Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,835
♪
2
00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:10,876
♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
3
00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,611
♪ Gonna get a little wild
4
00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,179
♪ I ain't from 'round here
5
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,048
♪ I'm from another dimension
6
00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,383
♪ Gonna get a little weird
7
00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,284
♪ Gonna have a good time
8
00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,652
♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
9
00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,788
♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo
10
00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,859
♪ Yeh-heah
11
00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,029
♪ I'm talking rainbows
12
00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,864
♪ I'm talking puppies
13
00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,966
♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
14
00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,667
♪ Ooh
15
00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,302
♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
16
00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,138
♪ Gonna get a little wild
17
00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,706
♪ I ain't from 'round here
18
00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,243
♪ I'm from another dimension
19
00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,551
( beeping )
20
00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,991
( snoring )
21
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,095
Huh?
22
00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,497
What is going on?
23
00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,735
Star, wake up.
24
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,036
Marco, we're late for school.
25
00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,805
- I'm not Marco.
- Where am I?
26
00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,946
Oh. Oh, no.
The High Commission.
27
00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,849
Leave it.
There's no time.
28
00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:29,955
There's no way out.
What are you doing?
29
00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,657
Escape route blast!
30
00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,607
Magic is not supposed
to do that.
31
00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,275
I'm not sure
what that was.
32
00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,579
But my magic's gone.
33
00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,314
- Rats.
- It will be okay.
34
00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,783
No, rats.
We gotta hide.
35
00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,658
- Narwhal--
- Star, no.
36
00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,229
Mom, you can't take
my wand.
37
00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,830
It was mine first.
38
00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,299
No more magic until
we find a way to stop this.
39
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,168
I've got an idea.
40
00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,972
Let's go destroy
Toffee.
41
00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,007
Come on, Mom,
let's just go.
42
00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,009
- Let's go kill him.
- Star, no.
43
00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,111
Well, then,
what's the plan, Mom?
44
00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,846
'Cause I ain't
seein' one.
45
00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,681
Oh, Star.
46
00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,650
I don't have
a plan.
47
00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,118
I'm just trying
to keep you safe, okay?
48
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,921
Okay.
49
00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,689
Well, can't stay out here.
50
00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:40,659
It's creepy.
51
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,427
We need
another hiding place.
52
00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,862
Ribbit.
53
00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,667
Ribbit.
54
00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,770
( gasps )
Ribbit.
55
00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,873
I think I have an idea
where we can go.
56
00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,642
But you have to trust me.
57
00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,014
Buffrog!
58
00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,716
Star Butterfly!
59
00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,186
Oh, my little sweet potato.
It's been too long.
60
00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,620
QUEEN MOON: Ahem.
61
00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,723
Oh, Queen Moon.
62
00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,725
Greetings.
63
00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,727
Mom, this is
Yvgeny Bulgoyaboff.
64
00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,497
Please, call me
Buffrog.
65
00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,732
- He used to work for
Ludo, but he's cool now.
- What?!
66
00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,335
Hey, Buffrog, can we
crash with you
for a night?
67
00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:26,305
Of course. I owe you
for all that tadpole-sitting.
68
00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,307
Star, can I
speak with you?
69
00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,510
We cannot
stay with him.
He's a monster.
70
00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:35,480
Mom, get with the times.
Not all monsters are bad.
71
00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,115
- ( twig snaps )
- What was that?
72
00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:43,922
Well, it seems we have
no other choice.
73
00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,925
Uh, welcome to my...
74
00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,927
home.
75
00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,762
Boop.
76
00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,365
You're in luck.
77
00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,167
It's rainy season.
78
00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:58,503
Ah, so good
for the skin.
79
00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,372
Oh, uh, no shoes in house.
80
00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,908
I am, how you say,
germophobe.
81
00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:08,947
I feel so free.
82
00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,216
Buffrog, wonderful home.
83
00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,018
Oh, thank you.
84
00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,586
Is a bit of a mess
right now.
85
00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,421
Please take a seat.
86
00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,357
Oh! Are those...
87
00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,125
slugs?
88
00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,961
Slugs keep
furniture clean.
89
00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,963
I thought everyone
knew that.
90
00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,131
I'll stand.
91
00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:29,368
Yo, Buffrog,
where them babies at?
92
00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,371
Oh, I just put them
down for nap.
93
00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,872
Babies!
94
00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:38,644
( laughing ) Oh, I missed
you little baby faces so much.
95
00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,580
Oh, my gosh,
you have little baby arms!
96
00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:44,583
Yes, all except
little Katrina.
97
00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,618
She is
late bloomer.
