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♪
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[upbeat music plays]
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird,
gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here,
I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yea-ah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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- [gavel bangs]
- All rise!
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The court of
the Magical High Commission
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is now in session.
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Her Majesty, Queen Moon
of Mewni, presiding.
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Thank you.
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We are gathered here today
for the trial of Eclipsa--
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I'm sorry!
I-I'm sorry I'm late!
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[panting] We haven't
had a trial in so long,
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I didn't know where
to find the typey thingy.
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Usually Rhombulus just
crystallizes everybody. Ha ha!
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With his laser eye.
But a real trial!
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This is exciting!
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That depends
on where you're sitting.
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- As I was saying...
- [keys clacking]
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we're gather here today
for the trail
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- of Eclipsa--
- [clacking stops]
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[growls]
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[soft clacking]
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We shall determine once
and for all whether Eclipsa
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has committed the evil deeds
recorded in our histories.
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If she is found guilty,
the punishment will be--
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Death! Death!
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Rhombulus,
we talked about this.
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Well, we crystallized her
last time.
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Look how that turned out!
Death!
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Hey! Sit down.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that's all in order.
But what is she doing here?
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This is supposed to be
a private hearing!
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Star was the one
who convinced me
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to hold this trial
in the first place.
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If Eclipsa is found guilty,
I want her to be here to see it.
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Or if she's innocent,
which she is,
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I wanna see all y'all's faces
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when you realize
how wrong you were.
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If you think you can just
waltz in here--
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I can waltz wherever I want!
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- [growls]
- No!
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[all chattering angrily]
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Excuse me!
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Hey, sorry, but could you talk
a bit slower, please?
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[whispers angrily] No.
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Queen Moon, what evidence
have you brought us?
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I'm afraid
this is the evidence.
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It's less impressive
than it looks.
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These are all
secondhand accounts,
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oral histories, folk stories,
none of them verified.
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There's no way around it.
Come on, everybody
grab a stack.
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You guys aren't gonna
seriously sit here
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- and read all of that?
- Yes, I don't mean to fuss,
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but exactly how long
is this trial meant to last?
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[sighs]
As long as it takes.
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Now to begin,
we must organize each
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and every one of these documents
by date and author.
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[groans] Sounds like math!
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Once we've constructed
a rough timeline, we can--
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That won't be necessary.
I request a trial by Box.
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- Awesome!
- Well, it looks like I won't
be needing these anymore.
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Sean,
cancel my lunch order.
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We're gonna be done here
pretty quick.
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Lunch?
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Eclipsa, are you sure
about this?
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The Box is a ruthless seeker
of truth.
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If you attempt to conceal
anything from it,
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crystallization may be
the least of your worries.
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I'm tired of sitting around
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waiting for you
to decide my fate.
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I'll give you the truth,
all of it,
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and if that means
crystallization, so be it.
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Sean, we wish to invoke
trial by Box.
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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The Box of Truth
has arrived!
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Wait, is that Truth
or Punishment?
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What? No, no, no, no.
This is the Box of Truth.
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That, my friend,
is Truth or Punishment.
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We played it
at my sleepover.
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You played it?
The Box is not a game!
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[intense male voice]
Who do you have a crush on?
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[stammers] Queen Moon!
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[sighs] It must be
on the wrong setting.
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We need to talk.
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All right, ladies,
are you--
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Prepare for judgment!
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The rules are simple.
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Each member of
the Magical High Commission
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shall ask one question,
and the accused must answer.
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[whirring]
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To all who seek the path
of knowledge,
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listen well to this decree.
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Surrender to the eye
of justice.
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Swear an oath of Truth
to me.
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Ooh. Different poem.
Different poem.
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- I swear.
- I swear.
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I swear.
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I, uh... swear?
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- [hisses]
- I swear.
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And now, it's time
for trial by Box.
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Eclipsa, did you write
the evil chapter
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in the book of spells?
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Exhibit A!
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Yes, I did,
but, for the record,
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I never called it
the Evil Chapter.
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That was your people's
name for it.
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I wrote plenty
of eviler spells
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that never even made it
into the final draft.
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Writing is rewriting,
you know.
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Truth!
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[scoffs] Whatever.
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Have you guys even
read her chapter?
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Hekapoo, the second question
goes to you.
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Box, pull up
the royal archives
for me, would ya?
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Exhibit B.
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Did you abandon your husband,
King Shastakan,
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and your kingdom
to elope with a monster?
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Oh, hello, sweetie.
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Yes, I did run off
with a monster.
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But could you
really blame me?
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How could I resist
a smile like that?
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Truth again!
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Aww! Huh?
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- Uh-huh.
- Come on, Eclipsa.
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- Rhombulus, the third--
- Did you eat those babies?!
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What?
