctor? Do you
want to go to the hospital? He's like, I

want to go to the hospital.

checked him into the hospital yep greg
was admitted to the hospital because he

was having chest pains and numbness what
are they what are they saying like what

you know his dad had heart issues and
greg always have it in his head that

gonna have a heart heart issue and like
was he feeling tingling like he thought

he was feeling tingling and numbness oh
my god they may do a minor surgery in

the morning what yeah they kept greg
because they wanted to run tests But

been fine.

So I think it'll be fine.

You know, last night I didn't sleep good
because normally it's me who's gone.

Right. And Greg is always home.

Right. So I didn't sleep good knowing
that Greg wasn't here. So, you know. Let

me know if you need me to crawl in that
old bed with you tonight. Get on to the

bed with me tonight, girl. No. After
that, we'll be lovers.

Let me see what you're working with.
Well, I'm here to turn you out.

You have to go spend the night with
Candy. Oh, my God.

I've known Nene for like eight years
now. I know that she's very concerned,

I can also see that she's in denial. I
don't think she has fully grasped how

serious any type of heart situation
could potentially be. I got to update

the guy that I met, but I just wanted to
make sure Greg was okay.

Tell me about Will. I think he's so
cute.

When I saw you guys out, I was like, mm.

I actually bumped into Cynthia and Will
at a local bar after their first date

out. I like that he was, like, very nice
to your friend.

I think Will is a very nice gentleman.

He was like, let me give you a hug. And
I was like, I'm sitting. He was like,

let me help you. I was like, well, how
nice, honey.

He is winning points, honey. I didn't
see him coming.

Like, I'm all in the mindset of, hey, I
just want to hang out and have fun.

I think you still leave your options
open. My dating advice to Cynthia would

be a whore.

I mean, for once in your life, I mean,
really.

You could be a player.

I've been trying to be a player, but I'm
really a relationship person, but I

don't want to be.

You've got to ask some questions. Are
you dating someone else? I mean, when

the last time you were in a close
relationship?

I mean, do you have a girl that you do
often booty calls with?

Oh, my God. I didn't think about that.
You want me to ask him?

No. Are you crazy? You're crazy.

You better not ask him that.

So we might run into somebody. We might
run into your booty call.

Yeah. Are you avoiding? Are we going
places that your booty call just

come to? Oh, I can't argue with booty
call. Please don't have booty call

up to the table. Well, at some point,
you guys are going to have that

conversation. Right.

No, I'm just having a good time right
now.

That's cool.

Well, you know, I'm praying for Greg.
And if you need anything from me, just

call me.

I want to go by and see my husband. Put
these old girls on display, honey. I

see. Don't want to give Greg no heart
attack, though.

Coming up next, I'm not happy that you
would do this to my mother.

Get the call from me.

The disco ball

needs wire.

It needs to be plugged in. Did you know
that?

What?

And I offer security as well. He should
be on his way. Here, here's the list.

Like, I'm not happy about this.

Yeah, because we're doing the work that
the party planner is supposed to be

doing. I have no idea what the point is
of bringing in a party planner. I ain't

got time to get in the shower. When
she's going to be MIA.

Hello? Tiffany?

Hey. So, we're stuck with the dance
floor and the location that it is.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, so now it's like off -center from
the disco ball.

I thought you said they can come out and
move it. They tried to fit it in their

roof this morning, but they were unable
to do that.

The table covers are all wrong.

Okay, I'll be there shortly.

All right, well, we have four hours to
this party. Like, I'm not happy about

this. Okay, see y 'all soon. Bye -bye.

By now, every party planner in Atlanta
should know not to mess with Ms.

Whitfield. You need to watch yourself
before you get checked. Who's gonna

me, boo?

Follow me.

Oh, my gosh.

Who is that?

I'm stressing out. I got the cake man
here. We don't have the linen for the

table. Where is Tiffany?

Hey, Tiffany. It's Sheree.

Calling to see where you are.

