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Narrator: Coming up, why is q
acting like a jackass?
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Heehaw! Right?
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What's got murr cutting loose?
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Just two bros
brooding. Right?
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And which losing joker
will have to charm his way
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Out of tonight's punishment?
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[ laughter ]
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Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.
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Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
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[ laughter ]
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Murr: Like a boss!
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[ laughter ]
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Sal:
I will never forgive you!
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Joe: Larry!
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[ laughter ]
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Sal: Oh, damn,
they coming out now!
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Today, we're playing c.E.O.S
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With the biggest pitch meeting
of our life
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With overseas investors,
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Who -- uh-oh --
arrived a day early.
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That's right.
We've been caught "unprepared."
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And now we're gonna have
to convince a random temp worker
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To join our meeting posing
as our senior vice president.
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The catch is
the temp worker
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Doesn't know a darn thing
about our company.
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They'll have to riff
every answer believably
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Or risk losing us
the big deal.
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At the end
of the meeting,
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The investors will
invite them to dinner.
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After all of this,
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If they don't agree
to go to dinner, you lose.
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Wait. So the meeting
has nothing to do with...
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Pretty much.
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No, they got to make it
to the end of the meeting.
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♪♪
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Oh, hi.
Hey, how are you doing?
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How are you?
Cam, james murray.
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I'm the head here.
How are you?
I'm alright.
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Little does cam know,
he's about to be, uh, promoted.
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It's so exciting. I mean,
our company started so small.
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Alright. So cole's gonna
come in right now
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And tell murr that
our overseas investors
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Have came in early.
Oh, catastrophe.
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Sorry, we have, like,
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A little problem.
What's up?
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Um, our investors
are here.
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They're supposed to
come in tomorrow.
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"no, no."
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No, no. How --
how did you get the dates --
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I don't get it.
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"we are
the second largest
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Shoelace manufacturer
in the northeast."
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We are the second largest
shoelace manufacturers
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In the northeast.
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Go, go, go.
Don't keep them waiting.
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Cam, right?
What was your name, cam?
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Congrats.
You are the new svp.
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Take this off?
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Take it off right now.
I'm gonna -- you know,
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We have jackets in the back.
Let me grab a couple jackets.
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Wow.
He is in!
He's in!
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The svp's name
is branford jimenez.
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Branford.
Branford.
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This is amazing.
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Welcome. Welcome
to the mandu group.
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Welcome. Welcome.
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So the investors are actors.
They're in on it.
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We are very excited
to meet you.
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So are we.
So are we.
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[ laughter ]
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Our company, as you know,
is the...
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Large--
second largest...
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Second largest...
...Shoelace company.
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...Shoelace company.
We do...
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Two.
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Our customer
is always first here.
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We've been saying that
for many, many years now.
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No customers, no shoes,
no laces.
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That's right.
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[ laughter ]
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So in that case,
how do you feel about velcro?
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Velcro?
Velcro?
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Oh, I think branford's
got the answer to this, murr.
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Yeah. Velcro is --
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It's easy,
but then it's too bulky.
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[ investors conversing
in japanese ]
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Velcro shoes are big.
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Q: Look at murray!
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[ laughter ]
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What drew you to us
as investors?
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What drew us to you
as investors?
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Well, we've been looking
for something,
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Someone outside
of our scope.
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Branford.
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Taking it to number one.
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I love cam.
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So can we count on
your investment dollars?
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Um, yes, yes.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, uh, would you like to join
us for the dinner tonight?
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Q: Here we go, murr.
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Uh, okay.
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Yes, we'd love to.
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God!
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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[ ding! ]
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Murr: Alright,
here's joe gatto.
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Hi, how are you?
Joe: Well, great. Hi.
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I'm just helping out.
I'm beth.
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Hi, I'm joe.
Nice to meet you.
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-Nice to meet you as well.
-Yeah. We're excited.
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You know, we've been working
hard for a long time.
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What kind of business
is it?
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Murr: "we manufacture
and distribute pet toys..."
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We manufacture
and distribute pet toys...
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"...Made out of recycled
plastics, natural woods..."
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...Made out of recycled
plastics, natural woods...
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"...And fortified
carcasses."
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...And, uh,
fortified carcasses.
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-Nice.
-Yeah.
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Real quick. Sorry.
Give me one second, beth.
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So our investors
are actually here.
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What's that now?
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The investors.
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They're supposed to
be here tomorrow.
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They're expecting
a meeting with me
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And the senior
vice president.
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I'll try to stall
a little bit, but I...
