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♪
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird,
gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here,
I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yea-ah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh-puuuhh♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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[Marco panting]
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You stop right there,
young... old man!
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Globgor!
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Aah! [panting]
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Hey, Buff Frog,
sorry about Glossaryck.
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He gets fussy
around, uh...
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nap time?
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Oh. Uh, guess he has
today off.
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-[snores]
-Come here, you.
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-[snores]
-Hmm.
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Guess I'll bring this to--
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Ohh! Aah!
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I looked at someone's mail
without their permission!
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-Wait. What?!
-[snoring]
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Oh, beans.
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[sighs]
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I don't know.
I feel so weird.
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I have so much
on my mind,
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and I can't talk
to my parents about it.
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I don't think I can
talk to anyone.
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[awkward]
Oh! Yes, you can!
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You can talk to me!
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Right? Yeah.
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Yeah, th-th-that's
a thing that boyfriends
do, right?
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Listen! Yeah!
I'm all ears.
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I mean, technically
I'm mostly eyes. [chuckles]
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Just talk to me.
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[sighs] It's just that--
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-[door opens]
-[Marco] Star!
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-Buff Frog is gone!
-What?!
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I found this letter
for you in his office.
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Look.
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Wait a second.
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This letter is legible!
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Buff Frog didn't write
this note!
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Exactly!
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We gotta find him.
I'll get my wand.
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Yessss! Weapons!
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I'm gonna try
the lance this time!
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Marco. Marco.
My man. My dude.
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Hmm?
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Um, how about I go
with Star on this one?
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What?!
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No, no. I'm her squire.
It's my job.
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Okay, okay, yes,
but also, as her boyfriend,
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my job is kinda
to spend time with Star.
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Time you kinda
just interrupted. Soo..
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Okay, true, but also,
Buff Frog's my friend, and--
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Okay! That's enough bickering.
C'mon, Marco let's go!
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[whispering]
Please.
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[snoring]
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Oh! What do you know!
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Glossaryck
is escaping again!
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That nimble
little rascal!
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[Glossaryck] Globgor!
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Uh, I gotta go catch him
before he starts trouble!
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Sorry, Star! Tom can
go with you instead!
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[Glossaryck]
Globgor.
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Whatever, fine!
C'mon, Tom! Let's go!
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[insects chirping]
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Buff Frog?
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Buff Frog?
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[gasps]
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This doesn't look right.
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Buff babies?!
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I've got a really
bad feeling about this.
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Well, we tried.
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Guess he's not home.
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Do you wanna
get a cornshake?
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Are you
for real right now?
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We are just
getting started.
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All right, well,
maybe we could ask
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someone in the village
if they've seen him.
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Ah! The Monster village!
Great idea!
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Oh, yeah.
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Better than something
Marco could come up with?
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[wind blowing]
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Hello!
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[echoing]
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I don't think anyone's here.
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This just doesn't
make any sense.
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[thud]
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What was that?
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[flies buzzing]
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This is troubling.
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C'mon, let's
keep looking around.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait!
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I want to get me
some of that meat.
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What?! Are you serious?
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That's Monster food.
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[mumbling "I don't know"]
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You are gross, dude.
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What if someone
rounded them up?
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A rogue band
of Mewmans maybe.
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[gasps]
Or worse-- Mina!
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
everywhere I look,
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things are getting
worse and worse!
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I don't know,
maybe everyone is out
grocery shopping
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or on a picnic or something.
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I mean, that's
what peasants do, right?
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Hey, what's that thing
on your neck?
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What? I don't have
anything in my neck.
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What's that on your arm?
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What? I don't
have anything on...
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[sound of Tom falling]
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[drowsy] Hey... what--
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What are you doing
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on the ground?
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What am I doing
on the ground?
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Oh, gee! Oh! [panting]
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My face is itchy.
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Why is my face itchy?!
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Because you're
in a burlap sack.
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Aah! Don't sneak up
on me!
