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Let's just get this started.
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Are you kidding me?
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Who's a good cat?
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Today,
a new commercial for a cold
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And flu medicine is filming.
And guess what?
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We booked a role
as actor number two.
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But the commercial
is fake.
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It's just an excuse
to pair us with an actor
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Who thinks it's real.
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The goal is to do
and say what you're told,
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And if you refuse,
go back to waitering.
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I was never a waiter.
Me neither.
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Hi, I'm edward.
How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
Same here.
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Murr: All right.
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So, sal, you are an actor
in a commercial today.
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Uh, the product is
mandukasil.
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Mandukasil.
Mandukasil.
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It's an over-the-counter
cold-flu drug.
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That's great.
And we'll get started.
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All right, james, explain
the commercial to them.
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So you're just going to
be feeling
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A little bit under the weather.
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I'd love for you to come in and
just hand off some mandukasil.
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Sal, fly through
the frame.
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Just top speed -- whoom! --
Right through.
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And action.
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Oh, my.
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Cut.
You came in pretty hot.
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I'd say go half speed
on the next one.
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Murr: Sal, overcorrect
the other way.
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Snail's pace enter
the scene.
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Action!
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Oh, my. Ugh.
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murr: Here he comes.
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Hi.
Don't say anything yet.
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Can I help you?
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I heard you say, "ohh."
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Yeah.
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You should
try mandukasil.
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Cut, cut. That looked great.
Really fun improv stuff.
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I slowed it down
because I --
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Last time was just
a little fast.
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Yeah, I think you maybe
slowed it down a bit
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Too much on that one.
Okay, okay, fair. That's fair.
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Am I a little hesitant
about him handing me
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Something I know
nothing about?
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Sal,
just, like, toss it,
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Like, lob it onto her desk
and keep going.
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Jeter!
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James: And action.
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You have a cold?
You need mandukasil probably.
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Yeah. I don't feel so good.
Jeter!
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Cut!
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Sorry, I should --
I should have told joy
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That I was going to
toss it toward her.
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Man, I'm game
for anything,
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But if you're going
to throw anything,
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You got to let me know
ahead of time.
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Sorry, sorry.
I won't throw it.
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"would anybody here mind
if I play the character
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As a rastafarian
this time?"
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Would anyone here mind
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If I play the character
as rastafarian?
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Yeah.
No, I'd like to see it.
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Yeah, let's see it.
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James: Action!
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Oh, my. Ugh.
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Hi.
Oh.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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yeah, me -- ah, man --
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Uh...
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What you
got there?
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Me thinks you -- I --
mandu-- mandukasil.
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Murr: You sound like
jar jar binks.
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Cut, cut.
You kind of bailed
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On the character midway through.
If you're going to do it --
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So stick with it,
stick with it.
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Action.
Oh, my.
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Ohh.
Blat! Blat!
Your eyes seem watery.
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You seem like you got
dem watery eyes, love.
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I don't feel good.
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You should reach
for mandukasil.
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Blat! Blat!
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Oh, I need help.
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Hear me.
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Reset. Take it again.
We're still rolling.
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Still rolling.
Oh.
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Sounds like you
got a demon in ya.
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I don't feel good.
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Shake it up
good and nice.
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Well, thank you.
One love in a bottle.
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Right. Jah.
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Thank you very much.
Murr: "one love in a bottle."
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"one love in a bottle."
cut.
Yeah, that was really nice.
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I feel like I'm on mushrooms
or something right now.
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Murr: Sal. "so, uh...
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So what makes you think
you're good at any of this?"
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No.
That's it?
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This is the biggest thing
I've ever done.
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Oh.
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Oh, here we go.
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Today is my 279th shoot
in four years.
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-Wow.
-What?
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Stand up and clap.
Stand up and clap, murr.
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I had to find
something to do.
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James: All right, here we go.
From the top.
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We'll roll on rehearsals.
Roll sound.
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Murr, as soon as he's done
with his take, be like,
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"all right. Thanks, sweetie.
We'll let you know."
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Roll camera.
Action.
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Oh, man.
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Try mandukasil.
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Wow. Thanks.
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Thanks, sweetie.
We'll let you know.
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Right? That was it.
That was great.
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All right. Cut! Yeah.
We're sure.
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He called me sweetie.
That's...
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Yeah, we'll
let you know.
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We'll let him know?
We'll let him know.
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This is his audition, right?