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Beth, do you think you could
help me out real quick?
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Yeah, what do you need?
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Do you want me to move
all this stuff?
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No, I want you
to pretend to be my svp.
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Oh. Hi, okay.
That's it.
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[ laughter ]
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Our svp's name
is jamila.
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Oh, jamila?
She goes by jam.
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Okay.
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Murr: Oh, joey,
here they come.
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Make sure you bow.
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Hi, I'm joe.
This is jam.
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-Hello.
-Nice to meet you.
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Yes, please. Please.
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So, jam, we heard
so much about you.
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Did you?
All good, I hope.
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"how is the family?"
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How is the family?
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Oh, they're excellent.
Thank you so much.
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"how is young topher?"
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And how is young topher?
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Oh, topher.
Your son topher.
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Yeah, no,
everything's fine.
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He's doing really well.
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We're getting him
in different programs
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And everything's
going really well for him.
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You know, our company
manufactures pet toys
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Made out of, you know,
recycled plastics
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And, uh...
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Fortified carcasses.
Fortified carcasses.
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She remembered
what it was!
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Where do you source
the carcass from
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For the toys?
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The -- the all-natural
carcasses?
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That's his job.
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Ah, yes.
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Oh, my god!
[ speaks indistinctly ]
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We'll also get some
bigger roadkill items
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From the midwest.
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Yes.
Okay, moving on.
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But also, like I said --
I'm sorry to interrupt.
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No, no, go.
Please take it, jam.
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She's -- she's --
she's -- she's --
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She's not even waiting for him
to prompt.
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She's taking the bull
by the horns.
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[ investors conversing
in japanese ]
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Sion, be like,
"are you two okay
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Working together
since the divorce?"
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Will it be okay working together
since the divorce?
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Me and him divorced?
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Yeah.
Yeah, everything's fine.
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[ laughter ]
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Personal is personal.
Business is business.
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She's covering
for their fake marriage.
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And like I said,
we're still family,
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We'll always be family.
That's besides the point.
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[ conversing in japanese ]
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Yeah, we invest.
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Oh, you'll invest?
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Oh, okay, great.
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Ask about the dinner.
It's not over yet.
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Do you guys mind
joining us for dinner?
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Unfortunately,
I cannot tonight
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Because I have to go
pick up my child.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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What an upset!
What an upset!
After all that.
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Yes!
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We no longer interested
in investment.
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Okay, then I'll go to dinner,
I'll make...
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[ jokers cheering ]
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Oh, my god!
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[ laughing and cheering ]
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So that's how you do it.
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[ ding! ]
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Prince.
Mo.
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Oh, pleasure.
Nice to meet you.
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Everybody's so nice
immediately.
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Yeah,
we're transitioning in.
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What type of company
is it?
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"we're a leading distributor
of hard-shell pencil cases
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South of canada."
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We're the leading
distributor
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Of hard-shell pencil cases
south of canada.
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Got it, got it, got it.
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Mo: Yeah.
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Prince.
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The investors are here.
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Tomorrow, yes.
No, no.
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They're here now.
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My senior vice president
is not here.
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I can't pitch to them
now.
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I apologize, but I don't
know what to tell you.
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This is happening.
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Oh, god.
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Mo, did you happen
to catch that?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Would you mind just taking the
role of svp for a few minutes?
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I'll talk to them
through this presentation
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Just so they think
we're here.
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I'll do all
the heavy lifting.
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I'm in sales,
so I could do...
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Oh, come on!
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My svp's name is francois.
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Yeah, francois.
Francois.
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Q: Here they are.
They just came in.
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He's in!
He's in!
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-Francois, yeah.
-Hi.
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Sal: Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Yeah. Please.
We'll all have a seat.
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Murr:
This kind of meeting
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Can make or break
a company like this.
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Obviously,
you are here
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Because we have the best
hard-shell pencil cases
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South of canada.
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Why not soft shell?
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Well, soft shell, it's soft
enough where the pencil is --
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Is liable to break.
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Wow!
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Oh, my god, this guy.
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What's the single word
you use
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To describe
your company?
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What is a single word
that we would use
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To describe our company?
-Right.
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We...
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What's the single word
you use
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To describe
your company?
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What is a single word
that we would use
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To describe our company?
-Correct.
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Traction.
258
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,558
Traction is what it is.
259
00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,426
Traction is always
on our mind.
260
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:51,163
Kaiser, ask him,
"francois, I almost forgot."
261
00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:53,365
Oh, francois,
I almost forgot.