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Ow! Sorry.
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-What happened?
-I don't know.
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Where are we?
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I don't know.
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Who did this?!
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Star, I know
exactly the same amount
as you do right now,
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which is nothing.
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Somebody really
does not want us to know
where Buff Frog is.
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Okay, let's get up,
ready?
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On the count of three...
one, two...
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[groaning]
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[grunts, screaming]
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Tom! Tom! Are you okay?!
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I think I just found out
I'm claustrophobic,
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and I might be panicking
a little!
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Me, too!
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I think I'm close.
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Just stay where you are.
I'll come to you.
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-No, Tom, stay put!
-[whimpering]
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-Tom! It's all right!
-[screaming]
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I'm right here!
I'm right here!
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-Aahh! Aah!
-[thunk]
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[Star] Tom, stop
being so difficult!
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Huh? [straining]
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Uh, I accidentally gored a tree,
and, well, now I'm stuck.
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A tree! Aha! Now we know
we're in the woods!
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[roars]
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[Star] Run!
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Woo-hoo! Okay, I don't know
what I just did,
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but I think
it was pretty awesome,
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and I am very proud
of myself for it!
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Oh, no!
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I have message for you.
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Those that search
for little lost frogs
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will find themselves
at bottom of swamp!
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What does that mean?
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Stop looking for Buff Frog!
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And to make sure
message is clear,
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-break his horns!
-Aah!
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[Tom screams]
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What is going on here?!
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Buff Frog?!
Oh! You're okay!
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Hello, Princess.
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-[happy croaking]
-Oh!
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[whisper yell]
Babiiiess!
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I was so worried!
That letter
freaked me out.
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Letter? I know
nothing of letter.
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Excuse me. The person
who wrote the letter was me.
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Aw, Katrina got li'l arms!
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Oy yi yi. How many times
must I tell children,
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to become spy, they must
not to leave paper trail?
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Is like number one rule.
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Kids these days.
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But your house...
it was a mess.
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When you are single parent
of pile of kids,
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I would like see your house!
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I just want Star
to know we were leaving.
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Leaving? Where are you going?
Grocery shopping?
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No. We must leave
this dimension for good.
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We cannot stay
on Mewni anymore.
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What are you--
What are you
talking about?
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[sad music playing]
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What? No, but--
No, no, no!
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No! You can't leave!
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I need your help
to bring Monsters
and Mewmans together!
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We're so close!
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Sorry, Star, you tried,
but it not work.
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This not problem
you can solve.
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[Tom] Fools!
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Beg your pardon?
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You heard me. You're all being
a bunch of fools right now.
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How can you say things
will never change?
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Things are changing.
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I mean, Buff Frog, you work
at the castle now, right?
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Star did that.
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True, yes, but everyone
in castle still scared of me.
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Plus commute is terrible.
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What do you care,
Your Highness?
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What? Why wouldn't I care?
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-'Cause you don't know...
-...what it's like!
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Being treated differently,
day in and day out.
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I do know what
it's like, because...
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I, too, am a Monster.
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Yeah! Wait, what?
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-What? Are you serious?
-I had no idea.
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What?!
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Well, technically half Monster.
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I got these eyes, horns,
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-tail.
-[rip]
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Okay, that's new.
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And lets not forget
this face!
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-Look at it!
-[Monsters scream]
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Please, please.
Not in front of children.
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Yeah, but I mean,
you're a rich guy.
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I mean, ri-- right?
He's... he's rich.
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Doesn't count.
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Okay, you're right.
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I am very rich.
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Uh, but when I get
on an elevator with a stranger,
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I'm a Monster
just like all of you.
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I'm a rich Monster, yeah,
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but I'm a Monster.
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Thank you for pretty words,
purple boy.
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But for us to stay,
we need more than words.
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Star Butterfly,
you are good person.
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You tried your best,
but it was not good enough.
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I'm sorry.