98
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,954
Oh, you little special
snowflake.
99
00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,957
Babies, say hello to
Queen Butterfly.
100
00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,659
That really isn't--
101
00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,260
( all ribbiting )
102
00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:58,230
Star, I have been
so worried about you.
103
00:04:58,232 --> 00:04:59,631
Why? I'm good.
104
00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,633
Well, when Ludo
took your castle,
105
00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,402
I thought, you know...
106
00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,237
( makes slicing sound )
107
00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,839
Whoa, wait.
Toffee has our castle?
108
00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,108
Toffee is dead.
Ludo in castle.
109
00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,010
Ugh! Toffee not dead.
110
00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,912
Toffee inside Ludo.
111
00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,515
Oh, I see.
So creepy.
112
00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,917
Papa! Dad's still
in the castle!
113
00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,018
We have to go save him.
114
00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,853
No.
115
00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,255
( gasps )
116
00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:25,824
He is your husband!
117
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,759
Star, I've made
my decision.
118
00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,127
We stay here.
119
00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,296
Excuse me.
Where is your wash room?
120
00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,198
Uh, wash room?
121
00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,300
Yes. I'd like to
freshen up a bit.
122
00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:36,668
She needs to
make boom-boom.
123
00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,004
Oh! The wash room
124
00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,573
- is out back.
- Thank you.
125
00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,444
I'm sorry.
My mom's got...
126
00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,878
monster issues.
127
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,882
Yes, I'm getting
certain vibe from her.
128
00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,818
Yeah, we all are.
129
00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,053
But Buffrog, I came here
for a favor.
130
00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,489
Of course.
Anything for you.
131
00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,057
I need you to
hang out with my mom.
132
00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,992
I need you to
keep her busy
while I go find Toffee.
133
00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,695
Star, Toffee
is very dangerous.
134
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,731
Do you have plan?
135
00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,066
- I have plan.
- You have plan?
136
00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,035
I have plan.
137
00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,671
Okay. When Moon returns,
138
00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,539
I will distract her.
139
00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,141
Distract me
from what?
140
00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,043
Uh, from this.
141
00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,879
I didn't want you
142
00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,080
to see it.
143
00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,482
Bad choices in past.
144
00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,350
Oh. Thank you.
145
00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,754
So what do you monsters
do for entertainment?
146
00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,256
Uh, we could smash bugs.
147
00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,991
We could play board game.
148
00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,093
Great idea, Buffrog.
149
00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,429
And I will hang out
with the babies
150
00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,731
in their room.
151
00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,369
Your daughter
is very strange.
152
00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,905
Thank you.
153
00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,940
We have many option
of board game.
154
00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,977
( reading titles )
155
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,349
Monster Conquerors,
Castle Crushers,
156
00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:00,585
Kill the Queen,
Mewman Versus Monster,
157
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,055
or my favorite,
Puddle Defender.
158
00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,191
Mmm, interesting.
159
00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,193
I like babushka monster.
160
00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,129
I don't know why,
but I'm drawn to this one.
161
00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,366
Okay, the rules of
Puddle Defender are,
162
00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,934
uh...
163
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,235
Um...
164
00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,805
the rules are...
165
00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,039
Yes?
166
00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,375
Uh, rules are simple.
167
00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,977
The evil bloodthirsty Mewman,
that's you,
168
00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:29,614
must try and sneak past watchful
Monster parent, that's me.
169
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,151
Break into daycare,
explode helpless monster babies,
170
00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,253
and turn them into
stew for eating.
171
00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,088
( gasps )
That is horrible!
172
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,391
( snapping sound )
173
00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,092
Hey, here is dice!
174
00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,994
You roll first.
175
00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,063
QUEEN MOON: Seven.
One, two, three, four,
176
00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,165
five, six, seven.
177
00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,934
"You are filthy Mewman.
178
00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,303
Use teeth-sharpening spell
179
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,139
for better eating of
monster babies." Really?
180
00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,440
Is this fun?
181
00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,342
Who will get to
daycare first?
182
00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,778
Suspense is killing me.
183
00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,746
"Congratulations."
Oh.
184
00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,316
"You set a Mewman camp
on fire.
185
00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,318
Collect four corn pieces
from bank."
186
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,552
Come on.
187
00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,523
Oh, you land in
mud puddle.
188
00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,458
You get nothing.
Tough break.
189
00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,760
This game seems
a tad biased.
190
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,195
Really? I never noticed.
191
00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,498
Yay! I get more corn.
192
00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,433
( coughing )
193
00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:26,204
Did you hear something?
194
00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,439
I hear nothing.
195
00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:30,509
You know, it's monsters
that eat Mewman babies.