262
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,301
"what was it like
climbing mount everest?"
263
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:59,638
What was it like
to climb mt. Everest?
264
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,106
Oh, because your bio
on the website.
265
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,907
Yes. Yes.
Right.
266
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,108
Painful.
267
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,178
[ laughter ]
268
00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,712
Yes, yes, painful.
269
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,448
Something
I wouldn't do again.
270
00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,915
[ laughter ]
271
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,517
Alright. Let's see
if he wants to go out to dinner.
272
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,252
Uh, one more question.
273
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,322
Do you want to share dinner
with us tonight?
274
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,793
Well, um...
275
00:09:20,795 --> 00:09:22,461
Uh...
276
00:09:22,463 --> 00:09:23,728
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
277
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,730
[ all cheering ]
278
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,532
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
279
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,468
Alright. Alright.
280
00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:30,602
They bought that.
281
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,536
[ ding! ]
282
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,937
Murr: Nicely done.
283
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,808
Alright, q.
284
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,275
Q: Oh. Oh, hey. Hey.
How's it going?
285
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,276
I didn't know
anybody was in here.
286
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,411
What is your name?
287
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,679
Owen.
Owen, I'm brian.
288
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,680
Brian.
How are you?
289
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,415
Nice to meet you, owen.
Nice to meet you.
290
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,149
You know what we do?
You ever hear of us?
291
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,551
No, I never hear --
what?
292
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,953
Donkey dance
margarita blenders.
293
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:52,757
We are donkey dance
margarita blenders.
294
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,359
Have you ever heard
of it?
No.
295
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:57,962
They're like party margarita
blenders. It's great.
296
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,964
Hey, brian.
Sorry to break up the party.
297
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:02,167
Hey, cole.
What's going on, bud?
298
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,570
So the investors
we're meeting are here.
299
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,039
What are you talking about?
They're here tomorrow.
300
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,107
The svp is supposed to be --
I can't give this by myself.
301
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,242
Cole: Alright. Alright.
302
00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,844
I will go buy some time.
303
00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:13,846
-Buy time.
-We'll figure it out.
304
00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:16,715
Oh. Oh, god.
Oh, god. Oh, god.
305
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,384
Owen.
Owen, you're my svp.
306
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,653
You're my svp.
Can you be an svp?
307
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,121
No, I can't.
308
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,923
What are you
talking about?!
309
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,991
All you got to do
is sit there
310
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,927
And just pretend
to be my svp.
311
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,328
-Okay.
-Yeah!
312
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,463
Let's get this...
313
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,664
My svp's name...
314
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,866
"is walt flanagan."
315
00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,868
It's, uh, walter flanagan.
That's your name.
316
00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,069
Walter flanagan.
317
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,470
Okay, let's send in
the investors.
318
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,939
Welcome.
This is walter. I'm brian.
319
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,674
How are you?
-Oh, walter.
320
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,142
Yes, yes.
Please have a seat.
321
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,944
I'm so excited you guys
were able to make it.
322
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,547
"why should we invest
in your company?"
323
00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:51,083
Walter, why should we invest
in your company?
324
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,553
Well, um,
everybody loves margaritas.
325
00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:56,154
[ laughter ]
326
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,956
He's in!
He's made the turn!
327
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,691
Put that [bleep]
on a t-shirt!
328
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,360
What are your long-term
staffing needs?
329
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,495
-Walt.
-Walt.
330
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,963
Walter,
if you don't mind.
331
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,566
Um...
Did we talk about that?
332
00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,501
We did.
It was the...
333
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,104
-Don't you dare!
-Don't you dare!
334
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,438
Two people.
We need two people.
335
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,907
-Two people?
-Yeah.
336
00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,108
Two people.
Two.
337
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,510
Two more people
on top of the company.
338
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,645
That'll make a thousand
and two people.
339
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:21,646
Angry sidebar.
340
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,782
[ slaps table ]
341
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,252
[ conversing in japanese ]
342
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,322
[ laughter ]
343
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,524
I think
it's going well.
344
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,459
Tell us a little
about the donkey.
345
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,394
Yes.
Why a donkey?
346
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,663
Well, the donkey...
347
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,332
[ laughter ]
348
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,734
Well, the donkey...
349
00:11:41,736 --> 00:11:43,736
He's a party guy,
350
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:46,538
And whenever you get drunk,
you get like a donkey.
351
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,673
Sal: That's it!
That's it!
352
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:53,145
Kaiser, just go,
"heehaw, heehaw."
