subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Beavis and Butthead S02E22 Baby Makes Uh, Three

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:17,050 It's a picture, dude. 2 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,310 I'm trying. 3 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:23,390 Come on, dude. We're missing it. 4 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:50,570 Hey, butthead, the TV's out of focus. 5 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:54,090 Focus. Focus, asswipe. 6 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:57,270 What's Bono's problem? 7 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,150 Yeah, what's Bono's problem? 8 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:04,430 Black and white suck. 9 00:01:07,190 --> 00:01:09,930 Whoa, that's a big dog. 10 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,210 That's a buffalo, dumbass. 11 00:01:13,430 --> 00:01:15,830 They should shoot it. 12 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,580 That would be cool. 13 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,200 Yeah. Like that movie Dancing with Wolves? 14 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:35,380 Oni. 15 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 Weenie. 16 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,620 Oni. 17 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,240 Oni. 18 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Oni. 19 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,610 Is this like a quiz? 20 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:48,930 This is like school. 21 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,590 Push a little baby to make him come up! 22 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:56,010 Push a little baby to make him come up! 23 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,710 That's not funny, dumbass. 24 00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:06,790 Is this art? 25 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:10,470 This means something. 26 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,740 Yeah. It means something stupid. 27 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,620 Joey Buttafuoco. 28 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,020 He said Buttafuoco. 29 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,540 He'd be there. 30 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,400 What do you think, what's a fuko mean? 31 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:51,840 He said fast door. 32 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,680 Dude looks like a lady. 33 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:08,400 This is the coolest video I've ever seen in my life. 34 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:43,330 I thought you were Daddy's little cutie. 35 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:45,690 Shut up, bunghole! 36 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,130 Yes! 37 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,250 Check it out. 38 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:04,930 She's pissed. 39 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:06,810 She hates him. 40 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,579 Everybody thinks babies are cute. Cute. 41 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:24,620 Well, they are not so damn cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right 42 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:29,640 now. Crapping and puking all over you. They cost a damn fortune to feed and 43 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,200 clothe, and all they end up doing is making you miserable like you people are 44 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,680 doing to your parents right now. 45 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,980 It's time that you teen pregnancy candidates learned a thing or two about 46 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:39,980 responsibility. 47 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,020 Does anybody know what this is? 48 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,840 Half his wife's butt. 49 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:53,820 It is a baby, and everybody is getting one. I have divided the class into male 50 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:58,500 -female pairs, and every couple gets one of these for a week of nurturing and 51 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,500 cooperation. 52 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,260 Everywhere you go, you take it with you. If you cannot take it with you, you 53 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,680 arrange for a sitter. Is that clear? 54 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,180 Uh, Mr. 55 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,780 Buzzcutt. Mr. 56 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,160 Buzzcutt. 57 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,480 Yes, butthead. I can't do the assignment. 58 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,040 I'm dietetic. 59 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,320 I'm sure you mean diabetic, butthead. 60 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,480 And you will do this assignment. 61 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:29,760 Each couple keeps a journal of its activities with the baby. Any gaps, you 62 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,680 Any mistakes, you fail. 63 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,520 Any damage to the baby, you fail. 64 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:40,000 And if you fail this project, you fail the course, because having a child is a 65 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,900 pass -fail situation, people. 66 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,520 There's the list of partners. Find yours and get a baby. Is that clear? 67 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:53,220 Hey, it says my partner's butthead. Yes, I am making an exception in your case. 68 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:54,540 All right. 69 00:05:56,260 --> 00:06:01,500 Every girl in the class asked me privately not to be paired with either 70 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,700 So I thought this was the best solution. 71 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:09,080 Besides... With homosexual couples increasingly adopting babies, this will 72 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,040 our simulation even more realistic. 73 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,780 Do you find that amusing, butthead? 74 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,720 One week from today, we all meet back here with our sugar babies and our 75 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,060 journals. Is that clear? 76 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,220 Good luck and good parenting, people. 77 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:31,200 I don't know how to take care of a baby. What do you do? 78 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,560 Hey, let's give it a bath. 79 00:06:37,969 --> 00:06:41,250 I'm going to slap you around like a red -headed stepchild. 80 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:46,190 Uh -oh. 81 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:48,510 You drowned it, dude. 82 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:52,010 I'll never get to see it grow up. 83 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,670 Aerobic thought. 84 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,350 What the hell is this crap? 85 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:27,690 It's curly from the three stooges. 86 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,170 Hey, 87 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:33,880 Beavis. Check this out. 88 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,260 He's heading back from somewhere that he never should have been. 89 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,900 He looks like a zombie. 90 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Thunder Road. 91 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,000 Thunder Road. Thunder Road. 92 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:55,320 Whatever happened to country songs about whiskey drinking and butt kicking? 93 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,860 Thunder Road. Yeah. 94 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,380 Thank you that much. You come out. 95 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,950 Kicking this guy? 96 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,230 Yeah. 97 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:04,850 Then this video would be cool. 98 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,490 Whoa. Come on, show it. 99 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:16,090 It sucks. They never show the good stuff. 100 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:18,510 I hate sitcom. 101 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:26,850 And so it is with utmost regret. 102 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,720 That I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night. 103 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,679 Yeah. 104 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,100 Sorry about that. 105 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:42,059 And it is with equal regret that I must report that you boys both fail. Not only 106 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:47,120 fail, but fail more miserably than any student I have ever had the misfortune 107 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,120 teach. 108 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,420 What the hell? 109 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,270 It was fine this morning. 110 00:08:58,690 --> 00:09:00,450 Damn catalytic converter. 111 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,490 What is your major malfunction? 112 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,450 Why are you sputtering? 113 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,810 What's that noise? 114 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:20,350 This is the first day of... 115 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,530 Isn't it like that movie Beyond Superdome? 116 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:28,410 Yeah. 117 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:30,210 That was cool. 118 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:37,530 How come all these videos have cages in them? 119 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,750 Because they're cool. 120 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:50,230 This is like a zoo where they 121 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,230 keep cool people. 122 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,350 Yeah. 123 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,480 Hey, Beavis, do you have a nine -inch nail? 124 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:11,900 This is 125 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:25,060 pretty 126 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,060 cool. 127 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,720 Yeah, nails are cool. 128 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,220 It's like I'm pulling a rope. 8421