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[party horns blowing]
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Joe: It's
the old switcheroo!
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Murr: He doesn't know that
he's getting punished.
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Joe: We've been keeping this
secret for a long time,
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And I can't wait
to reveal it.
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[laughter]
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I don't know if this
is a good idea.
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This is insane.
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Who allowed us
to do this?
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You son of a bitch.
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Joe: I got the fat sweats.
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Sal: Wow!
What is that?
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I'm so excited.
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Sal: Still
surprised every day
with this show.
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Jokers: Well...
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Today, we're
teaming up
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At skydive long island
in calverton,
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Teaching people
how to jump out
of planes.
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Well...
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Maybe we're not,
murr.
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Q: Maybe it's your
punishment.
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No, no, no, it's not.
No, it is not.
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There's no [bleep] way.
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No. No. No.
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No, no, no!
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So murray thought we
were coming here
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To teach classes today,
but in fact,
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It's his punishment.
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Q: Murray is deathly,
deathly afraid
of skydiving.
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His entire life saying
he will never do it.
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What if this
goes wrong, guys?
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Well, we'll mourn you.
Ha ha ha!
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I'm shaking right now.
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Sal: Wait. Hold on.
Holy [bleep]
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He has a heart.
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[laughter]
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Only one way
out now, murr.
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Guys, I can't do this.
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I'm gonna lose
my [bleep], man.
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Oh, my god.
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Why are we still
going up?
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Q: Murr!
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[screaming]
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Oh, my god.
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Murr: Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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[whimpering]
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[others talking
at once]
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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Q: Oh, my god!
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Geronimo!
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[screaming]
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Oh, oh. Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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Did the parachute
go off?
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Don't drop me, man.
Don't drop me.
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I'm not gonna fall?
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You're not
falling, man.
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Holy [bleep].
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I need 3
new best friends.
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[breathing heavily]
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Hey, buddy.
You're all
getting a punch.
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What do you mean
I'm getting a punch?
You're getting it,
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So accept it and move on.
You got punished.
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What are you
talking about?
Step down and accept it.
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Ha ha ha! Look.
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[laughter]
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Murr: Today, we're here
for sal's punishment,
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And if you notice,
there's no sal.
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Yeah, that's because
he's on his way here
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To what he thinks is
a challenge,
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And he'll be getting
on to this floor
using that elevator.
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The thing is there is
no challenge,
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And that is
our elevator.
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We control where it goes,
who gets on it,
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When it gets stuck.
Yup, yup, yup.
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Oh, I hope it
doesn't get stuck.
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Guys, it's
getting stuck!
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Joe: Look at sal.
Not a care in the world...
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Until...Right now.
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[thump]
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Oh.
Murr: Oh.
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[squealing]
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This is--
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[pressing buttons]
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[coughs]
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Um...
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[jokers laughing]
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This is sal's
worst nightmare.
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He's in a confined box
with a sick person.
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[coughing]
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[bell rings]
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You should, uh, cover
your mouth when you cough.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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[jokers laughing]
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Hello?
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Hold on.
We're working on it.
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Sal: Thank you.
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Get comfortable.
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You might be in
there a while, ok?
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[bleep] [bleep].
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It's ok. It's ok.
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What's in the bag?
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Just a cat.
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[jokers laughing]
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Murr: Sal hates cats.
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[jokers laughing]
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Now he's stuck
in the elevator
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With a sick dude
and a hairless cat.
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I don't think you
should have that out.
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You know what?
He just gets freaked
out a little bit.
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Dude, can you turn
around and cough?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sal: Can you give us just
a little information?
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You wouldn't
understand.
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You wouldn't understand.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, my god.
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I can't believe
he just said that.
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Holy [bleep]!
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I feel like I'm
going crazy.
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Let's go make some noise.
Yeah, let's go.
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[party horns blowing]
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[jokers shouting]
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Joe: You did it.
[bleep]!
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You did it!
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Sal: All right. So it's
joe's punishment today.
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You might notice he
is not with us.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's because we sent him
on a wild goose chase
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Today while we
post up at his house
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And prepare
his birthday gift.
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Right now, our crew
is inside joe's house
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Helping us get
his present ready.
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We're just gonna hang
today and wait
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Till he gets here.
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Joey is now pulling
up to his house.
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He has no idea
what to expect.
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"happy birthday!" oh.
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Q: Here he goes,
here he goes.
