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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:17,580 Whoa, cool. 2 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,040 Uh, 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,560 hey, pizza face. 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 What? 5 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,180 Oh, yeah, I guess I have a little act. Wow! 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,200 Hey, damn it. Pizza face. 7 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,560 Pizza face. 8 00:00:37,199 --> 00:00:39,980 Dumbass. We're under the car's rear end. 9 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,140 The car's butt. 10 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:49,700 Hello. To answer your question, yes, this car does have new undercoating. 11 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:54,680 So, what do you think, guys? Can you see yourself driving this car? 12 00:00:55,500 --> 00:01:00,200 Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. That would be cool. I bet we could score. Yes, yes, 13 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:04,599 definitely, my friend. I must congratulate you both. You picked a very 14 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,598 to buy a car. 15 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,280 Yeah, we're smart. 16 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:12,900 Today and today only, I can offer you 0 % down. 17 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,240 Whoa, really? 18 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,480 We have zero. 19 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:18,300 We're gonna get a car. 20 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,640 We're gonna score. 21 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:23,060 This is gonna be cool. 22 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,480 Yes, yes, very cool, yes, yes. Come inside, we talk about it, okay? 23 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:36,580 Oh, my God. 24 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,520 It looks like a bathing suit. 25 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Mom, no. 26 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:45,440 Whoa. This chick's mom might be a bigger slut than your mom, Beavis. 27 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,800 Yeah, maybe so. 28 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:52,220 I think she might be a better slut, too. 29 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,060 She has better fake boobs. 30 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,140 And that's not saying much. 31 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,360 You look like you're in love. 32 00:01:58,540 --> 00:01:59,700 Come on, buddy, that's enough. 33 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,720 God gave me this body. 34 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,600 God gave her that body? 35 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:05,980 Yeah. 36 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,520 God's like, don't drag me into this. 37 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:14,620 I'm getting ready to pick some things out. Me and Drew are going to go take 38 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:15,620 pictures. For where? 39 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,760 For the Playboy party. 40 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,580 Mom, your underwear is showing. 41 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,880 I don't know why you keep doing that. Come on, arch your back. More slutty. 42 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,020 More embarrassing for your daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. More 43 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,900 embarrassing for your daughter. More embarrassing. More embarrassing. There 44 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,000 go. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 45 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,580 You better 46 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:44,680 hand over that glitter. 47 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:48,080 I had sex with a clown to get that glitter. 48 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,130 That hat makes her look really old. 49 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,910 And really stupid, too. 50 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:03,390 Yeah. Well, she's got to keep the light off her face. 51 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,810 Is this the Playboy party she was talking about? 52 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:16,930 I thought the Playboy mansion was, like, a little nicer and had a pool and 53 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:17,930 stuff. 54 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:22,560 Yeah. I thought there'd be more chicks, though. This is like just a bunch of 55 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,960 kids and one old slut. 56 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:29,100 Now 57 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:36,460 you 58 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:39,920 just stay in your room while your mom goes downstairs and does it with all 59 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,920 friends. 60 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:46,160 This is the one girl that really deserves to be emo. 61 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:55,280 Okay, Ham, it looks like you got a couple of gearheads. These guys love 62 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,420 know -it -alls, so I want you to sad -sack them. 63 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:02,660 Sad -sack? Oh, yes, yes, sad -sack. When I say, Mikey, oh, he's a good salesman, 64 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,600 but not me. I cannot sell car. 65 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,540 You know, I'm so not good salesman, you probably rip me off. Okay, tone it down 66 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,039 a tad. 67 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:14,020 Remember, you're a loser, and you just can't seem to sell a car. 68 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:19,100 You want these guys to think they have the advantage, so they let down their 69 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,440 guard. Hermit, it's showtime. 70 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:22,700 Go get them. 71 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:30,060 It is beautiful machine, yes? It has many RPMs, you know? 72 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,080 I'm so sorry. I don't know what I'm saying. 