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Ja, wo ist es denn?
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Ah, sehr schön.
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Dies ist das Buch, in dem die Geschichte
meiner Jugend festgehalten ist.
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In jenen Tagen war ich ein rechter
Schlingel - und Lausejunge. Es war nicht
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leicht für meine Eltern, mich zu
erziehen. Mit meinen fortwährenden
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father was an honorable businessman, and
my mother a lovely woman.
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And then there were my two aunts,
Genofefa and Emilia.
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Cousin Daniello, he was even crazier
than me.
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And there is our housekeeper, who had a
clear eye on my mother.
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Oh, Cousin Daniello, a noble scoundrel.
I can't remember him so well, because he
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was rarely there.
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Und das ist unser Faktotum, Roberto.
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Ein Tunsichtgut und Weiberheld.
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Die Abende verbrachten meine Eltern ihre
bürgerlichen Hause, meistens mit Karten
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oder Würfelspielen.
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Unser Haus war keineswegs so ehrbar, wie
es nach außen hinschien.
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Dabei möchte ich ganz besonders unseren
Hausdiener hervorheben.
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Er war wie gesagt ein Weiberheld und
nutzte jede lustvolle Gelegenheit, die
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ihm lohnte.
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Aber auch mein Vater war nicht
unbefehlt. Und sei es nur, wenn es darum
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sich als voyeur zu betätigen.
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Es war eine verrückte Zeit.
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Längst nicht so konservativ, wie sie oft
dargestellt wird.
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Unter der Oberfläche brodelte es. Und
ich wurde zum Sündenbock gemacht.
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Thank
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you
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for watching.
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I'm sorry.
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Daniela berichtet hat, der eine
aufregende lesbische Szene in unserem
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beobachtet hatte. Unsere so moralische
wie züchtige Lehrerin ließ sich von
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Gespielin bis zur Ekstase treiben. In
dieser Information hatten wir sie in der
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Hand. So wird es aber nicht hier in der
Schule.
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Schauspieler? Hab ich da richtig gehört?
Ihr beiden Kommendanten wollt
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Schauspieler werden?
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Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass Sie
das nachvollziehen können.
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Das hat was mit Kunst zu tun. Jetzt mal
im Ernst.
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Do you really want that?
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Yes, I always wanted that.
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Even when I was little, I always said,
I'll be a great actor.
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And my parents always said, you'll be a
great little actor.
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Well,
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I can understand that as a teenager you
still have some dreams, but that can't
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be your serious.
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I already said that you have no idea.
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How can you say that?
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Acting is something you have to have a
feeling for, and you probably don't. Or
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do you?
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What do you think?
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In the pub, right? In the pub, right?
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Nein, lass uns aufhören. Ich glaube, wir
gehen zu weit.
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Oder ist das in Ordnung?
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Ich würde gerne mal Ihre Meinung dazu
hören.
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In unserem Haus ging es, was die Moral
betrifft, drunter und drüber.
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Aber seid selbst Zeuge der ersten
Geschichte.
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Bleiben wir gleich bei unserem Haustier.
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Er war schon ein rechter Lumpenhund,
dieser Silvio.
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Wir sehen ihn wieder mal in einer für
ihn typischen Situation.
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Und nun lasst uns sehen, wie die
Geschichte weitergeht.
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War schon ein rechter Lumpenhund, dieser
Silvio.
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Ihn zu provozieren, hat mir besonderen
Spaß bereitet.
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Sag mal, hast du sie nicht alle? Wie
kannst du mich so erschrecken, du Idiot?
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Das nächste Mal kriegst du eine gelangt,
ist das klar?
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Du Hornhochse!
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Die Zornausbrüche von Silvio gereichten
mir immer zu einem ganz besonderen
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Hochgenuss.
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Und dann war da noch meine neue
Schauspiellehrerin.
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See?
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That's how it works.
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You're very talented.
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I'm so happy that you're my acting
teacher.
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You're the best.
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Oh, thank you.
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Now you're really making me cry.
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I'd also like to play with you, if you'd
allow me. Yes, that would be great.
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Let's practice a little.
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Yes, we should definitely try that. I
think we'll be a good team.
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What do you think? That we'll do. With
you on stage?
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Faster than sand.
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Very good.
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Me too.
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That's going to be good.
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Silvio.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Thank you very much.
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You see, it works.
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You can go.
