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♪
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♪
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain'tfrom 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another,whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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[Ponyhead] Okay, you need
to hold still.
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One more second.
It needs to be perfect.
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Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm!
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How do I look?
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Super pretty!
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[gasps] Oh, no.
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What's the matter?
You don't like it?
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No, I know I look amazing,
it's just...
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I can't go back
to St. Olga's like this!
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I gotta come clean!
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[spits] Uh-uh!
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If you tell those girls
that you have been lying
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about being a princess,
they will destroy you.
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I still can't believe they want
to give me an honorary degree.
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Ugh. I know I inspired
a generation and all,
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but I can't keep lying!
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Whatever.
It's your funeral.
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-[thuds]
-[groans]
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Hey, goat, just because
you're invisible
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doesn't mean
I can't hurt you!
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Oh, we're here. Mm.
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Come on, ladies.
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[grunting]
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You're having
a princess problem.
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[sighs] Yeah, I'm having
a princess problem.
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Okay, stand up straight.
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Arms forward!
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And exhale!
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Exhale!
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Oh! Well, you've
obviously done this before.
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-[dance beat playing]
-[cheering]
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Okay. I can't do this.
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[fan] Princess Turdina,
where you going?
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-Ahh!
-Sign my poster!
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-Sign my cat!
-[cat meows]
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Sign my face!
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Okay, people,
don't crowd her!
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Princess Turdina!
It is truly an honor.
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Oh, please,
you don't have to--
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We can't wait
to show you what we've
done with this place.
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Whoa!
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Welcome to Utopia!
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[all gasping]
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[cheering]
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[gasps] Where am I?
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Oh, it's so beautiful!
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Wow, this is, uh...
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really something.
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Oh, we got rid of all those
oppressive classes about manners
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and "please" and "thank you"
and all that other trash.
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We have our own
curriculum now!
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Brunch and... party.
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When do you sleep?
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Oh-ho-ho,
don't worry about it!
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You know, sometimes structure
isn't a bad thing!
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-What?
-I just think
that rules have a place...
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Yeah, but you told us
to never conform!
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If you weren't being honest
about who you are,
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then this whole school
would be built on a lie!
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Oh, what I meant to say
was rules have a place...
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in the garbage! Hah-hah!
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Oh, hah-hah!
Oh, oh, good one.
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That was...
Oh, you had me.
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Here's some princesses hard
at work on their brunch final.
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We don't believe in grades,
no, we don't, just pancakes.
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[chewing noisily]
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I love learning!
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These are
the whispering gardens,
our designated gossip area,
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because a princess's voice
shall not be silenced!
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[gasps] Oh, my gosh,
did you hear that Beatrice
and Alfred broke up again?
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Oh, no way!
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And this is where
we have our party class
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to celebrate our freedom
from the reign of Miss Heinous!
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I see what you're seeing.
It's cooler at night.
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This is the hallway
of Turdina!
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Whoa.
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This is the very first
Turdina poster we hung up.
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All of your T-shirts
and all of your dolls
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and a lock of your hair
and a poster of your movie!
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Oh, I gotta get
a DVD of that!
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This is too much!
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Are you kidding?
We owe this whole school to you.
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You showed us
that all princesses
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don't have to fit
into the same mold.
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[squawks]
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Pfft. No, I didn't.
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And we're gonna show you
our appreciation
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by throwing you
the biggest party
this school's ever seen!
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A party?! For me?
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Uh, Marco, isn't there something
you wanted to tell these girls?
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Oh! Yeah, um...
[clearing throat]
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It's not criminal
to be an individual!
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-She said our catchphrase!
-Yay!
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Aw, you are way
much more fun as Turdina!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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It's here!
It's here!
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What's here?
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Check it out!
Isn't it amazing?
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Whoa.
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In honor of the one princess
who changed our lives,
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we dedicate this to you!
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I'm so beautiful.
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I hope you do like it,
Princess Turdina!
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It took all year to save up
enough to get it made!
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We cleaned toilets
on weekends for extra cash.
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But it was worth it
because you showed us
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that there's another way
to live.
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[cheering]
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Hey, hey, it's time
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for a group selfie
in front of the statue.
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Oh, okay, sure.
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Camera phone! Mm!
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Are you...
enjoying this?
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Hey, this is the first time
he's ever been popular!
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Don't ruin it for him.
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Well, he should tell the truth
like a decent human being.
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Hey, Turdina, can I talk
to you for a sec?
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Sure. Uh, bye, ladies!
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Marco, I think you're running
out of time to tell the truth.
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Don't even listen
to her, Turdina!
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These princesses
worship you!
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Yeah, but they worship
someone who doesn't exist.
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Marco is the most organized,
rule-abiding person I know.
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Think of the party!
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Yeah, they spent all that money
for the statue.
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I can't crush
their spirits!
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I'm just worried
you might be letting
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this attention
get to your head!
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What? That's not it!
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This is for them,
not for me!
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Princess Turdina,
come on!
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It's time
for your ceremony!
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I'm going
with Pony's advice.
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Whoo! Good choice.
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[claps]
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Oppression!
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Eternal darkness!
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Suddenly light!
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Freedom!
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Turdina!
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[doves coo]
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Thank you,
Princess Gwendolyn,
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for that beautiful
interpretive dance.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
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the woman herself,
Princess Marco Turdina!
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[cheering]
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I present you this honorary
St. Olga's degree.
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Wow!
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[chanting] Turdina!
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Dearest princesses,
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congratulations
on this wonderful school.
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I know you see me
as an idol,
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but today
you're my idols!
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You embody everything
that Princess Turdina...
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uh, um, that I stand for--
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not letting anyone force you
to be something you're not,
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living by your true colors,
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loving who you are!
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I'm proud to have inspired
you to be brave,
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even when it's scary.
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And when being true
to yourself
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might mean disappointing
thousands of people.
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Um...
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[sighs] That's--
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that's why I have
to tell you the truth.
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I, Princess Marco Turdina,
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-am a boy!
-[words drowned out by saw]
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Oh, no.
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[humming]
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[all gasping,
screaming]
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Ooh!
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It's Miss Heinous!
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Princess Turdina
is a fraud,
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and I have
the evidence to prove it.
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-It's a tape...
-It's a tape of what?
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That's right,
I watched your video
and saw your dark secret!
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Oh, that phony confession I did?
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Go ahead, show 'em!
It's not real.
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Oh, no, it's not...
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but this is. Uh!
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-[gasps and exclamations]
-Wait! Is that a hair?
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Turdina isn't a princess!
She's a boy!
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[girls gasping]
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How'd you know
about Rodrigo?
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Whatever! That doesn't
prove anything!
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Princesses
can be hairy!
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Yeah! We believe
in you, Turdina!
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No.
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[girls whispering]
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I lied to you.
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I am a boy.
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[gasping]
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Ooh!
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Oop! I mean, ugh!
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This, princesses,
is why you need me
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running St. Olga's.
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Look where all
this freedom got you--
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living in filth
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and championing a "hero"
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who's been lying
to you all along!
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Henceforth, you must reinstate
me as your schoolmaster!
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You need me...
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and I need you.
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Wait, what did she just say?
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Wait, no, why does it matter
if he's a boy?
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Nothing he said
was wrong!
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Yeah! He can think
for himself and so can we!
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He can be a princess
if he wants to!
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Turdina's a state of mind!
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[cheering]
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Silence! Silence!
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[gasps]
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Oh, I just got her
right in the face!
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[neighs]
Come on, girls!
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-Yeah!
-Free will!
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No! No!
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[saw buzzes]
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Spare me.
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Get in the car!
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Turdina lives!
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[cheering]
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[dance beat plays]
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Well, looks like Turdina's
gone for good.
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Yeah, because you
took her away from us,
you selfish monster!
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You look like you can breathe
a lot easier now.
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Mostly 'cause I'm
out of that dress!
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That corset
was killin' me!
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Could we get a selfie
with Marco Turdina,
Boy Princess?
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Sure.
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[all] Camera phone!
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Oh, Smoochie's gonna be
so jealous of this one!
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Where is Smoochie,
anyways?
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♪
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Ah! Oh, yeah,
that's good!
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Gemini, we gotta get
more of this stuff.
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Oh, yes, but I'm afraid this one
is out of juice, milady.
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Camera phone...
257
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,984
[Heinous] I know that,
you fool!
258
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,786
I'm not talking about her!
259
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,523
Well, I'm happy to share
some of mine with you.
260
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,259
No! I want
the good stuff.
261
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:05,263
I'm coming for you,
Princess Marco Turdina!
262
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,333
I don't mean
to interrupt, milady,
263
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,036
but we say this
all the time.
264
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,204
"I'm coming for you..."
265
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,775
Maybe we should
just stay in tonight
266
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:20,945
and you can have
a little Gemini fuel.
267
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,714
No. Nobody asked you.
268
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,149
Go get the car!
269
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:27,018
Uh, of course, milady.
270
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,789
Whoa!
271
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,190
Yeah, that princess merch
272
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,358
is, like, so cute,
273
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,826
but for that price,
I'm, like,
274
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,327
it better do real magic.
275
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,898
[laughs] That is funny
and a good point.
276
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,366
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
277
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,134
This one's spicy!
278
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,904
Oh, my gosh, that is
the cutest price tag!
279
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,306
Hey, monster!
You know the rules.
280
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,843
Monsters ain't welcome,
so put the merch back
and get out!
281
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,978
-Whoa.
-Shoo, shoo, shoo!
282
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,380
[sobbing]
283
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,349
Do you think I'd look cute
in this shirt?
284
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,984
-What?
-Or...
285
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,253
Hey, over there!
That goes for you, too!
286
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,823
-Monster!
-Hmph!
287
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,492
Oh! Prince Lucitor.
Sorry. Sorry, sir.
288
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,694
Please don't incinerate
my shop.
289
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,696
-[kisses]
-Hmm.
290
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:17,569
Circumstantial evidence...
Hmm, okay. Hmm.
291
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,237
[footsteps patter]
292
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,372
-No.
-Hey, Mom!
293
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,876
You know how Mewmans
kind of keep monsters separated
294
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,077
from the rest
of the kingdom?
295
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,245
Yes?
296
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,215
Well, I was
just wondering why!
297
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,584
We keep monsters out
because monsters are dangerous.
298
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,785
You know that.
299
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,221
Well, yeah!
But no! No, no, no, no!
300
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,756
Not all of them,
301
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,591
and what about people
who aren't Mewmans,
302
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,959
but also aren't monsters?
303
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,260
Like Romulus!
304
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,628
He has snakes for hands!
305
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,063
Are his hands monsters?
306
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397
Heavens, no!
307
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,299
He's on the Magical
High Commission!
308
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,601
And what about
the Ponyheads?
309
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,871
They're a bunch
of floating horse heads!
310
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,775
No, dear, we've had ties
with the Ponyheads
for generations.
311
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,244
And Rich Pigeon?
His kingdom is brand new!
312
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,646
And he's a pigeon
with legs, Mother!
313
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,281
How is he
not a monster?
314
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,383
Well, dear, he's rich.
315
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,486
I don't really see what that
has to do with anything.
316
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,054
And what about
the Lucitors?
317
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,457
I've seen Tom do
some pretty scary stuff.
318
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,559
Somehow he's not a monster?
319
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,828
Okay, and it makes
absolutely no sense
320
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,730
that lizard people
are monsters
321
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,400
but Lekmet, the giant
magical goat-man was not?
322
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,668
Too soon, Star!
323
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,336
But what's the difference?
324
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,405
What the heck
is the difference?
325
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,941
Enough! Look,
I don't make the rules.
326
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,410
The Royal Monster
Expert does!
327
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,346
I'm sorry, what?
We have a monster on staff?
328
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,416
Not a monster,
a monster expert.
329
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,918
Dr. Jelly Goodwell.
330
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,653
Okay, then I'm gonna
go have a little chat
331
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,354
with this "Jelly Goodwell,"
332
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,757
if that even is
her real name!
333
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,359
-Fine!
-Fine! Bye.
334
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,396
[sighs] What am I supposed
to do with this cart?
335
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,299
Jelly Goodwell!
336
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,300
[screams]
337
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,768
We need to talk now!
338
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,670
Oh, you must be here
for the cheese!
339
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,773
What? No!
Don't play dumb with me,
Royal Monster Expert!
340
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:05,710
Oh! No,
I'm the Royal Muenster Expert.
341
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,049
The Royal Monster Expert
is down the hall to the right.
342
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,352
Okay! Thank you!
343
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,120
Jelly Goodwell!
344
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,355
Hmm?
345
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,325
Wrong office. Sorry.
346
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,893
Jelly Goodwell!
347
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,530
And step... step...
[snuffles]
348
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,131
Excuse me.
349
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,901
Pardon me, is this
Dr. Goodwell's office?
350
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:33,238
Yes, I'm Dr. Goodwell.
351
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,140
Ah, thank goodness!
Now, you listen up, Goodwell!
352
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,377
The way we treat monsters
around here is outrageous!
353
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,479
We have got
all these dumb rules
354
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,381
saying monsters
can't mingle with humans,
355
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,549
and monsters
can't go here,
356
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,150
and monsters
can't go there!
357
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,186
Oof! It's gotten to the point
where a monster
358
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,588
can't even go shopping
for a pre-ripped T-shirt!
359
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,157
Well, sister,
I am not leaving here
360
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,693
until you agree
to make some changes.
361
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,430
I've spent my entire life
studying monsters.
362
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,533
Nobody knows more
about them than I do.
363
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,569
I've even lived among them
364
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,038
and observed
their behavior first-hand,
365
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,510
and you are exactly the princess
I've been waiting for!
366
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,446
-Wait, what?
-For years I've hoped
to find a royal
367
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,049
who actually gets it.
The way we treat monsters
368
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,785
in Mewni is,
well, monstrous!
369
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,289
-Exactly!
-Monsters need to be respected.
370
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,024
-Yes!
-And loved!
371
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,193
-Yes!
-And their habitat preserved!
372
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,796
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
373
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,866
Excellent. Let me take you
out into the field
374
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,801
and show you
what I've been working on.
375
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,902
Let's go!
376
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,238
Being a researcher
is awesome!
377
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,640
These monster costumes
are great!
378
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,410
Oh! They're
monster camouflage.
379
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:50,448
Speaking of which,
we should probably go ahead
and apply our monster musk.
380
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,050
Monster musk?
What's that?
381
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,919
-[spritzes]
-Oh, that is nasty!
382
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,654
What's in there?
383
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,457
My own special blend
of various monster secretions.
384
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,292
[gargles]
385
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,427
Bleh, ugh!
386
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,128
Let's get going!
387
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,665
First we need to go
through the Forest
of Certain Death,
388
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,501
then across the Lake
of Endless Suffering,
389
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,471
over the Dam
of Constant Sorrow,
390
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,075
across the Bridge
of the Inevitable Hereafter,
391
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,478
and here we are!
392
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,580
Wow, sick treehouse, doc!
393
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,948
Oh, no...
[laughs]
394
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,984
It's not a treehouse.
395
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,486
It is
my field research lab.
396
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,154
It looks like
a treehouse to me.
397
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,255
It's not!
398
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,690
Whatever you say, doc.
399
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,294
[grunting]
400
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,628
Oh!
401
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,598
[grunts] Dr. Goodwill?
Whatcha doing?
402
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,167
Shh! There's
a herd nearby!
403
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,669
A herd?
A herd of what?
404
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,105
Monsters!
405
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,175
Whoa.
406
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,545
This hill features
naturally occurring
geographic formations
407
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,849
that almost
look like buildings.
408
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:02,453
The monsters
were clever enough
to use them for shelter.
409
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,222
Amazing!
410
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,157
Wait, what?
411
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,660
Ooh! Ooh! You've got
to get a look at this!
412
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,529
There's 011358,
413
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,698
and he has
his offspring with him!
414
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,034
Oh, hey, Buffrog!
You know him, too?
415
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:20,738
I have been watching 011358
since he was a tadpole.
416
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,907
I implanted a tracker
on his ear
417
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,644
and have been keeping
close tabs on him ever since.
418
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,680
[whistling]
419
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,484
[scratching]
420
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,186
Okay, I don't know
about this, Goodwell--
421
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:39,023
the spying, the costumes,
the monster musk?
422
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,691
Monsters are just like us.
423
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,027
You don't need
all this equipment
to get to know them.
424
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:47,598
Get to know them?
Oh, ho, sweet, naive Star!
425
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,534
It's not so simple.
426
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,703
When monsters and Mewmans mix,
bad things happen,
427
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,439
usually to the monsters!
428
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,740
Yeah, but that--
429
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,042
I've devised
a plan!
430
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:02,013
Let me show... you...
431
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,115
Tah-dah!
432
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,249
Ooh!
433
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,717
Nice cartsmanship.
434
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,119
Thank you!
435
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,054
Aw, look at little tiny us
in the treehouse!
436
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,223
So cute!
And the monster village!
437
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,424
What are you planning?
438
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,792
You see that wondrously
439
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,228
mysterious structure
the monsters built?
440
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,729
Uh, you mean "dam"?
441
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,598
I believe it's some kind
442
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,100
of primitive monument
443
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,235
that they built
out of instinct,
444
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,705
but no matter-- we simply
remove a small piece
of their structure
445
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,208
to release
a gentle flow of water,
446
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,276
which travels
down the chasm,
447
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,313
covers the lowlands
around the monster
nesting grounds,
448
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,982
and creates
a natural island!
449
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,118
Voilà!
450
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,786
More like a prison.
451
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,754
I mean, how are they
supposed to get in and out?
452
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,490
Well, they don't!
453
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:50,828
It's guaranteed total
isolation from Mewmans!
454
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,997
Shall I detonate
the dam?
455
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,000
Listen, we can't just
go around blowing up dams
456
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,401
and imprisoning monsters!
457
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,469
That's crazy!
458
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,770
Mewmans have been deciding
459
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,772
what's best for monsters
for way too long!
460
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,142
But I already did it!
461
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,944
[explosive noise]
462
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,580
Ugh. Unbelievable.
463
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,683
You know what, Jelly?
You doomed these monsters!
464
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,520
You don't like
my explosion?
465
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,855
It's not about that.
I thought you were different.
466
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,224
But you're just like
everybody else here.
467
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,828
No, no, no, no, no.
Stop complaining.
468
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,864
Look, of course there is
bigger, better stroller.
469
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:31,135
But you should appreciate
the one we have.
470
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,038
[panting] Hey, Buffrog!
471
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,807
Look, look, look!
Jelly Goodwell blew the dam,
472
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,676
and now the water's
gonna come down
473
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,678
and turn this whole place
into an island!
474
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,746
What?
475
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,617
Hey, Star,
it's not a problem.
476
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,686
That's just
a little trickle of water,
477
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,888
nothing we haven't
seen before.
478
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,859
Oh, you must be crazy dirty lady
that watches us through trees.
479
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,028
Hello. I am
Yvgeny Bulgolubuff.
480
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,464
Well, I'm Jelly Goodwell!
Oh-ho-ho!
481
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,201
-[beep]
-[explosion]
482
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,673
Oh, I'm such
a turd-brain!
483
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,843
I shook your hand
with the blower-upper thing!
484
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,879
No! It's too much water!
485
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,914
It won't create an island.
486
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,983
This will destroy
entire village!
487
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,117
Come on.
488
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,657
Incoming!
489
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,725
Oh, my goodness!
490
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,926
Come on, move it!
491
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,161
This is not drill.
492
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,896
Hey, hey!
493
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:32,930
Hah!
494
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,733
[video game tones]
495
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,572
Hey, Star!
496
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,907
Incredible!
497
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,777
Mewmans and monsters
working together!
498
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,947
-Here it comes!
-Oh, no!
499
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,515
-Hey!
-Huh?
500
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,684
-Grab a rock!
-Oh!
501
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,785
Great, let's go!
502
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,320
Oh! Okay!
503
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:06,230
[all] Yay!
504
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,234
How could I have been
such a dumb-dumb?
505
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,804
Here I thought
we should live separately!
506
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:18,376
But really Mewmans
should live like monsters!
507
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,944
Hah-hah!
508
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:24,382
Play in the mud!
Act like idiots! Oh!
509
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,417
I'm a monster, ho-whah!
510
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,820
I'm a monster!
[laughing]
511
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,960
[grunts]
512
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,628
There!
513
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,798
Now Mewni has
a real monster expert.
514
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,233
Thank you.
515
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,602
Aw, you're crying.
516
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,570
Oh, the badge.
517
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,807
I think you broke
the skin a little.
518
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,809
Oh, gosh!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
519
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,878
Yeah, yes.
520
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:55,946
♪ She's a princess
521
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,315
♪ Winning battles
522
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,618
♪ Through the break of dawn
523
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,420
♪ Don't worrywhen it's night ♪
524
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,656
♪ 'Cause she would keepthe lights on ♪
525
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:11,796
♪ Oh, there goesa shining star ♪
526
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,031
♪ Evil won't deter her
527
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,835
♪ 'Cause magicflows through her ♪
528
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:22,940
♪ She is a shining star
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