353
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,147
Heehaw!
354
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,949
[ laughter ]
355
00:11:56,951 --> 00:11:58,016
All of you.
356
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,684
All of you go,
"heehaw."
everybody.
357
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,087
-Heehaw!
-Heehaw!
358
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,222
Right?
Dup-dup-dup-dup-dup.
359
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,024
-Heehaw!
-Heehaw!
360
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,826
Yes, yeah, we invest.
Yes, okay.
361
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,227
You're gonna invest?!
362
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,430
[ laughter ]
363
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:14,098
Uh, can you two join us
for dinner tonight?
364
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,769
Uh...
365
00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,703
You hungry?
Yeah.
366
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,972
Yeah?
Yeah.
367
00:12:19,974 --> 00:12:21,573
Yeah?
I'll back you up.
368
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,775
He'll back me up.
369
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:24,576
Oh, my god!
370
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,710
Thank you.
371
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,578
Wow. Heehaw.
372
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,180
-Heehaw.
-Heehaw.
373
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,048
[ ding! ]
374
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,050
Narrator:
No imposter syndrome here.
375
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,788
All the guys are safe
from the loser board.
376
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:36,989
What's up, y'alls?
377
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,456
Today we're working
on our dating profile.
378
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,591
The catch is,
379
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,859
The profiles have been written
by the other guys.
380
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,260
We're gonna have to
run our ridiculous
381
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,662
Dating profiles
by the stranger
382
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,464
And then ask them to rate
the profile
383
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:46,731
On a scale
from 1 to 10.
384
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,667
The joker
with the lowest score loses.
385
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,335
My wife, bessy, loves
when we play this game.
386
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,936
Mine doesn't.
387
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,874
♪♪
388
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,142
Hi. How are you?
389
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,411
Sal:
Here's murray's cupid.
390
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,545
You done these before?
391
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,946
No, actually.
First time.
392
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,682
Oh, really?
What's your name?
Justin.
393
00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:05,484
James.
Nice to meet you, buddy.
Nice to meet you.
394
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:08,086
I-I just had
a disastrous breakup.
395
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,754
Uh, yeah, me too.
You too?
396
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,955
"me too"?
397
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,424
Have you ever done this,
like, online-dating thing?
398
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,426
Actually, I've never
done that.
Really?
399
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,495
Do you mind
if I show you my profile?
Yeah, sure.
400
00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,363
I've never filled
one of these out before.
401
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,631
Oh, shoot.
They have an apple tv.
402
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,033
I can cast right to the thing.
That's great.
403
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:23,702
So it's me.
I'm magiclover76.
404
00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:24,636
Magiclover76.
405
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,439
I love magic,
and I was born in 1976.
406
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,573
Really?
Yeah.
407
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,309
Then I wrote,
"I apologize in advance
408
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,045
That you found yourself
here."
409
00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:34,913
That's a nice one.
410
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,282
"here's why I'm ready
for a relationship."
411
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,820
[ laughter ]
412
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:48,193
So it's me.
I'm magiclover76.
413
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:51,396
Then I wrote, "here's why
I'm ready for a relationship."
414
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,399
"I'm desperate for
a second source of income
415
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:58,003
Because I purchased a home
I'm not able to afford.
416
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,239
Please be ready
to move in a.S.A.P."
417
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:02,741
I'm in way over my head.
418
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,609
Yeah. I've actually never
experienced that before.
419
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,545
Yeah. Wait till you see
this next answer.
420
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,946
[ laughter ]
421
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,415
So "people
who know me say
422
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,218
I'm distracting
like a wind turbine
423
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,886
And equally bad
for birds."
424
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,089
Birds. Wow.
425
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,290
Like, I'm...You know?
426
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,492
Yeah, I know, like,
you're pretty energetic.
427
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,961
Yeah. Distracting.
428
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,230
I would add some things.
Add some things?
429
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,899
Yeah, like, kind of like
the brooding type of person.
430
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,968
Oh.
So add some depth to it.
431
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,970
Yeah. Like, I mean, like,
I have a serious side,
432
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,638
But I also have
this joking side
433
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,106
So you can be serious
with me.
434
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,575
Move your shoulders like him.
Move your shoulders like him.
435
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,109
I can make you laugh.
Yeah, like...
436
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,244
Yeah.
437
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,045
Like that.
438
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,380
Like a little...
Yeah.
439
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,114
Bouncing up and down.
440
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,315
Just two bros
brooding. Right?
441
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,185
This kid's really cool,
man.
