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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:09,370 Ooh, of course we cannot accept that. Everyone knows the country's full name 2 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:10,370 Outer Mongolia. 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,790 You dumbass. 4 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:16,530 And of course, as always, I would remind you to phrase your responses in the 5 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:17,530 form of a question. 6 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,350 What are you, a dumbass? 7 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:22,750 I'll take cars for 200. 8 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:28,010 Consumer advocate Ralph Nader called this sporty GM model introduced in 1959 9 00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:29,830 unsafe at any speed. 10 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:32,170 What is a Corvair? 11 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,710 Correct. Tabitha, you control the board. 12 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:35,930 You dumbass. 13 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:40,590 I'll take health for 400, Alex. 14 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:44,890 Whether you're healthy or sick, doctors agree you need a complete one of these 15 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:45,890 once a year. 16 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:47,290 Uh, what's a shower? 17 00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:50,970 Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never know. 18 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:55,470 I think love connection's on channel five. 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,120 Okay, Tabitha, how much are you willing to wager on your knowledge of opera? 20 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,700 I'll bet $10 ,000, Alex. 21 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,300 Cool. The battery's leaking acid. 22 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:13,860 That's not cool, dude. A new battery will cost two bucks at least. 23 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:24,920 I don't know where we're going to get that 24 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,920 kind of cash. 25 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,380 Cool. 26 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,560 Yeah. 27 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,300 That's pretty cool. 28 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,280 Screwing it up. That's not how it goes. 29 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,240 I didn't screw it up. 30 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:52,850 You just don't know how to groove, white boy. 31 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,590 Don't make me smack you again. 32 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:00,870 Whoa. 33 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,660 Their faces look like gold. 34 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:17,900 Yeah. 35 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,180 Like a movie goldfinger. 36 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,910 When they cover that cake in gold? Yeah. 37 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:26,030 That was cool. 38 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:34,210 And at the end of the movie, 007 takes that tattoo dude and puts him in a 39 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:37,590 suitcase and strings him up on a pole. 40 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:38,890 Yeah. 41 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:41,650 And you said gold. 42 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,260 These guys rock. 43 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,900 Yeah. And their hair is cool. 44 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,120 Yeah. 45 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,460 Did I 46 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:07,240 mention that this was cool? 47 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,760 Yeah. This kid's butt. 48 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:16,860 Hey, Beavis. 49 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,120 Next car that comes down the street? 50 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:23,140 You run in front of it, pretend to get hit, and then act like you hurt your 51 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,140 liver or something. 52 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,100 Yeah, cool. 53 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:28,780 What for, dude? 54 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,360 I'll say I'm, like, your lawyer, and I'll tell the driver to, like, pay us 55 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,360 so we don't sue. 56 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,780 We could make ten bucks. 57 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,240 We're there, dude. 58 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,140 Whoa, check it out. 59 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,100 Cool wheels. 60 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:55,440 I bet if we, like, had this kind of car, we could, you know, drive girls around 61 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,440 in it. 62 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:57,780 Cool. 63 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,780 What for, dude? 64 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:03,380 Uh... I don't know. 65 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,960 You know, I bet whoever owns this car is loaded, dude. 66 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,180 Yeah. 67 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:10,620 Loaded with money. 68 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,680 Like the car? 69 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,200 It's my pride and joy. 70 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,680 A 1959 Corvair. 71 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,959 Whoa. 72 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:22,390 Yes, sir. I've sunk my entire nest egg into that car. 73 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:25,890 Had to pull my kids out of school to pay for the upkeep, but it was worth it. 74 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,590 Cool. 75 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:28,910 I got an idea. 76 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:32,730 Maybe you kids like to wash it for me, huh? I'll pay you $5. 77 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,110 Worth there, dude. 78 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,510 Yeah. 79 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,770 Don't forget the detailing, boys. 80 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,610 I'm going out for a jog. Be back in an hour. 81 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,540 Whoa. Maybe we should, uh, dry it off now. 82 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,680 No way. 83 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,260 I mean dry it off by driving it. 84 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,840 The keys are in the car, dude. 85 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:10,660 Cool. 86 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:37,590 Cool, 87 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:41,230 dude. We're burning up the road. 88 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,530 Let's find a deer crossing. 89 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:50,110 We're there, dude. 90 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:55,810 Yellow light, butthead. Step on the gas. 91 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,550 Red light, dude. Hit the brake. 92 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,030 Whoa. 93 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,680 Did you cut the chief? 94 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,400 Asswipe. 95 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,540 Cool. 96 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,660 I'll do the talking, dude. 97 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,000 What the hell? 98 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,260 Hey, go ahead and touch your liver. 99 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:48,860 Yeah. 100 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,000 Ah! My liver! My liver! 101 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:56,580 My liver! Lower down, dude. 102 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,760 Oh. Yeah. My liver! My liver! 103 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,220 My liver! 104 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:15,890 What a wood. 105 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:26,230 Is that Bridget Fonda? 106 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:27,590 Yeah. 107 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,270 Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda. 108 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,190 My Anaconda don't want none unless it's got fun. 109 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:42,430 I'm a cowboy. 110 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:47,770 Riding in a steel horse across the great woods plain. 111 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:52,010 Baby, I want you. 112 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,530 Baby, I want you. 113 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:59,310 Like the rodents want the rain. 114 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:02,590 Like the rodents want the rain? 115 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:05,150 That's stupid. 116 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,510 Yeah, yeah. 117 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:08,730 He butted. 118 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,910 Remember when these guys were cool? 119 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:12,330 Uh. 120 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,640 She probably liked these guys. 121 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,020 What? Shut up about it. I hate these guys. 122 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,080 I'm thinking of, like, somebody else. 123 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:02,980 Cool, 124 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,780 dude. This beats driving. 125 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 Yeah. 126 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,530 Do that thing you do. 127 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:27,930 This chick is hot. 128 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:30,650 Yeah. 129 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:41,330 I'd like her music a lot better, though, if she, 130 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,910 like, didn't wear as much clothes. 131 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:47,530 Yeah. If she was, like, completely naked, I might go out and buy the album. 132 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,750 Yeah. 133 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:05,430 of those ribbons that all the rock stars wear when they get an award yeah what 134 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:10,170 are those things they're like these ribbons that they give you when you get 135 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:17,130 of those awards for like being rich or something yeah being rich is cool if 136 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:22,830 you're like rich yeah you can buy like fast cars and like houses and like 137 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,570 ribbons yeah 8639