196
00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,143
Oh, really?
197
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,946
Can you name a time
198
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,148
when monsters have
ever done such a thing?
199
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,151
Well, no, but
when I was a child,
200
00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,320
we played a game called
Castle Defender
201
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,057
about Mewmans protecting our
babies from ravenous monsters.
202
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,159
That idea had
to come from somewhere.
203
00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:52,030
Because it was in
a children's board game?
204
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,065
I just think that monsters
would have less of a reputation
205
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,701
if they didn't act
so bloodthirsty all the time.
206
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,470
Monsters only act that way
207
00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:00,705
to protect
their babies from Mewmans.
208
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,507
You may not understand,
209
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,709
but monsters will do
anything for our children.
210
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,379
Don't talk to me about
what I'm willing to do.
211
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,214
Why do you think
I'm here in this swamp?
212
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,216
To protect Star from Toffee!
213
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,919
Don't you think I'm worried to
death about my husband?
214
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,821
But I have to keep my child
safe at all costs!
215
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,057
Something you probably
wouldn't understand,
216
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,326
because you're a monster.
217
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,729
You insult me,
Queen Moon.
218
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,767
My buffbabies,
they are my life.
219
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:33,004
And that is why,
Star Butterfly...
220
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,774
I will not
help you escape.
221
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,175
- Star!
- Buffrog!
222
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,244
Star will be safe here.
223
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,218
Keeps babies in,
and dangers out.
224
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,887
I should have
realized.
225
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,923
But of course.
You're a parent, too.
226
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,092
I can't believe
you're taking her side.
227
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,428
BOTH: Go to your room!
228
00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,098
- ( door slams )
- Kids.
229
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,367
Scared ol' mama.
230
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,868
Two-timing Buffrog.
231
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,437
What's their plan, huh?
232
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,305
Just avoid your problems
to death.
233
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,074
Great plan.
It's a terrible plan.
234
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,276
I've got plans.
I've got big plans.
235
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,211
But no, they stuck me
in here.
236
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,281
We can help you.
237
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,782
Not now. I'm thinking.
Who said that?
238
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,150
It was me, Katrina.
239
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,386
You guys can talk?!
240
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,121
Just me so far.
241
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,456
I haven't told my dad yet.
242
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,625
There's something else
I haven't told him.
243
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,397
Holy moley!
244
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,132
Sometimes we gotta
sneak out to the club
245
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,668
- and go dancing.
- I feel ya, girl.
246
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,403
All clear.
247
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,673
Wow. We made it.
248
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,276
- So what's the big plan?
- What plan?
249
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,345
The plan for
beating Toffee?
250
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,148
Oh, right.
251
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,182
I don't have one.
252
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,984
What?
253
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,586
Yeah, planning's
not really my thing.
254
00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,321
I kinda just go for it.
255
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,324
That is a terrible plan.
256
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,292
Oh, my precious
little ribbit babies.
257
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,360
Don't you worry.
258
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,862
I'm very worried.
259
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,698
I'll see you
after I destroy Toffee.
260
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,704
She's gonna die.
261
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,442
Get it out,
all of it!
262
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,344
This is my castle.
I don't want to see
263
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,447
a single Butterfly face.
Move it!
264
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,354
Wait, wait, wait.
What am I looking at here?
265
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:34,259
No Butterflies.
Get that out of here.
266
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,230
Is that the last
of it?
267
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,367
And with that, everything
in my kingdom is in order.
268
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,204
Corncobs here.
Get your corncobs.
269
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,206
No, no, not again!
270
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,744
These rats have eaten me
out of house and home.
271
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,746
Right, they will do that.
272
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,381
Okay, a few kinks
to work out,
273
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,316
but overall, the citizens
of Mewni love me.
274
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,051
Hey, merch vendor,
275
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,920
how are the King Ludo
T-shirts selling?
276
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,923
Very, very,
very not good.
277
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,391
Not good at all,
Your Majesty.
278
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,026
What about the masks?
279
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,395
Those especially.
Here, I'll show you.
280
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,363
Greetings,
young man.
281
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,266
Might I interest you
in a King Ludo mask?
282
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,769
- ( shrieking )
- Run, baby, run!
283
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,437
Maybe it's the beard.
284
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,906
No, my lord, they just
don't like you.
285
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,708
Oh, honey, look at
all that great stuff.
286
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,610
Wow, we should load up.
287
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,012
Finally,
someone with taste.
288
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,115
Let me just...
289
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,416
This will look great
in our foyer.
290
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,251
How much for
this handsome fella?
291
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,853
Oh, well...