442
00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,186
Let's see.
443
00:14:47,188 --> 00:14:49,588
"my perfect partner
is playful,
444
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:50,856
Good with the kids,
445
00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:53,859
Healthy coat,
and can smell cancer."
446
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,394
[ laughter ]
447
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,596
You're essentially saying,
"I want to date a dog."
448
00:14:57,598 --> 00:14:59,731
[ laughter ]
449
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:03,334
Q: His shirt's awesome.
"trust me, I'm a pro."
450
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,071
His demeanor is such as well.
He's the best.
451
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,007
So "my favorite memory
from my childhood
452
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:10,675
Is the french nanny
with the incredible bod
453
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,811
That used to babysit me.
454
00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:16,281
He taught me
how to be a man."
455
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,283
"he taught --" wow.
456
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,085
Great guy.
Wow.
457
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,820
Yeah.
I mean, hey,
he had a great body.
458
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,622
[ laughter ]
459
00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,892
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how dateable am I?
460
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:27,692
You want me to be honest?
461
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,561
I want you to be
dead honest.
462
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,362
If I was a female,
hypothetically,
463
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,298
And I saw this profile...
Yes.
464
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,833
...I would think
you are psycho crazy.
465
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:37,236
[ laughter ]
466
00:15:37,238 --> 00:15:38,437
"so a 1?"
467
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,638
1 to 10,
you would say a...
468
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,306
A negative 10.
469
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,776
You can't beat a negative 10,
470
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,911
So I guess we don't
even have to go.
471
00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,045
Right, murr?
No, definitely not.
472
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,046
Alright.
473
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,514
Love this kid.
474
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,515
And that's a wrap
on this challenge.
475
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,118
[ buzzer ]
476
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,054
Narrator: Murr couldn't make
the magic happen,
477
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,923
So he's tonight's big loser.
478
00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:59,591
[ all cheer ]
479
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,192
Murray's our
big loser today.
480
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,796
Hey, murr, what were you
doing on April 30, 2013?
481
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,131
I have no idea.
482
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,398
I will tell you
what you were doing.
483
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,934
We were filming
at a music store,
484
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,802
Playing music-instrument
salesmen.
485
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,803
I remember.
486
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,804
Remember what
I bought you that year?
487
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,805
You bought me a flute.
488
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,006
You remember
the promise you made me?
489
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,675
That I'd be able to play
the flute.
490
00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:17,876
Can you play the flute?
491
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,745
Ehh...
492
00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:22,147
All you got to do, murr,
is play the flute.
493
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,548
Alright.
494
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,416
So just head down that hallway
and play the flute.
495
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,086
I feel like
there's a catch!
496
00:16:27,088 --> 00:16:29,087
[ laughter ]
497
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,823
[ murr chuckling nervously ]
498
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,025
Sal: Alright, murr.
Welcome to flute hallway.
499
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,227
Follow the torch-lit
hallway.
500
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,163
[ laughter ]
501
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,765
Oh, yeah.
502
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,633
Murr: I don't like this.
503
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,034
Joe: You're gonna go all the way
down the hallway,
504
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,369
Then it's gonna
lead you to a door.
505
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,105
[ murr grunts ]
506
00:16:46,107 --> 00:16:47,372
[ door opening ]
507
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,439
Joe: Here we go.
508
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,509
Murr:
Okay, there's the flute.
509
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,311
Oh, what's -- what's next
to the flute?
510
00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:55,714
Murr: Okay, there's
my indiana jones hat.
511
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,716
Gentlemen, what does the hat
have to do with the flute?
512
00:16:57,718 --> 00:17:00,452
Well, put the hat on,
and you will see what happens.
513
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:05,390
♪♪
514
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,126
There he is,
murray-anda jones.
515
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:08,593
I see what
you've done, gentlemen.
516
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,728
Alright, so don't forget.
517
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:10,996
Right there,
your weapon of choice, right?
518
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:12,463
Yeah.
519
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,265
-You're gonna need that.
-Yes, okay.
520
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,935
[ jokers murmuring, laughing ]
521
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,403
-So cool.
-Oh.
522
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,272
Joe: Maybe you should go sit
in front of the basket.
523
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,674
You're fine,
everything's fine.
524
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,343
Everything's fine,
everything's fine.
525
00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:26,678
There you go, buddy.
526
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,813
What's in there?
527
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,414
Well, you could take a look.
528
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:34,219
♪♪
529
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,422
[ laughter ]
530
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,358
Very funny.
