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Okay, let's all toast Izumi-chan for her win.
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Cheers!
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Thanks so much, you guys.
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This is delicious.
Tastes just like haute cuisine.
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I helped him cook it.
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Bet all you did was nibble the food.
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Th-This is amazing, Kotesashi-kun.
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Wow, so you can cook, too, Koyo-chin?
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My aunt runs a restaurant,
and I help her out sometimes.
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Where does it end? You're already
a wannabe massage therapist, and now this?
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But I must admit, this is pretty good.
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You rock, Koyo.
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You're supposed to stay seated during meals!
Jeez, didn't anyone teach you manners, Aoba?
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Didn't anyone teach you
not to eat like a pig?
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Still, I gotta say, I'm glad
you finally got your win.
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I heard you were in a slump or something.
How'd you get out of it?
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Well...
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It's thanks to Kotesashi-kun.
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His massage finally helped me clear my mind
so that I could swim better.
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My body felt so limber,
I almost didn't recognize myself.
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Kotesashi-kun, I know this
is belated, but thank you.
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It's all because of you that I won.
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I can't take credit.
It's only because you're so talented.
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That's our Koyo-kun.
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But what exactly did you do for her?
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Well, I...
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You can't tell them.
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Huh? Why not?
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That's not fair. We should know, too.
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No. It must stay a secret.
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Now, now, there's no harm in it.
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Izumi-chan's allowed a secret or two.
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In any case, it'd be a shame
if we let this good food go cold.
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Yeah.
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HANDS OFF: SAWARANAIDE KOTESASHI-KUN
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Aoba-san, have you already eaten your fill?
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You've hardly touched your food.
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You need to eat properly to stay in shape.
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If that's the case...
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I'll eat a little more
if you feed me personally, Koyo.
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Huh? But why?
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Because we agreed you'd do
whatever I tell you.
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Come on.
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Well, if it gets her to eat...
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Okay, you win.
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Yummy!
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Thanks, Koyo.
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Why's she being so clingy?
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Aoba-san, please let go.
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Aw.
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That's enough, Aoba.
You're making him uncomfortable.
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Well, this much PDA
should have his heart racing.
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Oh, fine.
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Still, I'm glad you're finally settling
into our dorm, Koyo-kun.
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Uh, I guess I am.
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Does this count as "settling in"?
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Chiyo-san, are you tired?
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Nah, my eyes just feel heavy.
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You were up all night
gaming again, weren't you?
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I have a rival I really need to beat.
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Now you're acting like
a shonen manga protagonist.
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I heard you skipped practice yesterday.
I hope that wasn't due to your gaming.
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Of course not.
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Oh, jeez.
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Anyway, you can relax.
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I promise I'll go to practice tomorrow.
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Bah! I lost again!
This kid's way too overpowered.
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Midnight already?
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One last round.
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Who's that?
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You can come in.
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Koyo-chin?
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Sorry. I know it's really late.
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Here for your next one-night stand?
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A-Absolutely not!
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Then, what's up?
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Gonna tell me to hit the hay already?
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Well, I do want you to turn in early.
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But you won't listen to me.
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So I'm here to help you
win your online game.
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Our chairman told me to create an environment
where all of you can focus on sports.
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So I'll get in trouble
if you don't show up for practice.
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If you're up late gaming because
you want to beat a tough opponent,
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then I'll just have to help you win.
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For that, we need you in top condition
to win your game so you can sleep earlier.
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Huh? And how're we supposed to do that?
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From what I can see, you've been
gaming so much, your eyes are tired.
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I believe this fatigue comes
from your neck and shoulders.
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I see. So you're here to massage me
and make me all better.
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A massage does sound sweet.
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And I have been feeling pretty stiff lately.
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You can go ahead and start with my neck.
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We do need to loosen up your neck,
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but there's a more effective
massage we can do.
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We'll massage...
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your armpits!
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Massaging your armpits and the side
of your torso will loosen up your neck.
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What? My armpits?!
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Will you allow me to massage
your armpits, Chiyo-san?
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What the... Is this dude nuts?