We got people here setting up. And I
thought you were going to be here at 5 o

'clock. So can you please get here?
Because we don't know what to do with

this stuff.

You know, don't you hate when you got to
be nice to a bitch just because she

holding the cards right now? I need the
linens, but I can't act like I can't act

a fool on her because she won't bring
them.

Hello. How are you? Good.

of the 70s, and I'm on the food train
with my Afro pugs.

How did I live?

So you didn't wear your ponytails for a
reason?

You're afraid somebody's going to snatch
them out or something?

I doubt that.

I seriously doubt that.

You guys are done?

Okay, thank you, ladies.

Bye. I'll see you photos.

How's Mark doing? He's great.

It's been like, what, a month now?

It's been a little over a month. You
guys are having lots of sex.

Just a lot of sex. It's been, like, two
or three times a day.

Oh, my God! It's been, like, crazy. What
you working with down there? I had to

get some ice packs and stuff.

My husband loves a home -cooked meal. He
loves me to be wifey around the house.

We like to dance and play out, like,
whatever the song is saying.

Don't look at me like that.

So it's really good right now.

I think I'm actually kind of dating a
little Mark Daly, my stepchild. No,

one? Will. The smooth talker. Yes.

Okay. My advice, just go slow.

Really, girl?

Slow? You just got married to someone in
three months. He's a man. He's dating

somebody. And he's definitely sleeping
with someone.

Yeah. I mean, I haven't asked him. You
don't need to ask him. When is it

appropriate to ask stuff like that? No,
you don't ask. I don't ask.

Assume he is.

He's sleeping with other women. Okay.
Okay? I'm just saying, in the future,

because he's like Mr. Smooth Pants,
don't sleep with him if you don't think

can keep your feelings in check. No, I
don't sleep with him. I'm Mrs. Smooth

Pants, though. Oh, you are not Mrs.

Smooth Pants. Oh, yeah, I've gotten so
good.

Who do you think you're fooling? I know
you. I am a player!

All right, Lil' Kim.

So you finished everything outside?
Yeah. Okay, we need batteries in.

I'm coming.

Ma. What?

Oh, she did not just cancel on us.

Unfortunately, there seems to be some
tension and has turned into a situation

that is not aligned with my business
practices. So I would not be in

Here is an address where the linens can
be picked up. Someone is there waiting.

Good luck with the event. You better get
her under control because I'm not

playing with her.

Don't say this bitch just canceled.

Who canceled?

The girl that's supposed to be doing all
the stuff.

I'm living.

Girl, this is your business.

And she don't show up for your mother,
for your grandmother, for my mother?

Right. All right. I think that Tiffany
felt like we were trying to throw her

under the bus.

We didn't throw you under the bus. You
threw yourself under the bus. Where the

fuck under the bus?

Tiffany, when I say I am beyond pissed
off and disappointed, I just got your

text message.

I'm not happy. Today is my mother's
birthday beyond everything else. And I'm

sitting here, I'm about to tear the fuck
up because I'm not happy.

I'm not happy that you would do this to
my mother.

The stuff that I paid for, just drop
that stuff off, bitch.

Are you kidding me? Get this off me.

That's everything, though. I love that.
Isn't that pretty?

I just don't know if it's going to work
with some hairstyle.

What's your other options?

Just like a 70s top and some bell
bottom.

Well, there you go.

Okay. I'm finally here, honey.

This coats up.

Honey, I missed the opening of More
Matter, but I am here now, so let me

tour, honey. I didn't even need a tour
guide, honey.

Who is that?

Kenya.

Oh!

Yes! Oh, my God!

Let me see what's in here.

Oh. Is there a man around? Oh, yes. This
is my husband's closet. Hi, husband.

Okay, Kenya. But we're transitioning.

We're trying to figure it out.

Come on, transition. I noticed in his
closet, there was clothes hanging,

with the tags on them, child.

I see how you're rolling, honey. You
make sure your man has new clothes to

on when he arrives, girl. Okay.