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No, no, no, no,
Buff Frog,
please wait!
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I can try harder!
We have to
stick together!
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Goodbye, Star.
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Perhaps when it is your time
to rule, we will come back.
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My time?
But how will you know?
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Princess, please,
it's me, Buff Frog, master spy.
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Trust me, I will know.
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Babushkas, come say bye.
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-[croaking]
-[laughing]
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You sweet
little baby angels.
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I'm-a miss you so much!
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Okay, no more
with the sentimental.
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Time to go, everyone!
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After you.
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No, after you.
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00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,939
No, no, after you.
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Together!
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Okay, now you babies.
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten,
257
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,154
11, 12.
Where is Katrina?
258
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,725
I made you something
so you don't forget me.
259
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,461
Aw, Katrina!
260
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,830
I actually got something
for you, too.
261
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:32,964
My toy!
262
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,835
[portal hums]
263
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,040
[croaking]
264
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,586
Oh, Tom, I-- I can't
believe they're gone.
265
00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,621
I feel like I've
only made things worse.
266
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,156
Have a little faith, Star.
267
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,525
I'm a Monster,
you're a Mewman.
268
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,962
If we can make it work,
then there's hope for everyone.
269
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,964
Aw, thanks, Tom.
270
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,399
You're welcome.
271
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,203
So did I do better
than Marco?
272
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,710
All right, we'll just pop in
and pop out real quick,
273
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,179
'cause I've got that Royal
Squire mixer this afternoon.
274
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,348
Aah! I caught the bouquet!
I caught the bouquet!
275
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,816
I caught
the bouquet!
276
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,385
So... what kind
of party is this?
277
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,155
Bird... Bird Day?
278
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,357
Bird Day? Is that a thing?
Bird Day?
279
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,825
Doesn't it say
on the invite?
280
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,393
Star!
I'm a squire of Mewni.
281
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,028
I don't have time
to read invites!
282
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,130
Seems to be some kind
of kid-washing party.
283
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,366
-What?
-Yeah, a "baby shower."
284
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,368
Eh, guess someone's
having a baby.
285
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,570
A dirty baby
it sounds like,
286
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,338
seeing as to how
they're gonna wash it.
287
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,007
Marco!
288
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,010
Hey, Mom!
So, who's having the baby?
289
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,312
Can't you tell?
290
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:58,216
[gasps] Mom?!
You're gonna be... a mom?!
291
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,317
When did this happen?!
292
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,586
Oh, while you were
out on Mewni.
293
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,855
And you're going
to be a big brother!
294
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:08,226
Say hello
to your hermanito--
Marco Junior!
295
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,695
Ohmigosh, ohmigosh,
ohmigosh, ohmigosh!
296
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,231
Wait. What?
You're naming him
Marco Junior?
297
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,666
After you.
298
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,267
That's not how it works!
299
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,902
You don't name your son
after your son!
300
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:22,207
But he's got a little mole
just like you, Marco Senior.
301
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,708
Wow... a brother!
302
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,010
How have I not heard
about this until now?
303
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,245
It's okay.
You've been busy.
304
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,347
Point is,
you're here today.
305
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,683
Now, give your mom
a hug!
306
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,686
Oh, yeah, okay.
307
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:38,456
I spent 37 hours
squeezing you
out of my body,
308
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,591
and this is what I get?
309
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,459
Oh, I just didn't want to--
310
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,961
Give your mother a hug.
311
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,429
Okay.
312
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,399
Now come on! We have
a baby to shower!
313
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,567
[people chattering]
314
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,469
Whoa! I felt him kick!
315
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,904
We might have to find
a spot for this little guy
316
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,873
on the Mewni Kings guard!
317
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,643
[laughs] No, I think
stealing one of our sons
is enough for now, Star.
318
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,712
Oh, oh, oh!
He's kicking? He's kicking?
319
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:03,381
Why, yes, Marco,
you may touch my stomach.