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[door opening]
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[jokers laughing, clapping]
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Joe: So my whole house
is covered
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In wrapping paper.
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This is insane.
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[jokers laughing]
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This is some serious--
this is a fire hazard.
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[jokers laughing]
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Hey, buddy.
What's up?
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Oh, there you are.
Hey, boys.
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Sal: We're
in a secret location.
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You're probably
wrapped somewhere.
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Boys, you need me to
find you?
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Make noise.
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You wrapped my bananas? Guys.
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Are these all presents?
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Murr: Anything with bows
on it is special.
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Ha ha ha!
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Like I'd have this up
in my home.
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We replaced all
joe's photos.
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Yup. There he is.
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Oh, there he is.
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Yup. There's the sexiness.
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Yup. That's when I had
my [bleep] out at a urinal.
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Party's over.
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[jokers laughing]
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It's all connected.
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This is only one
part of the house!
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You know what?
I'm just gonna move.
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Sal: Today, we're
at artevino studio
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Teaching a mommy
and me art class.
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Hi, everybody.
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Ready to do this?
Oh, excellent.
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This is what
I like to see.
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Q, go behind the kid
in a green shirt.
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What--what's
your name, buddy?
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Matthew.
Matthew.
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Lean in and just
go softly,
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"you think you're
better than me?"
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[whispering]
matty.
Yeah?
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What, do you think
you're better than me?
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Yeah.
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Everybody thinks
they're better than me.
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Now, q, to your right,
there's a cup
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Filled with red paint,
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And then grab
a big paintbrush,
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And then I just want you
to pick any canvas
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You want and draw a huge x
from corner to corner.
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Ha ha ha!
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Sal: I mean,
it's not doable.
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I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it.
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Oof. I think I'm just gonna
draw a red x on my head,
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You know what
I'm saying?
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Oh, that's interesting
because we just checked
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The scoreboard, buddy.
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You lost this episode.
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[laughter]
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Here's your
punishment, bud.
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Draw an x on every
canvas in the room.
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Look at all
these canvases.
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What is your
punishment, jerk?
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Oh, my god.
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This is basically
the--impossible.
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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Here's your
punishment, bud.
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Draw an x on every
canvas in the room.
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Look at all
these canvases.
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What is your
punishment, jerk?
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Oh, my god.
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This is basically
the--impossible.
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Everybody's
looking good.
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Let's see each painting.
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All right.
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Oh, I like your cat.
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Oh, I love
your little cat.
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Oh, my god.
This is tough.
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[grunts]
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Sal: Here we go.
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Oh, yeah.
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No.
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Red x.
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Murr: Oh. Ohh!
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Q: That's good.
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Murr: No.
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Joe: All right, bud.
Keep going.
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What do we got here?
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Sal: Oh, my god.
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Joe: Aww. How cute.
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Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
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Murr: Oh, no.
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[q groans]
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Joe: Ha ha ha!
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Murr: No! No!
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Oh, that's a cute bear.
That's...
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Oh, my god.
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Murr: Oh, no.
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Not the pig!
Not the pig!
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What are you doing?
Not the pig!
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Sal: Oh, my god.
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Oh, boy.
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Murr: Here's number 5.
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Joe: They know
it's coming.
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Oh, my god. Oh.
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Murr: No.
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My life is horrible.
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[jokers laughing]
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Q: Oh, my god.
I am so sorry.
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Oh, man.
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Joe: So today,
we're here
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At the midtown
amateur
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Bodybuilding qualifier
for murr's punishment.
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You're gonna have to go
out there and pose down
253
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And compete in
a bodybuilding competition
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In front of hundreds
of strangers.
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And please note that you
do not look like them.
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Oh, my god.
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We got to oil you up.
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Rub it in, baby.
Rub it in.
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What is this?
Bronzer, bro.
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Oh, my god.
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Q: Oh. You're gonna
look good, bro.
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Q: You are glistening.
263
00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:51,950
James, we're
ready for you.
264
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,619
All right, murr. Good luck.
God bless america.
265
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:54,820
Have some fun
out there.
266
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,488
Have some fun
out there.
267
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,156
Joe: Here we go.
268
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,758
Q: All right.
So murray's on his way
269
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,094
To take part
in a bodybuilding competition.
270
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,761
Well...
271
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,030
Behind the door
is gonna be
272
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:08,901
A celebrity that is
murray's childhood crush.
