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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:14,350 Okay, people. We have a guest from the Christian Businessmen's Association to 2 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:17,110 tell us about a really neat event down at the mall. 3 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:21,890 So then the power goes out, right? And, like, all the dinosaurs bust out of the 4 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:23,350 pens. Cool. 5 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:24,970 Is this a true story? 6 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:29,010 Of course it is, dillweed. They got the idea off a book. 7 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:32,150 Please give Mr. 8 00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:33,770 Cobb your full attention. 9 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:35,510 Hey, young students. 10 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:38,270 I'm Clark Cobb from Cobb's Family Hardware. 11 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:39,929 Here's the deal. 12 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:44,110 Saturday morning, us Christian businessmen is going to set up a wall 13 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,470 front of the Towtown shoe store. 14 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:50,410 Now, the idea is for the local youth to put artworks and poetry on it. It's 15 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:51,850 going to be a real pride booster. 16 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:57,210 Then, this one dinosaur, he spits his poison crap on this fat guy's face. 17 00:00:57,470 --> 00:01:00,270 And then, he attacks the dude in his own car. 18 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,710 The dinosaur had a car? 19 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:06,850 How else do you think he got there, dumbass? On a bike? Shut up, butthole. 20 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:14,550 Okay, people. This sounds like a really wonderful opportunity to be creative. 21 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:17,850 Who wants to contribute to the wall of youth? 22 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:22,210 I believe Beavis and Butthead could use a creative outlet. 23 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:28,470 Beavis and Butter, y 'all be sure to be down at the tow town by 8 .30 in the a 24 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:29,470 .m. 25 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:35,810 Yo, shoot him, Bill. 26 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,360 Yeah, Bill. 27 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,780 Yeah, yeah. I feel a dope groove coming on. 28 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,040 Yeah. 29 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,300 Rock on, Viva. 30 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,580 A -O -R -G. 31 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,640 Which one? The bow. 32 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 It's that guy. 33 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,200 Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,840 These guys are cool. 35 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:21,060 Yeah. 36 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:22,980 They kick butt. 37 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,620 Bivens is a cool one, huh? 38 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,330 He's the dude who was on the toilet taking a dump in that Boyz II Men video. 39 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:35,888 Oh, yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:36,890 Yeah, that's cool. 41 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:38,990 He's, like, reading the newspaper and stuff. 42 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:42,610 Yeah. They should, like, all be on toilet in this video, too. 43 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,109 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:46,150 Yeah. Oh, cool. 45 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,080 I like that other video these guys did. 46 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,440 Do me. 47 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah, yeah. 48 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,260 Do me, baby. 49 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,740 Yeah. I like that one because it's about, you know. 50 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:15,100 See right there, they could put a toilet. 51 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,040 Instead of them dancing, they could all be on toilets. 52 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,960 I feel like right now she's looking for a parking plate, and then she could, 54 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,120 like, go to the toilet, and they could show it. 55 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,300 Yeah. 56 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,880 Now you're catching on, Beaver. 57 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:31,660 Yeah, yeah. 58 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,300 This sucks. 59 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,820 Yeah. Change of channel. 60 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,760 Hey, 61 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,640 baby. What are you doing? 62 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,050 I'm writing a poem. 63 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:23,790 It's about a girl whose lover, an honors English teacher, dies in a boating 64 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:25,890 accident, and she's so sad. 65 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:31,150 She drowns herself in a hidden pond at their secret meeting place. It's called 66 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:32,370 The Weeping Pool. 67 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,010 Cool. 68 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:39,050 Yeah. Was that guy, like, decapitated? 69 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:42,950 Whoa, look. 70 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,010 What's that? 71 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,960 It is an homage to the greatest artist of all times. 72 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,980 How come there's no chicks? 73 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,680 It's Picasso, you idiot. 74 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,200 Pick your own asshole. 75 00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,700 Asshole. Picasso. 76 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Picasso. 77 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,540 Idiot. 78 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,260 This sucks. 79 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:07,800 Let's watch TV. 80 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,160 Yeah. 81 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:21,840 From Veterans Memorial are inscribed the thousands of names of servicemen who 82 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,300 gave their lives in that bitter conflict. 