320
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,450
I don't feel anything.
321
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,152
He must have stopped.
322
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,287
You think that's because
he doesn't like me?
323
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,323
I think his brain
is the size of a grape.
324
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,259
Which reminds me,
I'm gonna eat a bag of grapes
325
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,094
before we open presents.
326
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,729
-[panting]
-Presents?
327
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,131
Yeah, it was in that
invitation you didn't read.
328
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,068
Oh, Gustav, you've
outdone yourself again!
329
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,837
Oh, my gosh!
330
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,306
I didn't get a gift
for Marco Jr.
331
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,942
I'm a terrible big brother.
332
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,778
Shh shh shh shh!
Calm, Marco Sr.
333
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,447
I know! Why don't we
pop on over to Quest Buy
334
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,116
and get him
a little present?
335
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,785
Quest Buy? I don't know.
336
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,687
-Sure! Come on!
-Whoa!
337
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,355
Well, we were so lonely
that we decided,
338
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,924
"Hey, why not have a baby?"
339
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,259
Marco, where are you going?
340
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,661
Uh, I'm gonna, uh,
341
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,930
run out and grab some ice
for the party.
342
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,932
But we have plenty of ice.
343
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,667
Yeah,
but I'm gonna get
344
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,636
fancy ice they harvest
from a glacier.
345
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,139
Oooh! Glacier ice.
346
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,540
Well, don't be gone
too long.
347
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,209
We'll be
opening presents soon.
348
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,377
-No problem-o.
-Get out of here,
tap-water ice!
349
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,379
You are not needed anymore!
350
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,283
Are you...
just gonna hold your drink
until Marco gets back?
351
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,321
For glacier ice?
I will wait.
352
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,122
[elevator music playing]
353
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,225
Seriously?! None of this stuff
is safe for a baby!
354
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,461
How about Baby's
First Hidden Poison Capsule?
355
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,129
What's safer
than not having enemies
356
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,831
because you poisoned
them all?!
357
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,468
I am not giving
the baby a pacifier
filled with magic poison.
358
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,370
Well, there's always
a gift card?
359
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,406
[female voice] You have
8.5 minutes until expiration.
360
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,407
Aah!
361
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,043
No! Aaah! Please! No!
362
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,178
[laser blast]
363
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,412
No.
364
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,848
This gift has to be
the perfect reminder of me
365
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,251
since I might
not be around much.
366
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,852
Oh, I know!
367
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:51,556
[Marco] "Atelier
de Cobalt Ferrero."
368
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,158
He works
in the basement?
369
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,827
Mr. Ferrero?
370
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,995
[impatient] What?
371
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,596
Oh, your portraitness.
372
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,831
Eh? Whaddaya want?
373
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,366
My friend Marco here
374
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,567
wants one
of your legendary portraits.
375
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,702
Is that right, Marco?
376
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,405
Yeah. I'm starting
to think this is a bad idea.
377
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,608
Oh! Rich Pigeon?
Sorry didn't see you there.
378
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,344
-Uh, Marco, that's a portrait.
-What?!
379
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,914
That piece?
Not even finished yet.
380
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,350
Wow, he's so real,
I can almost smell him!
381
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,452
That's just
the perch he posed on.
382
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,587
That's fowl.
383
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,522
Get it?
'Cause he's a bird.
384
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,224
It's the perfect gift!
385
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,393
A portrait that realistic,
it's like I'll be there
386
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,594
with my family
even when I'm not!
387
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,629
I know, I know.
I'm very talented.
388
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,465
But we got a lotta work
to do before
the painting begins.
389
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,101
I have to study
you closely.
390
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:41,306
I have to live with you,
breathe with you,
eat a lock of your hair.
391
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,309
The process takes weeks,
maybe months.
392
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,910
Can't you do
something faster?
393
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,279
No! I never compromise
my work.
394
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,715
-650 Cash.
-Sold.
395
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,817
You need
one of these things.
