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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:20,070 For today's field trip, we will be visiting Prairie Falls. 2 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:26,280 An historically accurate recreation of a homesteading community from 1832. 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:32,060 Okay? So don't be surprised if my great -great -grandpappy Van Driessen makes an 4 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:33,060 appearance. 5 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,440 Where are we? 6 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:49,440 I don't know. 7 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:52,470 Maybe we took the wrong bus or something. 8 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:54,490 Come on, I'm hungry. 9 00:00:56,950 --> 00:01:00,310 Welcome to Prairie Falls. 10 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:05,530 You lucky students have traveled back in time to a typical 19th century 11 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:06,690 homesteading community. 12 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:10,110 Come and meet my fellow townsfolk. 13 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:15,970 Did that guy say something about, like, traveling back in time? 14 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:18,270 Howdy, fair strangers. 15 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:25,080 I am Tobias Vandreason, a humble but hard -working cobbler who dwells in the 16 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,120 cabin down by the Old Fork River. 17 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:31,100 How come Vandreason's talking like a foreigner? 18 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:34,240 I don't know. Maybe we're in Mexico or something. 19 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,600 Let's go find a TV. TV? 20 00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:42,980 I know not what you talk of, for the year is 1832. 21 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,780 Now come and watch us thresh wheat. 22 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:50,130 1832? 23 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:52,790 That's like not now. 24 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,290 Yeah, I mean, aren't we more than that? 25 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:01,650 Whoa. Hey, Beavis, check it out. Look at all these people. 26 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:06,790 Maybe that dork was right. Maybe we did travel back in time. 27 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:12,870 Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that happen? Maybe that bus broke the time -space 28 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:13,930 condominium. 29 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:15,690 Oh, yeah, yeah. 30 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,330 Yeah, like in that movie, Back to the Future. 31 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,650 Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:23,490 Maybe we can score with your mom. 33 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:31,010 I'm not 34 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:37,310 going, you know, to be just like a typical housewife that just 35 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:42,490 sits at home. Well, you're better at cooking. You're more picnic leaning. 36 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,140 You're more efficient at sex than bad at birth control. 37 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,640 This chick reminds me of a young your mom. 38 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:03,420 Like, if this chick was not as hot and, like, older looking and drunk, 39 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,600 but, like, just as stupid. 40 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:10,990 Yeah, 41 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,610 I kind of see what you're saying now, you know. 42 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:17,690 Brandon and I still don't agree on how we're going to come up with the money to 43 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:18,089 move out. 44 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:21,390 What are they doing in there? He's come up with his own idea for making extra 45 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:25,450 money. This is a complete kit of everything you need to get started in 46 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:27,210 prospecting. This will make you money. 47 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:30,170 This guy's like, uh, you mean the box? 48 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:33,010 You open the box. Don't chew on it. 49 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,410 It's a profitable venture. 50 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:40,150 Now that'll be $9 ,154, please. 51 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,850 Good luck to you. What a dumbass. 52 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:50,710 I'm not convinced that Brandon's idea to get extra money is solid, so I'm coming 53 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:55,510 up with my own plan. How would you handle, like, if a customer got upset? 54 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,350 I'm calling you right now. 55 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:01,870 She's doing that thing comedians always do with their hands when they're on the 56 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,410 phone. Oh, God. 57 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:05,390 Okay. 58 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:09,230 First of all, please put the phone by your ear so you can hear it. 59 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:15,290 Hi, I just got my pizza. It was supposed to be sausage and it's pepperoni. 60 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:21,250 Okay, um... Uh, 61 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:25,790 I can't talk right now. My stupid manager is right here. 62 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:33,010 She's like, uh, so you'll call me on my hand then. 63 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,360 I've been sitting by my hand all day. 64 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,840 I guess I didn't get the job. 65 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:44,800 I wonder if we're going to see dinosaurs. 66 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:46,360 That would be cool. 67 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,460 Beavis, you dumbass. 68 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,700 Dinosaurs haven't been invented yet. 69 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:52,940 Oh, yeah. 70 00:04:56,060 --> 00:05:00,560 I've seen lots of movies like this. We need to, like, do something cool now so 71 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,340 that when we go back to the future, it's, like, better or something. 72 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,120 Ooh, class. 73 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,280 There's something interesting. 74 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:11,580 Hey, Butt -Head, since we traveled back in time a thousand years, does that mean 75 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:14,260 that that old dude is, like, Van Driessen's dad or something? 76 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,300 Uh, oh, yeah. 77 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:18,740 He's old. 78 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,780 Whoa. 79 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,380 Calm to Butt -Head. 80 00:05:25,919 --> 00:05:27,240 Me too. 81 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,040 I do declare, working this pole is hard. 82 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:38,720 You look familiar. Were you at the Renaissance Fair this summer? Yes, I'm 83 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,900 Wentworth. I knew it. I'm Squire Robin. 84 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:50,280 Class, why don't you run along and enjoy our simple way of life, okay? And 85 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,280 take notes. 