83 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:30,420 Each day, visitors remember the dead, leaving flowers, notes, pictures, and 84 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,080 some former comrades, beer and cigarettes. 85 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,080 Cool. Yeah. 86 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,360 Hey, 87 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,040 Beaver. 88 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,300 I'm starting to feel like... 89 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:47,510 Artistic. 90 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:56,330 Stay tuned to see Beavis and Butthead 91 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:57,330 totally new. 92 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,350 Maybe. 93 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,930 So why do we have a wall of youth? 94 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:11,770 Good question, Socko. You see, it's simple. 95 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:15,470 When youth gets to express themselves in an artistic type manner... 96 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,740 then they won't express themselves on the street or with a whole lot of back 97 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:22,800 talk. So, it's an excuse to let it all hang out? 98 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Well, 99 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,920 don't worry, Socko. If it ain't in line with good Christian beliefs, it won't 100 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,140 stay up on the wall of youth. 101 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:36,260 And now to unveil this shooting match, here's our celebrity judge, the movie 102 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:39,240 critic for the Valley Weekly, Geoff DiPino. 103 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:48,940 There's so much pain in the world. It's a pleasure to see life free of 104 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:50,540 disappointment, corruption. 105 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:56,420 I wish, I wish nothing. It's too late. 106 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,640 Here goes. 107 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:05,440 What in the heck? 108 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,200 It's brilliant. 109 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,720 Who did this? Come on up here. 110 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,800 I bet we win some hardware. 111 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:15,810 Yeah. 112 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:17,430 Chainsaw. 113 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:27,010 Tell us, what's behind this powerful, spontaneous gesture? 114 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:34,130 Um... It's a tribute to the people who died in the Vietnam War. 115 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,450 We did it! 116 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,710 Last thing we kill the bastards. 117 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,170 It's a desecration. 118 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:42,970 My brother went to Nam. My uncle's a vet. 119 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,420 Get him! Get him! 120 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,980 Get him! 121 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,180 Is 122 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:57,080 this 123 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:57,859 a joke? 124 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:01,460 Yeah. I think it's supposed to be funny. 125 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,620 Hey, check it out. It's Jeremy. 126 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,360 He's still running. 127 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,920 How come Jeremy's always, like, hanging out in the woods? 128 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,040 Uh, I don't know. 129 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:27,540 I think 130 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,840 I saw this dude in Burger World once. 131 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:43,890 Pretty good, Viva. 132 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,650 You suck almost as much as this dude. 133 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:57,010 Look at this guy. 134 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:04,690 Did I mention that this fuck... But if I, you know, can't 135 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:05,690 hurt to say it again. 136 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:12,410 Tell us again about the end of the world, fucko. 137 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,770 Well, Beavis, it's going to suck. 138 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,630 Yeah. 139 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,770 And then, like, the world blows up. 140 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,870 Yeah. It collides with a big asteroid. 141 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,290 Yeah. It's going to be cool. 142 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,750 Hey, my butt itches. 143 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,490 Scratch my butt, fucko. Yeah. 144 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,650 Go to work. Yeah, yeah. 145 00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:49,570 Melton? 146 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,770 I think this is poison. 147 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,420 Uh, really? 148 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,120 Poisons suck. 149 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:17,420 Yeah, yeah. 150 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,280 Wait a minute, these are chicks. 151 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,800 This isn't poison. 152 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,660 I thought poison was chicks. 153 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,620 No, Beavis, Nelson is chicks. 154 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,380 Well, they all suck. 155 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,120 Can I buy you a drink? 156 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,560 These chicks would not talk to us. 157 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,760 Yeah, yeah. 158 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,980 But it's like, I bet if we were driving their bus, it's like, they really had to 159 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,800 pull over and go to the bathroom, then they'd talk to us. 160 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,080 Yeah. 161 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,520 They'd say, pull over, butt munch. I gotta take a dump. 10600