292
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,454
It's not for sale.
Come on.
293
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,690
You know what? That's it.
Levitato!
294
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,428
There. All that terrible
Butterfly stuff is gone.
295
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,297
Now, how about a nice
King Ludo coffee mug,
296
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,700
- or a bobblehead?
- We don't want your stuff.
297
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:52,303
Yeah, we don't
like you; nobody
likes you, dude.
298
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,471
See what I'm
dealing with here?
299
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,806
I am your king.
300
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,608
I command you to like me.
301
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,076
No.
302
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,377
( frustrated yell )
303
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,114
( straining )
304
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,482
Checkmate.
305
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,485
I'm bad at everything.
306
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,454
First rule
of chess, Marco:
307
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,723
you must always
protect your king.
308
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,858
( keys jingling )
309
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,296
- What do you want?
- You're coming with me.
310
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,166
No way. I'm not
going anywhere with you.
311
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,300
That's too bad.
312
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,068
It's urgent royal business.
313
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,405
I need you to command
the people to like me.
314
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,642
( laughs )
Why would I do that?
I don't even like you.
315
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,477
Shuffling about
and talking to
that wand hand of yours.
316
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,746
It's weird.
317
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:38,149
Fine. If you won't help me,
then you can just
rot in this cell.
318
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,318
Say good-bye
to your freedom.
319
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,457
Come on,
you stupid chain.
320
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,859
Ha ha!
321
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561
Ho ho. Ludo.
322
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,064
Butter.
323
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,335
Change of plan.
324
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,038
I'm giving you 24 hours
to figure out a way
325
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,940
to make the people
of Mewni like me,
326
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,708
or I'll...
327
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,945
I'll levitato you
into the sky forever.
328
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,347
Oh, I'm so scared.
329
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,015
Twenty-four hours.
330
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,452
Dude, Ludo's gone
completely nuts.
331
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,954
You're telling me.
332
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,356
He left behind
a perfectly good
stick of butter.
333
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,292
Oh, I can...
almost taste it.
334
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,528
River, now is no time for...
335
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,563
butter.
336
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,867
Yes, you're
young and limber.
337
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,568
Reach out for it, boy.
338
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,004
Excellent!
Ha ha!
339
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,806
Ha ha!
340
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,408
Careful. Save some
for the gruel, boy.
341
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,378
Nice work, Marco.
342
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,747
Here. Butter yourself up,
and I'll see if I can
343
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,349
figure a way out of here.
344
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,650
Try the AC vent.
345
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,586
The dungeon has
air conditioning?
346
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,555
It's a dungeon,
not a torture chamber.
347
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,658
Nice. How are those
shackles coming?
348
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,994
I don't think
this is going to work.
349
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,930
River, did you
eat the butter, River?
350
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,232
I used to be king.
351
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,568
Okay, okay, I'll go
steal that key from Ludo,
352
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,036
and then we'll both
get out of here.
353
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,672
You should just go.
This isn't your fight.
354
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,976
Marco, listen to your king.
355
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,750
Whoa. The royal bedroom.
356
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,655
Ludo.
357
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,032
- Sh.
- Ruberiot?
358
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,467
Quiet, dude.
You're gonna
get us caught.
359
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,771
Whoo, how'd I ever live
without a solid gold toilet?
360
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,973
What the heck
is going on here?
361
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,075
Since Ludo took over,
we've been hiding in
the vents.
362
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,478
When he's not around,
we eat his royal leftovers.
363
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480
And bathe in
his royal bubble bath.
364
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,619
And sleep in
his royal bed.
365
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,721
She was miming that
we sleep in his royal bed.
366
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,823
LUDO: Those villagers
are so ungrateful.
367
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,792
And end scene.
368
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,298
I don't get it.
369
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,767
How are these things
not flying off the shelf?
370
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,137
It can't be for my lack of
devilishly good looks.
371
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,574
I've got that whole
levitatoing King River to do.
372
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,379
Being a king is
simply exhausting.
373
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,118
Now's our chance.
374
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,153
If we can get
that key from Ludo,
we can free the king and--
375
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,089
Whoa. I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.
376
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,924
You see, as artists,
377
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,859
our job is to comment
on the world around us,
378
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,695
not "doing stuff."
379
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,164
A heavy burden, yes,
but that's what it means
380
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,166
to be an artiste.
381
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,935
Oh, please.
You, an artist?
382
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,604
- You're nothing but
a jingle scribbler.
- And you're a buffoon.
383
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,706
The buffoon is merely
the facade
384
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,475
for my pointed
social commentary.
385
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,777
That's what makes me
a true artist.