86 00:05:54,740 --> 00:06:00,340 This sucks. How come a wuss like that can score and we can't? How do you know 87 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,219 he's going to score? 88 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:04,300 Because Van Driessen was born, dumbass. 89 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:10,100 Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of something cool we could do. 90 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:15,840 If we can stop that old wuss from scoring, Van Driessen will never be 91 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,160 We'll never have to go to that stupid class again. 92 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Oh, yeah, yeah. 93 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,140 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,680 This is going to be cool. 95 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,880 I mean, or it was cool. 96 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:32,800 I mean, in the past, you know, like after we do it, it's going to be cool to 97 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,880 think back upon. 98 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:41,520 You know, frankly, I like the magical fear. Remember, Beavis, we can't let 99 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,520 old dude score. 100 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,980 He's Van Driessen's great -great -grandfather. 101 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:46,849 Yeah, right. 102 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:50,830 Yeah, if he never scores, then Van Treason will never be born, and we'll 103 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:51,830 have to do homework. 104 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:54,910 Well, 105 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:59,250 you know, there's another magical fair coming up. Uh, Hark, or something. 106 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,310 What? 107 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:06,550 Ah, Beavis and Butthead, please go stand with your classmates, okay? 108 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:11,210 Uh, we can't do that, because, like, we know what you're going to do with her. 109 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:13,070 What? What are they talking about? 110 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,280 Boys, now that's inappropriate, okay? 111 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:21,520 Megan and I are just talking right now, and then you're going to do it. Yeah, we 112 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,520 know all about you. 113 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:27,840 Because you did it, then that means that Van Driessen was born, and I've seen 114 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,540 him. For we are from the future. 115 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,380 Oh, do you do this all the time? He sure does. 116 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 No. 117 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,520 Yeah, we know your grandson. 118 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,120 Don't try to lie. 119 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,420 Grandson? You said you didn't have kids. 120 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:43,310 Megan, Megan, wait. 121 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:44,990 Don't listen to them. 122 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:49,050 We have changed history. 123 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:54,770 Maybe we'll read about us someday. 124 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:05,670 I wonder how this chick decided which side 125 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,810 was going to be white and which was going to be black. 126 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:10,930 I don't know, but the side that makes the music. 127 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,760 It's definitely white. 128 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,680 See, you can tell, see? 129 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,500 Oh, yeah. 130 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:23,700 What's he so pissed off about? 131 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,119 Yeah, yeah. 132 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:30,460 Yeah, look at all you people with your grilled cheese sandwiches and your milk 133 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,600 and your vitamin D. 134 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,299 It fills me with rage. 135 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,220 These people don't seem too into it. 136 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,820 Yeah, they're like, another band raged through here yesterday. 137 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,680 We're all raged out. 138 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:51,440 Yeah, but did they go through the library and the cafeteria? 139 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,260 Yep, same route. 140 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,180 The cafeteria, the gym. 141 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:57,100 They showed up the cheerleader. 142 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,400 Whoa, that little Wayne? 143 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:07,240 Yeah, he's like, I was just back in the teacher's lounge grading papers. What's 144 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,240 going on out here? 145 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,800 I wish our guidance counselor was as cool as Little Wayne. 146 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:18,280 Yeah, he'd be like, have you considered stacking papers and getting paid? You 147 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,280 know what I'm saying? 148 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,680 Have you thought about face tattoos and sipping scissor? 149 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:29,000 How did this chick get Little Wayne to be in her video? 150 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,520 Maybe it was like part of his community service. 151 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,320 Oh, yeah. 152 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,780 It was probably like either that or pick up trash. 153 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,250 Yeah. And he did pick up trash. 154 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:50,890 Thanks for visiting. 155 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,550 Please exit through our gift shop. 156 00:09:56,470 --> 00:10:01,530 Hey, Beavis, before we go back to modern times, we should, like, bring old stuff 157 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:03,230 back so we can, like, get rich. 158 00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:04,930 We should, like... 159 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:08,640 smuggle it in our butts, and then sneak it out of here. Then when we get home, 160 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,940 we can take it out of our butts and sell it. That would be cool. 161 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:17,780 Why would we put it up our butts, Beavis? We can just carry it out of 162 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:19,980 I don't know. 163 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,720 I thought an MSNBC lockup run. 164 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,160 I thought it would be cool. 165 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:25,740 That's all. 166 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,540 Okay, 167 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,700 Beavis. 168 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:37,950 Hey, Beavis and Butthead, when we get inside, I want to talk to you about your 169 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:39,830 behavior earlier, okay? 170 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:42,810 Damn it. 171 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,170 We're back and Van Driessen got born. 172 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,210 That sucks. 173 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,250 I thought we blocked him from scoring. 174 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:53,530 We should have kicked him in the nads and broke his wiener. 12893