No, he's got the role, bud.
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That's --
oh, I thought you were
auditioning for this role.
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No, he's got it.
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"okay, so you don't need my
assistance with casting?"
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So you don't
need my assistance
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With casting in
the commercial, then?
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He has the part?
Yeah.
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All right.
All right.
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So, murr, when he hands it
to you and it says a line,
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You're like,
"oh, I feel so crappy.
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That's bidenomics."
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Action.
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Try mandukasil.
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Man, I -- I feel so crappy.
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I mean,
that's bidenomics, right?
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James: Yeah, cut.
This should work. What?
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Cut.
What?
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So, no, like political
messaging, anything like that.
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Okay. Okay, so, okay.
So, yeah.
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Oh, I understand,
I understand, I understand.
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That's a good note.
I'll take that one. Okay.
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he'll take that one.
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Look at mike.
Go, "mike. Mike"...
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Mike. Mike. Mike.
"I just want to let you know,
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If anything were to
ever happen to me"...
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I just want you -- I just
want to let you know, buddy,
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If anything were
to ever happen to me...
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..."I'm okay with you working
on this with somebody else."
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...I'm okay with you working
on this with someone else.
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Okay?
"if anything would
ever befall me."
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If I was befalled
in some way,
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Like a hospice situation,
some kind of injury,
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I would want you to keep
doing the commercial
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With someone else.
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I mean, you would do
the same for me, right?
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Of course.
Okay.
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We ready to go, boss?
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Mandukasil.
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James: All right,
let's take it from the top.
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What's my line again?
Try mandukasil?
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Try mandukasil. Yes.
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"it's two words, mike."
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It's two words, mike.
I know.
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I mean...
It's two words.
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"mike.
If that's your real name."
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Mike.
If that's your real name.
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"were there even
279 previous --
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Previous jobs?"
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I mean, were there even 270--
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I mean, were there
even 278 other commercials?
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I don't think so.
279.
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279.
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Today's 279, which means
it's 278 before this.
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"numbers have shifted."
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The numbers have
shifted, mike.
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"that's bidenomics."
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That's bidenomics.
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Murr, do me a favor.
During this take,
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Start coughing
and just never stop.
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Like, over the top.
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Action.
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Try mandukasil.
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I can't...
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Mike, louder.
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Give me the
mandukasil!
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Just try mandukasil.
Give me the mandukasil.
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I'll take it.
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Just start getting frustrated
you can't open the bottle.
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Start banging it.
Mike, say it one more time.
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Try mandukasil.
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"louder, mike.
Louder, mike."
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Just try it.
Louder, mike, louder!
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Just try it.
Just try mandukasil.
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How do you get it to open?!
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Are you trying
mandukasil?
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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
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What the f--
what's up with that?
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It's a child safety lock.
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Light push on the top
of the bottle and twist.
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Oh, I see.
It comes off like that.
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What's your name?
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Brian.
I'm ru.
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Ru. Got it.
Here's our product,
mandukasil.
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Brian, you're sick.
You're suffering.
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Ru, you're just going to say,
"try mandukasil."
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Okay.
Okay, great.
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This seems really good.
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Sal: Actually, when she
hands you that medicine,
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Open it and drink
the entire bottle.
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James: All right,
let's take it from the top.
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Action.
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Try mandukasil.
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Ohh.
I mean really try it.
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Chug it!
Chug the bottle!
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James: Action.
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Sal: When she hands you
that medicine,
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Open it and drink
the entire bottle.
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Try mandukasil.
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Oh.
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I mean really try it.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Not that much.
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I still don't feel well.
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James: Cut.
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Yeah. Are you --
how are you feeling?
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I mean, it didn't make
me feel any better.
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Well, it's gonna hit you.
That's a lot of it.
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This --
this wasn't a prop?
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No.
No, that's mandukasil.
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What's the dosage on that?
Uh, I'm actually --
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It's kind of getting
a little hard to see.
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Uh, could you tell me?
Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean...
That's not good.
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30 milliliters. This entire
thing is 237 milliliters.
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You took, like,
eight times the dose.
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Oh, god.
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You should be good
if you throw it up.
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Do you want to go pull
the trigger
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In the bathroom real quick?
I'm gonna go clear the decks.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
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-Who gave him the bottle?
-Ru gave him the bottle.
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I did, but that
was your direction.
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I mean, I did not
tell him to drink it.
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I'm going to call
the help line just in case.