273
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,303
Q: Here we go, here we go.
274
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,438
Woman: Give me
one second.
275
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,639
Here we go. Here we go.
276
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,307
Right through here.
Yeah.
277
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,713
Q: Oh, [bleep]!
278
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,381
Joe: It's
danica mckellar,
279
00:11:23,451 --> 00:11:25,651
Winnie cooper from
"the wonder years."
280
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,786
Oh.
281
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,322
[jokers laughing]
282
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,796
You have to interview
winnie cooper,
283
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:41,800
Your
childhood crush.
284
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,735
Ahem. I think this
is your seat.
285
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,071
[jokers laughing]
286
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,006
Q: If murray had one person
over the years
287
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,341
That he said he had
a crush on...
288
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,742
Hi, danica.
289
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:51,810
It was her.
It was winnie cooper.
290
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,479
It was winnie cooper.
291
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,147
Ahem. Whoa!
292
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,816
[jokers laughing]
293
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,219
Q: Look at her face!
294
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,756
How did--it's so
good for you to be
here today.
295
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,091
Thank you.
296
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,226
You've recently been
making the rounds
297
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,162
To promote the 25th
anniversary
of "wonder years,"
298
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,364
My favorite
show growing up.
299
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,232
How has that been?
300
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,901
[jokers laughing]
301
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,303
It's been--
it's been great.
302
00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:21,306
Truth or dare.
I'll go first.
303
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,109
Truth. I used to kiss
a poster of you
304
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:27,112
When I was younger
with tongue.
305
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,646
Joe: That's true,
that's true.
306
00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,115
He told us that!
307
00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,450
He told us that.
That's absolutely
a truth!
308
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,785
Seriously?
309
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,320
I had a poster
of you in my room,
310
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,255
And, uh, I used
to french it.
311
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,525
That's pretty gross.
All right. Next.
312
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,928
Ok. Is this--ugh!
313
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,463
Is this the proper
way to do a squat?
314
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:48,000
[jokers laughing]
315
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,344
Like that?
It's pretty good.
316
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,914
Joe: Murr, now flex.
Flex.
317
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,419
Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it.
318
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,954
[jokers laughing]
319
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,622
Look at her face!
320
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,757
[exhales]
321
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,491
Joe: Hold it.
Hold it.
322
00:13:13,561 --> 00:13:16,428
[jokers laughing]
323
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,429
Q: Aw!
324
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,897
Joe: Your ass cheeks.
325
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,432
Oh, come on.
326
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,568
That--that's cool.
You don't have
to do any more.
327
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,303
That's ok.
328
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,906
[meow]
329
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,307
Q: Over the years,
we have catalogued
330
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:30,976
All of sal's fears
and phobias.
331
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,378
Yeah. So what we're gonna
do is just basically
332
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,913
Torture him without
him realizing it
333
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,115
And pretending it's
all coincidental
334
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,850
Until he drives
himself insane.
335
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,787
I am so excited!
I am so excited!
336
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,255
3, 2, 1!
337
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,856
Today, we're in
the streets going up
338
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,191
To strangers and giving
them some lessons
339
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,725
About manners.
340
00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,061
Well...
341
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,396
Don't [bleep]
do that.
342
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:52,864
Is this a joke?
343
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,866
I mean,
you got--you got
344
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,469
The urban bungee
right there, sal.
345
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,405
Q: Look at those
safety harnesses.
346
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,006
I cannot believe this
is happening to me.
347
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,608
It looks like
it goes higher.
348
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,076
I cannot...
Joe: It's not.
349
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,744
It's not.
What?
350
00:14:05,813 --> 00:14:07,545
We're kidding.
We're kidding.
That's not us.
351
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,147
I'm not doing that?
352
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,816
You see that
in the park,
you run with it.
353
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,285
You know, we
can't let that
opportunity slip.
354
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,086
Joe: All right, sal, you
ready for your turn?
355
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,554
Sal: Let's do it.
356
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:17,956
Q: Whoa, you know, those
sneakers are jumping
357
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,291
Off the screen right now.
358
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,892
They really are.
Sal: All right.
359
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,094
Don't stand next to
that wet cement
360
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,561
Being poured
in front of you.
361
00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,431
Joe: Yeah. That'll be like
a punishment
362
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:28,500
If you had nice shoes on
and you had to walk through--
363
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,968
Well...