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Very good.
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Somehow it tastes weird. Isn't the
coffee good or what?
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Well, I like it. It's like always.
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But somehow it's not okay.
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I don't know, but somehow I feel dizzy.
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What is this?
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I get so tired.
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I'm sorry.
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There it goes.
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No. No.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
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Mach weiter, leck mich. Mach schon, ja.
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Ja, weiter.
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Weiter, mach schon.
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Ja, gut, gut, ja. Oh, ja.
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Oh, ja, das ist gut.
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I'll fuck you.
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Yes, I'll fuck you. Come here, you
little witch.
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I'll give it to you.
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I'll give it to you hard.
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Get ready.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes, you need it.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes
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Oh, no.
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You need it.
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Just yowl, yowl.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ich hätte nicht für möglich gehalten,
dass meine Schauspiellehrerin ein
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derartiges looter ist.
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Gern hätte ich selbst Hand angelegt.
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Aber ich habe auch so mit ihr noch viel
Spaß gehabt.
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Wie ich schon sagte, in unserem Haus
ging es brunter und drüber.
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Roberto, unser Kalfaktor, hatte sich
doch tatsächlich an meine Tante Genofefa
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herangemacht. Dieser Schlingel.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Ugh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Surprise.
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That is so...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Have a nice one.
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Mm -hmm
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Aber nicht nur meine Tante Genoveva,
auch Tante Amalie war mit allen Wassern
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gewaschen. Und Silvio, dieser
Schlawiner, hatte das natürlich sofort
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gekriegt. Ja, komm, komm, wir sind wach.
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Ey,
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Frühstück.
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Du bist endlich wach, hm?
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Ja, der soll gehen.
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Ciao. Ciao.
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Hey, do you want something?
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And what should we start the day with?
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I have a problem with my boyfriend
again. Oh, I would love to help you. Oh,
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don't know how you want to help me.
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You're not a man. Do you know how I can
distract you?
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Yes. Ich werde dich jetzt ein bisschen
zärtlich berühren und dann wirst du
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denken, dass der Himmel voller Geigen
hängt.
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Vertrau mir, meine Süße.
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Oh.
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Bye.
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What do you think?
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Oh, here she is again.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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No.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah, I can see it.
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I can see it.
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I can see it. I can see it.
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I can see it. I can see it.
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I can see it.
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I can see it.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, that's good. I think it's good.
It's excellent.
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That's really great, what you just said.
Yeah, it could be scary.
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You're right that we should give the
aunts a think -tank.
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I'd rather give them a right than a
left.
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They deserve it.
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How often have these aunts made me
desperate?
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We have to grab them, we have to catch
them, we have to get them into the right
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mood. I'll take care of Emilia.
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I don't know.
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Ja, ich weiß, ich weiß, ich weiß, du
hast ja recht. Also sag mir endlich, was
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ich machen soll, ja? Es könnte schon zu
spät sein. Ich weiß, es war ein großer
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Fehler. Verzeih mir. Ich will es mir
nicht vorstellen.
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Wenn der Junge in einem Etat versaut
wird, ich kann es nicht mehr. Ich gehe.
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Warte, ich gehe. Mein Liebster, bitte
geh doch jetzt nicht weg. Ich tue auch
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alles, was du willst. Ehrlich.
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Ich möchte dich nicht verlieren. Ich
gehöre doch dir. Ich muss für ihn
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Ich habe es ihm versprochen.
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Ich liebe dich. Ich habe ihm
versprochen, dass er dich jetzt
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nicht.
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Kannst du mir verzeihen?
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Ich tue es auch nie wieder.
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Ich will nicht, dass du gehst. Ich
brauche dich, weil ich dich liebe.
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Oh, yeah.
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Stick it deeper in. Yeah, that's good,
yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like my teddy bear. Yeah, teddy bear,
yeah. That's really good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Damn.
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. . . . .
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. . . . . .
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. . .
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.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What a beautiful skin you have.
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Yes. And such beautiful breasts. Yes, I
like that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, is that shit.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yes, that's how it was in the good old
days. What do you two old aunts want
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here? Can't you leave me alone?
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Can't you see that I'm reading?
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Don't let the blow hit you. Think of
your heart. You're not young anymore.
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shouldn't be open at this time, you old
man. Come, I'll show you something.
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Here, this is for you.
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Here, this is for you.
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Oh.
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