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Wh-Why work on my armpits?
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Actually, if it feels good, who cares?
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Sure, go ahead.
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But don't make it all ticklish, Koyo-chin.
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It'll be fine. This massage
won't tickle at all.
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Huh? Uh, what's the catch?
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You'll just have to wait
and see for yourself.
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Okay, let's go to your bed.
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Wait, it's a mess!
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When was the last time
you cleaned this room?!
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I can't massage you like this.
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Well, since you're here,
maybe you can clean up for me?
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You want me to go to practice, don't you?
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Ugh, fine. I'll do it.
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Thanks, Mom.
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And I'm not your mom.
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Put bottles in the trash
when you finish them.
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Sure thing.
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Honestly.
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Wait, these bottles...
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So I was wondering...
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Who do you like better, Koyo-chin?
Izumi or Aoba?
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Excuse me? Why bring them up?
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It's obvious they both have a thing for you.
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If that's really true...
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Our girls are at a critical stage
of their careers.
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Romantic dalliances
are out of the question.
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They might not be totally
crushing on you right now,
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but they're bound to fall
for you sooner or later.
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But if you're not interested,
you'd better stop leading them on.
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They're too into their sports
to know how to deal with a guy.
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Wait, I'd never do anything to lead them on!
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Still, I'm safe at least,
since I've dated a whole bunch of guys.
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And with that out of the way,
I'll have that massage now!
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All right. I'll start my treatment.
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Do I have your permission to use oil?
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Yup, yup. Do whatever you want.
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Then, I'll begin.
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I'll start with your neckline.
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This feels amazingly incredible.
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And it doesn't even tickle at all.
I'm in heaven.
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Her muscles are perfectly proportioned.
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But her shoulders are too stiff
for her to perform at her peak.
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I need to put an end to
Chiyo-san's gaming addiction!
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Next, please lie on your side.
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Okie-doke.
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I'll start by stretching your armpit.
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I'll also apply pressure
with the palm of my hand.
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I'm stretched out!
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By pressing down on your shoulder blade,
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we'll be able to stimulate muscles
you don't normally use.
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Now for your armpit.
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See, I told you! I'm too ticklish there!
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Don't worry. It'll stop
being ticklish soon enough.
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I must be callous now.
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Yowch!
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Ow! Ow! Koyo-chin!
You're pressing too hard there!
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I'm hardly pressing that spot.
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No, it still hurts!
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You're literally hurting me!
Why are you pressing so hard?!
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Chiyo-san, may I see your hand?
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Does this hurt?
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No, it doesn't.
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That's how much pressure
I'm applying to your armpit.
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Your armpit contains muscles
that contribute to stiff necks.
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By massaging your armpits,
we can relieve the tension.
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Also, the pain is coming
from your axillary lymph nodes.
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Lymph nodes?
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We need to massage them,
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or your blood and lymph circulation
will worsen and prolong your neck stiffness.
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However, we can't apply
too much pressure to them.
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It can be painful, but if you let me
handle it, we'll cure your stiff neck.
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But... But I can't stand pain.
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I'm pretty sure you also want
to kick your gaming habit.
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Huh?
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I can tell from looking at your body
that you take physical fitness seriously.
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You might look slim at first glance,
but you've built up muscle where needed.
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No one's able to maintain a physique
like that without constant training.
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Your room may have been filled with bottles.
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But none of them were soda bottles.
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They were either for water or tea.
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You're an athlete
who takes good care of her body.
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But because you're so competitive
and hard on yourself, you can't quit gaming.
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Your personality won't allow you to quit
once you've set your sights on winning.
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Y-Yeah, that's me. Is that a crime now?
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There's nothing wrong with it.
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Every athlete requires
a strong, competitive will.
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You're absolutely right about
this armpit massage being painful.
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Still, are you willing
to bear with it a little longer?
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TRANSLATION: GAD ONYENEHO
TIMING: HENRY LIN
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EDITING: SMR
QUALITY CONTROL: GABRIELLA RAMIREZ
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TRANSLATION CHECK: SRIRAM GURUNATHAN
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