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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:10,040 You ever wonder what happens to all the rubber bands and paper clips you lose? 2 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,320 I think they go into some alternate layer of the universe. 3 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:19,620 Hey, you ever notice these warning labels on shaving cream cans? 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,460 They say, do not use near open flame. 5 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:28,500 Now, I know whenever I go to shave, I like to fire up the old Bunsen burner. 6 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,500 know what I mean? Hey! 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:37,660 Coming up next, the comedy superstar who rolled with the punches and laughed all 8 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:42,540 the way to the bank. Join us for an inside look at Andrew Dice Clay's 9 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:43,540 lifestyle. 10 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:51,020 Hey, Beavis. I got an idea. 11 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,280 Yeah, me too. Let's go over to Stuart's house and burn something. 12 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,520 No, dumbass. 13 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:02,170 Let's become one of those stand -up chameleons and make a lot of money. 14 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:04,910 Yeah. 15 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:06,330 Money rules. 16 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:08,610 We're there, dude. 17 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,050 We're gonna be rich. 18 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,990 That dude from Deliverance. Yeah. 19 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,190 Remember that part with that pig? 20 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,670 That wasn't a pig, Beaver. 21 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,710 That was Ned Beatty. Oh, yeah. 22 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:12,690 I've watched that movie seven times. 23 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,010 Me too. 24 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:18,190 We all like a pig, boy. 25 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:44,790 People hawking loogie. 26 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,480 This is home. 27 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,200 Hey, sorry, folks. 28 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,560 They told me my time's up. 29 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:36,780 Y 'all have been great, man. Thanks. 30 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,100 Okay. How about it for Wild Dog Bill, huh? 31 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:47,080 Okay. Our next comedian is a young man. 32 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,100 In fact, he's really young. 33 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,480 He calls himself... 34 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,240 miles an hour. 35 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,400 A frog in a blender. 36 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:31,540 Backed up neck. 37 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,230 Mall music. 38 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:47,830 Yeah. 39 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:51,470 She has to play in a mall because she's a cop. 40 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,010 Yeah. 41 00:06:58,910 --> 00:06:59,390 Who 42 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:06,370 do you 43 00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:09,730 think would win in a fight between Tiffany and Debbie Gibson? 44 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:13,570 Debbie Gibson would kick her butt. 45 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:21,120 She should join a gang like Wilson Phillips. Yeah. 46 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:25,700 Who do you think would win in a fight between Wilson Phillips and the Bengal? 47 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:32,300 You're the expert, Bela. 48 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,640 Shut up, butthead. 49 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:39,040 One chick from L7 could kick all their asses combined. 50 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:56,540 What's wrong with you, Viva? Just because you have fire in your video 51 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:57,519 mean you're cool. 52 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,160 Yeah, but, like, the fire itself is pretty cool. 53 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,500 No way, Viva. 54 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,500 Since Neil the Wood. 55 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,840 Oh, yeah. 56 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,640 Molly Crew fired this dude. 57 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,300 Yes, they fired him. 58 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,400 Fire, fire, fire, fire. 59 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,720 Tommy Lee should have shoved a drumstick up his butt. 60 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,100 Yeah, yeah. 61 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,340 That would be cool. 62 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,880 Whoa. 63 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:30,860 That chick's got metal pointy things on her boob. 64 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,320 That's pretty cool. 65 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:35,679 Yeah. 66 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,780 She's a knockdown. 67 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,580 Pick it up and do it again. 68 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,880 What does that mean? 69 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,780 Who writes the crap? 70 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:54,340 Yeah, yeah. 71 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:07,500 We're pretty funny, aren't 72 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,620 we? Yeah. 73 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,760 We should be on TV. 74 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,720 How come that club owner dude didn't like us? 75 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,980 Maybe it's stupid. 76 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:22,940 Yeah. 77 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,140 Not everybody can be cool like us. 78 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Yeah. 79 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,540 Tree. Yeah. 80 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:40,760 I don't think I shall ever see anything as stupid as a tree. 81 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,530 Do you like her hair up or down, Viva? 82 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:57,170 I think with this particular outfit, it looks better up. 83 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:08,350 Do you 84 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:13,910 think if this band was playing in the forest and, like, a tree fell on them 85 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:17,890 because they suck, do you think anybody would be there? 86 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,360 Because they'd be dead. 87 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,160 Yeah, but what if, like, the tree fell and it only, like, hit a couple of them? 88 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,300 And then, hey, Beavis, what are your hands doing in your pocket? 89 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,560 I'm just looking for my lighter. 90 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:35,859 Uh -huh. 91 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,880 You've been looking for about 15 minutes. 92 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,120 Yeah. 6024

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