364
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,569
Maybe you have to walk
through the wet cement
365
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:35,240
With your brand-new
shoes, buddy.
366
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,042
Joe: I'm just kidding.
367
00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:40,312
[laughter]
368
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,780
Joe: All right.
Ready boys?
369
00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,915
Oh. What's that
right behind you?
370
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,452
Murr: It's a truck
in the shot.
371
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,586
What's that? A cat adoption
they got going on?
372
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,255
Cat adoption
truck?
373
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:52,491
[laughter]
374
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,928
Joe: What's that
right behind you?
375
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,530
Murr: It's a truck
in the shot.
376
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,132
What's that? A cat adoption
they got going on?
377
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,267
Cat adoption
truck?
378
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,936
Sal: Guys, I--I'm gonna
need to know now.
379
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,205
Well...
380
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,274
Joe: Maybe you've got to
into that truck,
381
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,210
Pick up a cat,
walk through the cement.
382
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,278
Sal: I'm supposed
to be here?
383
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,147
Man: Are you supposed
to be here?
384
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,682
Sal, they're really having
a cat event, you idiot.
385
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,216
Are you here for me?
386
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,486
I am here because we're
doing an adoption event.
387
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,953
Murr: You dumbass.
388
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,822
It's a real
adoption event.
389
00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:27,025
Guys, I can't
take it anymore.
390
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,360
Q: Sal, yell at the guy
in the restaurant
391
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,095
From across the way to
sit up straight.
392
00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,763
Yeah. Ha ha ha!
393
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,166
Murr: Is that
sal's father?
394
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,567
What a coincidence!
395
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,970
Wait. This means this
is a punishment.
396
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,850
Please stop.
What's going on?
397
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,852
Welcome to your
punishment, sal.
398
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,187
That was it.
399
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,255
Murr: It's psychological
torture.
400
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,791
Look at your face.
401
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,459
Am I done?
402
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:04,463
Well...
403
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,335
Today we're
passengers riding
404
00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:11,336
In the iconic
roosevelt island tram.
405
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,004
While riding the tram,
we have to complete
406
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,540
A task given to us
by the other guys.
407
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,075
If you can't complete
the task given to
you, you lose.
408
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,411
Others: Well...
409
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,612
Here we go.
410
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,147
Others: Not quite!
411
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,082
You're gonna be on top
of the tram
412
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,284
Hundreds of feet above
the east river.
413
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,686
Also you like
spandex, right?
414
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:29,821
I'm not kidding.
415
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,891
Murr: Oh, my god.
Q: Oh, my god.
416
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,159
All right.
We got it.
417
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,027
Move that tram,
move that tram.
418
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,695
Guys...
419
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:41,567
Oh, my god!
420
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:42,968
[bleep] guys.
421
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:44,302
Whoa!
Whoa!
422
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,038
Joe: Aah! Aah!
It's rocking.
423
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,973
When it stops, it rocks.
424
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:49,575
Joe, look. Look
at your dogs.
425
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,509
Somebody's kept your
dogs hostage up there.
426
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:54,246
All: It's cannoli
and biscotti!
427
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,582
Go save your dogs.
Whoa!
428
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:57,649
Aah! Aah!
429
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:58,850
Whoa!
430
00:16:58,919 --> 00:16:59,851
Are you kidding me?
431
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,186
Whoa! I'm scared.
432
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,921
You got to save
your dogs, buddy.
433
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:05,124
[bleep] those dogs!
434
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,994
Q: Come on, buddy.
435
00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:10,796
[screaming]
436
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,265
Q: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
437
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,001
Joe: What the [bleep]
is wrong with you guys?
438
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,736
Oh, my god,
I just [bleep] myself.
439
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,005
Run, biscotti.
440
00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,739
All right.
Let's move this tram.
441
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:24,009
Murr: Joe, we're all from
staten island, right,
442
00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:25,611
The forgotten borough.
443
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,078
Yeah.
444
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,213
So this is your
chance to tell the rest
445
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:29,747
Of the city to suck it.
446
00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,283
So I want you to face
all the different boroughs
447
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,818
And tell them to suck it.
448
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,021
Attention, everyone not
from staten island,
449
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:40,025
Y'all can suck it!
450
00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:43,495
Brooklyn, suck it! Whoa!
451
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,830
Hey, hey, queens.
452
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,965
Queens, suck it!
453
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,767
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
the bronx.