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I'm good to go.
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Don't drink it.
James: And you're
feeling 100%?
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I feel fine.
I really got most of it out.
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It tastes good.
It's like candy. We're good.
250
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-You're good? All right.
-Yeah.
251
00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:22,156
Introduce yourself to her
for the first time.
252
00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:23,691
I'm brian, by the way.
253
00:10:23,693 --> 00:10:25,425
Yes. Hi.
Hey. Nice to meet you.
254
00:10:25,428 --> 00:10:27,295
You, too.
255
00:10:27,497 --> 00:10:30,430
As you're in the scene,
the medicine's kicking in.
256
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,700
You're going into a
mandukasil coma.
257
00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:34,568
Are you okay?
258
00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:36,871
Uh, I'm not feeling
too good, ru.
259
00:10:37,907 --> 00:10:39,573
James: And action.
260
00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:41,976
Sal: Q, when she gives it
to you, just take it again.
261
00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:43,644
Ohh. Ohh!
Chug the bottle
262
00:10:43,846 --> 00:10:46,447
To help you with what happened
from chugging the bottle.
263
00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:48,382
Why don't you try
some mandukasil?
264
00:10:48,584 --> 00:10:50,384
Oh. Thank you.
Thank god.
265
00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:54,322
Anything to help with
this mandukasil binge.
266
00:10:54,524 --> 00:10:57,457
Don't do it.
Don't do that!
267
00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:00,060
No! Stop!
Stop, stop!
268
00:11:00,262 --> 00:11:01,795
Oh, my god!
269
00:11:01,798 --> 00:11:04,865
You can't take that.
270
00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:07,535
Don't drink the product.
He doesn't get it.
271
00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:09,804
-Yeah.
-Don't drink that.
272
00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:16,076
Guys, come on.
I'm not in charge here.
273
00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:17,545
Ru, I'm sorry.
That's my bad.
274
00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:19,147
I thought it was
coffee in there.
275
00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:22,282
That's the mandukasil
that he's drinking again.
276
00:11:22,484 --> 00:11:24,484
Sal: "could I take
mandukasil now to help
277
00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:26,354
With the mandukasil
that I took?"
278
00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:31,291
Don't drink the product.
He doesn't get it.
279
00:11:31,493 --> 00:11:32,893
Okay.
I got it.
280
00:11:32,895 --> 00:11:35,429
"I need to take something"...
I need to take something...
281
00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,031
..."to help me"...
...To help me...
282
00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:38,832
..."with all the mandukasil
I took."
283
00:11:38,835 --> 00:11:40,834
...With all the mandukasil
that I've taken.
284
00:11:42,171 --> 00:11:44,539
So if I could take
a little mandukasil.
285
00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,508
So don't drink that?
286
00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:49,109
No.
Okay.
287
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:51,311
Just take it and say,
"oh, I'll try it."
gotcha.
288
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:52,980
Sal: Come on,
switch their roles.
289
00:11:52,982 --> 00:11:54,514
Can we switch the roles?
290
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,050
Maybe you go and give
her the mandukasil.
291
00:11:56,252 --> 00:11:57,451
Oh, yeah.
292
00:11:57,453 --> 00:11:59,319
Just come in drinking it.
293
00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:01,255
James: Here we go.
From the top.
294
00:12:01,257 --> 00:12:02,857
Roll sound. Roll camera.
295
00:12:03,059 --> 00:12:05,259
Action.
296
00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:09,529
Wait. He's drinking it!
297
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,331
Cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut!
298
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,701
God, you got to get
him out, man.
299
00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:17,738
You hear-- you heard him
say just -- just drink.
300
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,339
He might be having
a reaction.
301
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,275
You said -- you said ju--
no. You got to get
him out of here.
302
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,077
You said drink the dookie.
303
00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:27,147
Walk over here.
Say, "hey, just try mandukasil."
304
00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:28,949
Just try the dookie.
305
00:12:28,951 --> 00:12:30,350
He can't. He's losing it.
306
00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:33,487
Q, shake her hand.
"hi, I'm brian."
307
00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,756
I'm just going to come over.
I'm going to say,
308
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,291
"just try mandukasil."
309
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:39,293
Yes. Perfect. Perfect.
Okay. Great. I'm brian.
310
00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,629
I know.
311
00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:44,031
Now, q, come over.
Nail it.
312
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,434
The second you hand it to her
and you nail it, just collapse.
