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Have a nice day.
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I know, it's me. But don't worry.
I'm not gonna steal anything.
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Probably too scared to speak.
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Face-to-face with the Wolf
from The Bad Guys.
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My advice? Let the thrill soak.
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Look, I don't know no Bad who, whatsits,
or whatever you're talking about.
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You want a cup of joe or not?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You haven't heard of The Bad Guys?
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We're famous criminals, big-time crooks.
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We're, uh, tenth
on the Worst of the Worst List, so, uh…
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Ah. No, n-no one really pays attention
below the top five on that.
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So you're not freaked out at all
that I'm a fearsome criminal?
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Nope.
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Or the fact that I'm the Big Bad Wolf?
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That's scary, right?
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I don't judge animals by their species.
Sorry to disappoint you, pal.
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Tell you what.
Why don't you have the coffee on me?
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Seems like you could use a cheer-me-up.
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No way!
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I'm stealing this!
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Now you'll remember The Bad Guys,
and me, Wolf, of The Bad Guys.
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Can't really steal something that's free.
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Then I'll pay for it first! Here!
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And I'm taking these too. Sayonara!
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My paper cups?
Those aren't worth anything.
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Hey, this is, like, a hundred bucks!
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Being on the list is cool,
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but what's the point
if we're not being recognized
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as the criminal masterminds that we are?
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What's the deal with all the paper cups?
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Look, if you're throwing a party, I'm out.
I don't do small talk.
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Wolf, we've only been a team for a while,
and we've already made it on the list.
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Rome wasn't sacked in a day.
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Yeah, bro. You gotta live in the now.
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Not sure what that means,
but I see it on bumper stickers.
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What's up with all these cups?
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I know we're bad guys
but, jeez, we're not monsters.
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-We should recycle these.
-Forget about the cups!
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Forget about living in the now.
We're The Bad Guys.
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If no one fears us as criminals,
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maybe we're not that good of criminals,
you know?
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Maybe we're just… just…
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…petty… pet…
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uh… petty thieves.
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What is it?
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If it's an opportunity to get in
on the ground floor, let me warn you,
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invest everything.
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It's not spam.
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"As the newest members of the list,
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Tiffany Fluffit wants to do
a news piece…" on us?
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Wait. Really?
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-Tiffany Fluffit knows who we are?
-She does.
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And she wants the rest of the world
to know who we are too. Huh.
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I guess an interview with Tiffany
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in which we come off
as a hardened group of ne'er-do-wells
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would solve our reputation problem.
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Sorry, but it's my policy
not to talk to the press.
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I like keeping a low profile.
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And no,
it's not just because I don't have legs.
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See? That's exactly the kind of criminal
prowess we should be showing off, right?
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Imagine. "Seasoned Crook Too Scary
to Show on Screen."
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I might crack
safes, but I never crack under pressure.
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Wow. You are a truly terrifying criminal.
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I won't be sleeping tonight!
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Hmm.
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I mean, I'd never say anything so corny,
but I do like the voice… a lot.
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I bet we could squeeze in
a safe-cracking exhibition too.
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Well, you can count me out.
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I've got mad beef with Channel 6
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ever since they canceled
Chester's Playhouse.
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Don't ask about it.
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Chester's Playhouse?
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The children's show I starred in as a kid!
Channel 6 canceled it after one episode!
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Chester's Playhouse was everything to me!
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I was supposed to be a star!
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-I said don't ask.
-Fair point.
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So, things didn't work out for your show.
I'm sorry. I really am.
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But isn't this a chance to show them
the talent they missed out on?
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After all, aren't you a star of disguise?
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Uh, I was supposed to interview Mr. Shark
about his disguise techniques?
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Hello? Anyone?
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Oh, but you are interviewing Shark.
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I was the chair.
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Incredible! Oh!
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What role can't you play?
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While I've currently misplaced
my chair disguise…
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It's somewhere around here.
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…I'm sure I can think of something.
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Perfect! And no freaking out
over Channel 6, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Great. We're all set.
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Au contraire, Wolf.
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I don't spill the beans for nobody.
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Unless I'm cooking up
my signature Spilled Bean Ragu,
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which does require me to spill some beans.
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Plus, we've got
a lot of big jobs coming up,
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and I would hate for someone…
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to let anything slip.
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That's actually good,
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because I don't want you
to say anything at all.
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-You don't?
-I just want you to drive.
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I'm joined by Mr. Piranha
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to see what it takes
to be a world-class getaway driver.
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Wahoo!
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I have been practicing my skid-mark art,
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but I guess I could try
with car tires too.
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-Ew!
-Gross!
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You don't have to worry about me, Wolf.
