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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,719 --> 00:00:13,080 What flavor is that? 2 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,820 Blue. 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,000 Blue is my favorite flavor. 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,720 Whoa. 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,080 It's Todd. 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,558 I know. 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,560 I know. 8 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:31,540 Sup, douchebags. Frozen sippies, huh? You get money from the tooth fairy? 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,020 Yeah, but we had to, like, kick his ass first. 10 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,620 That's how we roll. You know what I'm saying? 11 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,370 Hey, Todd, where's my money? 12 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:41,970 I don't have it, bitch. 13 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,410 Would you call me? Bitch. Would you call me? 14 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:45,710 Whoa. 15 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:57,890 Beavis. We, like, saw that. 16 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,710 I know. I know. 17 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:04,810 Someday we'll be able to tell our grandparents about this. 18 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:09,970 How did you get pregnant? 19 00:01:10,490 --> 00:01:16,730 Well, me and Brandon went to a party one night and then we came home and... I'm 20 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:17,730 listening. 21 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:19,970 Continue. 22 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:25,610 So we were kind of too stupid to be having sex. Too stupid to be having sex? 23 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:29,030 You can be too stupid to have sex? 24 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:33,970 Yeah. Maybe I should like study or pay attention or something. 25 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:40,080 Look over my GED books with me. If angle A and angle C both equal 70 degrees, 26 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,080 then what is the length of side AB? 27 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,860 The answer is numbers. 28 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,320 She has her smart face on. 29 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:56,380 I'm really excited to get my GED so that I can go to college. 30 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:00,100 Boy, this guy is good at having a fake smile. 31 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:02,840 What I'm excited for in the future. 32 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:06,450 Unfortunately, you failed the math test. 33 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:13,950 You got 39 % correct on that one. You needed a minimum of 65 % to pass that. 34 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:17,610 You got 39 % correct on that one. You needed 65. 35 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:21,810 And I know you suck at math, but that means you failed. 36 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:28,530 That would be cool to have this guy's job and then just, like, make him sit 37 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:30,050 there forever before you tell him. 38 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,610 I'd be like, now how do you think you did? 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,320 Do you think you gave it your best? 40 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,080 First, tell me a little bit about yourself. Tell me about your dreams. 41 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:45,520 And then after about an hour, I'd be like, I'm afraid I have some bad news, 42 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:46,660 Aubrey. 43 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,160 Your journey ends here. 44 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,100 I'm going home. 45 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,340 Hey, Beaver. 46 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,880 Remember when Todd punched that guy out? 47 00:03:00,970 --> 00:03:02,250 Yeah, that's all I've been thinking about. 48 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,590 Yeah. 49 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:05,550 That was cool. 50 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:09,530 It was cool. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I was gonna think. 51 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,390 Listen up, guys. 52 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,110 Whoa. 53 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:18,790 Speak of the devil. 54 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,690 Yeah. This is weird, because, like, we were just talking about... Hey, shut up! 55 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,049 Now, look. 56 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:27,790 The cops busted me for punching that guy, and now they're bringing me to 57 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,749 for assault. 58 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,750 It really sucks. 59 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,740 Because I was totally acting in self -defense. 60 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,720 But I don't have to tell you. 61 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,640 You were the only witnesses. 62 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,100 So you know the truth. 63 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,040 Right? Uh, yeah. 64 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,140 We know the truth. 65 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,320 Yeah, you kicked that guy's ass. It was the coolest thing we have ever seen. 66 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,780 That's not what you saw, douchebags. 67 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,520 Tomorrow some pig's going to serve you with subpoenas. 68 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,440 You said subpoenas. It's not funny, man. 69 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:00,640 You better tell him exactly what you saw, which is me defending myself. Get 70 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:02,060 Yep. 71 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,760 Got it. 72 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:06,100 Got it. You can count on us. You can let go. 73 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:13,060 That was cool. 74 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,660 So what are we supposed to say? 75 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,519 Like he was defending himself? 76 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,880 Yeah. 77 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:24,170 That guy had the nerve to ask Todd for the money he owed him, so Todd had no 78 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:25,810 choice but to kick his ass. 79 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,790 Oh, yeah, he kicked his ass. 80 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,590 That reminds me about Adam. 81 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:32,850 You have that two dollars that I loaned you? 82 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,750 Uh, I don't have it, bitch. 83 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,530 Ah! Butthole! Ow! 84 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,170 I'm defending myself. 