313
00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:49,837
Don't open it.
314
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,371
No, I'm just handing
it to you.
315
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,706
Oh, my god.
316
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,975
And action.
317
00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:56,777
Ugh, ohh.
318
00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:59,647
Aww. Here.
Try mandukasil.
319
00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:02,116
Oh, thank you so much.
320
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,654
James: Cut. We nailed it.
321
00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:09,990
Narrator: There's no medication
that can fix that performance.
322
00:13:10,192 --> 00:13:12,993
Sal is first up
on the loser board.
323
00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,394
Today we're
at the american dream mall
324
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:15,996
Walking up to shoppers
and saying,
325
00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,665
"you look like
the type of person that"...
326
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,467
And the "type of person"
they are will be given to us
327
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,135
By the other guys.
328
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:23,070
If you can't get
the person to agree
329
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:25,005
That they're that "type
of person," you lose.
330
00:13:25,007 --> 00:13:26,606
Trust me, they're that
type of person.
331
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,408
I say that about
everybody.
332
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,411
I've seen
this type before.
333
00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:35,349
All right, sally v.
334
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,751
Excuse me. Do you know
what time the mall closes?
335
00:13:37,753 --> 00:13:39,419
Oh, I'm not sure.
336
00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:40,688
Oh, my god, how cute.
You know what?
337
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:42,222
You look like
the type of person that...
338
00:13:42,424 --> 00:13:44,492
"that's about
to get tickled."
339
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,830
Get out of here, you crazy kid.
340
00:13:50,032 --> 00:13:51,832
you!
341
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,367
That's it?
342
00:13:53,569 --> 00:13:55,303
that's it, that's it.
343
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:58,038
All right, murr,
let's do it.
344
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,507
Bud, would you, uh --
345
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,175
I gotta ask, where'd you
get the hat?
346
00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:02,576
Online. Amazon.
No.
347
00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:04,044
I don't know
if you've ever been told this,
348
00:14:04,246 --> 00:14:05,846
But you -- you look like
the kind of person...
349
00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,182
"that doesn't try a hat on
for size before he buys it."
350
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:10,918
That just...
oh, ohh.
351
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,386
Just...
352
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,459
Murr: I don't know
if you've ever been told this,
353
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,994
But you look like
the kind of person...
354
00:14:20,996 --> 00:14:23,062
"that doesn't try a hat on
for size before he buys it."
355
00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:25,732
That just...
oh, ohh.
356
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,601
Just...
357
00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:31,338
...Based on pure first
impression...
358
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,272
Mm-hmm.
359
00:14:33,275 --> 00:14:35,675
...You look like
the kind of guy...
360
00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,544
That I'm just gonna
take the loss, man.
361
00:14:37,546 --> 00:14:40,347
Hey. You look fantastic.
Oh, thank you. I got it.
362
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,349
you guys.
363
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,151
Son of a bitch.
I mean, why am I even trying?
364
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:46,153
Well, you lost. Come on back.
365
00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:47,754
Excuse me.
366
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,622
Do you know
where the sunglass hut is?
367
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,959
Shit, man.
368
00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:54,828
'cause those look --
hey, you know what?
369
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,630
You know what?
Tell me if you agree.
370
00:14:56,832 --> 00:14:58,498
You look like the type of guy...
371
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,433
"that can't get
it moist enough."
372
00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:02,970
That can't get it --
can't get it moist enough.
373
00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:09,776
You are the type of guy?
All right. Yeah!
374
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:12,245
You just hit a jackpot
because he was agreeing
375
00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:13,847
To anything you said.
376
00:15:13,849 --> 00:15:15,849
I would like to
shed you two...
377
00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:18,451
Yeah.
...And have that guy be
my new best friend.
378
00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,189
Narrator: Murr and sal look like
the type of people
379
00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:25,292
Who can't win,
making sal tonight's big loser.
380
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:28,996
All right, sal has lost.
So today we're here
381
00:15:29,198 --> 00:15:30,797
At completebody gym
for his punishment.
382
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,932
Sal, you know those
security guards
383
00:15:33,134 --> 00:15:35,068
That take their jobs
a little too seriously?
384
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,136
Can I see eight forms
of id, please?
385
00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:39,138
Yeah. Okay, good. Keep that.
That's going to be you today.
386
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,140
You'll be stationed
at the front of the gym,
387
00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:43,743
And we get to decide who gets in
and who gets berated.
