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Whoo!
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Aah!
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Let's just get this started.
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Are you kidding me?
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Who's good guy?!
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Today we are working at
the one and only dutch cleaners.
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While helping
customers out,
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We've got to do
and say what we're told.
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And if you refuse,
we lose your clothes,
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And we charge you anyway.
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Please come again.
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Hi, q.
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How often would
you say you shed your wardrobe?
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I don't do anything
with my wardrobe anymore.
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I used to.
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Like, all
your clothes are all old?
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We've settled
into this routine
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Where melissa just
buys clothes.
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Like, this is a nice thing,
but it costs about $6.
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It's the brand coofandy.
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It's like one of those chinese
bulk discount things.
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So all my clothes now are
coofandy, and they're so cheap.
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Why is that so funny?
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I don't know coofandy.
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Why is that so funny?
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It's coofandy.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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What is coofandy?
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Nothing.
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It's a chinese company
that makes discount clothes.
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Why do you buy it?
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Melissa only buys
me coofandy.
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Why do you buy coofandy?
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I don't buy them.
A box arrives of all coofandy.
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All my clothes are
now coofandy.
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From head to toe,
I'm coofandy.
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In a box.
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Literally
an unmarked box.
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It just says "coofandy."
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Three different
coofandy products arrive,
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And the whole cost is like $80
for a box of clothes.
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And that's all
she does now.
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God bless her.
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This doesn't look cheap,
does it?
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No. You could have told me
that was whatever.
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Yeah. It's coofandy.
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How are you doing, sir?
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All right. Brian.
Good, good.
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How are you doing?
What can I help you with?
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Oh. The drapes.
The drapes were yours.
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Q, take $20 out
of your pocket,
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Give it to him and say,
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"shh, shh, okay, it's okay,
it's okay."
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We're good, we're good.
Thanks.
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Protection services, right?
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Protection, right?
Protection.
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This isn't --
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I am so sorry.
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I am so sorry.
That's okay.
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When you said you came in
for the drapes,
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I thought you meant
"the drapes."
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We pay a guy.
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Because once a week,
a guy comes in.
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I got to give him the drapes.
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Can we send in mike cast?
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Two, nine.
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Sal: He's intimidating.
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Four, eight.
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Q, here's the guy that actually
shakes you down every week.
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Oh. Hey, bud. Uh...
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Hey, mike cast, the drapes.
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The drapes.
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Q, there's cash there.
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It's a little light
this week.
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It's a little
light this week.
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Mike cass,
break his fingers.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Ow!
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And I, uh,
I had one pair of slacks.
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Yeah, yeah, I got you.
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What were the last four digits
of your phone number?
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Uh, 7, 826.
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Murr: Uh-oh, q.
His clothes aren't ready.
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Then, mike,
break another finger.
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Can you come
back tomorrow
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And we'll help you
with that tomorrow?
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Because what's
going on is...
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Aaaah!
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I'll be back tomorrow
for my pleated pants.
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All right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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What was the last four
of you number again?
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Um, 2948.
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Ah!
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And if we give
the drapes a spiritual cleanse,
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What religion?
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And if we give
the drapes a spiritual cleanse,
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Which religion
are we looking at?
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Sal: You ready?
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And of course,
with the senior discount,
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Your total will be...
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And of course,
with the senior...
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Yeah. That's good.
That's all right.
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Uh, and how do we
just cash him out on that one?
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Got you, buddy.
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All right, sal.
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See the blue shirt
to your right there?
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Yeah.
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When someone comes in, I want
you to just be playing with it.
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Just be playing
with the buttons like you're...
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Murr: Fussing with it.
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And then when they come in,
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You're gonna rip the buttons
off, buddy.
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All right, sal,
fuss with that shirt.
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It's just frustrating
when they don't tell us
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If they want to pressed
the dry cleaned.
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It gets me angry.
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Uh-oh.
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Whatever.
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Alright, sal.
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I have two items
that have, uh,
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Where I sprinkled
some blood on it.
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And what is
this, sir?
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It's blood.
It's blood. Okay.
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Sal's got blood.
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He's got live, active blood
in front of him right now.
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Oh, what is that?
That's a yellow -- egg.
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What the
happened?
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What kind of knife
did you have?
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Blood, egg.
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Okay. Got it.
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You know, sal, we can do a
filipino dry suck on the blood.