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Ugh! Bobipsa was
the baby-eater,
not Eclipsa!
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Oh, right.
I wanna take
my question back.
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There are no take-backs
in trial by Box!
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[babies crying]
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Well, I hate
to disappoint you,
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but I'm afraid
I have not eaten
even a single baby.
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Now, I did hurt
the occasional teenager,
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but only psychologically,
and they always deserved it.
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We're on a roll here,
people!
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What is wrong--
didn't you hear her?
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She didn't eat those babies!
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Star, sit down.
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We must respect
the rules of the Box.
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Fine!
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Eclipsa...
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Are you sorry
for what you've done?
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No, I'm not.
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- What?!
- The nerve! Outrageous!
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That settles it.
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Rhombulus, if you would.
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- Right.
- One moment.
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I haven't asked my question.
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Wait. What?
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- [laughs]
- She can't ask us a question.
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Um...
[singsong] I think she can!
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Right, mom? My mom said!
She said in the rules!
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Technically since Eclipsa
was once a queen of Mewni,
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she is still a member
of the Magical High Commission,
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and every member
gets to ask one question.
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[clears throat]
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What did you do
with my daughter?
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[all gasp]
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Uh, I have no idea
what she's talking about.
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We didn't do anything
with your daughter!
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And honestly?
I-I'm kind of offended.
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Too bad for you.
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[bellowing]
Everyone lied!!
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- [gasps]
- [yelps]
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What's happening?
We told the truth!
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[Box]
Are you sure about that?
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[all gasp]
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Uh, c'mon, guys,
spit it out!
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We didn't do anything wrong!
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The Box seems to differ!
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We aren't the ones on trial!
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If you'd rather get
to the truth more quickly,
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I can work with that.
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- [rumbling]
- [all gasp]
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That's not good.
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Guys!
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[grunts]
My magic's no good in here!
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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Moon, please shut it off!
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I can't do that.
We all took the oath!
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Oh, no. Okay, I'm done!
I want out!
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We're gonna be crushed!
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You know, this is so unfair!
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You enforce the laws of magic
on everyone around you.
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And yet for some reason,
you can lie to us?
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How does that make you
any different
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than the villain you say
Eclipsa is?
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We got rid of
your daughter, sorry!
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Truth!
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[groans]
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What the heck,
Rhombulus?!
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I'm sorry, I'm tired
of keeping it a secret.
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Tell 'em Omni.
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[sighs] Fine.
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Eclipsa, your ex-husband,
King Shastakan,
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he wanted nothing to do
with your half-monster daughter.
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So we swapped her out
with a peasant girl.
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We gave her
the Royal Magic Wand,
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and she became
the next Queen of Mewni.
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Eclipsa has been found guilty
of crimes against Mewmanity.
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However,
the Magical High Commission
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has also been found guilty
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of tampering
with Mewni's history
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and omitting the truth
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from the Butterfly family
for generations.
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This concludes the trial.
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Although if we're
all being honest here,
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it seems like y'all still have
some issues to deal with.
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So it was just
as we suspected.
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[both] What?!
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Uh, Moon?
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We knew there was
something missing
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from our family's history.
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Eclipsa's daughter
should be recorded here
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in the royal archives,
but she's gone.
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[gasps] Wait a minute.
This whole trial was a set-up?!
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[panicked whimpering]
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You were planning this
all along!
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Actually,
we all planned this.
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[panicked whimpering]
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We thought you might be
hiding something.
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And it turns out
we were right.
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You lied to our family
for generations.
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[carriage-return bell dinging]
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We had to.
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Can you imagine
if the power of Magic
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fell into the hands
of a monster?
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You let us live a lie.
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We shouldn't even have
the throne.
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Eclipsa isn't even-- wait.
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You aren't actually
my great-great-great-
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great-something-grandma.
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No, sweetie, I'm not.
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Then... that means...
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we're no more royal
than anybody else.
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You're still a princess,
Star.
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No, Mom. We're nobody.
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Star! Star, wait!
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00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,192
[panting]
253
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:38,329
Okay, Trot-Fudge Sundae!
You got this! [wails]
254
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,032
[both panting]
255
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,704
Here you go.
256
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,410
[grumbles, grunts]
257
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,713
[grumbles]
258
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,882
Junk... junk... junk...
259
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,984
Mm, what's in here?
260
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,755
Ugh! The worst junk.
261
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,491
When will they stop
sending us that garbage?
262
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:14,833
Huh, Ludo shirt, Ludo mask,
Ludo mask, Ludo mask, Ludo mask.
263
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,167
[groans]
264
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:23,108
[gasps]
Dimensional scissors?
265
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:32,751
All right, Ludo,
where are you?
266
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,252
Oh! Blue!
267
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,388
Let's see, what's blue?
268
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,758
Please don't be
the cat-face dimension.