396
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,085
A scantron?
397
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,653
And one of these.
398
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,889
What? I don't have time
for a pop quiz!
399
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,624
It's an Essence Test,
wise guy.
400
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,960
The abridged version of me
studying you for months.
401
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,662
"What kind of socks
do you prefer with loafers?
402
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,664
A: tube socks, B: ankle socks."
403
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,466
How is this supposed
to help with a portrait?
404
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,668
Whatever! I don't
have time for this!
405
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,304
[humming]
406
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,040
[music playing]
407
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:22,313
Uh, Mr. Ferrero? All done.
408
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,183
Let's make some art!
409
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,919
-[ding]
-Let's.
410
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,488
[dramatic music playing]
411
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,692
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
412
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,527
Time's running out
and my legs are asleep!
413
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,762
-Hmm.
-[snaps]
414
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,301
Mwah!
415
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,269
She's done.
416
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,139
Bye, great party!
And, uh, congratulations!
417
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,675
Marco,
what took you so long?
418
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,976
You missed
the whole party.
419
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,679
Yes, and where is
the glacier ice?
420
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:59,550
What? Oh, uh,
they were all sold out... of it.
421
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,685
Oh, I see.
422
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,955
I know I'm not always here,
423
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:07,625
so I got Marco Jr. this gift
to make up for it.
424
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,993
Aw, how sweet.
425
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,896
Aw, how nice.
You got us a...
426
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,164
-painting!
-Ohh!
427
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,966
You paid money
for that?
428
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,467
What are you talking about?
429
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,002
Whoa-ho-ho!
430
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,237
What the heck?!
431
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,039
This doesn't
look like me at all!
432
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,573
It's like he got
the proportions all wrong
433
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,842
and then tried to fix it
by adding more detail
434
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,178
and more detail
and more detail.
435
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,547
But, Marco,
it did not fix it.
436
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,616
Well, it was a nice thought.
437
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:36,721
And then just as I
take off Marco's diaper,
438
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,223
he pee-pees
all over my shirt!
439
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,159
-[all laughing]
-Remember?
440
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,561
C'mon, Marco,
441
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,697
I thought you loved it
when Dad told stories
about when you were a baby.
442
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,232
No, I'm fine.
443
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,368
Uh, Marco, what's
that on your face?
444
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,671
Huh? Oh.
Did I get it?
445
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,574
Um... yeah,
no, no, not exactly.
446
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,575
Marco?
447
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,544
Your face!
448
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,612
It looks like-- [gasps]
449
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,282
It looks
like the painting!
450
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,784
Oh! Ha ha, guys. I get it,
the portrait stinks,
451
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,586
but, y'know,
I was just trying to do
452
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,221
something that Marco Jr.
could remember me by
453
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,590
when I was-- mrrf mrrf mrrf.
454
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,692
[mumbling]
455
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,960
[garbled]
What's happening?
456
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,728
[whimpering]
What's happening?!
457
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,598
Oh, I knew it was a bad idea
to rush a magical portrait!
458
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,633
[mumbled shouting]
459
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,702
Marco, don't use
that kind of language
at the table.
460
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,803
[mumbles sadly]
461
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,106
Oh! Maybe if we destroy
the painting,
462
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,874
it will break the spell.
463
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,877
[Star]
Laser-beam blast!
464
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,078
Anything?
465
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,114
I think it's getting worse?
466
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,648
[mumbled]
It's getting worse?!
467
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,651
Well, guess there's
only one thing left to do.
468
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,487
[Cobalt]
Very nice.
469
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,255
Now if you could just turn
your cheek a little to the--
470
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,623
[Star] Cobalt!
471
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,891
Look what your painting
did to Marco's face.
472
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,660
[speaking angrily]
473
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,795
It's getting worse!
474
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,630
The painting
is just a reflection
475
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,599
of his answers
in the Essence Test,
476
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,000
and if there's
any discrepancies,
477
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,236
the painting will adjust
you to match the portrait.