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You know, we --
do you know that
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We have a -- we have
a special solvent.
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We can do a filipino
dry suck on these.
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yeah. There you go.
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Sal, stress to him that the
cops will find no dna at all.
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And we're gonna get
these out.
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There's no evidence,
no cops, no nothing like that.
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No, this is
a cut yesterday.
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Oh, a cut.
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Oh, yeah,
yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
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No, no.
Hey, hey, you got cut yesterday.
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It's all right.
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It was a cut.
Nothing happened.
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Toss his clothes
over your shoulder.
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We'll do that.
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Can I help you, sir?
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Alright, sal.
Yes.
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Phone number.
I'm picking up.
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Please.
Uh, one second.
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Oh, sal, we did find
an entire doughnut in your suit.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, well, there it is.
Okay, I have a note on here.
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Yeah, in one of your suits,
we found a full doughnut.
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A what?
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There was a full doughnut
in one of your suits.
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It's my son's suit.
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Oh, well...
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It's bizarre.
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Do you want we should
dispose the doughnut?
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Yes.
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Yeah, ask him
if he wants the doughnut.
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He doesn't want it.
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I just...If you want to put him
on speaker, I could ask him.
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Did you have a doughnut
in your suit?
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No.
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Hello? Hello.
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Man:What areyou talking about?
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There was a full boston cream
in the inside jacket.
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That is justnot true.
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So it's okay
if I have it, then?
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I can definitely take care
of that doughnut.
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I'll eat it.
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I can have the doughnut?
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Yeah. Yeah.You can have it.
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It's all yours.
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And then it was
a dry clean and a laundered.
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Never hand it to him, buddy.
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Okay. And then --
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There you go.
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We haven't seen my
wife's mother in, like...
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It's a dance.
It's a dance.
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The doughnut.
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And she's all yours.
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And so this is
everything, right?
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Now walk away.
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Or I can give it
to you over here.
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And that's it.
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Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Have a great day.
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Thank you for that
boston cream.
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Here we go. Coming in.
Two women.
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She parked terribly.
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Murr, murr, somewhere under
there is a huge plate of wings.
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Get that out right now
and just start eating them.
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Get your hands
all messed up in them.
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Are they parked?
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That's what he said. He goes,
"they parked really badly."
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I told you
they parked terribly.
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You know what?
You know what?
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Take the whole plate of wings,
walk out the door,
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Knock on the car,
let her roll down, and just go,
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"you parked real bad."
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Yeah. That's it.
Real casual.
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Size it up.
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You parked real bad.
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With the bone
in his hand.
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You parked real bad.
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Yeah. Back it up.
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It's real bad, lady.
Cut the wheel.
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No, no. Okay. No.
You went through the other spot.
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No. You have to go --
all right, all right.
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You're okay?
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Is she trying to park,
or is she trying to leave?
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I don't know what
she's doing, man.
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Now she's horizontal.
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Hi.
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How are you today?
Good.
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Murr, there was a negative
yelp review left yesterday.
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You have it on your phone
right now.
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I texted it to you.
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Maybe read it to her
out loud and see
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If she's the one
who left it.
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I have to ask,
does this sound familiar to you?
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There was a review left on yelp,
and it said, um,
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"middle aged bald worker
behind the counter
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Tried to sell me
counterfeit designer bags
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When I dropped off
my clothes.
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They were about as fake as those
chicklet veneers in his..."
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It gets worse.
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"I knew because the dye
on the bags stained his fingers.
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When I pointed this
out to him,
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He immediately started
sucking on his fingers
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In a vain attempt
to get the dye out,
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And claimed it was
just chicken juice
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From his big
chicken lunch.
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The whole interaction
gave me the ick."
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Is that you, val?
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No, it's not me.
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I want
to make it right
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If it was you
that posted it.
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Did that even happen?
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Yes, it did. It was you.
It was you.
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It was not me!
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You're asking me, grilling me
about it now, val.
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You understand, I had a big
chicken lunch that day.
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I do not
look at yelp.
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I had a big
chicken lunch.
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That was chicken juice.
That's why it ran.
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They're gucci.
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Come back! Val!
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Val, it was a big chicken lunch.
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What happened?
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Murr: Val, it was a big
chicken lunch!
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What's up?
259
00:10:32,812 --> 00:10:34,145
What happened?