388
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:45,945
Berated?
you got it.
389
00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:47,013
Berated?
Yeah.
390
00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:48,081
Yeah.
It's like that?
391
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,616
I would count on
less people getting in
392
00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:51,751
And more people getting
berated if I were you.
393
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:53,420
More people are gonna
get berated!
394
00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:54,888
There you go.
395
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,090
All right, sal,
these people
396
00:15:57,092 --> 00:15:58,758
Are coming to work out,
they're in a rush,
397
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,293
They got to get to get
to work, right?
398
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:02,095
You can't let them in, buddy.
399
00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:04,363
Here we go.
What's up, fellas?
400
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,899
How you doing?
401
00:16:06,101 --> 00:16:07,767
Can I purchase a session
from you all day?
402
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,102
-He can go?
-Yeah.
403
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,104
I'll see you downstairs
in a minute, don, okay?
404
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:12,839
Don't be so sure
about that, don.
Yeah!
405
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:16,576
I wouldn't be so sure
about that, don.
406
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:19,979
Can I help you, sir?
407
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,848
Yeah, I'm just paying for
a single session for don.
408
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,316
Oh, he went in already?
409
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:25,585
"he was unauthorized?"
he was unauthorized?
410
00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:27,454
Uh, I-I don't know.
He's --
411
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,188
Murr: You're going
on lockdown.
Oh, god.
412
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,857
You got to get into
this character like this...
413
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,093
Security alert.
...Strung-out security guard.
414
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,195
"they got a fake id
415
00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:37,664
Like I haven't seen
one of those before."
416
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,266
He's got a fake id, I think,
417
00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:41,068
Like I haven't seen
one of those before.
418
00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,804
I want you to say, "I'm livid,"
in five different ways
419
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,606
In front of this
guy right now.
420
00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:48,207
It should be rectified
in a minute,
421
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:50,477
But that doesn't matter,
because I'm livid.
422
00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:51,878
That's one.
One.
423
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,613
I'm security.
I'm livid right now.
424
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,082
Two.
Two.
425
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:57,216
You just don't understand what
happened to lead to this point.
426
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:58,818
I'm just --
I'm just livid right now.
427
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,219
That's three.
All right.
428
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,088
I have one job.
My job is to make sure
429
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:03,422
I keep the place --
the place secure.
430
00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:04,824
And I love keeping
the place secure.
431
00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:06,425
That's why I'm livid
right now.
432
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:07,827
We need a turned on livid.
433
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,896
Yeah, a little bit --
little bit turned on.
434
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,431
I am livid right now.
435
00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:17,771
I'm so livid I'm going
to start lactating.
436
00:17:17,973 --> 00:17:20,173
I-I-I'm so livid I'm going
to start
437
00:17:20,175 --> 00:17:22,509
lactating
right now.
438
00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:24,511
You don't want
this smoke pimpin'.
439
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:27,714
Sal, start spiraling.
440
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,316
I just feel like you're
trying to shanghai
441
00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:31,250
My balls right now,
sweetheart.
442
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,186
Shanghai...My...
443
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:36,723
I-I'm gonna lose my job today
because I can't -- I'm sorry.
444
00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:38,325
I know I'm --
I know I'm spiraling.
445
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:39,926
I know I'm spiraling,
446
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,862
But my daughter just brought
home a chameleon.
447
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,398
"I'm se-cur-ity."
I'm se-cur-ity.
448
00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,268
Do not stop, sal.
Keep going.
449
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,937
I feel like you're
just gonna...
450
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,539
Cole, let the guy through
while sal's going.
451
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,007
Just wave him in.
Just wave him in.
452
00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:55,542
What is it,
thanksgiving eve?
453
00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:57,143
How about take out
your own yam bag,
454
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,278
Let my family eat your yam bag.
455
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,880
"okay.
You're approved, sir."
456
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:03,149
Fine. You're approved
to go down, sir.
457
00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:08,688
I'm triggered, cole.
I'm triggered.
458
00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:13,960
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
459
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,829
Gym entrance?
460
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:17,631
Sorry, superman.
I can't let you in.
461
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,700
Murr: That's -- that's
tyler hoechlin, man.
462
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:21,968
He's a buddy of ours.
Oh, superman, baby.
463
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,436
He's in town,
came to set to hang out.
464
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:25,304
Tyler definitely
just came from another gym.
465
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:29,909
Here we go.
Uh-oh.