454
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,169
Bronx, suck it!
455
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,770
Jersey, suck it!
456
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,042
New jersey, suck it!
457
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:58,710
Q: We're gonna
bring it on home.
458
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,113
Back to--back to the
fortress of fattitude.
459
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,383
[jokers laughing]
460
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,720
Murr: Joe's
a huge loser,
461
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:10,922
So we're here to
hugely punish him.
462
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,724
Others: Well...
463
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:15,994
Maybe not. Maybe
it's murray that's
the huge loser.
464
00:18:16,063 --> 00:18:18,330
It might be you
getting punished.
465
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,667
No, no, no, no.
466
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,001
This is [bleep]!
467
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:26,004
It's really sinking
in right now.
468
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,073
It's the old switcheroo!
469
00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:29,808
No, no way!
470
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,609
Murray will be dressed
like a human piñata...
471
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:33,145
No! This is
for joe!
472
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,014
Airlifted on a crane,
and beaten the crap out
473
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,282
Of by children.
474
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:38,750
Until candy explodes.
475
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,552
This is a bad
precedent, gentlemen.
476
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,887
All right, buddy.
477
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,621
Q: Yeah. Buddy,
how you doing?
478
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:45,090
We're really
doing this.
479
00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:47,225
Joe: Yes! Yes!
480
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,361
[jokers laughing]
481
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,828
Murr: This is not funny.
482
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:52,164
Holy [bleep]!
483
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,366
Release the children.
484
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,503
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, no.
485
00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:00,305
No, no. Get away.
Get away.
486
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,240
Q: You guys excited?
487
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,108
Murr: No.
488
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,310
Q: Get him!
Get him.
489
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,179
I don't think
it's working.
490
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,714
Take a break, guys.
Take a break, guys.
491
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,048
Little bastards.
492
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:12,184
I think we need
a designated hitter.
493
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,385
Q: Yeah.
What's going on?
494
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,053
Let's bring him in.
495
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:17,189
What? Who? Who?
496
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,058
[jokers laughing]
497
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:21,527
Is that your
brother-in-law?
498
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,461
Joe: This is my sister's
husband, who wanted to
499
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,797
Have a talk with murray
after that little video
500
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,999
He made with her.
501
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:29,868
Joe: That is my sister.
502
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,737
[jokers laughing]
503
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,139
That's joe's sister.
Joe's sister.
504
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:35,941
It was just a joke.
It was just a joke.
505
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,876
Sal: Oh, my god.
506
00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:40,345
I deserve that.
Now put the bat down.
507
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:41,679
You should
respect marriage
a little bit more.
508
00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:44,216
No, no, no, no. Please!
509
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,484
Jokers: Ohh!
510
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,019
Murr: Oh, my god.
511
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,189
Ohh!
512
00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,026
Ohh!
513
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,428
[cheering]
514
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,829
That bat's broken.
Give me another bat.
515
00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:00,432
No, no.
516
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,768
[cheering]
517
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,240
Someone get me
down now?
518
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,708
Oh! No, no, no,
let me down!
519
00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:13,512
Joke's over,
lower me down.
520
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,849
Q: Sal's the big loser,
and today we have something
521
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,717
A little unusual planned
for his punishment.
522
00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:21,653
Do you guys remember
that challenge where we
523
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,655
Made sal
jump up and grab
the statue's nose?
524
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,724
Who would've
thought that that was
against the law?
525
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:29,727
Well, we found out
when the department
of homeland security...
526
00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,329
Sent a note.
That's right.
527
00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,198
They sent a very stern
letter to us asking us
528
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:34,600
Not to do that again.
529
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:36,602
They ultimately
dismissed the whole thing,
530
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,604
But we forgot
to tell sal that.
531
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,938
Forgot?
532
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,339
Well...
533
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,874
We've been planning
this punishment
534
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:44,542
For almost a year.
535
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:46,412
We are right
across the street
from city hall.
536
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,614
This is an actual
government building
that we're filming in,
537
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,683
And today, sal's been
called in to testify
538
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,952
In what he thinks is
an actual deposition
539
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,621
In front of
the department
of homeland security.
540
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:57,355
Ladies and gentlemen,
please enjoy
541
00:20:57,425 --> 00:21:00,325
The people
versus sal vulcano.
542
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,962
This woman is an actor.
543
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,563
We're telling her
exactly what to say.
