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♪
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♪
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain't from'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another,whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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Hey, this is Tom!
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I can't getto the mirror right now.
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Leave a messageafter the shriek.
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[cat meows]
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Hi, dude! It's me, Star.
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Anyway, just, uh, just wondering
what you were up to.
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Glossaryck. No! Down!
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Glossaryck!
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I thought-- I thought we could
meet up for that corn shake.
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So, give me a call.
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[knocking on door]
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Hey, Pony Head-- Ooh!
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Sweat much? [laughs]
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What, me? Oh, I mean,
that's ridiculous!
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Uh... so...
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Anyway, I don't mean to dive
straight into hot goss,
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but Tom is acting
super weird.
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I thought things
were going great,
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and then all
of a sudden he--
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Are you okay?
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You're ruining the carpet.
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Okay, what is going on?
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What? Ha ha ha! Oh!
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You know, that is so funny
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that you would think
to say a thing such as that,
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because I most definitely
did not run into Tom,
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and definitely
he did not tell me
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to not tell you
what's going on.
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Pony, what's going on?
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Tom's getting a demoncism,
and he told me you can't know!
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[gasps] Oh, no!
I'm unreliable.
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-What?
-Okay, I gotta go now!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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[shouts]
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A demoncism?
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Aren't those,
like, the worst?
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[spits] Yeah!
They are!
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He's gonna ruin himself.
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We gotta stop him!
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His demoncism is happening,
like, right now!
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Wait, what? Where?
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Those things are,
like, super secret!
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Like, you gotta get invited.
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You do realize you were
not invited, right?
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I'm not trying to rub that
in your face, but...
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[grunts]
This is not helping.
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Look, we can go ask my ex.
He got demoncized.
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Which ex? Sorry.
That sounded way more judgy
that I wanted it to.
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Oh, Bessie, are you
talking right now?
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My big bad ex, Seahorse?
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You know, he's the one
who wrote that song about me.
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-Blech.
-[heavy metal shouting]
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Aw, yeah!You're all trash! Aah!
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Aw! He was
such a romantic.
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Yeah, I-I tried that.
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What kind of dummy
do you think I am?
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This mirror's garbage!
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I'm sorry.
That's disappointing.
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Can I help you
find a replacement?
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No. No!
Get out!
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Thank you for choosing
Reflecticore.
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Have a mirror-ific day!
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Oh, what a nerd!
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Look how much water
he needs now!
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He's a seahorse, Pony.
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Yeah, well, he used to be
all dry, like a cool horse.
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Well, hello! Welcome
to Reflecticore Mobile.
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Can I help you find
a compact mirror?
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Mm, I'm just dropping by
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to, like, see how you've
been doing and stuff.
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[whispers] And to ask
about the demoncism!
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Yeah, and that too.
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Please take your time
browsing our collection.
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Uh, what?
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Please take your time
browsing our--
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Yeah, I got that!
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Don't you even have
anything else to say to me?
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Can I interest you
in a three-year
interdimensional plan?
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Seahorse! Hello!
Wake up! It's me, Pony Head!
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[groans] Can't we even talk
like normal horsepersons?
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Well, you can talk
to anyone
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with Reflecticore
Mobile Technology.
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Okay, you know what?
You're broken, Seahorse.
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You're not the man
you used to be.
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That's disappointing.
Can I help you
find a replacement?
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[crying]
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It's so horrible!
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It's like he doesn't
even know me!
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And I'm the best person
anyone could know!
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I'm like a gift!
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Oh, Pony, I am so sorry.
I'll take care of it.
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A friend of ours
is going to get
a demoncism tonight,
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and we need to know
where it's happening.
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Can you give
us directions
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using Reflecticore
Mobile Technology?
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[squish]
You can go anywhere
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with Reflecticore
Mobile Technology.
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We just want a map,
you corporate turd!
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[sobs]
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I'll print a--
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I'll print a map now.
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[squish]
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[buzzing]
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[Pony Head whimpering]
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[gong ringing]
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You distract them.
I'll find Tom.
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Oh, yeah, I got you, girl.
Watch this.
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Excuse me!
Some last-minute announcement!
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So, as all of you know,
fall is coming up.
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Okay, so let's take a vote
on our new spooky robes.
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The first color
we're gonna vote on is maroon.
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Yea or nay?
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All for yea,
show your hands.
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O-Okay, so we
just not a hot ticket.
