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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:09,840 in, people. 2 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:14,000 Today I'm going to teach you about basic water safety. 3 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,420 Is that clear? 4 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,940 Butthead, what is your problem? 5 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:28,080 Uh, I can't seem to take my eyes off this girl's butt, sir. 6 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:35,200 Well, I'm going to take your eyes out of their sockets and stick them up your 7 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,820 butt if you don't pay attention. 8 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:45,470 Lesson one, the doggy paddle. 9 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,130 Doggy style? 10 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,650 Yeah, doggy style. 11 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:58,510 Now, when you arrive at the point of exhaustion, you may utilize the body's 12 00:00:58,510 --> 00:00:59,990 natural tendency to float. 13 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:04,390 He's a floater. 14 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:11,370 Butthead, do you find this amusing? 15 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,220 Uh, no. 16 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,340 Whoa. 17 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,540 Looks like a bunch of water falling down. 18 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,340 Yeah, yeah, some mud. 19 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:32,400 Uh, yeah. 20 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,720 A chick in the rain. 21 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,460 Yeah, yeah, and a dog. 22 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,120 I guess that's pretty cool. 23 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,719 Yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,480 Water, water, water, water. 25 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,220 Take me the raincoat. 26 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 Yeah. 27 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Hey, Biba. 28 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,280 Do you, like, have a raincoat? 29 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,620 Yeah. 30 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,300 When was the last time you used it? 31 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:09,660 Last night. 32 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:11,580 On your mom. 33 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,000 Damn it, Viva. 34 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:28,960 Hey, 35 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,410 buddy. You know how, like... When it rained, like, afterwards, you go out on 36 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:38,150 street, like, all the earthworms come out, step on them, and they go... 37 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:41,250 Yeah. 38 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,290 Mud is cool. 39 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:47,450 Mud rules. 40 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:50,650 How come these guys are, like, playing out in the mud? 41 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:56,530 Uh, well, it's either because they're really stupid or really cool. 42 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,760 Shut up, Beavis. 43 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:17,460 Thank you, Miss Morgendorfer. Next, Butthead. Please demonstrate your 44 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:22,360 floating. I said Butthead. Where are you, Butthead? 45 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:24,380 He's over there. 46 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,740 Beavis! You will save your friend's life! 47 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Now! 48 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,300 Okay. 49 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,980 It's too cold. 50 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,480 Miss 51 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:52,640 Morgendorfer, 52 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,860 please commandeer my clipboard and whistle! 53 00:04:17,479 --> 00:04:21,860 Butthead, do you have an explanation for your inexplicable behavior? 54 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,340 Uh, I was dead? 55 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,420 Yeah, you were dead. 56 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:33,000 Do you or do you not have a reason for placing my life and my accreditation at 57 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,440 risk? Uh... 58 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,800 I can't swim? 59 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,420 Yeah, me too. 60 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:44,920 And what about your patent disregard for Beavis? Do you not care a rat's ass for 61 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,680 the safety of your closest companion? 62 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,040 Uh, no. 63 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,220 Yeah. 64 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:57,800 No. Listen up, people. I am moving this class to the nurse's station 65 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,100 immediately. It's obvious that you people need to learn life -saving 66 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,020 as well as the code of the sea. 67 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:15,620 Beavis, butthead. The legend continues after this. 68 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:25,520 Okay, class. 69 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:31,600 Beavis and Butthead have volunteered to serve as CPR dummies for our medical 70 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,660 emergency lesson. 71 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,020 Oh, gross. 72 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:39,140 Their extremities have been incapacitated to simulate the paralysis 73 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,820 characteristic to a pool trauma victim. 74 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,340 Fall in, people. 75 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:49,920 Do I have a volunteer? 76 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,440 Stevenson! 77 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:55,750 I can't do it. 78 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,250 That man fails. 79 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:00,790 By now, our victims would be brain dead. 80 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:03,370 Cool. 81 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:05,230 Yeah, yeah, cool. 82 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:07,790 Kimberly, revive the trauma victims. 83 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,070 Ooh, baby. 84 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:13,630 Come to Butthead. 85 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,770 Yeah, yeah, and then come to me. 86 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,390 I don't think so. 87 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:22,530 I have a doctor's note excusing me from any emotionally destructive school 88 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:25,090 activities. It's valid all the way through college. 89 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:28,930 Students, I am extremely disappointed by today's performance. 90 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:33,630 Do you require that I personally demonstrate the correct resuscitation 91 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:35,750 technique? Uh, no. 92 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,070 No. Uh, 93 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,230 no. 94 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:48,320 First, it is essential to establish an airtight seal over the mouth of the 95 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,320 trauma victim. 96 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,100 Which victim wishes to go first? 97 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,620 No. No! No! 98 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,960 They ain't gonna vomit. 99 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vomit. Vomit. 100 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,660 Vomit. 101 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,720 Vomit, damn it. Settle down, dealer. 102 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:34,210 Butt cheeks? 103 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:35,590 Where? Where? Where? 104 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:37,470 Butt cheeks? 105 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:41,010 They didn't show butt cheeks, dumbass. He just said butt cheeks. 106 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:42,289 Yeah, yeah. 107 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:43,290 That's cool. 108 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:46,750 Mr. 109 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,510 Blue Vein. Mr. 110 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:51,990 Blue Vein? 111 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:53,670 Yeah. 112 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,150 Hey, butt ass. 113 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:57,590 I have a blue vein. 114 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:00,330 Okay, Beavis. 115 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:02,550 Hey, 116 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:05,489 Butt -Head. 117 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:06,490 Hey, Butt -Head. 118 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:07,630 Check it out. 119 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:11,890 Come on. Hey, Butt -Head. Butt -Head. Check it out. Put Mr. Blue Vein away, 120 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,110 Beavis. 121 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:41,070 Don't bull guard it, dude. 122 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,890 Killed millions of germs on contract. 123 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:49,310 A 124 00:08:49,310 --> 00:09:03,430 marine 125 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:07,210 can stand anything. A marine can stand anything. 126 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:09,810 A Marine can stand anything! 127 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,610 Uh, excuse me, son. 128 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,310 You're busted for stealing shopping carts. 129 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:22,850 Yeah, it's like my partner wants to send you to the juvie home. But, uh, if you, 130 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:25,470 like, tell us who stole the shopping carts, I might, like, convince him to 131 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:27,030 you get off with, like, just some half -kicking. 132 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:28,570 Uh, 133 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:30,050 okay. 134 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:34,410 Ah! I don't want to look at some dude's hairy butt! 135 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:35,670 Yeah. 136 00:09:37,189 --> 00:09:40,730 If they would, like, just show a chick's butt, maybe it would be a buzz clip. 137 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:52,110 That's not how it goes, Beavis. 138 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:55,230 Dumbass. 139 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:03,010 Whoa, look at that. They almost showed that chick's butt. 140 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,150 Yeah. 141 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:10,690 But clothes only count in horse shoes and, like, lemonade or something. 142 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:14,790 Sometimes they show a horse's butt. 143 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,430 What? 144 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:20,510 What? 145 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,470 I don't know. 146 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,380 Wait a minute. 147 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,400 What's going on here? 148 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,459 Yeah, yeah. 149 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,520 This looks like one of those obsession commercials. 9410