85 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:41,710 Ow! 86 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:47,830 I'm gonna level with you boys. 87 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,880 What I'm asking you to do isn't easy. 88 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,900 It's never easy putting your butt on the line for the sake of the truth. 89 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,720 Uh, what line? 90 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,440 Yeah, my butt already has a line in it. 91 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:00,280 Right now you're scared. I don't blame you. 92 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:03,340 I've seen boys younger than you disemboweled for taking the stand. 93 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,540 Cool. But when you're up there, you won't be alone. 94 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:11,000 No. You'll be sitting cheek by jowl with every ordinary citizen who's ever had 95 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,860 the courage to speak out against injustice. 96 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:17,200 Hey, Beavis, this guy thinks he's, like, on law and order or something. 97 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:24,520 Guys like Todd have to be taken off the street. And with your testimony, I think 98 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,940 we can do it. What do you say? 99 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,780 Uh, are you like the good cop? 100 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,300 Yeah, we want the bad cop now. 101 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,480 Go ahead and do that. 102 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:40,580 Is the person who started the fight here in the courtroom today? 103 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:42,880 Uh, yeah, he's right there. 104 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,300 Would you point to him, please? 105 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,310 Uh, him. 106 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:52,790 Todd. 107 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:55,390 Yeah, we thought kicking ass, your honor. 108 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,430 You said you're on her. 109 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:00,930 Oh, yeah. 110 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:02,690 Your honor. 111 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:06,830 Boy, nothing gets by you, but you should be a lawyer. 112 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:15,690 In the go -go dancing industry, it's very important to have big breasts. 113 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,140 They should do shows about girls that already have big boobs. 114 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,940 Yeah, that'd be like, you know, more pleasant. 115 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:30,440 I'm tired of being known as the go -go dancer with no boobs. 116 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,700 The go -go dancer with no boobs? 117 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,780 That's not a very catchy nickname. 118 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:39,860 I don't know why you're even looking at this stuff, because I think you're fine 119 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:40,860 the way you are. 120 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,120 And I think you're fine with your backwards hat, dumb glasses, and your 121 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,340 beard. Just fine. 122 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,380 Hey, what's that beard? 123 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,080 It looks like one of those little toys where they have the iron filings, and 124 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,080 take the magnet behind it and try to make his face look all stupid. 125 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,780 Oh, yeah, yeah. 126 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,200 Yeah, yeah. 127 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:03,300 She's gonna leave him for a guy with a real beard. 128 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,540 But it wasn't a problem when I had small boobs, so why should it be a problem 129 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,540 when I have big boobs? 130 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 Uh... 131 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,360 Hold on, it's coming to me. 132 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,120 You're right, Mom. 133 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,860 And then you get home and it's like, you're not important anymore. 134 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,620 That's bullshit. 135 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,760 Well, to you I'm important. 136 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:33,940 Yeah, I'm not talking to you, dumbass. I'm talking to these cool people from 137 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:34,940 MTV. 138 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:39,670 Yeah, get back to your computer under the stairs and shut up. I know you do. 139 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,749 That's why I'm with you. 140 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,410 He's like, I know I'm important to you because you're a loser. 141 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,670 Yeah, I want to get big boobs. 142 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:51,610 Then I'll be important to cool guys with, like, lots of money and full 143 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:55,490 and cars and they're not, like, under the stairs. 144 00:07:55,950 --> 00:08:00,190 He's like, I don't mind the big boobs so much as all the other guys doing you 145 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,590 while I have to pretend to sleep. 146 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,480 Beavis and Butthead, I've done a little research on you. Isn't it true that you 147 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,100 once played baseball using a frog as the ball? 148 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,680 Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I won. 149 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,060 No way, I was a tie. And that you were once demoted one grade at a time from 150 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,760 10th grade to kindergarten. 151 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,380 Yeah, yeah. 152 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,760 Guilty as charged. 153 00:08:28,099 --> 00:08:34,860 Right, right. And isn't it also true that... And didn't you also 154 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:39,280 once... Your Honor, may we approach the bench? For God's sake. 155 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:42,900 The witnesses are inexcusable. I mean, excused. 156 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,020 Thank you, drive -thru. 157 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,400 Hey, 158 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,400 Beavis. Remember that time we were here? 159 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,180 Todd, what's that? 160 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,250 Guess what, guys? 161 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:04,670 Even though you ratted me out, you're so unreliable they couldn't convict me. So 162 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:05,489 I'm free. 163 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,310 And me and the boys want to give you a taste of our gratitude. 164 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,530 All night long. 165 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,330 Beavis, I want to remember every moment of this night. 12006