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That's fine.
We just have one for yea. Okay.
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All right, Tom, just what
do you think you're do--?
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-Oh, you look so nice!
-What are you doing here?
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I'm here to stop you from making
a terrible, terrible mistake!
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If this is just another way
to get my attention, you--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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I don't know
what Pony told you,
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but it's
not what you think.
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I genuinely want this.
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What?
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[sighs]
I need to change.
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You're here being
the best princess
you can be,
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and it's
really inspiring.
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It's time for me
to be a better prince.
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Yeah, but whatever's
going on out there
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looks creepy
and dangerous.
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I'm the prince
of the underworld, okay?
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This is gonna be
an easy procedure
for a guy like me.
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In and out!
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All this stuff--
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the robed guys,
the skulls, the fire--
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it's just for show.
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So, you're just gonna zap
all your personality away
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so you can feel good
about yourself?
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No! I have problems,
and this is the only way
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to get rid of them!
Ow! See? Problems!
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You don't have to be
like this, Tom!
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Yeah, well, I've
already made up my mind,
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and you're not
gonna stop me.
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Fine, be that way!
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But I am not gonna stay here
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and watch you
do this to yourself.
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I didn't invite
you, anyway, so...
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-Great!
-Great!
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Gah! Of course!
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Also, who is bringing
what to the potluck, okay?
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Because I don't wanna see
nothing but chips.
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Come on,
we're outta here.
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All right, y'all, thank you
so much for your time!
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[gong ringing]
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Brethren, this world
is in danger.
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There is a blight
that plagues it.
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Of course, we dream
of a world pure
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as a piece of sweet corn,
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but if one kernel
is infected,
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then the entire harvest
is at risk.
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Bring forth the son
of the blight.
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Son of the blight
has arrived!
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Thanks for coming out,
everybody.
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Whoa! Tight grip there.
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That fool
is so frustrating!
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I just wanna--
I just wanna--!
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Like, punch a tree
or something?
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I need to punch a tree!
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Girl! You know
I hate trees.
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[snapping]
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Hey, hey! Thanks
for the ride, guys!
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Love
the massage table.
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Commence
the purification ritual.
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[sneezing]
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Okey-doke.
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Let the ceremony begin.
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[reciting
in foreign language]
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[responding in foreign language]
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[crows cawing]
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Oh. That's a nice touch.
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[reciting
in foreign language]
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[responding
in foreign language]
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[zaps]
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Wow! Magic manacles.
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Magicals.
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The cauldron!
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Close your eyes.
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Okay, but no tickling!
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Hey. Hey, man, this is
real ceremonious and stuff,
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but it seems kind
of flim-flam to [hiccoughs]--
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[zapping]
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[screams]
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It begins!
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[Tom growling]
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Hold him!
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[screaming continues]
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[reciting in foreign language]
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Aah!
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[indistinct yell]
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[grunting]
220
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,175
Harder! Harder!
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Yah!!!
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00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,312
[flames explode]
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Dang, not that hard.
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[men screaming]
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What? That's weird.
226
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,251
Something's wrong.
227
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Huh? Where are you going?
228
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No!
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You're just gonna leave him
up there like that?
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He'll be fine.
231
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Magical mach ten blast!
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[gasps]
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Tom, it's okay.
I'm-- I'm here.
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I'm right here.
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[groans]
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Star?
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Tom? Oh, my gosh,
are you okay?
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I'm... [excitedly]
in tremendous pain!
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[demoncist] Congratulations,
Master Lucitor.
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The procedure
was a success.
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00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,305
[growls]
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00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,908
Wow. Hard to believe
that one little demon
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00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,377
was the source
of so much rage!
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What? No, no.
No, no, no.
245
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You still got thousands
of these little guys inside.
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We're gonna have to start you
on a 13-year plan.
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-What?
-Yeah, this is all gonna be
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a long and painful process
for all of us,
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but you were
such a good boy today,
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you can help yourself
to just one toy
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from the toy chest.
252
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,734
Oh, no. No!
No, no!
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I'm gonna be
an evil demon forever!
254
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,673
The important thing is that
you want to improve yourself!
255
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You can still do that
with a bunch of those
little guys inside of you.
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00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,715
So, should we go again
next weekend?
257
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,153
No. This is not worth it.
258
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,821
Well, if you're
not coming back,
259
00:10:56,823 --> 00:11:00,325
you'd better make
that one toy count.