260
00:10:34,147 --> 00:10:35,346
Oh, no. We're good.
261
00:10:35,348 --> 00:10:37,415
Oh. Did you write
this review?
262
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,084
Yeah. Here's what
happened.
263
00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:42,820
So someone left
a bad yelp review for the store.
264
00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:44,822
I'm asking everybody to see
who posted the yelp review.
265
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,758
It's clearly about me,
and the bags,
266
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,893
They're real.
267
00:10:48,027 --> 00:10:49,294
I just had a big
chicken lunch.
268
00:10:49,429 --> 00:10:50,696
Let me just say this.
Let me interrupt you.
269
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:53,765
I don't give a shit
about a yelp review.
270
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,233
I don't write yelp reviews.
271
00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:57,435
I'm born and raised
in harlem, man.
272
00:10:57,437 --> 00:10:59,237
And when we come from, you know,
we don't write yelp reviews.
273
00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,038
We yelp you right
in your face.
274
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:01,773
Yeah,
I agree with you.
275
00:11:03,443 --> 00:11:04,842
I got a question
for you.
276
00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:05,843
Have you ever heard of
the television show
277
00:11:05,979 --> 00:11:07,379
"impractical jokers"?
278
00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:09,247
Yes, I have.
279
00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:11,983
I'm on it.
And so are you right now.
280
00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:14,052
It's all a joke. I'm murr from
"impractical jokers."
281
00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:16,722
I'm murr
from "impractical jokers".
282
00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:18,323
It's just a joke,
buddy.
283
00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:23,728
Narrator: Q's dirty laundry
has been aired out,
284
00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:26,198
So he's first up
on the loser board.
285
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,867
Today we're back
at the american dream mall,
286
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:32,137
Posing as casting directors
for a gritty crime drama.
287
00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:33,739
You know, like
"law & order"?
288
00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:35,807
Yeah, and we're trying
to cast real people
289
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,074
To play a small role
in the show.
290
00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:39,277
The catch is,
the role is so stupid
291
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,479
That you'd have to be a real
stupid idiot to agree to it,
292
00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,148
But that's hollywood.
293
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,883
If you can't cast
anybody, you lose.
294
00:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,352
All right. Cut.
That's it. Check the gate.
295
00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:49,086
That's lunch. That's lunch.
That's lunch.
296
00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:51,222
Let's go. Move it!
297
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:52,924
That's hollywood.
298
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,496
All right,
there he is.
299
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:00,365
Murr: Joining you is kate,
one of our producers.
300
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,367
She's going to be your
fellow casting director.
301
00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:04,970
Looking for someone to be
on "lauren order."
302
00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:07,104
"law & order"
from wolf dick.
303
00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,506
You're gonna help me
close the deal.
304
00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:10,175
I'm the muscle.
305
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,777
Yes.
306
00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:12,910
Excuse me.
307
00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:14,379
Oh, here we go.
308
00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:16,314
Do you know the television
show "law & order"?
309
00:12:16,316 --> 00:12:17,849
Yeah.
310
00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,917
Well, we're filming on
the third floor, a scene today.
311
00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:21,386
A lot of times,
we cast real people,
312
00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:24,255
And we need an extra
to play a small role
313
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:25,991
For about 10 minutes.
314
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,859
It'll pay $150.
315
00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,462
If you have any interest at all,
I can tell you what the role is.
316
00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:31,463
What's the role?
317
00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:33,931
Yeah, the role is...
318
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:37,134
We need you to strangle
a small child behind a claire's.
319
00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,871
We need...
320
00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:42,007
So all we need you to do
is strangle a small child
321
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,342
Behind the claire's.
322
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,877
Strangle is like...
323
00:12:45,879 --> 00:12:47,145
Yeah, like choke
the kid.
324
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,346
Yeah. No problem.
I can do that.
325
00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:49,480
Yeah, yeah.
326
00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,150
We got another role.
Hold on.
327
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,819
I have another one.
So you could pick.
328
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:56,954
You could strangle a child
behind a claire's or...
329
00:12:56,956 --> 00:12:59,024
Powerbomb a child.
330
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,225
...You could
powerbomb a child...
331
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,560
Through a wetzel's pretzel
counter.
332
00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:06,297
Through a wetzel's pretzels
sheet glass counter.
333
00:13:06,299 --> 00:13:07,899
What is a powerbomb?