466
00:18:30,111 --> 00:18:31,310
Here we go.
467
00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:32,979
Well, it's a primary color.
468
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,781
So red and blue
is going to make purple.
469
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,116
uh-oh, bud.
470
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:38,585
Let me try to just enter
it manually for you.
471
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,319
Sure.
Murr: Oh, oh, oh.
472
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,255
Oh, yeah. No, not
after last time, man.
473
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,123
Okay. This popped up here.
474
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:47,860
Oh, no, no, no, no, not after
the last time, it says.
475
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:50,730
This guy is baffled.
476
00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,465
"I'm going to need you
to take two steps back
477
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,733
And wait right there, hon."
478
00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,402
I just need you
to take two steps back,
479
00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:56,870
Hon, just wait two
steps back, please.
480
00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:58,337
Two steps?
481
00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,806
Just -- just do me
a favor, hon, please,
482
00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:01,874
Because I just gotta...
I just need a little.
483
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,412
"you're crowding me,
sir."
484
00:19:09,084 --> 00:19:11,284
Sorry. I'm sorry. You're
crowding me a little bit here.
485
00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:13,420
Murr: Ohh!
Are you in a rush?
486
00:19:13,622 --> 00:19:15,354
I'm on lunch, so...
Yeah.
487
00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:16,689
"well, you got --
so you got an hour."
488
00:19:16,891 --> 00:19:18,024
So you got an hour?
489
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,026
Yeah. Well, less
than that now.
Less now.
490
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,561
"I ain't the one, playboy.
Back up and wait."
491
00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:24,363
I ain't the one.
I ain't the one, playboy.
492
00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:26,699
Not today.
What's going
to happen here?
493
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:28,768
"you understand, if I
don't follow protocol"...
494
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,438
You understand,
if I don't follow protocol...
495
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,906
..."they're going to crack
my chestnuts open
496
00:19:33,108 --> 00:19:34,173
With the smith
machine, right?"
497
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,642
...They're gonna crack
my chestnuts open
498
00:19:35,644 --> 00:19:38,177
With the smith machine.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
499
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:39,979
"you're not trying to shanghai
my balls, right, sweetheart?"
500
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:42,181
You're not trying to shanghai
my balls, right, sweetheart?
501
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:46,719
"you
with the bear, hombre.
502
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,441
"you with
the bear, hombre."
503
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,042
This is it.
People are in here.
504
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:01,710
You with
the bear now, hombre.
505
00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:03,712
"he's awake now."
you with the bear,
hombre, and he's awake.
506
00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:05,781
"you can't un-
with this bear."
507
00:20:05,983 --> 00:20:07,716
A bear can't be un-.
508
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,854
"to be clear,
you me."
509
00:20:12,056 --> 00:20:15,324
To be clear, you me,
hombre. I'm the bear.
510
00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,592
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
511
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,130
Murr: Have a full
mental breakdown.
512
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:24,199
I'm up to my tits
in complaints today with this.
513
00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:26,669
That's the character we want.
That's it.
There it is.
514
00:20:26,671 --> 00:20:28,337
My son brought home
a beagle this week.
515
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:30,005
They're eating me out
of ass and home.
516
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:32,407
I just found out I got
salmonella bad.
517
00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:35,678
People are whizzing
all over my face
518
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,479
Telling me
it's hurricane sandy.
519
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:43,352
My tits will be floating around
like jack on the titanic
520
00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:45,620
'cause the complaints
are rising up so high.
521
00:20:45,822 --> 00:20:47,822
Two big tits floating around
like big air balloons
522
00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:49,091
Is what's going to happen now.
523
00:20:49,093 --> 00:20:50,625
And then -- and then,
everyone goes in
524
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,227
And does their burpees,
they get their workout in,
525
00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:53,496
They're in the locker room
526
00:20:53,698 --> 00:20:55,297
Laughing about my big tits
floating around because --
527
00:20:55,499 --> 00:20:57,766
I'm trying to do burpees
so I don't have floating tits.
528
00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:03,438
Cole, turn to sal
and be like,
529
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,841
"do you have the caps lock
on that keyboard?"
530
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,377
Do you have
the caps lock on?
531
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:10,579
Is that what's stopping
me from getting in?
532
00:21:10,781 --> 00:21:13,448
Murr: It was sal's fault
all along!
Oh, god.
533
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:16,651
I did it again.
Caps lock.