260
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,694
So, still up
for that corn shake?
261
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,796
Yeah, that'd be cool.
262
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,166
[gasps] You two have got
to be kidding me.
263
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,545
Oh, no.
264
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,813
Hey, there, big guy.
265
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,281
Hey, Mama!
266
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,184
So, you're ready
for the new school year?
267
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,553
Yep. Still getting used
to Earth life, though.
268
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,121
[slurps ]
269
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,158
Hmm. I see you're still
wearing your cape.
270
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,326
Of course.
I'm a knight!
271
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,629
Did I ever tell you
about my friend
272
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,397
who spent a summer
in France?
273
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,901
In France,
everything was better--
274
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,370
the arthouse films,
the fashion, the croissants.
275
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,405
She said it just like that--
"croissant."
276
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,707
Who does that?
277
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,575
Wow, your friend
sounds annoying.
278
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,311
It was me, Marco.
"Croissant."
279
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,414
Oh! [chuckles]
But... come on!
280
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,917
I'm not annoying.
I just wear a cape.
281
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,353
Look, I'm sure everybody
on Moony wore a cape.
282
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,356
Mewni.
It's pronounced "Mew-ni."
283
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,358
Marco,
I'm just trying to help.
284
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,361
And I'm just trying to help
you properly say "Mewni."
285
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:14,399
Croissant! Croissant!
It's pronounced "croissant!"
286
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,668
Hey, no!
No, no, no!
287
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,369
I'm not the croissant girl!
288
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,671
I earned this cape,
289
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,907
and by golly,
I'm gonna wear it!
290
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,076
Good for you, Marco.
The cape looks cool.
291
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,711
Thanks, Dad.
292
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:30,081
You are chained to the wall
of Azgorth's dungeon
293
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,850
surrounded by his feral imps,
294
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,686
and only one holds the key
to your freedom.
295
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,688
-What's in our surroundings?
-Nothing.
296
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,289
I try and break the chains.
297
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,258
The imps eat your hands.
298
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,626
Aah!
299
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,094
I cast a healing spell!
300
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,097
-The imps eat your hands.
-Marco!
301
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,032
Oh, um...
use the butter.
302
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,567
What? There's no butter!
303
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,969
Didn't you hear
what she just said?
304
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,437
There's nothing
in our surroundings!
305
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,638
Put it on the chains,
306
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,273
slide your hands out,
hide in the vents!
307
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,077
This isn't Mewni, Marco!
It's not going to work.
308
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,912
It worked.
You're free.
309
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,081
Oh! Oh! Next we go
find Ludo,
310
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,317
say the Whispering Spell,
destroy Toffee!
311
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,620
No! This
isn't Mewni!
312
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,555
Yeah, you destroy Toffee,
save Mewni.
313
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,491
Congratulations!
314
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,160
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
315
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,295
It's okay, Ferguson!
It's just a game!
316
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,898
No. On Mewni,
this actually happened!
317
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,900
They made me a knight!
318
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,268
[door slams]
319
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,137
Where-- Where did Ferguson
and Alfonso go?
320
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,138
They left.
321
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,273
What? Why?
322
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,440
Oh, they just get annoyed
323
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,942
when you talk
about Mewni all the time.
324
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,410
It's no big deal.
325
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,679
What?
326
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,314
All right, sensei,
327
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,416
just be straight with me, man.
328
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,351
Am I annoying when I talk
about Mewni?
329
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,953
Of course not, Marco.
330
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,322
You had a life-changing
experience on Mewni,
331
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,757
and it changed you.
332
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,625
Yeah, that's right.
333
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,694
And it changed me too.
334
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,529
[chortling]
Look at it!
335
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,431
Look at it, yeah!
336
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,467
Ohh, ohh, it's a--
it's a cape.
337
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,136
We're cape bros now, dude.
338
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,138
Oh, that's--
that's great.
339
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,340
Marco,
you're making a face.
340
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,943
What face? This face?
It's just my face.
341
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,512
Hey, hey, hey. No secrets.
342
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,013
We're cape bros now.
343
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,349
Oh, well, it's no big deal,
344
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,219
but I-I earned my cape.
345
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,488
Earned? Is that...
a word you made up?
346
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,490
I just went through a lot
to get my cape.
347
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,193
I mean, I helped
save Mewni, you know?