334
00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:09,367
A powerbomb is like -- okay,
so a powerbomb would be like
335
00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:11,436
I take her legs
336
00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:13,571
And I put her legs
over my shoulders like this.
337
00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:16,241
So I'm holding her here
so her legs are on my shoulders.
338
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:18,376
So I lift her up,
339
00:13:18,511 --> 00:13:20,311
And I slam her right
through the wetzel's pretzels.
340
00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:21,512
I can do both.
341
00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:23,381
He can do both.
You want to do both?
342
00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:24,582
You would do both?
343
00:13:24,718 --> 00:13:26,384
That's no problem.
344
00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:27,985
Okay, so you'll strangle
a child behind the claire's
345
00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:29,254
And then powerbomb another child
out of wetzel's pretzels
346
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,988
Right through
the sheet glass.
347
00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,057
Yeah, no problem. How much is
this paying, you said?
348
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,125
$150.
349
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,192
All right.
350
00:13:35,194 --> 00:13:36,994
For both, or for
if I do one?
351
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:38,863
Well, you can do both.
352
00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:39,865
Make him pick.
353
00:13:39,999 --> 00:13:41,198
For $150.
354
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,467
You can pick one.
355
00:13:42,602 --> 00:13:43,869
I pick...
356
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,136
You want to
strangle the kid?
357
00:13:46,673 --> 00:13:48,139
Okay.
Yeah, we'll do it.
358
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,207
So just come with me
up to the third floor.
359
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:51,609
10, 15 minutes.
360
00:13:51,745 --> 00:13:53,545
10, 15 minutes.
No problem.
361
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,613
He was fine
with either one,
362
00:13:55,615 --> 00:13:57,148
But he'll choose
to strangle the kid.
363
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,951
This is a new season.
364
00:13:59,953 --> 00:14:01,553
It's "law & order:
Children only."
365
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:05,156
Murr: Hey, hubert.
366
00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:06,224
Yeah.
367
00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:07,959
Let's run over here.
368
00:14:07,961 --> 00:14:09,560
Hey, do you guys know
this tv show "law & order"?
369
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:11,096
Yeah.
370
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,297
We're shooting it
right upstairs.
371
00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:14,031
And we need
some extras for the backgrounds.
372
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,032
It's 10 minutes
worth of work.
373
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:16,301
It's 100 bucks.
374
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:17,302
You guys have any interest
in just being
375
00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,036
A background extra
for 10 minutes?
376
00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:20,105
I can tell you what
it's about.
377
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,508
Let me tell you
what it's about.
378
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:24,642
Guys, so what --
they're in a hurry, guys.
379
00:14:24,778 --> 00:14:25,643
So I just need to know.
380
00:14:25,779 --> 00:14:27,044
We have two different roles.
381
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,379
We have two
different roles. Oh, perfect.
382
00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:29,580
One for a guy.
383
00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:31,182
One for a guy.
384
00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:32,183
Okay, so he played --
you play a maintenance man.
385
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:33,651
You play
a maintenance man.
386
00:14:33,653 --> 00:14:36,321
Who's getting roasted
like a pig over a spit.
387
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,391
Okay, so you'd be
the victim.
388
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,527
You'd get roasted like a pig
on a on a spit.
389
00:14:42,662 --> 00:14:44,395
Sal: Yeah, and in your mouth
would be a lightbulb.
390
00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:46,598
And then in your mouth
would be a light bulb.
391
00:14:48,735 --> 00:14:50,268
Wait.
And then the girl part is...
392
00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,137
What's the other one?
393
00:14:52,272 --> 00:14:54,071
We need a bitch
to throw rocks at an orphan.
394
00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:59,410
Oh, we need we need a bitch
to throw rocks at an orphan.
395
00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:01,146
How do you feel about throwing
rocks at an orphan?
396
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,480
Probably not today.
397
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,215
Not today.
Okay, so, no.
398
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:06,217
That's going to be
a no on "law & order."
399
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,953
He didn't even let
me get it out.
400
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:10,155
Sal: I wanted to follow up
with things
401
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,489
For you to say,
but they just...
402
00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:12,690
They're not staying.
403
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:13,691
Would you be a bitch
that throws rocks
404
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,293
At an orphan tomorrow?
405
00:15:19,098 --> 00:15:20,698
No go, buddy.
That's a no go.