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I am totally down
to wow Tiffany Fluffit with my hacking.
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You'd think it's just about bypassing
the firewall with randomized decryption,
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but you gotta spoof
the IP address too, you dig?
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I do not.
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But tell me, Webs,
tech-genius extraordinaire,
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what exactly are you hacking?
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Only the world's largest
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and formerly most secure
missile-defense system.
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Target acquired.
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Loved everything
except the moon exploding.
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Ah, no problem.
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I can just make the missiles
do a fun firework display.
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Or blow up the moon.
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No blowing up the moon!
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So, we all agree.
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We are gonna take this opportunity to show
that we're the baddest baddies around.
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We pull this off, and we'll be riding
the waves of criminal fame.
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Come on! Now serve me up some nasty looks.
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I like what I'm seeing.
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This interview is gonna change our lives!
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You see, The Bad Guys
don't just commit crimes.
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We live crimes.
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We… We breathe crimes.
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We are a crime.
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Does the box make me look stupid?
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I better not look stupid. Tell me.
Do I look stupid? It's stupid.
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No.
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You look really…
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bad.
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Sorry, Mr. Snake.
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I wasn't really prepared
for anonymous setups.
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My colleague and lead anchor, Chuck Melon,
sort of hogs all the good gear, so…
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…this will have to do.
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And you think
swallowing this obnoxiously large kazoo
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is really gonna disguise my voice?
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How could it not?
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Okay. How does it sound?
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Come on, tell me.
Do I sound like a tough guy?
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So, where were we?
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Nowhere, 'cause I'm not gonna
answer any questions.
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That's kind of the point of an interview.
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Typical Channel 6.
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-Oh, not this again.
-Yes, this again!
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So, Mr. Shark,
you're the team's master of disguise?
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I'll ask the questions, thanks.
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I'm here with Channel 6's
so-called "reporter," Tiffany Fluffit.
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Ms. Fluffit,
our viewers would like to know,
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why did your TV network cancel the beloved
children's program Chester's Playhouse?
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What viewers?
And I don't know what that is.
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I thought I was here to talk about
how you famously stole the Mona Lisa,
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disguised as the Mona--
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How about how Channel 6 famously stole
my childhood hopes and dreams?!
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Elaborate on that.
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You said you were, like,
the safe-cracking expert?
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Okay. It's been, like, 45 minutes.
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I am an expert!
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I just can't see a dang thing!
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Hey, where'd the safe go?
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Whoop. You passed it.
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Okay, so, while The Bad Guys have
destroyed Peppy Sweet Pots' factory
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and graffitied the art museum,
I gotta ask,
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have you actually
stolen anything as a team?
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What?
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We've stolen some big stuff.
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Impressive stuff.
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Like, um…
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…paper cups. Um…
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Anybody seen a large safe?
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I don't squeak
or leak nothing about myself.
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Nada. Zilch.
Not even my favorite color, which is blue.
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Ah, very clever, Ms. Fluffit.
Tricking me to gab about my personal life.
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I haven't said anything yet.
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I guess blue just reminds me
of my mama's eyes.
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Which were blue, by the way.
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Please watch the road.
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And remember,
we said no freaking out about Channel 6.
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-Uh-huh.
-And we're calm now?
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In control of ourselves?
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Uh-huh.
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Good Shark.
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I deserve answers!
I was supposed to be a star!
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Just tell me why!
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Shark, open up. Come here, come here.
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And you know what else blue reminds me of?
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We just got ahold of the blueprints
for First Municipal Bank,
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which we're robbing next Thursday
at exactly five-forty--
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Hey, buddy. Maybe don't tell the world
about our plans?
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Makes it hard--
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I'm okay!
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Speaking of upcoming heists,
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tomorrow, we've planned
quite the bakery burglary.
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This is not good.
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-Why launch missiles at your own lair?
-What?
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I wasn't trying to aim at the lair.
Duh! I was aiming for the moon.
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I specifically said not to do that!
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I know!
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Once I got going,
I sort of couldn't help myself.
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When I went to type the moon coordinates,
I brain-farted and put the lair's.
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It's funny in retrospect.
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No, it's not. Fix it!
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Almost there.
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Almost there.
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Phew! Re-routed the missiles
to deep space.
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Should we, uh,
get back to the interview, or what?
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Yeah, I'm out. Cut!
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Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany!
Tiffany, wait! Wait.
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Oh, Tiffany! I just remembered,
my mother's eyes were green, not blue.
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Can't believe I messed that up.
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Speaking of green, we got a heist planned
at the Carlisle Golf Club next--
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Shark is eating the camera again.
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-Tiffany!
-Spit it out!
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Enough!
