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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,320 Hey, you gonna stare all day or you gonna buy something? 2 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,220 Uh, I'm gonna stare all day. 3 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,960 Hey, butthead, check it out. 4 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,620 Whoa, an ad with naked people. 5 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,340 Cool. 6 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:36,750 Look, there. 7 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:39,410 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:41,330 Word. 9 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:48,210 Sunny Grove nudist call, uh, uh, 10 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:51,970 nude, nude people. 11 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,690 Word there, dude. 12 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:10,570 Isn't that Pearl Jam? 13 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,270 Yeah. 14 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:16,750 Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red. 15 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:23,830 Wait a minute, isn't that Pearl Jam? 16 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:25,510 Yeah. 17 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:28,170 It's good to see you thinking, Beavis. 18 00:01:29,370 --> 00:01:31,770 That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder. 19 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:35,050 No way. Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy. 20 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:39,380 They both make faces like that John Belucci dude. 21 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,200 Yeah, he's dead. 22 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:51,420 I heard these guys like came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off. 23 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,900 No way, butthead. Pearl Jam came first. 24 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:56,020 Uh, well, they both fuck. 25 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,000 Hey, butthead. 26 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:00,580 Pearl Jam doesn't fuck. They're from Seattle. 27 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:01,780 Oh, yeah. 28 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,580 That bear is cool. 29 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:11,180 It takes a lot more than bears to make a video cool, Beavis. 30 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,980 What if the bear was like taking a dump? 31 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,080 Well, that might work. 32 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:23,600 I want to dye my hair orange. 33 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,860 Yes. 34 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,360 You'd look good, but you should do it. Yeah. 35 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,360 Sunny Grove Nudist Colony, please hold. 36 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,080 Uh, we came to see naked girls. 37 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,720 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:50,200 Mr. Blackstone will see you shortly. 39 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,840 Is he naked? 40 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:05,380 At Sunny Grove, our philosophy is simple. We believe nudity is the body's 41 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 natural state. 42 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:10,600 We enter the world naked. 43 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,080 We shower naked. 44 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,140 We make love naked. 45 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,200 That's why we share our nudity with others. 46 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:38,980 We don't want members who are just out for a sexual experience. 47 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,060 But you boys seem like a good risk to me. 48 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,960 Naked. 49 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,160 Yeah. 50 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:53,520 All you need to join is your membership fee. Let's see, that's $4 ,000. 51 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,640 Coming up, Beavis and Butthead model new synthetic knit. 52 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,340 So comfortable, you'd swear they were cotton. 53 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,260 And do they breathe? 54 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,780 Stay tuned. 55 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:22,300 This is going to be cool. 56 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,480 Watch it. 57 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,960 Shut up, Beavis. Oh, yeah. 58 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:45,460 Are you two new here? 59 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,860 You look lost. 60 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:48,680 The layout is simple. 61 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:53,400 The pool and the jacuzzi are over there. Tennis courts are that way. Snack bar 62 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,700 and locker's over that way. If you need anything, just ask for me, Donna. 63 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,760 Who's up for volleyball? 64 00:05:22,679 --> 00:05:24,460 Marco! Polo! 65 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,060 Marco! 66 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,580 Polo! 67 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:35,440 Hey, Butthead, did you see that? 68 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,200 Yeah. 69 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,190 Come to butthead. 70 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:53,490 Yeah, me too. 71 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:01,730 Whoa, check it out. 72 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,290 That's that same cat from that Janet Jackson video. 73 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:07,270 You're looking at the cat? 74 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,790 How old are you, Beavis? 75 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:25,100 Someday, Beavis, you're going to have urges like me. 76 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,140 Shut up, buddy. 77 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,740 I'm taking off the cheek, too. 78 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Yeah. 79 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:38,100 Yeah. 80 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:57,750 Chains and chicks. 81 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,450 That's more like it. 82 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:01,770 Slacks are cool. 83 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,860 Hey, Beavis, have you ever drank a beer? 84 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,040 Yeah. Oh, yeah? 85 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,280 Where'd you get it? 86 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,539 The bike. 87 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:35,620 God gave it to me. 88 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,860 You haven't drank a beer, lying wuss. 89 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,780 I should, like, join this band. 90 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,400 Yeah. 91 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,340 These chicks would talk to us. 92 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:04,840 They talk to me? 93 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,920 Then they tell you to get your sorry ass out of there. 94 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:12,320 Yeah. Rock and roll is cool. 95 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,720 Whoa. 96 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:47,050 Abibus and Butthead, you've lived long and fruitful lives. Now, what would you 97 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,070 say is your crowning achievement? 98 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:52,850 Uh, we saw naked people. 99 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:54,730 Yeah. 100 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:04,510 Life is cool. 101 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,890 So you guys seem pretty cool. 102 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:21,290 Yeah, yeah. 103 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:24,570 I want to make every woman see. 104 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:28,090 I want to make every woman I see. 105 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:33,070 If I was, like, too old enough to drink out of the bar, I'd sit down next to 106 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:34,490 them and say, Hey, how's it going, man? 107 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,150 Yeah. 108 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,170 And then they'd kick your ass. 109 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,200 Shut up, butthead. I can take you down. 110 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Okay. 111 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,080 Yeah, yeah. 112 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,400 Yeah, 113 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,120 right. 114 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,500 Shut up, butthead. 115 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,100 I'm a heterosexual man. 116 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,620 It's just a problem with my plans. 117 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,670 I could be wrong, but I think I saw a naked chick. 118 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:15,810 Really? You mean on the TV? 119 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,010 No, butt lunch. In the TV. 120 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:21,770 You mean, like, inside, like, where the tubes are and stuff? 121 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,690 What's your problem, Beavis? 122 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,510 Okay, look at the TV. 123 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,710 You see those guys? 124 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,249 Yeah, yeah. 125 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,830 That's where I saw the naked chick. 126 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,430 Um, but that's just a bunch of guys. 127 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:34,970 Damn it, Beavis. 128 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,690 Are you stupid? 129 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,210 Yeah. 7979

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