Mm -hmm. I will be back in seconds.

Five minutes.

Ten.

How's Greg doing? You checked on him for
you, though? Yeah. He's holding up? You

know, elevate his speed and all that
stuff. Okay. Try to keep his heart rate

where it needs to be. He kind of
sometimes feel like a dizzy moment.

Okay. I think Nene's dealing with the
situation around Greg the best way that

she knows how to.

She's not that girl to handle any kind
of sickness situation well.

We're

going

to be partying all night, okay?

I hope my breast is out. Okay, that's
good.

Coming up next.

Let's make somebody else sleep with me.
I'm going as fast as I can.

What if Greg doesn't come home?

Hello? Hey, where are you? What are you
doing?

I'm getting ready to get my hair done.

I'm excited and I'm going to probably
need me a drink.

When I tell you about what's been going
on over here that you have no clue

about, I am finally able to get my glam
on. I'm in the bathroom having a drink

right now.

Are you? Yeah, it's been that type of
day.

You want it done right, you got to do it
yourself.

And that's what I do.

I'm the new party planner in Atlanta.

And that means that nothing is going to
stop this party from happening.

All right, love you. I'll see you soon.
I love you too. Bye -bye.

All right, all right, all right.

Hello, hello.

Is that a real cigarette?

Is that fake? I'm getting my Donna
Summers on tonight, honey, because I

hard for the money.

Hi. Candy!

Hey, girl.

Girl,

I did not recognize you.

Well, I had these in my closet already.

I had this in my closet already.

I am living for my mom's outfit. She is
so elated, so happy, and I felt good

that I was able to make her happy.

Happy birthday!

You gotta give me a big girl! Yay!

Yay! Let's see what these suckas doing
up in this pad.

Chateau Charay, honey. It's beautiful.

Neverland no longer exists, honey. Yes,
Charay.

Portia? I haven't seen Portia since
Cynthia's 50th party, and I don't see

now.

wants me to go out and have a fun time
with the girl.

Shake it up and shake it down.

I'm doing it for the two of us.

I'd have to go ahead and crown Kenya.

Whoever her husband is, he's been
bending them legs. eggs back, baby,

she was down on that ground and split it
wide open.

Thank you to everybody who came

out to celebrate my mom's 70th birthday.

Put a smile on my mama's face.

It feels amazing.

We'll cut the cake and we can do a
little more dancing and everybody just

good time.

Hey, Greg. How are you feeling?

Changed what, Greg?

Well, you need to tell them that your
wife isn't there yet because you told me

noon. The doctors wanted to keep Greg in
the hospital because his heart rate was

dangerously low.

So they're doing a test where they go in
and find out if there's any blockage.

Well,

Greg, I'm on the way. I'm going as fast
as I can.

I

heard

his voice on the phone, and I knew that
he

was afraid.

Everything was just kind of going really
left.

I just look like, just stay calm, girl.
I'm not that far away. I'm probably 10

minutes away.

Okay. Like, if this is the last time
that I'm going to see anybody, I need to

see my wife.

Greg, you need to just let them do
whatever they're going to do. I mean,

know. I can't be on the phone.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, bye -bye.

Oh, my God. What if Greg doesn't come
home?

What would they find?

Is it something that Greg's not telling
me?

I can't even imagine Greg not walking on
this earth.

Like, I can't do this.

Greg has to get better.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

I have been given the chance to be the
cover girl of Essence Magazine.

What am I going to do? Where am I going
to be? Like, what have I done with my

life to, like, set myself up? Like, I'm
just going to be lost. Stop it.

But you're the bigger sister.

You shouldn't come and say sorry and,
like, say what's going on. What do you

mean I'm saying sorry?

Hopping over to the white chocolate now?

I don't know if it's white chocolate,
but, uh, definitely light -skinned

chocolate. Is that Kim Zosia? Oh, my
God, Kim Zosia! Security, you have

something to hide.

Worry about your life and the daughter
you pimp out for John Legend tickets.

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