269
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:44,195
Wait, green?
Okay, green.
270
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,064
No, pink.
271
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,866
Okay, that's--
272
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,368
Blue again?
What's going on?
273
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,704
Uh-oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
274
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,075
[coughing]
275
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:01,045
Dennis!
What's going on up here?
276
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,414
- Nothing.
- Well, that nothing
277
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,617
interrupted me
and my stickers!
278
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,988
[inhales] Mmm.
Good old scratch n' sniff.
279
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:14,459
What's this?
[groaning]
280
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,229
Honey!
He's doing it again!
281
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,733
Dennis, do you know
what a deadbeat is?
282
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,301
It's you!
283
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,669
That's what
you're gonna be
284
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,172
if you keep acting
like your brother,
285
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,675
collecting all this garbage,
destroying property,
286
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,411
acting like
you're too good for us!
287
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,414
Oh! Are we berating Dennis?
It's not even dinnertime!
288
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,983
He's hoarding
Ludo stuff again.
289
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,320
Dennis, how could you?
Ludo betrayed us.
290
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,355
He and his goons
took over the castle.
291
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,990
He was the worst.
292
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,425
You're the worst.
293
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,527
You got something to say?
294
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,695
No.
295
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,497
No what?
296
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,299
No, sir.
297
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,034
That's what I thought.
298
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,336
Now clean up this mess
and come help me
299
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,104
and your mother
with our stickers.
300
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,472
And mind your nails.
301
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,709
We need those fresh
young fingers.
302
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:18,656
[sighs] No, you guys, you need
to get back in the closet.
303
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,425
My dad catches you out here,
here's gonna freak.
304
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:27,398
Spider, these things are useless
unless I know where he is.
305
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:33,037
What? Y-you just
want me to...
306
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,906
Okay.
307
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,708
Be my guest.
308
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,113
[squawks softly]
309
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,722
I-I told you they don't work
if you don't know where he is.
310
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,158
[sighs] Okay.
311
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,234
[squeals]
312
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,576
[groans] Come on!
Stay awake!
313
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,645
What is it?
314
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,415
[gasps] You found him!
315
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,421
Let's get my brother.
316
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,492
[yelps]
317
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,197
Our... house?
318
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,733
made of garbage.
319
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,568
[whistling tune,
water running]
320
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,370
Ludo?
321
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,775
Wha-a-a-t?! Spider!
322
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,878
[laughs] That's you!
Oh, my friend!
323
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,213
Brother, it's me, Dennis.
324
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,083
Dennis?
How long has it been?
325
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,786
Last time I saw you,
you were this tall,
326
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,555
and now you're exactly
as tall as I am!
327
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,957
What are you doing here?
328
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,758
I came to bring you home.
329
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,963
Dennis, this is my home.
Come inside.
330
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,434
I just cleaned up.
331
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,135
I can't have you come
into the house.
332
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,637
You'll make a mess.
333
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,739
Look, papa
hasn't forgotten about you.
334
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,642
Ooh, been saving up a stash
for my best girl!
335
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,345
[laughs] Bon appétit!
336
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,680
Come sit.
337
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,149
Let me take care
of this for you.
338
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,453
But that's your helmet
from when you ruled
the Monster Army.
339
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,755
And now it's ruling
the garbage.
340
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,790
That was a piece
of your legacy.
341
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,759
I'm done with that part
of my life.
342
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:38,329
Now how about a drink, you?
Nothing too fizzy, of course.
343
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,131
Make yourself comfortable.
344
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,800
Could you ask mother and father
if they'd like a beverage?
345
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,870
Uh, mother and father?
346
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,774
Dennis, do you want
crushed ice or regular?
347
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,843
[humming happily]
348
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,344
Oh, thank you, Mother,
349
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,980
I do make the best sodas,
don't I?
350
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,784
Thanks, yeah, look, Ludo?
You gotta come home.
351
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,719
Mom and Dad
are driving me nuts.
352
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,957
But you can't say that
in front of them, Dennis.
353
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:09,560
Okay, fine, Ludo,
let's just go talk
in the kitchen, then.
354
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,832
Look, I really,
really need you
to come home.
355
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,468
- I am home.
- No, Ludo, I'm at my wits' end.
356
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,070
The yelling, the berating,
357
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,838
the stupid
scratch n' sniff stickers.
358
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,908
All they do is push me around
and talk trash about you!
359
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,877
What are you talking about,
Dennis?
360
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,080
Mother and Father love us!
361
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,982
They're so happy you're here!
362
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:33,885
We're even going to play
cha-rahds after dinner!
363
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,988
They always let me win!
[giggles]
364
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,890
- What are you talking about--
- Just kidding!
365
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,692
I'm just really good
at cha-rahds.
366
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,761
Now stop worrying.
