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Ooh, of course we cannot accept that.
Everyone knows the country's full name
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Outer Mongolia.
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You dumbass.
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And of course, as always, I would remind
you to phrase your responses in the
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form of a question.
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What are you, a dumbass?
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I'll take cars for 200.
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Consumer advocate Ralph Nader called
this sporty GM model introduced in 1959
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unsafe at any speed.
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What is a Corvair?
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Correct. Tabitha, you control the board.
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You dumbass.
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I'll take health for 400, Alex.
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Whether you're healthy or sick, doctors
agree you need a complete one of these
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once a year.
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Uh, what's a shower?
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Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never
know.
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I think love connection's on channel
five.
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Okay, Tabitha, how much are you willing
to wager on your knowledge of opera?
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I'll bet $10 ,000, Alex.
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Cool. The battery's leaking acid.
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That's not cool, dude. A new battery
will cost two bucks at least.
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I don't know where we're going to get
that
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kind of cash.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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That's pretty cool.
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Screwing it up. That's not how it goes.
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I didn't screw it up.
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You just don't know how to groove, white
boy.
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Don't make me smack you again.
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Whoa.
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Their faces look like gold.
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Yeah.
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Like a movie goldfinger.
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When they cover that cake in gold? Yeah.
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That was cool.
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And at the end of the movie, 007 takes
that tattoo dude and puts him in a
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suitcase and strings him up on a pole.
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Yeah.
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And you said gold.
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These guys rock.
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Yeah. And their hair is cool.
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Yeah.
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Did I
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mention that this was cool?
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Yeah. This kid's butt.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Next car that comes down the street?
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You run in front of it, pretend to get
hit, and then act like you hurt your
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liver or something.
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Yeah, cool.
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What for, dude?
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I'll say I'm, like, your lawyer, and
I'll tell the driver to, like, pay us
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so we don't sue.
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We could make ten bucks.
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We're there, dude.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Cool wheels.
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I bet if we, like, had this kind of car,
we could, you know, drive girls around
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in it.
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Cool.
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What for, dude?
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Uh... I don't know.
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You know, I bet whoever owns this car is
loaded, dude.
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Yeah.
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Loaded with money.
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Like the car?
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It's my pride and joy.
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A 1959 Corvair.
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Whoa.
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Yes, sir. I've sunk my entire nest egg
into that car.
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Had to pull my kids out of school to pay
for the upkeep, but it was worth it.
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Cool.
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I got an idea.
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Maybe you kids like to wash it for me,
huh? I'll pay you $5.
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Worth there, dude.
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Yeah.
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Don't forget the detailing, boys.
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I'm going out for a jog. Be back in an
hour.
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Whoa. Maybe we should, uh, dry it off
now.
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No way.
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I mean dry it off by driving it.
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The keys are in the car, dude.
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Cool.
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Cool,
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dude. We're burning up the road.
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Let's find a deer crossing.
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We're there, dude.
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Yellow light, butthead. Step on the gas.
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Red light, dude. Hit the brake.
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Whoa.
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Did you cut the chief?
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Asswipe.
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Cool.
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I'll do the talking, dude.
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What the hell?
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Hey, go ahead and touch your liver.
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Yeah.
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Ah! My liver! My liver!
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My liver! Lower down, dude.
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Oh. Yeah. My liver! My liver!
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My liver!
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What a wood.
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Is that Bridget Fonda?
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Yeah.
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Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of
her Honda.
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My Anaconda don't want none unless it's
got fun.
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I'm a cowboy.
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Riding in a steel horse across the great
woods plain.
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Baby, I want you.
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Baby, I want you.
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Like the rodents want the rain.
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Like the rodents want the rain?
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That's stupid.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He butted.
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Remember when these guys were cool?
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Uh.
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She probably liked these guys.
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What? Shut up about it. I hate these
guys.
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I'm thinking of, like, somebody else.
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Cool,
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dude. This beats driving.
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Yeah.
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Do that thing you do.
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This chick is hot.
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Yeah.
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I'd like her music a lot better, though,
if she,
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like, didn't wear as much clothes.
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Yeah. If she was, like, completely
naked, I might go out and buy the album.
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Yeah.
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of those ribbons that all the rock stars
wear when they get an award yeah what
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are those things they're like these
ribbons that they give you when you get
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of those awards for like being rich or
something yeah being rich is cool if
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you're like rich yeah you can buy like
fast cars and like houses and like
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ribbons yeah
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