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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,620 Thank 2 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:07,980 you. 3 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:34,770 What do you want to do now? 4 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,690 Uh, I don't know. 5 00:00:38,550 --> 00:00:39,610 Take a whiz? 6 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:40,910 Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:45,550 Cool. 8 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,110 Drain my liver. 9 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,450 Take a wather. 10 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,890 Yeah. Tap a kidney. 11 00:00:54,769 --> 00:00:55,769 Urinate. 12 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:58,590 Yeah. 13 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:03,110 Hey, butthead. 14 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,590 I forgot how to do it. 15 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:08,830 Don't be a butt wipe, Beavis. 16 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:16,710 You just, uh... You just, uh... Now I forgot. 17 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,000 Take it, take it, take it. 18 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,400 Come on and take it, take it. 19 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:47,120 Come on, B, let's just check it out. I think this is one of those, like, coffee 20 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,120 commercials. 21 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,500 Best fun waking up. 22 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,160 Remember that cafe in Paris? 23 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,720 Yeah. 24 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,640 John Pierre. 25 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Yeah, real good. 26 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,520 Well, snakes are cool. Yeah. 27 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,760 I've got a good feeling about this video. 28 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 29 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,220 Yeah. Yeah. This guy rules. 30 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,720 Yeah. This guy rocks. He rocks. 31 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,360 I got a wiggle dick, mama. 32 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,060 I got a wiggle dick. 33 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,720 Well, don't wiggle it here. 34 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,780 This guy has, like, a really cool jacket. 35 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:06,720 And, like, there's snakes, and it rocks, and it's like, it's like it's just 36 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,220 cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 37 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,500 Never cool. 38 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:15,420 Yeah, 39 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,560 yeah, get him, get him in the butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get him, get him, get 40 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,000 in the butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 41 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:25,980 Settle down, Beavis. 42 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,240 Did I mention that this was cool? 43 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,360 Um, I don't think so. 44 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 Okay, 45 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:44,180 the test covers the first three chapters. Plus, you'll be responsible 46 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:47,620 sections on ratios and decimals. Any questions? 47 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,360 Uh, yeah. 48 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,480 Can you tell us how to urinate? 49 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,200 You forgot? 50 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,180 How do you forget something like that? 51 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:11,120 You just... First you... Hey, butthead. He 52 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,120 forgot too. 53 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:16,040 It doesn't hurt till the second day, dude. 54 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:18,600 Get me buzz cut. 55 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:24,680 Okay, boys. I'm gonna make this easy. On the count of one. 56 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,440 Unzip your pants. 57 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,660 And one, unzip your pants. 58 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,700 On the count of two, take out your penises. 59 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,140 Two, my favorite. 60 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:41,200 And two, on the count of three, start leaking. 61 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,080 Three, let's go. 62 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:45,580 Leak, leak, leak, leak, leak. 63 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,320 Okay, you wussies. 64 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,200 You're going to stand right there until you get it right. And don't come out 65 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,200 until you're done. 66 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:02,640 Hey, Beavis. 67 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:06,000 We're like in school holding our wieners. 68 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,100 Yeah. 69 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,180 Yeah. 70 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:21,380 Stay tuned for Beavis and Butthead with 71 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,620 more magical moments. 72 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,380 Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby. 73 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,980 Okay, it's been two weeks since you've urinated. 74 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,760 And you just forgot how? 75 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:40,680 Hmm. 76 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,960 I don't think there's a blockage. 77 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:45,880 Hey, Beavis. 78 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,900 She's thinking about her wiener. 79 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,120 Yeah. 80 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,120 Yeah. 81 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,540 I want to try something. 82 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:01,160 Now, just relax and clear your mind of any thought. 83 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:02,820 What does that mean? 84 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:07,440 Close your eyes and imagine you're floating on a river. 85 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:13,400 Let the water take you wherever it wants to. Just relax and go with the flow. 86 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,400 Hey, butthead, I can feel it. 87 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,680 Yeah, me too. 88 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,180 And the water is warm. 89 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,520 Okay, not here. Stop. Stop it. Stop urinating. 90 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,660 Stop urinating. I forgot how to stop. 91 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,280 Yeah. Just relax. 92 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,700 Go with the flow. Stop it. Stop it. 93 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:50,920 Is this Predator? 94 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,780 I think this is Mortal Kombat. 95 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:57,900 Yeah, yeah, they're gonna pull that guy's spine out. 96 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,480 Yeah. 97 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,860 Maybe these are like those gathered storm goggles. 98 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,300 Yeah, cool. 99 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:12,880 The mother of all wars has begun. 100 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:18,700 It's coming to town. 101 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,300 You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis. 102 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,150 Yeah, yeah, thanks. 103 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:33,090 Hey, boy, remember when we taught that thing on TV about that dude in this band 104 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,270 who, like, married that chick? 105 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,210 Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:41,190 He married his son's daughter, and then, like, his son married his mom? 107 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,630 Oh, yeah, yeah. 108 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:48,350 And so, like, so, like, the, uh, like, like, like, his son was, like, a, a 109 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,570 His own son was, like, his stepdad. 110 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:59,370 And then, like, his mom was actually a slut. 111 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,310 Yeah. 112 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,130 She's a slut. 113 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:09,510 And then, like, it turned out that that dude was only 16. 114 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:10,950 Yeah. 115 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:26,420 One. 116 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,060 Two. 117 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:34,700 Three. 118 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:39,100 Urinating is cool. 119 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,919 Hey, what happened? 120 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,780 Do dogs urinate? 121 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,080 See this? You still weed. Of course they urinate. 122 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,020 Why do you think they lift their legs? 123 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:11,020 Yes! Yes! 124 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,420 Rock! 125 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,490 Roll. Yeah. 126 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:24,990 They can just, like, play that first part through the whole song. 127 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,230 Yeah. 128 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,610 Roll. Roll. 129 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:36,190 What 130 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:43,390 the 131 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:44,390 hell is this? 132 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:49,660 Why are they playing way the hell out in the middle of nowhere? 133 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:56,520 I think this is like Bosnia, Herzegovina. 134 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:00,560 Really? They need like a big mall. 135 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,440 Yeah. 136 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,480 Then it would be cool. 137 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,800 What are those guys on the horse? 138 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,200 They're like a desert cop. 139 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,740 They're kicking flair out of the desert. 140 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,000 Yeah, they're playing too loud. 141 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,040 Not loud enough, dude. 142 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,200 Hey, 143 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:34,900 Vito, 144 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,120 check it out. The thing. 145 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,720 The big triangular. 146 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,860 What? I don't know. 147 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,200 Remember, like, in that movie that Moses dude built him? 148 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,119 Oh, yeah, yeah. 149 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,460 He built him, like, a long time ago. Like, ancient. 150 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,120 Yeah. 151 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,820 It was, like, in the 50s. Yeah, yeah. 152 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,380 And then he, like, went and wrote the ten condiments. 153 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,660 Oh, yeah. 154 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,880 Thou shalt not fuck. 9544

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