367
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,696
That's not the Dennis
I barely remember.
368
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,232
Make that frowny
turn upside-downy!
369
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,169
Okay.
But after dinner--
370
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,336
And cha-rahds.
371
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,505
And after... cha-rahds...
372
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,841
we're leaving, okay?
373
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,810
Yes, Dennis,
whatever you say.
374
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,915
There we go, all tucked in!
What's that?
375
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,084
Oh, yes, how could I forget?
376
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,453
Good night, my darling.
377
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,923
They're finally asleep.
What angels!
378
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,926
Awesome, cool.
Now let's go.
379
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,795
Go? Dennis,
I can't just go.
380
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,231
- Ludo--
- Shh!
381
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,767
We don't need to whisper!
There's no one who can hear us!
382
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,302
Now come on!
383
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,071
This is ridiculous.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
384
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,907
Ooh! What the--
385
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,477
Mother! [laughs] Father!
386
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,245
What are you doing up?
387
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,047
What are you doing?
388
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,982
Cha-rahds?
At this hour?
389
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,952
Mmm, well, you twisted my arm!
I'll do it! [giggles]
390
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,122
This whole thing is a cha-rahd!
[grunts] Charade!
391
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,058
Just one more round, Dennis!
Let's humor them.
392
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,026
Come on, what do you say?
393
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,331
Okay, let's get out of--
394
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,968
Where did--
395
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,402
I don't know.
396
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,338
[groans]
397
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,342
You know what? Never mind.
The sooner we leave, the better.
398
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,845
But mother and father
want us to stay.
399
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,847
[groans] No, forget it!
400
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,585
Wow they really wanna play
cha-rahds.
401
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,088
Once they get going!
[laughs]
402
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,090
Stop! This isn't funny!
403
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,459
These aren't our parents.
This is actual garbage.
404
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,928
Oh, no! Mother!
We can fix this.
405
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,530
We can fix this.
We can fix this.
406
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,998
It's fine, we can fix this.
We can fix this.
407
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,200
- We can fix this.
- You're losing it.
408
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,937
[deep] Calling his own
mother and father garbage?!
409
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:36,340
How about I teach you
to apologize?!
410
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,943
[high-pitched]
Watch his fingers, dear.
411
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,344
You watch your fingers.
412
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,280
[deep] What did you say?
413
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,616
I said you watch
your fingers!
414
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,052
Sir!
415
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:51,022
- Dennis!
- [growls]
416
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,124
[deep]
This is what we get!
417
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,293
[high-pitched] For raising brats
like your and your brother.
418
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,895
[roars]
419
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,964
[deep] Oh,
but you're a big man now
420
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,134
Who thinks he and his brother
are too good for this family!
421
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,970
Yes, I do!
[grunting]
422
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,978
Look at you, you're just
like your awful brother.
423
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,246
Good.
424
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:20,251
Because he's... my... hero!
425
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,553
[roars in slow motion]
426
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,090
Dennis!
427
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,193
You stood up for me!
428
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,162
No one has ever
stood up for me.
429
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:34,332
Of course.
I love you, big brother.
430
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,667
Oh, I lo--
431
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,236
lub--
432
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,205
oh, how to--
l-o-o--
433
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,273
ove?
434
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,242
Lo-o-ve...
435
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:48,179
yo-- u-u?
436
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,280
Tu...
437
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,515
[slurred] I love you, too.
438
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,084
Let's get out of here.
439
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,219
We can face the real mom
and dad now.
440
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,287
I can't.
441
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,556
Something very important
happened today.
442
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,625
But I have lots more
I need to work through
443
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,193
before I can leave.
444
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,262
Well, I'm here to help.
445
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,530
You're not alone anymore,
big brother.
446
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,266
I know that now.
447
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,568
But I have to do
this part on my own.
448
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,937
But... you're my hero.
449
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,140
No one else in the family
was brave enough to leave.
450
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,109
I can't stand up
to them on my own.
451
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:22,213
Dennis, you just did.
Did you see that dunk?
452
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,384
You can jump higher
than they could ever reach.
453
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,053
You need to go
find your own adventures.
454
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:33,391
You're going to be
just fine, kiddo.
455
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,493
Take good care of Spider.
456
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,962
She's quiet,
but she's a smart lady.
457
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,064
And I'll take care
of Bird, too.
458
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,500
I don't know who that is.
Goodbye.
459
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,474
Hello, Star and Marco.
460
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,311
How about a game
of cha-rahds?
461
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,315
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
462
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,584
♪ Through the break of dawn
463
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,620
♪ Don't worry when it's night
464
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:06,157
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
465
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:11,595
♪ Ohh,
there goes a shining star ♪
466
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:14,265
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir!
467
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,267
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
468
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:17,635
♪ Star Butterfly
469
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:23,374
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r
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