544
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,966
What I would like to do
is to get your account
545
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:11,303
Exactly what was happening
on April 6, 2015.
546
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,705
We play these,
like, little games
on the show.
547
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,308
Could you speak up
just a little bit?
I can't quite--go ahead.
548
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,976
Yeah, we were
playing, you know,
549
00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:21,379
A childish game
where you steal
someone's nose.
550
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:24,516
I tried to steal it
from the statue
I think,
551
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,851
Yeah.
And that was
basically it.
552
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,385
I'm not even sure if
I touched it, but...
553
00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:28,987
Let's move to the tape.
554
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,588
Let's take a look
at this.
555
00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:31,657
Q: Oh, here you go.
556
00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,925
Murr: He's going
for the little--
557
00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:38,129
Oh, no, he's gonna break
the statue, I swear.
558
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:39,331
Boom!
559
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,733
I got your nose,
bitch!
560
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,635
[jokers laughing
on recording]
561
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,939
You know, I know that
you think it's funny,
562
00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,608
But you trespassed
on federal property,
563
00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:52,344
And you're making
a joke of it.
564
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:53,946
It's crazy--
565
00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:56,548
Ok. No problem.
566
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,817
[jokers laughing]
567
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,552
Do you understand
the possibilities
568
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,819
Of what can happen
in this?
569
00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,421
No. No, I don't
think so.
570
00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:05,124
Do you always
get a permit?
571
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,758
Yes.
572
00:22:07,027 --> 00:22:08,760
I don't think that
getting a permit is
573
00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:11,429
Going to be something
you're gonna be able to
do for some time.
574
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:13,499
Are you serious?
Yeah. So...
575
00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:15,834
Anyway, that's all
I have right now.
576
00:22:15,903 --> 00:22:18,537
We'll be in touch,
all right?
577
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,439
So sal is showing up
at a park thinking
578
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,175
We're filming
a challenge today.
579
00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:26,044
However, "impractical jokers"
is getting shut down today,
580
00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:28,714
Our permit to shoot revoked
for the entire summer.
581
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,048
And whose fault
was it?
582
00:22:30,117 --> 00:22:33,051
Sal's!
583
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,853
Intro. Intro. Intro.
584
00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,522
Are they played
by real...
585
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:37,789
Murr: Is this me here?
You're on this end,
murr.
586
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,391
Sal, go to
the other end.
587
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,726
You're--you got to be
away from the light.
588
00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:42,260
These are our
marks, boys.
589
00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:43,929
Hold on.
Hold on one second.
590
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,265
Agent: Can we speak
to him, please?
591
00:22:47,335 --> 00:22:49,335
Sal: What is this?
592
00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,603
Salvatore vulcano?
593
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,675
Sal: What is this?
594
00:22:57,745 --> 00:23:00,345
Salvatore vulcano?
595
00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:02,013
Agent sullivan.
In 15 minutes,
596
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:04,282
You guys are all
gonna have to
clear out of here.
597
00:23:04,352 --> 00:23:05,483
You have to
close it down.
598
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:06,885
Sal: Oh. Ok.
599
00:23:06,954 --> 00:23:09,955
Yes. Go
talk with them.
600
00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:13,759
And so they're taking
away our entire filming
permit for the city.
601
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:15,493
For the city?
For the city.
602
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:16,828
Our productions are
being shut down.
603
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,564
Sal: It doesn't make
any sense.
604
00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:21,099
This is part of a production
that I was just in.
605
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:23,101
Why aren't they going
after the production?
606
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:25,103
Because you were
the one who was
physically on the statue,
607
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:28,173
And I was the one who on
tape gave permission.
608
00:23:28,442 --> 00:23:30,175
It's almost so
ridiculous that
609
00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:32,377
I want to be like
[bleep] to them,
610
00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:34,046
You know what I mean?
611
00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:35,447
It's so stupid.
612
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,048
She got us, man.
613
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:38,516
I don't know if we get
danny passman or...
614
00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:41,587
[laughter]
615
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:44,189
Woman: Remember me?
616
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:49,194
[laughter]
617
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,529
[bleep] you!
618
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:52,931
You [bleep]!
619
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,466
What is that?
620
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,001
Q: That's the
longest punishment
621
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,536
In the history of
"impractical jokers."
622
00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:00,739
That was the worst thing
I've ever had to do
623
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,142
In my entire life.
Joe: Ha ha!
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