478
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,804
No extra charge!
479
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,406
Okay, there's gotta be
some way to fix this.
480
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,609
We tried destroying
the painting,
but that didn't work.
481
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,745
True art can never
be destroyed. [chuckles]
482
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,914
You'll need to take
the Essence Test again,
483
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,784
and you must answer
the questions truthfully.
484
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,686
[mumbling]
485
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,322
[cracking]
486
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,324
[mumbling]
487
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,227
[dramatic music playing]
488
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,335
I got it!
What the...
489
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,838
[cracking]
490
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,546
[whimpering]
491
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,148
Oh, no! He can't take
the exam like that!
492
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,683
C'mon!
493
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,885
Don't worry, we'll
take the test for you.
494
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,855
After all who understands
the mind of a teenage boy
495
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,690
better than his own parents?
496
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,292
Mrmpf!
497
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,694
-[groans]
-[all screaming]
498
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,763
He's becoming the canvas.
You'd better hurry.
499
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,066
Okay! Question one--
500
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,870
"Which do you prefer to ride?
A: a bicycle B: a unicycle
501
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,139
C: a tricycle
D: a Dragoncyc--"
502
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,707
What's a Dragoncycle?
503
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,708
I don't know.
504
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,043
Remember
when Marco was little
505
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,678
and had that red tricycle?
506
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,313
[Mr. Diaz]
He loved that!
507
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,481
That's it!
The answer is C: tricycle!
508
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,083
Mrs. Diaz!
We don't have much time!
509
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,918
We have to be really careful
these answers are perfect!
510
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,520
That's what we're doing!
511
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,222
If you could get off
the [straining] sheet!
512
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,723
-Oi!
-Sorry, dear!
513
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,325
I am not bleeding.
It is okay.
514
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327
That's great!
But I don't know
if your answers
515
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,895
really capture
the Marco of today.
516
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,263
Of course not.
517
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,732
The Marco of today
is very frightening.
518
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,900
[whimpering]
519
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,502
No, I just mean
he's grown up--
520
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,937
Sure,
but I know my own son.
521
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,772
Sorry, but The answer
is D: Dragoncycle.
522
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,873
Marco?
523
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,875
[sadly]
Mrf. Uh-huh.
524
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,545
Oh, I was wrong
about my own son?
525
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,748
This is sad.
526
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,184
Star, get this test done.
527
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,352
All right,
let's do this thing.
528
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,953
Okay.
"How old are you?
529
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,522
A: zero to 15
B: 16 to 25
530
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,890
C: 26 to 35."
531
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,225
-Um...
-Hmm...
532
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,893
You two have
some catching up to do.
533
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,129
Okay, "Have you ever worn
a dress? A: Yes.
534
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,797
Do you prefer cornshakes
or corn malts?"
535
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,200
Malts, duh. Next question.
536
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,602
And, done!
537
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,870
[panting]
538
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,382
Huh?
539
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,916
Oh, Marco,
you're beautiful again!
540
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,918
Thanks, Star.
541
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,787
Mom, Dad?
542
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,591
I guess we have
some catching up to do.
543
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,160
My beautiful son
is all grown up!
544
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,129
I should
have visited more.
545
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,299
I don't want Marco Jr. growing
up without knowing who I am.
546
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,167
Visit anytime, sweetie.
547
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,569
I mean,
those scissors work
both ways, right?
548
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,771
Snip, snip?
549
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,839
This is
a beautiful family moment.
550
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,575
And I just happen to be runnin'
a special on family portraits.
551
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,010
Uh... that'll be a no!
552
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,581
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
553
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,618
♪ Through the break of dawn
554
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,687
♪ Don't worry when it's night
555
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,856
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
556
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:11,696
♪ Ohh,
there goes a shining star ♪
557
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,998
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir!
558
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,300
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
559
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,802
♪ Star Butterfly
560
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:22,840
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r
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