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I'm sorry, but it's over.
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It's been pure chaos,
we almost got blown up,
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and all I have to show for it is nonsense!
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I can't believe
I let you convince me to do this, Wolf!
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Wait, wait, wait. This was your idea?
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You're the reason
I sound like a possessed toy?
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You did this to me?!
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Okay, so, I fibbed a little bit
when I said Tiffany reached out to us.
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-I reached out to her and asked--
-You practically begged.
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…and asked her to do it.
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But it was for the benefit
of the whole group.
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Are you practicing your nasty looks again?
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Get him!
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-Get him!
-Where you going?!
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This is why
no one pays attention below the top five.
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-Tiffany, Tiffany! Tiffany, wait!
-Uh-uh. No way.
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No use trying to convince me
to start the interview over.
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Yeah. I guess we're not exactly
prime-time-ready.
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It's just, I know we're awesome crooks,
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but I feel like we keep getting overlooked
by more established groups.
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I sort of get it.
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Chuck Melon gets all the glory
at Channel 6.
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I'm a way better reporter than him,
but he gets to cover all the top stories,
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00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,216
like tomorrow's
World's Largest Hot Dog reveal,
246
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while I'm stuck doing pieces on lowlifes.
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No offense.
248
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None taken.
249
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,516
Oh, look.
I have to air something for my piece.
250
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,936
And any way I cut it, you're not gonna
come across the way you hoped.
251
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,854
Wait.
252
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,356
Instead of airing the interview,
253
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what if you just happened to catch
a ragtag team of criminals, on camera,
254
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,655
stealing the World's Largest Hot Dog?
255
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,783
You get the big story.
256
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,576
Chuck Melon gets nothing.
257
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,370
The Bad Guys get the cred we deserve.
258
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,538
You in?
259
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,876
I can't willingly be
an accessory to a crime, Wolf.
260
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,045
But I'm not saying no.
261
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:21,300
And I'm not not saying we'll be heisting
the hot dog tonight after dark.
262
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,762
And I'm not not not saying
that I won't be there with my camera.
263
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:30,810
Well, it looks like
we do have a disagreement?
264
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,855
-I'm sort of getting confused actually.
-I'll make it clear.
265
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,566
If you fail to steal that dog,
I air your interview.
266
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,361
There's no way you stay on
the Worst of the Worst List then.
267
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,745
So, let me get this straight.
268
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,541
You misled us about the interview
with Tiffany Fluffit,
269
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,669
we humiliated ourselves on camera,
270
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,338
all because of you?!
271
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,256
Hey, what are--
272
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,095
Sorry. Your voice was really annoying.
273
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,931
Oh… Oh…
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00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,307
So much better.
275
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,185
Anyway… Now the only way
to stop the interview from going live
276
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,521
is to work with you
to steal this massive hot dog?
277
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,858
I messed up. I know that.
I shouldn't have lied to you all.
278
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,195
I let my dream of being a famous crook
get in the way of what really matters.
279
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:29,201
Getting better and better at pulling off
notorious crimes that will make us famous.
280
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,204
And stealing this giant hot dog
is one way of doing that.
281
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,831
I don't expect you to forgive me.
282
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,708
Good, because I don't.
283
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,459
And instead of getting touchy-feely,
284
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,755
I'd rather bury my emotions
in a good old-fashioned heist, so I'm in.
285
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:45,551
Working through my Channel 6 baggage
has actually made me feel a lot better.
286
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,846
Just don't ask me to hack anything.
I'm afraid of what I might do.
287
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,472
Piranha?
288
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,601
You know what? My mom's eyes are black.
289
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,645
I remember my friend Alfred saying,
"Why is your mom looking at me
290
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,398
with those black eyes,
like she'll eat me?"
291
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,359
Funny, I never saw him again after that.
292
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,986
Anyway, yeah, I'm in.
293
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,196
We might not be able
to pull off an interview,
294
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,199
but we sure as heck
are gonna pull off this hot dog heist.
295
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,951
Cue the music.
296
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:21,086
Ooh! That hot dog smells delicious.
It's torture.
297
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,881
Come on, Rhonda,
you're a professional. Focus!
298
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:24,965
Hot dog!
299
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,300
Get your hot dog!
300
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,762
Anybody around here
driven practically mad from the tempting,
301
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,140
just-out-of-reach scents
of the world's largest,
302
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,935
most delicious hot dog?
303
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,603
Why, me, specifically right now.
304
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,192
-Oh, come on! Oh, can you just throw in…
-Guard is immobilized.
305
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,737
-My mom ate Alfred, didn't she?
-Moms, right?
306
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,989
Wolf, Snake, go for lift-off.