386
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,612
Not as much of an artist
as the mime.
387
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,415
Obviously. We all know
the mime is an artistic genius.
388
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,885
- BOTH: Genius.
- Guys, look.
389
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,054
I'm not a soldier either,
but there's a time
390
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,490
when you have to get
off the sidelines
and get involved.
391
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,692
If the four of us
work together,
392
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,627
we can save
the true king of Mewni.
393
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,195
Now who's with me?
394
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,365
Now, see, I wouldn't
use that hand gesture.
395
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,634
It's just been
done to death.
396
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,236
And you never want to
end a sentence with a pronoun.
397
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,605
You all
make me sick.
398
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,817
No. I don't want
to shave the corn.
399
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,266
What? Who's here?
400
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,234
Who's in
my royal bedroom?
401
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,235
A guy in a mask.
402
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,005
We're here to...
403
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,207
entertain you,
my lord.
404
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,009
What?
405
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,415
In the middle
of the night?
406
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,683
Oh, yeah, because, uh...
407
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,020
And we wrote
this song about... you.
408
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,622
You wrote a song
about me?
409
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:18,129
♪ Ohhh, he...
410
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,866
♪ Came on bird and spider
411
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:26,537
♪ Uh, shone his grace
upon us all ♪
412
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,906
I did do that,
didn't I?
413
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,242
♪ And brought
the rats here ♪
414
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,244
♪ To protect us
415
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:38,015
♪ And now
we'll never fall ♪
416
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,720
Get the key.
417
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,058
♪ And we say
418
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,661
♪ Great King Ludo
is great ♪
419
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:55,133
♪ He's so great, great, great,
great, great, great, great ♪
420
00:18:55,135 --> 00:19:00,438
♪ And Mewni
has never been better ♪
421
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,742
♪ Been better, been better,
been better ♪
422
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,679
♪ Oh, great King Ludo
is great ♪
423
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,750
♪ He's so great, great, great,
great, great, great, great ♪
424
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,521
You guys are really good.
What do you call your band?
425
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,123
Three Artists
And A Buffoon.
426
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,125
Okay, that's it.
427
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,528
- What?
- I'm the buffoon?
You're the buffoon.
428
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,697
You make fart jokes.
I make art.
429
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,799
You call that
noise art?
430
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,301
Your rhymes are whack!
431
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,537
Yeah, well, yours
are hack.
432
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,539
Oh, good one.
433
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,241
- Hey, hey.
- Hey!
434
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,779
Stop.
You're all hacks,
435
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,683
except for the mime.
She's a genius.
436
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,884
Get them!
437
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,727
I can't believe this.
438
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,362
I almost had the key.
439
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,498
Can't you two get along
for just one minute?
440
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,799
We like not
getting along.
441
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,202
Yeah. We're good at it.
442
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,704
Wow! You guys
really had me fooled.
443
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,941
No, we really do
hate each other.
444
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,711
Ah!
445
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,479
Marco!
446
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,348
Hey, king, we're
busting you outta here.
447
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,083
What are you doing?
448
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,718
I won't abandon
my people.
449
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,687
What?!
450
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,389
Sometimes, you've got
to let the king go.
451
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,329
Time's up.
452
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,930
So, um... ready to...
453
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,633
Where's my key?
454
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,037
I must've dropped my key
right in front of you,
455
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,273
and you didn't
even notice. What?!
456
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,576
You could have been running free
by now, prancing in the fields.
457
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,079
Must make you
feel pretty silly.
458
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,147
Ha ha. Spider!
459
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,918
So are you going to force
everyone to like me,
460
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,720
or is it levitato time?
461
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,889
You may have the crown,
but you will never be king.
462
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,859
We'll see how you feel
once you've been levitatoed.
463
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,997
No, River!
464
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,833
Come on!
465
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,271
Welcome to the reign
of King Ludo.
466
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,440
This is what happens
to anyone
467
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:20,311
who doesn't show respect
and adoration for their king.
468
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,779
You have any last words?
469
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,115
People of Mewni,
I am not afraid.
470
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,050
Blah blah blah.
Levitato.
471
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,053
( people gasping )
472
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,055
What are we
gonna do now?
473
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,191
Now?
We fight.
474
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,963
Uh, you know that's
not mud, right?
475
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,067
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
476
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,803
♪ Through
the break of dawn ♪
477
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,572
♪ Don't worry when
it's night 'cause ♪
478
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,108
♪ She will keep
the lights on ♪
479
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:56,781
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
480
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,517
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir!
481
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,019
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
482
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,088
♪ Star Butterfly!
483
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,892
♪ She is a shining star
33049
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof