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No, no, I completely understand.
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Please don't feel bad about it. You just stay safe.
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This is no good. We'll still get paid, right? Yeah,
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but we don't want our first wedding here to be a disaster.
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People will think the place is cursed. It is. Not haunted,
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I mean, like, unlucky. It isn't not unlucky.
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That was Michelle. The Kingsleys can't make it either. Oh.
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Yeah, Mike and Valerie just texted to say, "Accident on the M4,
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"traffic isn't moving"?
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Ooh, it's the wedding planner. Hi. Hi, Martin.
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We've been trying to get hold of you. Sorry about that.
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I didn't have the Bluetooth in. Just to give you the rundown.
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The DJ can't make it but the equipment's all there
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if anyone wants to step in.
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The caterers are with you, I think. Yes. Yeah.
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But the waiting staff are mostly crying off,
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so it might have to be a bit more of a buffet situation. OK.
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Well, I'll let you co-ordinate that. Where are you?
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Ah. That's the thing. I've had a little bit of a dink.
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Sorry, sir, we need to end the call now, please. I'd better go.
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Oh, my God. It's fine. I think I'm in shock!
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Sir, it's time to hang up.
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Right. Got to go. Good luck with it all. Ciao, ciao, ciao.
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Oh, oh, oh...
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So... where is he? Slight problem.
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'Tis bad tidings for the nuptials. No, it's romantic!
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A white wedding. A white, white wedding!
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Oh, I do wish I could see the service.
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Well, that's at the church, Kitty, as it should be. I know.
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If they can get there, that is.
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Beastly terrain for civilian vehicles.
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I remember my wedding day. It was the best day of my life.
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Carol in velvet, me in a handsome brown three-piece.
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I cannot bear to think of the joy that would've
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occasioned my own wedding day. Oh! Don't remember much of mine.
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I assume it was fun. Arghhhh!
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Mine was at Winchester Cathedral.
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I was given away by the Marquis of Granby and the guests included the...
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Something to say, have we, Robin?
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Well, in my day, you do what you want. You like someone, you do it.
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You like someone else, you do it. Easy.
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No-one know who their father is but everyone raise children together.
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Peace and love. I see. Bloody hippy, eh. Sounds awful.
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It's not very romantic, is it? You, wife cheat on you.
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And you cheat on wife.
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And you, husband cheat on you with two men, then kill you,
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so open your eyes, people not meant to be mon-hog...
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..mono...
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..mo-hog... hog...
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Monogamous. That's what I said.
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Dad, everyone's cancelling. How many men have we lost? Not everyone.
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Sam's at the hotel and the family.
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So vital personnel are all still in the field?
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Ah! Michael's back from the front. What news?
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Marquee's fallen down. Oh. What?
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Part of it. Most of it. Oh, my God!
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Best to cancel the wedding, it be cursed.
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No, thank you, Mary.
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We can do the meal in the house. Good idea. Excellent.
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How will everyone get to the service? You can't drive in this.
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We'll hike. Yes, Alan. On foot. We march.
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That's not going to work for Auntie Lou, is it?
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Stretcher?
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Do you think we should just cancel? No!
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Well, what does Sam think? We agreed not to talk.
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It's bad luck to see each other on the wedding day.
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Well, in that case, wouldn't want to make it worse.
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Dad, I know it's silly but it's the one thing I can control. Sorry.
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I... I still think we can do this, Clare, if you want to.
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You're here and, and Sam's nearby.
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Your dad's here and the bridesmaids are on their way.
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People that matter, right?
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Good. Then we've got to do it.
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We're licensed and I know you wanted a church,
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but if the mountain can't come to Mohammed,
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then... then we're going to bring the vicar here
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and I know that that's mixed metaphors and also religions,
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but you know what I mean.
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Very good.
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Right, well, who's going to go out in this
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and get the vicar from the top of the...
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Me. It's me, innit?
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All right. It's all part of the service.
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All right.
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30?! Or at least. Lost count. Busy bunny, eh?
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This is not love you speak of! It's but the carnality of a beast.
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Let me put you this,
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if you had married Isabel and then you meet Alison...
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They're 200 years apart, man! Question still stands. Well, I'd...
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I'd... See?
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Right, we're commandeering the ballroom. What? What?
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The wedding's happening here. Yes! Oh, yes, a thousand times, yes!
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Whoa. Oh, my God.
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That has never happened before.
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Right, I need to get chairs in here.
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What?! Alison, no, no, no, no.
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You can't have the service in here, this isn't a church.
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Where's the steeple, where are the pews, where are the people?
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No, it's a great idea. What can we do?
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Well, n-nothing, actually, Pat, can you, cos you're dead.
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Thank you, though. Thank you, Patrick, carry on.
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Ooh, this looks amazing!
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Oh, hi! You made it! Come in. Come in, come in.
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The key, of course, is symmetry.
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Two banks of seating with a clear avenue for the entrance
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of the bride.
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Let's line that up. Very good, carry on.
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I'm just trying to set up, if anyone wants to help.
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Yep, a little bit higher.
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You want lovely, long loops, like waves across the space,
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don't you think, Julian? Mm. Are there bridesmaids?
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Oh, I hope you're going to behave yourself today...
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..because I have heard about you.
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What do you think? Oh, it's wonderful, I mean, it's like a,
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it's like a flower grenade has gone off. Oh... It's fabulous.
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Now I was thinking perhaps flowers on the end of each aisle.
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A floral streetlight, if you will. Mm.
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Robin! Robin!
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It wasn't me!
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It was me.
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Everything all right, love?
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Yeah.
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Sure I can't help?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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She shakes! 'Tis another sign!
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She's nervous!
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Oh, I wish I could help!
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Good morning. Hello.
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Father, I've come to take you to the wedding.
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We're doing the service in the house. Oh, I see.
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I, er, rather thought it might be cancelled.
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No, it's happening, so if you want to grab your coat, snow boots.
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I'm afraid I'm carrying a bit of an injury.
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I'm not sure I can walk down the hill.
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Don't worry, Father, you don't have to walk.
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Oh.
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Look out!
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Ah, there we are. What? That's very sparkly.
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What has happened to ties nowadays?
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Oh! Ooh! Ah.
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Does nobody wear a gown to a wedding nowadays?
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You'd think this was a circus.
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Oh, no, it's chic, and it's now,
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and if it makes HER feel fabulous, then, er,
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no, very good.
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Oh, and trousers for you as well!
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Hello! Or should I say yellow?
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Beautiful banana.
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Do you recognise him? Do you recognise him?
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Er... Where do I know him from?
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Is he off the telly? Ooh, yeah, yeah, could be.
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He does look familiar.
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Oh, my goodness, Clare, it's beautiful!
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Where be your garter? The bride must be gartered!
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Oh, no! Alison!
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It's not, er, Dennis Waterman, is it?
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Dennis Waterman?
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He'd be 70 by now.
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Oh, yeah, good point, yeah.
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Mick Hucknall!
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Don't be ridiculous, Robin!
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Mick Hucknall has dreadlocks.
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Oh, Vicar, you made it!
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Just go through here and make yourself warm by the fire.
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Ah, thank you.
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That took a while. Yeah, he wanted to do the hill twice.
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Alison!
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May I have your ear, please?
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Ah! The vicar's arrived. Good work, Michael.
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They're here!
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Sorry, Mary, not right now. Ah, here we go.
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A double wedding! Oh, my goshness!
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No, that's the other bride.
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For the same groom?
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Bigamy?!
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No, they're marrying each other.
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What on Earth?!
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Two brides! Wonderful!
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Is this one gartered?
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Oi-oi, bridesmaids. Tick. Let the wedding commence.
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Isn't that against the law?
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No. Times have changed.
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The house will be brought into disrepute.
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It's a scandal!
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Those are the bridesmaids? Of course.
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But they're wearing burgundy, just like me.
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Wonderful choice.
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A darker shade, as if to frame the glowing white
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of the beautiful bride, without upstaging her.
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Does this mean I'm a bridesmaid?!
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Can I be a bridesmaid?! Please, please, please!
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Yes, yes, fine, yeah.
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Hi! Come in, come in.
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Oh, what a journey! Oh, you made it!
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OK, so we've set everything out in the ballroom.
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Oh, thank you so much for doing this for us.
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Honestly, I don't know what we would have done without you.
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No, it's our pleasure. It's all part of the Button House...
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..brand.
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Available for bookings. Tell your friends. Ha-ha. Please.
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Oh, where is this garter, then? Er, come through.
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a bridesmaid.
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Lovely place, isn't it? Yeah, er, yes.
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I've been here before, actually. Oh?
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A long time ago, now.
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Well, what a coincidence. Mm.
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So, I don't know if you've met the couple that own it, but it's... No.
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..it's quite a story.
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I've been here before, actually. A long time ago, now.
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Like the beak of a goose, you see?
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Oh, it's a lovely old tradition, especially with the bridesmaids.
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Pinch on the bum, no harm done.
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These are gentlewomen, sir! Not Whitechapel strumpets!
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You're fun.
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It looks good. It's happening. I know, I think it's good.
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I can't believe we're actually going to make this happen.
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Er, you haven't seen Clare, have you?
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Oh, she hasn't run away, has she?
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Actually, I hope she HASN'T run away.
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Oh, she's probably just popped to the loo, or...
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I'll go and look for her. Yeah. Erm...
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Just, just tell everyone that we're going to start soon.
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Erm, just keep them entertained.
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What shall I say? I don't know.
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Whatever. I won't be long.
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Alison, what's happening? We've just lost one of the brides.
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What?
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What?!
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Right, pay attention, everyone!
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We have a missing bride. We need to search the house.
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Thomas, Mary, East Wing. Robin, Julian, West Wing.
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Pat, you're with me. Come along!
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Well, come on, man! Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time.
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Hi.
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Er, we're going to start soon,
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but I just want to say a few words to welcome you all to Button House.
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Er, well done for getting here, in this weather.
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Many didn't make it.
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Not that they died, they just got stuck,
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although the wedding planner had quite a serious...
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Nah. Nothing.
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Anyway, the best ones are here, right?
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Right?
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Oh, here she be!
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She sits herein. Alison!
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Alison! We have eyes on the target.
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The eagle is in the nest.
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What?
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She's in the toilet.
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Oh!
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Clare?
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It's Alison. Is everything OK?
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I'm just going to the loo, I'll be out in a minute.
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She sits upon the stall but her trousers is not down.
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OK.
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She seems lost in thought,
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at sea, in a tumultuous storm of emotion.
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Are you, are you sure you're OK?
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Yeah.
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Anything you want to talk about?
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I'm scared I'm making a mistake.
263
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Well, she is. Monopoly is a trap.
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Monogamy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, erm...
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Vicar? Mm? You've done hundreds of weddings.
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You must have some stories.
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Oh, not really.
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Really? No stories?
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No, nothing very...
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Being modest. Er...
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You have to help me. Er...
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Alison's gone to find Clare and I don't know what's going on.
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Right. I just don't...
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Make something up? Hm, yeah?
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Woo!
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Erm, hello. Erm...
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I, er, I remember one wedding.
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Goodness me, it must be, erm, 20 years ago, at least,
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when, erm,
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during the vows,
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all of a sudden, the doors flew open, and a dog ran in to the church.
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Ha!
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Barking.
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Barking away, he was.
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Woof, woof, woof.
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But, er, that was just the start.
289
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Oh. Hmm...
290
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What's going on? Has the party started already?
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I thought I could hear voices. No.
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It's the ceremony.
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Here? Mm. Woo!
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Could you take me down there? I'd love to see it.
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Oh, I don't think you do. It's scandalous.
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It's unbecoming of this fine house and its noble history.
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I think I'll probably make my own mind up,
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if you could just take me down...
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I'm quite sure you'll agree with me.
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Honestly, I don't know what the world has come to.
301
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Is there no decency any more?
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No sense of traditional values?
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Oh, this is happening. When I was a girl... Yep...
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..we were taught at a very young age exactly what was expected,
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what was proper!
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I'm being stupid. Yep.
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Don't say that. Well...
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It's not that I don't love her.
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It's not that we aren't happy, it...
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It just suddenly feels terrifying.
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Oh, get over it and get on with it!
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You're lucky to be alive!
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Honestly, people don't know they're born.
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It's completely natural for you to get cold feet today.
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Yeah, it's snowing. It's a metaphor, Robin!
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You're a metaphor.
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Don't tell anyone this, but...
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..I had a wobble on my wedding day.
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I kept thinking, "Is he the one?"
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"I'm still young, do I really want to commit for the rest of my life,
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"you know? Is it naive to think that I won't fall in love again?
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"And all the little habits and the things that annoy me,
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"can I really live with them every day?"
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You're absolutely right, he's wrong for you. Can you...?
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But then I tried to imagine living without him.
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And I couldn't.
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Because he's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
328
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We're a team.
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And we love each other.
330
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Nah, I preferred the first bit.
331
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..a nut allergy, yes, because Janet...
332
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Oh, Michael's here, girls!
333
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Mike, is everything OK? Are we starting?
334
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Alison's just talking to Clare in the bathroom. Oh!
335
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What about? Apparently she got cold feet on our wedding day
336
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and she wasn't sure if she wanted to marry me,
337
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because of all my bad habits.
338
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Why is she talking about cold feet?
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What's going on?
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So, you know, only you can make that decision.
341
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Can you imagine life without her?
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It's working. She's looking at pictures of them on her telephone.
343
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Oh, holiday snaps. No, no, scroll back.
344
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Clare? So, what do you think?
345
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Do you want to do this?
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I do.
347
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It became clear that the dog was trying to tell us something.
348
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It was pointing, you know, with its, with its paw. So we...
349
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..all got up out of our seats and followed the creature.
350
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I fears for the marriage, Alison. Much is not done.
351
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The bride be not gartered.
352
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And where are the bachelors to carry her to bed?
353
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And someone must break cake over her head.
354
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I'm just going to catch you. I'll catch you up. Sure, OK.
355
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,400
Yeah. What are you talking about, Mary?
356
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The cake what's not broke upon my head so my husband did die.
357
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Crushed beneath his plough like a grape beneath the foot.
358
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Oh, my God! Your husband died on your wedding day?
359
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No, three years aft. Right.
360
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The couple must observe the rituals for a blessed marriage! OK.
361
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,000
There's a lot to unpack here.
362
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,120
So you're saying that your husband died in a farming accident
363
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because of something that you didn't do on your wedding day
364
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three years earlier? Exactly!
365
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OK.
366
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:14,160
We... We, we had gathered around the well and...
367
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:19,280
Well, we thought we could hear a baby crying.
368
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Nobody had a ladder, so we were going to have to use the bucket.
369
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,160
But, um... There was...
370
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,120
What do you mean she's not here?
371
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,760
She went off with her mum. Why?
372
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She's so upset!
373
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She found out that her bride might be having doubts about marrying her.
374
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You told her?!
375
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Oh, my God, Mike. I had it all under control.
376
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All you had to do was just keep them waiting.
377
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Well, I'm sorry I always disappoint you.
378
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,520
Sorry's not good enough, is it?
379
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That's such an insensitive thing to do.
380
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Is the wedding off? No!
381
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Alison, we need a plan. The guests are getting restless.
382
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,120
Oh, who cares about the guests. To hell with the guests!
383
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What's it got to do with us, eh?
384
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We're dead, in case you hadn't noticed. We can't do a bloody thing!
385
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,440
I'm going to talk to Sam and then you just make sure that
386
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,280
Clare's still here when we get back.
387
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,520
IF we get back.
388
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All this over a silly piece of paper.
389
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,520
I just wanted to be a bridesmaid!
390
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,800
You all saw that, didn't you? That she tires of him.
391
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,120
Finally, she sees the light!
392
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,320
Yes!
393
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Where do you think you're going?
394
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:31,040
And before you know it, there's chaos on the streets, mass hysteria,
395
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,440
everyone doing whatever they feel like stealing, fighting,
396
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:40,880
anarchy, which is precisely why I won't go near this... spectacle.
397
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,400
You finished?
398
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,960
Yes. Wow.
399
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,400
Breathe, love.
400
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,520
Oh! What did she say? Nothing.
401
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,680
Nothing, honestly, nothing.
402
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,360
She loves you and she wants to marry you.
403
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,200
This is all a big misunderstanding.
404
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,800
Mike heard you say to Clare that you had cold feet on YOUR wedding day.
405
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,640
Yes. Yes. He did.
406
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,640
But... But that's me.
407
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,800
Not Clare.
408
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,960
But why would you talk to Clare about it
409
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,960
unless that's how she were feeling?
410
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,600
Tell me honestly, was Clare having doubts?
411
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,560
Yes. But...
412
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,760
Well, I had a flathead screwdriver,
413
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,400
but that was no good because it was, it was a Phillips...
414
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,640
Mike, is everything OK?
415
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,200
Mike?
416
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,560
Is everything OK?
417
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,560
I heard Alison telling you she wasn't sure if she wanted to
418
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,400
marry me and if she'd meet someone better and if I was the one. Um...
419
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,600
..I meant, with the wedding?
420
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,880
Yes.
421
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,800
She had an artificial limb that had come loose and also...
422
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,040
You bastard!
423
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,520
Patrick? Come here, you Scally!
424
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,200
You, you reprobate!
425
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,840
Those drinks were for later! Urgh!
426
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,920
Leave it, Pat. Argh!
427
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,240
Oh!
428
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,680
Ah!
429
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,720
Oh!
430
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,880
Ah!
431
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,160
Ah!
432
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,960
Stand down, fellas. Stand down!
433
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,440
Ow!
434
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,920
Urgh! Oh!
435
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,840
I hope you bog off when it's back on.
436
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,600
Stop!
437
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,400
It's Kieth Darren Dean.
438
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,520
Oh.
439
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,880
Who? Hmm?
440
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,880
Safety rule number one is no...
441
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,360
Oh!
442
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,200
The arrow's gone through that, clean through.
443
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,880
We might need one of you to drive.
444
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,440
Don't look at me, kids. Make a path.
445
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,320
You don't want to see this in your dreams.
446
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,360
Oh.
447
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,520
Tenner says he stays. You're on.
448
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,160
I'll tell you about my marriage.
449
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,000
My marriage was arranged.
450
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,720
I was 14, she was 12. Noble families, both.
451
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,960
Model couple, really, for the time.
452
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:55,760
We had a title and a big house and the lands, riches.
453
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,720
Didn't love each other.
454
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,520
She didn't even like me.
455
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,040
Didn't laugh at my jokes.
456
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,440
Didn't really understand each other.
457
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,200
She was French, so...
458
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,800
Might have been nice if we could have chosen who we married.
459
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,600
Mike, something's going on, isn't it?
460
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,520
I may have told Sam you were having a bit of a wobble.
461
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,400
I heard Alison say that stuff about me and I was really hurt.
462
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,160
And I wasn't really thinking.
463
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,760
I'm sure Sam will come around, like you did.
464
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,000
And then she opened the door and she said, "Thank you".
465
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,680
And that's it? That's it.
466
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,000
She loves you.
467
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,200
She was just scared.
468
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,240
You know, she also said she couldn't imagine living without you.
469
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,640
Did she? She said you're the best thing that's ever happened to her.
470
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,600
Ah.
471
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,880
I need to talk to her.
472
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,400
I need to see her. And to hell with tradition.
473
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,080
I love you.
474
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,400
Let's get married.
475
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,040
Hello, Skip.
476
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,680
Hello, Kieth.
477
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,760
I just want you to know, I do think about you.
478
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:53,000
I think about you, too.
479
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,200
About that day.
480
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,640
I'm sorry, Skip.
481
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,320
I forgive you.
482
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,520
I should never have given an eight-year-old a lethal weapon.
483
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,360
I suppose if there's one thing I could say to you, Kieth,
484
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,080
it would be... Uh!
485
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,280
Of course.
486
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,960
I'm OK! Sorry.
487
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,040
Sorry!
488
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,760
Mission accomplished.
489
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,800
Hello, thank you. That's...
490
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,600
What? Oh! All right, then.
491
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,360
Julian! Arr!
492
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,600
Please be seated.
493
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,640
You've changed your tune.
494
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,200
Well, times change, don't they? We should know.
495
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,480
After all, if George had been free to love as he chose, well,
496
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,040
I wouldn't have been murdered.
497
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:32,320
And I could have had a husband instead who wanted to know me.
498
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,120
And when I say know, I mean
499
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,480
he would give me a really good...
500
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,280
Waza!
501
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,440
Terrible story. What happened to the baby? Oh! Well...
502
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,400
Oooh! I've got it.
503
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,480
Double half hitch.
504
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
Well done, Kieth.
505
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,720
Well done.
506
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,200
Who do that?
507
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,400
Three, two, one, go!
508
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,400
Good for you, Debbie.
509
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,960
Now.
510
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,560
There. I can't just throw cake at the bride.
511
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,600
But, looks.
512
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,120
Now she will not die.
513
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,400
My Girl by The Temptations
514
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:09,360
got...
515
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,200
OK, sometimes it work...
516
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..mon-og-amy. Oh! Very good, Robin.
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00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,200
Monogamy. Monogamy!
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00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,240
Monogamy!
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Yes, that's enough. Thank you, Robin.
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I think I want another fight.
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Can he be a club?
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