348
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,829
Oh, yeah. [chuckles]
349
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,165
I keep forgetting,
you have to earn things.
350
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,833
[laughter]
351
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,804
[sobbing]
352
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,173
[sniffling]
You're right, Marco.
353
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,809
I guess I didn't earn this.
354
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,377
No, sensei.
355
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,247
I mean, did I really
earn my red belt?
356
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,382
[grunts]
Or my green belt?
357
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,417
I guess I didn't earn
any belts.
358
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,019
[chortles] You know,
359
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,721
I expected this
from my mother
360
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,222
and my probation officer,
361
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,258
but I didn't expect this
from you.
362
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,895
[Marco] You know,
first Ferguson
363
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,832
and Alfonso were weird,
and then sensei was weird.
364
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,401
[sighs]
I-I hate to say this,
365
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,504
but it's like
my best friends
366
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,573
are jealous of all
that I've accomplished.
367
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,109
[sighs]
Look, I get it.
368
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,344
Earth and Mewni
are totally different.
369
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,446
It must be hard to readjust.
370
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,615
No, Jackie,
you don't get it.
371
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,518
This isn't about me,
this is about them
372
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,421
not being able to accept
what this means.
373
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,958
How long has it been
since you took off your cape?
374
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,260
Pshh.
That's not relevant.
375
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,895
But it kind of feels like
you went to Mewni
376
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,765
and you never really
came back.
377
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,433
I'm not trying
to make you feel bad,
378
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,269
but you haven't even asked
about my summer.
379
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,772
You've just been talking
about yours.
380
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,442
Oh, no.
I'm the Croissant Girl.
381
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,611
-What?
-Oh, Jackie, I'm so sorry.
382
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,913
Wha-what are you
talking about?
383
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,416
-Jackie, I'm going
to make this up to you.
-Make what up?
384
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,652
You're never going to hear me
say "croissant" again.
385
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,828
[laughing]
386
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,264
-What?
-You look so... fancy.
387
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,699
Okay, okay.
388
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,635
[clears throat]
389
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,303
Jackie Lynn Thomas,
390
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,139
I'm here to take you
on the ultimate date.
391
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,742
Wait, seriously?
392
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,845
I'm done with Mewni, see?
No cape.
393
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,747
I'm back,
and I'm here for you.
394
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,282
Me, huh?
395
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,952
Well, can you guess
what I want to do right now?
396
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,488
Oh, Jackie, you know
I'm not good at this game.
397
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,124
Read my mind, Marco.
398
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,125
Uh...
399
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,127
Okay.
400
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:40,331
You want to go to
Seashell...ville...?
401
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,033
Shell Town? Shellville?
402
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,269
Necklace Land.
Necklace Land?
Necklace Land!
403
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,337
Shells?
404
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,339
Seashell?
405
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,507
Seashell Land?
406
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,643
Shelly.
Mike and Shelly.
407
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,345
You want to go to
Mike and Shelly's house.
408
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,714
No, dude, we're here.
409
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,349
Ohh, the pier!
410
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,519
Okay, see, I-I never
would have gotten that
from a seashell.
411
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,554
So, what exactly are you
supposed to do
412
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,189
on the ultimate date?
413
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,991
Ohh!
How about...
414
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,794
I win you
this cute dog thing.
415
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,897
Ha! Yeah, these guys
kind of look like you.
416
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,033
One dozen balls, please.
417
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,637
What?
418
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,409
[grunts]
This thing is rigged.
419
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,077
Let me try.
420
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,814
[bell ringing]
421
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,849
-Sweet!
-How did you do that?
422
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,651
Grand prize
for the lady.
423
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,986
This is the best day
of my life.
424
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:36,187
Marco.
425
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,822
[bird squawks]
426
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,992
Can you believe
this is almost our
three month-a-versary?
427
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,094
Yeah, we're like
an old married couple.
428
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,596
But we were doing long distance
for, like, half the time.
429
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,199
Don't think I wasn't jealous
of that cute lady mime.
430
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,201
Hey! Oh, n-- Aww.
431
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,569
Here,
have some of mine.
432
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,838
Aw, thanks.
433
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,706
That's amazing of you,
434
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,209
but I could actually go
for some real people food.
435
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,777
How much cash
do you have on you?
436
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,646
I don't know--
$650?
437
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:06,084
[both laughing]
Whew, okay.