307
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,825
You're not afraid of heights, are you?
308
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,910
No, not usually,
309
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,621
but maybe a little
when all there is between me
310
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,707
and being splattered on the ground
is a discount jetpack.
311
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,502
Whoa! Kind of jumpy.
312
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,339
Hey, the guy I got 'em from
told me they were "mostly functional."
313
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,967
So… we're good.
314
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,930
Huh?
315
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,981
Let's go.
316
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,236
Okay, here we go. Breaking news!
317
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,572
Tiffany Fluffit reporting live
from the World's Largest Hot Dog,
318
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,617
where I, Tiffany Fluffit,
through stellar investigative reporting,
319
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:38,330
have stumbled upon a group of baddies
in the act of stealing the jumbo meat.
320
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,957
Can they actually pull it off?
321
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,710
Will Chuck Melon have anything
to report on tomorrow?
322
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,503
Have I alerted the authorities?
323
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,089
Stay tuned as the story develops.
324
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,635
This hot dog heist
is going smoother than I expected.
325
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,472
I gotta hand it to you, Wolf,
even if I am still sore you lied to us.
326
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,100
Stealing this puppy
is gonna make us more famous
327
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,643
than any interview would.
328
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:04,064
You know, since we have the spotlight,
we should probably give the world
329
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,484
a little taste of
the high-flying stuff we can do.
330
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,904
Whoa!
331
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,282
Wolf, would you quit it
with the fancy stuff?
332
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,409
Whoa!
333
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,956
Wow! The Bad Guys
are putting on a show tonight!
334
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,500
Whoa! Oops.
335
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,552
Well, at least we're up here
and not down there.
336
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,229
First Alfred, now Wolf and Snake?
337
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,940
I can't keep losing friends.
I'm not that popular!
338
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,075
Oh! This is just like
the plot of Chester's Playhouse.
339
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,785
How?
340
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,881
We're alive!
341
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,802
You ain't gonna be for long.
Get over here.
342
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,392
Let's get out of here first.
343
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,229
Then you could do
whatever horrible things you have planned.
344
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,146
Whoa!
345
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,607
Long way down.
346
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,820
Wolves always land on their feet.
People say that, right?
347
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,738
Uh, something like that.
348
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,078
That's for earlier.
349
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,039
So, what now?
350
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,292
New plan. Think, think, think. Um…
351
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,461
Um, dudes?
352
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,054
Did the hot dog just blast off?
353
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,892
Run!
354
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,480
Drive!
355
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,828
The tables have turned, and the hot dog
is seeking revenge on the wannabe crooks.
356
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,873
Who will win? The wiener or the weenies?
357
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,167
I'll be bringing you all the action.
358
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,210
Follow that meat!
359
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,137
Go, go, go, go!
360
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,161
Wahoo!
361
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,310
Oh! Me, an apex predator,
killed by a hot dog?
362
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,145
I've humiliated my ancestors.
363
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,232
I always knew
this gig was a one-way ticket.
364
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,902
I can't die now.
I have so much left to steal!
365
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,450
At least we're going out
doing what we love. Heisting.
366
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,010
-Ugh! Come on!
-Piranha, hey! Gross!
367
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,262
Ugh!
368
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,097
What are we going to do?
369
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,266
We can't get away
with this giant thing now.
370
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,434
I'm not giving up.
I got us into this mess.
371
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,895
I'm gonna get us out, whatever it takes.
372
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,900
Mm.
373
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,654
I mean, I am a little hungry.
374
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,657
Yeah, he's suffered enough.
375
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,284
Anybody got mustard?
376
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,204
-That's pretty good.
-Mm. Not bad.
377
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,375
One more bite…
378
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,377
…and it's gone.
379
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,004
We stole it.
380
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,797
We just need to get it…
381
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,718
…down the old gullet.
382
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,398
In yet another twist,
The Bad Guys have fled the scene
383
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,234
and the giant dog is nowhere to be found.
384
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,071
Looks like they got away,
not just with the World's Largest Hot Dog,
385
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,825
but with Chuck Melon's
big story tomorrow as well.
386
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:07,993
Sorry, Chuck.
387
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,414
Have a nice day.
388
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,751
Coffee, please.
389
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,713
Hey, I know you. You're that guy
who stole the World's Largest Hot Dog.
390
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,173
I saw you on the news.
391
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,258
Despicable, but impressive.
392
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,053
Hey, thanks. And thanks.
393
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,264
Uh, you gotta pay for that, pal.
Get back here!
394
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,224
Send the bill to The Bad Guys.
395
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,147
Punch it.
396
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,900
Ow! Hot! That's hot coffee!
397
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,276
Why didn't I get a lid?!
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