406
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,167
This guy here.
407
00:15:22,301 --> 00:15:23,301
Oh. All right.
408
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,436
Hey, guys,
409
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:26,971
Have you ever heard of
the tv show "law & order"?
410
00:15:27,106 --> 00:15:28,306
Yes.
411
00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:29,707
We're filming it
on the third floor,
412
00:15:29,843 --> 00:15:32,377
And we're looking for
a couple of background extras.
413
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:34,179
And you actually fit one
of the parts, sir.
414
00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:36,113
It pays 200 bucks
for 10 minutes of work
415
00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:38,383
To be in the background
of a shot.
416
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:42,988
My name is james.
This is kate.
417
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:45,122
We're two of the producers
of the show.
418
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,391
It's "law & order".
You've seen it before.
419
00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:47,525
Wolf dick.
420
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,060
Um, let me tell you
about the role.
421
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:51,062
Hey, guys, the gentleman here,
the cream shirt.
422
00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:53,064
Yeah, he'll be
in the background,
423
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:55,733
And he'll be jostling a bunch of
elderly ladies until one of
424
00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:57,535
Them kicks him in
the nice and friendlies.
425
00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:07,378
Murr: Let me tell you
about the role.
426
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,513
Hey, guys, the gentleman here
with the cream shirt.
427
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,448
Yeah, he'll be
in the background,
428
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,984
And he'll be jostling
a bunch of elderly ladies
429
00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:16,453
Until one of them kicks him
in the nice and friendlies.
430
00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:20,391
We need you to be
in the background,
431
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:24,728
Jostling a bunch of
elderly ladies until one of them
432
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:28,399
Gets pissed and kicks you
in the nice and friendlies.
433
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,133
Mnh-mnh,
you can't do that.
434
00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:33,537
He can't be
seen doing that.
435
00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:34,671
It's acting.
436
00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:36,339
Kate: It's acting.
437
00:16:36,341 --> 00:16:37,474
As long as you don't
really do it.
438
00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:38,675
I mean, you know...
439
00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:40,343
Well, it's got to
play real.
440
00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:43,146
You know, if you'll do it,
it's very real.
441
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,548
Okay.
442
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:47,084
Is this "law & order:
Special victims"?
443
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:48,619
Sal: No, this isn't that one.
444
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:50,353
Rvu. Regular victims.
445
00:16:50,489 --> 00:16:51,555
It's regular victims.
446
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,424
It's "law & order: Rvu."
447
00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:55,492
Rvu.
448
00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,494
We do have another role,
if you're interested, ma'am.
449
00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,163
And then there is another role
if you want.
450
00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,632
The role they're
looking for is...
451
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,700
We need a stand in
452
00:17:03,836 --> 00:17:05,436
To play a corpse
at the bottom of a porta potty.
453
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:08,238
They do need
another person.
454
00:17:08,373 --> 00:17:09,640
What is it?
Yes.
455
00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:12,242
The other part is they need
a person to play a corpse
456
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:13,710
At the bottom of
a porta potty.
457
00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:14,645
Who gets discovered...
458
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,779
Who gets discovered...
459
00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,114
And this is cute.
460
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:18,115
And this is cute.
461
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,316
A jogger gets the run.
462
00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:20,917
A jogger gets the runs.
463
00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:22,653
So they need a person
to play a corpse at the bottom
464
00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:25,188
Of a porta potty
that gets discovered
465
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:25,789
When a jogger
gets the runs.
466
00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:27,658
Why is that funny?
467
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,260
He gets kicked in
the nice and friendlies.
468
00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:31,795
You get discovered
by a jogger with the runs.
469
00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:33,530
Look, you get kicked
in the nice and friendlies.
470
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,266
You get discovered by a jogger
with the runs.
471
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,469
Are we doing this?
472
00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:39,536
You gonna pass?
473
00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,338
Oh, my...Alright.
474
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,473
Guys, they said no.
475
00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:45,476
Noble effort, my friend.
476
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,544
Narrator: Murr and q
couldn't fill the role.
477
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,347
So q is tonight's big loser.
478
00:17:51,016 --> 00:17:53,283
All right, baby.
Q, you lost.
479
00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:54,818
And dang, we were
supposed to film
480
00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:56,219
Your punishment
at the zoo, but,
481
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:58,822
Oh, the zoo fell through.