Very funny.
531
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,027
The reason you have the flute
is you cannot leave the pit
532
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:43,562
Until you play
the song correctly.
533
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:44,696
You've got to make
that thing dance.
534
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:48,433
[ humming snake charmer song ]
535
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,836
I don't know how to play.
536
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,303
You had eight years to practice.
537
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,972
[ blowing ]
538
00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:55,440
Joe: Yeah! There you go.
539
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,977
[ notes playing ]
540
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,580
Oh, no, a little bit.
There you go, murr.
541
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:04,916
I think you need
a little motivation, buddy.
542
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,984
You heard me, right?
543
00:18:05,986 --> 00:18:07,719
Yeah, I heard you, joe.
544
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,254
[ clang! ]
545
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,923
What the [bleep]
oh, no, no, no, no.
546
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,626
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ohh!
547
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,799
Joe: I think you need
a little motivation, buddy.
548
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:21,934
[ clang! ]
549
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,936
What the [bleep]
oh, no, no, no, no.
550
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:27,071
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ohh!
551
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,740
[ all yelling ]
552
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,208
Sal:
Start playing, murray!
553
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,743
Q: Play the flute!
554
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,746
[ notes playing ]
555
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,681
-Oh, my god!
-Oh, my god!
556
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,216
-Look at this!
-I'm nervous!
557
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:42,755
Oh, damn, oh, damn,
they coming out now!
558
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:44,890
It's on my leg!
It's on my leg!
It's on my leg!
559
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:51,096
[ humming snake charmer song ]
560
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,230
[ notes playing ]
561
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,498
An instructional video
would probably help you,
562
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,366
Right, murr?
-Yeah.
563
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,834
Right under you,
there's an ipad.
564
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,870
We're gonna be here
for a while, gentlemen.
565
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:02,174
Hey and welcome to my tutorial.
566
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,576
[ laughter ]
567
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,645
So you purse your lips like this.
568
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,114
You might need to adjust your head a little bit...
569
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:11,316
[ notes playing ]
570
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,852
-Oh, my god.
-Oh, my god!
571
00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,387
Oh, my god.
572
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,655
It's right between my legs!
573
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,523
Aah! Oh!
574
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,858
Don't forget to like and subscribe.
575
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,926
[ laughter ]
576
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,662
Why did it have
to be snakes, joe?
577
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,330
Let's clear out the snakes.
578
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,531
I think you need
bigger motivation.
579
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,000
[bleep]
580
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,267
Murray, you better learn quick,
581
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,204
Because on its way in
is our friend, 12-foot python.
582
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,339
Oh, no, no, no, no!
583
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,541
Oh, my god!
584
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god.
585
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,014
Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
586
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,148
[ notes playing ]
587
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,819
The pitch is getting higher
as the snakes get closer.
588
00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:49,287
Oh, it's hissing.
It's hissing.
589
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,689
Oh, my god, it's coming...
590
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,825
[ all talking at once ]
591
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,759
Oh, it's starting to loop
around you, bud.
592
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,495
It's starting to go
around you.
593
00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:58,296
It's right behind me.
It's hissing.
594
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,299
[ notes playing ]
595
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,502
He goes, "oh, my god,
it's hissing!"
596
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:04,969
[ all imitating flute ]
597
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,372
[ notes playing ]
598
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,640
Murr, by the way,
599
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,042
You can just play the song
that's loaded on the ipad.
600
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,510
[ grumbling ]
601
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:14,379
Son of a bitch.
602
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,315
I can't.
It's right on me.
603
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,251
Joe: Just swipe right.
It's the next song.
604
00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:21,653
How do I swipe?
605
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,121
How do I swipe?
606
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,523
Look at the snake's head!
607
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,591
Oh, my god! Aah!
608
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,593
[ all screaming ]
609
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,863
-Play the flute.
-Play the flute.
610
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:33,131
Oh, my god.
[bleep]
611
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,800
-Play the flute!
-Play the flute!
612
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,204
Q: Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
613
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,072
Aah!
614
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,606
Oh, my god!
615
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,475
Oh, my goodness!
616
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:46,411
[ snake charmer song
playing on ipad ]
617
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,812
Joe: There you go, murray.
You did it!
618
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:52,217
[ laughter ]
619
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:54,819
You can go now.
620
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,421
I mean,
let's be honest,
621
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,890
There's only one
fitting ending to this.
622
00:20:57,892 --> 00:20:58,891
Of course.
623
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,092
[ yelling ]
624
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,460
Indy!
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