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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,349 --> 00:00:11,910 Carrie Robertson's a milk drinker. She gets a lot of attention. 2 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:15,190 From me, she gets total attention. 3 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,450 He's hot. 4 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:19,670 I think I'm at attention. 5 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:21,790 Yeah. 6 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:28,350 Carrie Robertson's got a restraining order against me. But I'm drinking milk, 7 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:29,830 I know someday she'll come back. 8 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:31,110 I hate milk. 9 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:32,670 Milk sucks. 10 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:43,090 Milk. It's not bad. 11 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:45,890 Brought to you by your local dairy association. 12 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,750 Hey, Beavis. 13 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:55,250 I heard if you, like, tip a cow over when it's sleeping, cool stuff happens. 14 00:00:56,010 --> 00:00:57,010 Yeah. 15 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,810 Like what? 16 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,410 Uh, it falls over. 17 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:04,490 Cool. 18 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:06,010 We're there, dude. 19 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,040 Da -dun, da -dun, dun, dun, dun. 20 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,780 Uh, is that Michael Jackson? 21 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:23,530 I think that's that B from that Blind Melon video. 22 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:24,970 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:32,410 Damn 24 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:40,210 it. 25 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:42,810 I'm sick and tired of seeing crap like this. 26 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:47,670 Yeah, that would be cool if, like, Robin Hood came and, like... Shot you down 27 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:48,670 with an arrow. 28 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,690 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:54,010 Rock on, Viva. 30 00:02:14,299 --> 00:02:17,720 This butthole keeps saying he can dance, but it's like he can't dance. 31 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Yeah. 32 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,180 Does he need to, like, go to a Pantera concert and learn how to dance? 33 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,340 Yeah. 34 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,100 So that would be cool. 35 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,660 They'd get their butt flammed around. 36 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,100 Yeah. 37 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,960 They would get their butts kicked. 38 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,080 You follow there? 39 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,580 I'd start kicking that one guy in the neck. 40 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,660 Yeah. 41 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,420 What's up, Doc? Can we rock? 42 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,360 What's up, Doc? Can we rock? Hey, fight. 43 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight. 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,100 I thought I saw a putty cat. I did. 45 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,260 Whoa. 46 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,920 This guy raps fast. 47 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,520 I'm not that fast. 48 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,690 I can rap faster than that. 49 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:20,690 Whoa. 50 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:29,150 That was pretty cool, Viva. Yeah, thanks. 51 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,650 I've been practicing. 52 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:32,310 Here's another one. 53 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:37,690 Cool. Yeah. 54 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:51,820 Batman! 55 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,160 Batman! 56 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,300 Batman! 57 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,520 Whoa, 58 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 that dude just hit Shaq attack. 59 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,220 Yeah, he's gonna get an ass kick. 60 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:29,900 Uh... Uh... Horde... Horde? 61 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:38,120 Um... Uh... Prost... Prostitute? 62 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,980 Hey, Beavis, they have whores and prostitutes here. Yeah, yeah. 63 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:50,840 After we get done tipping the cows over, we should go, like, look at them. 64 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:57,280 You don't just look at them, asswipe. You, like, look at them naked. 65 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,340 Hey, Beavis. 66 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,079 There's one. 67 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,080 Yeah, yeah. 68 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,000 Tip! Tip! 69 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,460 Yeah. Tip! 70 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,000 Tip! Fall over! Settle down, Beavis. 71 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,100 You're having a cow. 72 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,460 Hey, Beavis. 73 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,340 Pull its tail. 74 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,600 No way. 75 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,120 Maybe milk will come out of his butt. 76 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,360 Yeah. 77 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Chocolate milk. 78 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:47,460 Yeah. 79 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,160 That's hot. 80 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,460 Yeah. 81 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:06,820 Ow. 82 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,160 Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks. 83 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,260 I don't think that was a cow, dude. 84 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,240 I think that was, like, a deer. 85 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,140 How do you know? 86 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,480 It didn't have those fingers. 87 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:26,820 What fingers? 88 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,820 You know, those fingers by the cow's butt that you squeeze to get, like, milk 89 00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:33,280 and stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah. 90 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,880 Hey, butthead, squeeze my finger. 91 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,220 Which one, Beavis? 92 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,320 The finger by your butt? 93 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:44,159 Yeah. 94 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,760 Pull that one. 95 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,220 Old MacDonald had a farm. 96 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,200 E -I -Z. 97 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:59,640 Is there like a Q in there? Yeah, yeah. 98 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,900 E -I -Q -V -M. 99 00:07:18,099 --> 00:07:19,100 This one's okay. 100 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:23,460 Okay, Beavis. 101 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,520 You get down behind him, and I'll push him over you. 102 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,320 This is gonna be cool. 103 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,580 Yeah, yeah. 104 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,540 Ready, 105 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,580 dude? Yeah. 106 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:37,700 Go for it. 107 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,100 Yeah, yeah. 108 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:54,230 Come on, help! 109 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:56,810 You're touching his butt. 110 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:03,470 It seems that the problem is very deep. 111 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:07,690 Every time I try to sleep, I have nightmares. 112 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:13,430 Hey, butthead. I had this nightmare last night that, like, everything sucked. 113 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:15,510 It was really scary. 114 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,710 But, Viva, everything does suck. 115 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,040 Take it easy, Beavis. 116 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,480 It really fucks when you do that. 117 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:36,940 No! 118 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,980 Cut it out, Beavis. 119 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:46,480 You know what? I bet these guys, like, went to college and stuff. Yeah, yeah. 120 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,720 I bet they, like, paid attention, too. 121 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,720 Yeah. 122 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,600 And, uh, you know, like, one thing about college, Beavis? Yeah, yeah. 123 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:56,980 It fucks. 124 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,609 So cool. 125 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:06,890 Not worth it. 126 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,570 Hey, Beavis, you know what else sucks? 127 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:14,110 Shut up, Beavis. 128 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:16,650 I haven't even told you yet. 129 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:18,970 Oh, yeah, yeah. 130 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:20,970 Every time you do that, it sucks. 131 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,250 No! 132 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:43,449 Get off me. 133 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,830 Get off him, asswipe. 134 00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:53,050 Where you boy going to buy a cow? 135 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:59,410 Uh, your cow's, like, broken, sir. 136 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:02,370 Come on, get it off. I gotta pee. Come on, get it off me. 137 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:08,390 Well, if a poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter, so I reckon 138 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,970 ain't no harm done in accelerating its departure from God's earth. 139 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,980 Let me fix my chainsaw. 140 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,940 This is going to be cool. 141 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Oh, yeah. 142 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,320 Well, 143 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,220 the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 144 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,160 First time back, boy. 145 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,960 Best of luck will get me. 8797