482
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:02,425
Yeah, the dang zoo
fell through.
483
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,695
But we have all this
animal related material
484
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,497
That can't go to waste.
485
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:08,098
So instead, you're
going to be a ticket taker
486
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,501
Saying those same
exact zoo related lines
487
00:18:10,635 --> 00:18:12,636
To concert goers here
for the big big train show
488
00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:14,171
At the williams center.
489
00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:16,239
You've got to say
every line
490
00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:18,108
We give you to every animal
that passes by.
491
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,776
Did I say animal?
Yeah.
492
00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,444
I meant concert goer.
493
00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:23,446
Because the zoo
fell through.
494
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:24,982
Fell through, buddy.
It fell through.
495
00:18:25,117 --> 00:18:26,249
It does that.
You see what happened here?
496
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,918
This is how you dress
when you go to the zoo?
497
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,720
He looks like he's on safari.
498
00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:32,389
All right,
let me go do this.
499
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,125
All right, q, you know that your
your right pocket is stuffed
500
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,727
With dozens and dozens
and dozens of lines
501
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,262
That you would normally
overhear at a zoo.
502
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:43,466
And it's a little bit of a zoo
slash concert goer roulette.
503
00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:45,602
At any point,
did either of you stop to
504
00:18:45,738 --> 00:18:47,337
Talk about how stupid
this is?
505
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:49,139
I'm sorry. What do you mean?
We're making do.
506
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,673
The zoo fell through.
507
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:52,209
There never was a zoo.
508
00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,611
If there was no zoo
to begin with,
509
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:58,882
How could it be that I literally
have a chimpanzee with me
510
00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:00,551
Back here as we speak?
511
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,686
That's just murray.
And he didn't get waxed.
512
00:19:04,823 --> 00:19:06,223
Here we go.
513
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,624
No.
514
00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:10,493
No!
Come on, come on.
515
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:11,762
You got to do it.
Oh, no.
516
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:13,964
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
517
00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:15,832
Hey, guys.
How are you?
518
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,368
Hey. Good. How are you?
519
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:18,969
All right, they're going to scan
your tickets over there.
520
00:19:19,104 --> 00:19:20,503
I'm just going to give you the,
uh, these things.
521
00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:22,505
Sal: You have something
to say to cole?
522
00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:24,575
Fascinating.
523
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:28,711
With proper diet, this jackass
could live another 15 years.
524
00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,048
Fascinating stuff.
Thank you very much.
525
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,984
Hey. No problem.
Enjoy the show.
526
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:40,390
Murr: You see why we couldn't
waste the zoo creative, right?
527
00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:42,659
Just so many great...
Factoids.
528
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:43,794
Factoids.
529
00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:45,396
I'm going to get punched.
530
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,063
Hey, guys! Hello? Yes!
531
00:19:47,065 --> 00:19:48,865
Here we go. Here we go.
532
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,333
How are you guys doing?
533
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:51,534
Good, good.
Yourself?
534
00:19:51,536 --> 00:19:52,469
Fascinating.
535
00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:54,004
They pair off in same sex groups
536
00:19:54,139 --> 00:19:55,872
When there are
no females present.
537
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,742
Okay.
538
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,411
All right, guys.
539
00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:01,945
All right, there's plenty of
females in there.
540
00:20:01,947 --> 00:20:03,413
You know what I'm saying?
541
00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:04,681
The species will live on.
542
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:11,354
I can't.
543
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,889
Go, go.
Say it, say it.
544
00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:13,824
Murr: Say it.
545
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:16,293
Hey, hey!
546
00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:19,296
Say it, brian.
Say it, brian.
547
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:25,502
Okay, well, if we don't get
these two to mate, they're kind
548
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:28,238
Might be doomed.
549
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:31,842
Oh, it gets weirder.
It gets weirder.
550
00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:33,510
They're gonna scare
you right in there.
551
00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:34,445
Great.
552
00:20:34,579 --> 00:20:35,446
Thank you.
553
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,814
Oh, boy.
554
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:40,851
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
555
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,719
Oh, god.
556
00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,788
Please be a dude
that walks through the door.
557
00:20:44,923 --> 00:20:46,923
So we want it
to be a woman.
558
00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:48,525
We want it to be a woman.
That's my takeaway.
559
00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,393
Oh, no.
560
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:52,529
I'm seeing a lot
of women's shoes out that door.