534
00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:18,587
Oh, it was
the caps lock!
535
00:21:20,257 --> 00:21:22,124
Now -- argh!
536
00:21:22,326 --> 00:21:24,393
It was the caps lock.
You can come on through.
537
00:21:24,395 --> 00:21:26,061
It was my fault.
538
00:21:28,399 --> 00:21:30,332
Oh, my god,
that was awesome.
539
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,535
Ay-yi-yi.
540
00:21:32,737 --> 00:21:34,537
Hello.
Hi.
541
00:21:34,739 --> 00:21:36,872
I was considering
getting a membership.
542
00:21:37,074 --> 00:21:38,873
Where'd tyler go?
543
00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:40,409
Is tyler working
the cameras?
544
00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:42,010
Murr: He's working
a camera.
545
00:21:42,012 --> 00:21:46,014
Amanda said
that I can do a trial.
546
00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:47,750
"amanda says
a lot of things."
547
00:21:47,752 --> 00:21:49,484
Amanda says a lot of things,
unfortunately.
548
00:21:49,486 --> 00:21:51,754
Okay.
549
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:54,623
Okay, I'll take your id
and I'll put you in the system.
550
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,759
I live in bed-stuy, brooklyn,
but I just haven't --
551
00:21:56,761 --> 00:21:58,560
Oh. Happy birthday.
Yeah.
552
00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,896
Oh, you and cole want to
sing her happy birthday?
553
00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:04,633
-♪ happy birthday to you ♪
-oh, god.
554
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:09,171
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
555
00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:11,573
♪ happy birthday -- ♪
556
00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,642
Sal, get upset.
There's no filming in the gym.
557
00:22:13,844 --> 00:22:15,778
The only thing is, there
is no filming in the gym.
558
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,313
Oh.
559
00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:19,848
There is a one
session suspension.
560
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:22,384
So because you videoed,
I can't let you in today.
561
00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:24,186
But you can
come back tomorrow.
562
00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:26,388
You're singing
happy birthday to me.
563
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:28,190
-Well, because --
564
00:22:28,392 --> 00:22:29,858
Oh, no, I want you
to have a happy birthday.
565
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,260
It was just the videoing.
566
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,929
Uh-oh.
The turn is happening.
567
00:22:34,932 --> 00:22:36,465
Yep.
How would I know?
568
00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:38,000
It's posted.
It's posted around.
569
00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:39,934
Yeah. Where does it say
it on the wall?
570
00:22:39,937 --> 00:22:41,403
"but it's really
more common sense."
571
00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:43,005
But it's really --
it's really more common sense
572
00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:44,940
Not to film in the gym,
that's all.
573
00:22:45,142 --> 00:22:47,142
Yeah.
I'm not in the gym.
574
00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:48,944
Oh, well, see, that's
the rock wall right there.
575
00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:50,612
We're in the gym
right here,
576
00:22:50,615 --> 00:22:52,014
So it's just I have
to follow the rules.
577
00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:53,348
Okay.
578
00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:55,083
♪ "happy birthday" ♪
579
00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:58,353
♪ happy birthday
to you ♪
580
00:22:58,355 --> 00:23:00,088
Okay.
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
581
00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:02,024
I'm very disoriented
and it's very bizarre.
582
00:23:07,498 --> 00:23:09,564
Phew.
583
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,567
Today's not your day,
buddy.
584
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:17,172
Sal, the gym got quiet
all of a sudden, huh?
585
00:23:17,174 --> 00:23:18,573
I have an idea.
586
00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:19,641
Oh.
587
00:23:20,977 --> 00:23:23,245
[ john mayer's "your body is
a wonderland" plays ]
588
00:23:28,185 --> 00:23:31,720
♪ we got the afternoon ♪
589
00:23:31,922 --> 00:23:36,258
♪ one mile to every inch of ♪
590
00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:40,595
Love scene.
A john mayer love scene.
591
00:23:40,597 --> 00:23:42,064
They're holding hands.
592
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:43,732
Oh, please have someone
walk up right now.
593
00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:45,600
Slow song.
Please.
594
00:23:45,802 --> 00:23:49,872
♪ oh, this is bound
to be a while ♪
595
00:23:49,874 --> 00:23:53,141
♪ your body is a wonderland ♪
596
00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:57,612
♪ your body is a wonderland ♪
597
00:23:57,614 --> 00:24:00,014
All right, punishment is
over when you kiss.
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