438
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,619
Is there
anything on the menu
we haven't ordered yet?
439
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,054
There's that guy.
440
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,457
[gurgling]
441
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:16,794
No, I can't eat him--
he looks so sad.
442
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,529
[comical accent]
Hey! What do you a-think
443
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,832
you are doing-ah?
444
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,267
Run!
445
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,635
[both laughing]
446
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,271
Hey! Give it back here-ah!
447
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,539
Ohh!
448
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,108
[both panting]
449
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,479
Wow, he didn't even
say goodbye.
450
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,881
Not even a little
claw wave or something.
451
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,483
Dude, it's a lobster.
452
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,717
Oh.
453
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,158
-What are you thinking about?
-Lobsters.
454
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,393
We saved one, but we
could have saved them all.
455
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,795
Do you want
to go back for them?
456
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,830
I kind of do, though.
457
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,499
Freedom to lobsters!
458
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,634
Death
to fancy restaurants!
459
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,903
Oh ho ho! Yeah!
Whoo!
460
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,638
[laughing]
461
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,274
I finally feel like
I'm back on Earth.
462
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,109
Is that a good thing?
463
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,944
It's a great thing.
464
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,180
[soft grunt]
465
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,648
There's no place
I'd rather be.
466
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,786
Take off your shirt.
467
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,321
-Huh?
-What? Just do it.
468
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,123
[nervous chuckle]
But now? Why?
469
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,424
It's just a--
470
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,527
Huh.
471
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,928
What?
472
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,763
How did that
get in there?
473
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,434
Let's talk.
474
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,141
Okay, I know
this looks bad,
but I'm fine.
475
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,876
I can take it off
anytime I want.
476
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,712
[sighs]
477
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,781
Look, today was awesome,
478
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,150
and it's really sweet
that you're trying,
479
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,319
but if you're forcing
yourself to stay in Echo Creek
480
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,887
just so I'll be happy,
481
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,889
then we'll both end up
miserable.
482
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,058
You do see that, right?
483
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:58,062
So, I figure
now's a good time
to give you an out.
484
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,864
I want to make this work.
485
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,234
You're my best friend,
Jackie.
486
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,469
Mmm.
487
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,305
Oh, Marco.
488
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,506
[kiss]
489
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,742
We both know
that's not true.
490
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,980
Stay amazing, okay?
491
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:28,059
Well, I now release you
from the bonds of academia.
492
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,896
Be free. Uh... uh...
something like that.
493
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,899
We've never sent a kid
to another dimension before.
494
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,268
Sure you have.
It's just like what started
495
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,036
when she did her
exchange program--
496
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,739
just, you know,
in the opposite direction.
497
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,442
Well, I hope
I'm not sending you
off to your death.
498
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,344
Marco, hold on!
You can't leave yet!
499
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,747
We want to say sorry for
how we acted the other day.
500
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,583
No, guys, I'm the one
who needs to say sorry.
501
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,353
I-I really haven't
been around much, and...
502
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,922
Dude, it's okay.
503
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,957
Look, we-we
brought you something.
504
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,359
It's our lucky die.
505
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,928
It'll grant you
good fortune
on your travels.
506
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,896
Aw.
Thanks, you guys.
507
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,399
For the record,
I'm still mad at you.
508
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,668
I know.
But I got you something.
509
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,306
[weeping] I'm gonna
miss you so much!
510
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,408
[chuckles] I'm gonna
miss you too, man.
511
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,911
I also got
something for you.
512
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,314
Wha-- what?!?!
How long have you had this?
513
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,417
Don't ask questions
you don't want the answer to.
514
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,986
[sighs]
What a creep.
515
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:32,890
Well, I guess this is
goodbye, guys.
516
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,893
I don't understand.
We're just letting
Marco leave school?
517
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,328
Is this even legal?
518
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,331
Shh. Marco needs to have
his own French summer.
519
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,733
What? What is happening?
520
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,605
-Bye-bye, Marc!
-Bye, Marco!
521
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,973
-Bye!
-Bye-bye!
522
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,181
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
523
00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:00,318
♪ Through
the break of dawn ♪
524
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,987
♪ Don't worry when
it's night 'cause ♪
525
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,990
♪ She will keep
the lights on ♪
526
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:11,629
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
527
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,864
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir!
528
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,833
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
529
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,368
♪ Star Butterfly!
530
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:22,940
♪ She is a shining star
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