561
00:20:52,531 --> 00:20:54,865
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no.
562
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,599
Here we go.
563
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:57,601
Yes!
Yes!
564
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:03,473
Oh, god.
565
00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:05,809
Please be a dude
that walks through the door.
566
00:21:05,944 --> 00:21:07,344
So we want it to
be a woman.
567
00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,413
We want it to be a woman.
That's my takeaway.
568
00:21:09,548 --> 00:21:11,348
Oh, no.
569
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:13,149
I'm seeing a lot of women's
shoes out that door.
570
00:21:13,151 --> 00:21:14,385
Oh, no.
571
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,553
Oh, no. No, no.
572
00:21:16,688 --> 00:21:17,821
Murr: Here we go.
573
00:21:17,956 --> 00:21:19,890
Yes!
574
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:21,625
Oh, now that's a gorilla.
575
00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:27,898
Who's a gorilla, cole?
576
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,966
Which one's a gorilla?
577
00:21:31,703 --> 00:21:33,770
Well, she walked in first.
578
00:21:35,707 --> 00:21:38,575
Go enjoy the show,
your party animals.
579
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,444
It's harder than I would have
thought it would be.
580
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:41,978
We aren't gonna stop
until there's
581
00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:43,179
No lines left
in your pocket, buddy.
582
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:45,515
We're gonna do 500 lines.
583
00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:46,717
Here we go.
584
00:21:46,852 --> 00:21:49,319
This is just my life
for the next hour.
585
00:21:49,455 --> 00:21:50,854
Okay.
586
00:21:50,989 --> 00:21:52,522
Oh, he's all puffed up.
587
00:21:52,658 --> 00:21:56,593
Now, it makes him look big,
but he's not.
588
00:21:56,595 --> 00:21:59,396
This one looks like it's
been hit by a boat propeller.
589
00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:06,270
Hello. Okay, now
this one is past breeding age.
590
00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:08,071
Well, my wife is.
591
00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:15,679
Okay, now the weight gain
is hormonal,
592
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:16,747
And so is the snapping.
593
00:22:16,882 --> 00:22:19,616
Best give her some space.
594
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:23,420
Oh, no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
595
00:22:23,555 --> 00:22:26,823
He'll mount other males
just to show his dominance.
596
00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:32,596
Hey, buddy, too bad your
punishment is not over.
597
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:38,502
oh, no.
598
00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,304
Okay.
How's it going?
599
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,906
Good. I'm worried
with all the security.
600
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,975
Oh, no.
You're good, you're good.
601
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:47,644
So this female is dominating
the male, you see?
602
00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:50,981
Yeah. So you're going to scan
your ticket right over there.
603
00:22:51,116 --> 00:22:52,782
Wait, who's
the dominant one?
604
00:22:52,784 --> 00:22:54,384
So, who's
the dominant one?
605
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,086
This female is dominating
the male.
606
00:23:03,462 --> 00:23:04,661
Is that an offer?
607
00:23:04,663 --> 00:23:05,996
No.
Oh! Oh!
608
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:08,665
Enjoy the show.
Thanks, man.
609
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,800
All right.
610
00:23:10,802 --> 00:23:12,135
Sal: What a weird
interaction.
611
00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:14,070
All right.
How are you doing?
612
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,405
I just have to put
on you this, though,
613
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,407
So you can grab yourself a beer.
614
00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:18,742
Okay, great.
615
00:23:18,877 --> 00:23:20,744
We got a little surprise
for q.
616
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:23,981
Now, those humps are
primarily for storing fat.
617
00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:30,754
What was that?
618
00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:31,755
What did you just say?
619
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,357
What humps?
620
00:23:36,228 --> 00:23:38,028
We've been missing it.
Spit take for every one
621
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:39,496
From now on, please.
622
00:23:39,631 --> 00:23:41,799
Okay, great. Well, this one just
gave birth, so...
623
00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:44,968
Get a load of that beak.
624
00:23:47,706 --> 00:23:49,940
Oh, this one's in heat.
625
00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:58,048
I mean,
I'm covered in his saliva.
626
00:23:58,183 --> 00:23:59,583
Wow.
627
00:23:59,718 --> 00:24:01,051
Murr: Well done, q.
628
00:24:01,053 --> 00:24:02,752
What are we doing
at this point in our lives?
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