73 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:39,360 You see that guy, Mikey? He's a very truly good salesman. But not me. No, I 74 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,220 trouble selling car to no one. I cannot sell car. 75 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,250 Hey, Bud, maybe we should buy a car from that Mikey guy. Yeah, really. 76 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:51,490 How'd we get stuck with this dumbass? He can't even sell a car. 77 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:58,110 Whoa, hold on, fellas. I want to make sure you get the best deal possible. Let 78 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,570 me have a word with Hammett here. 79 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:02,110 Okay, these guys are going to be tough. 80 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,870 We're not going to fool them. Just start negotiating. 81 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,130 Be tough. Be a closer. 82 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:16,050 So you can see the price is $3 ,000, but, you know, let's talk, you know. 83 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:20,050 Tell me, what will it take to get you into this car today? 84 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,910 You said something about zero? 85 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:24,230 Yeah, that'll work. 86 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,430 Zero point zero. 87 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:32,130 Yes, very good. I don't think my manager will go for that, but maybe I could 88 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:35,450 give you, you know, maybe $500 of this price. It's good. 89 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:40,930 You're going to give us $500 to take the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. 90 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:45,490 No. I'll take it. No, that's not what I meant. No, I cannot do that. No. 91 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,410 Uh, hmm. 92 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:51,410 I don't know, but are we still okay at zero? 93 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:56,100 Eh. I don't know. A free car doesn't sound so great after he was going to 94 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,900 us $500 to take it. 95 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,700 Yeah. Wait, wait, no. I did not ever say... I don't know about it. I mean, 96 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,300 know, zero dollars for a car, you know what I mean? That's not bad. Dammit, 97 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,600 Beavis, gas is expensive. 98 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:12,580 I'll take like $250 from you to take this car, but that's like my final 99 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:17,000 Okay, okay, okay. Well, let's all settle down here, okay? This is getting a 100 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 little, you know... 101 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:21,750 I tell you what, you need to see what this car can do. You need to go for test 102 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,130 drive. How about that? We go test drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 103 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:26,250 Let's drive this thing. Yeah. 104 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:28,790 This is going to be cool. 105 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:38,350 You will see this car handled very nice, you know. It was driven by one little 106 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:40,130 old lady one time, you know, that's all. 107 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:42,730 Yeah, it smells like old lady. 108 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:46,210 Hey, I mean, you think anybody did it back here? 109 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:50,130 Seems like it would be a good spot, you know what I'm saying? Yes, yes, it is 110 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:54,090 very nice, yes, yes. So you're saying that you could see yourself driving this 111 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:54,949 car, then? 112 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:56,250 Uh, yeah. 113 00:06:56,730 --> 00:06:57,730 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 114 00:06:57,970 --> 00:06:59,970 Yeah, I could see myself driving it with a kick. 115 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:03,390 And her boobs, too. Very good, very good. 116 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,490 Let's see what this baby can do. 117 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:11,110 No, no, no. The car is already started, my friend. Please, please. 118 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:12,370 Yeah, butthole. 119 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:16,750 You're going to break it. Okay, then. If everybody is ready, then we will begin 120 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,709 test drive. 121 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,070 Okay? Ready. 122 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:25,210 No, do not start the car. Cool. Do it again. Do it again. No, do not do it 123 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:28,010 again. No, this car is started. Do not start it anymore. 124 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,209 Come on, let's go. 125 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,210 Punch it. Yeah. 126 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,270 Okay. 127 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:35,930 No, no. 128 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:37,170 You did not. 129 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:43,960 That was cool. 130 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:54,080 Before we leave Miami, we are going on a road trip. 131 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:57,900 We are hitting up the Everglades. We've got crocodiles, alligators, whatever you 132 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:01,300 want. They're going to go out to the Everglades to see if they can go two 133 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,200 without having sex or fighting. 134 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,020 I don't know if they're going to make it. 135 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:12,160 They're like, do you have a... mushroom on this boat or whatever this thing is. 136 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,820 That airboat is serious. Like, it's hella huge. 137 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,840 I mean, that would work better than my hair dryer. 138 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,580 Maybe instead of 25 minutes doing my hair, it'll only take me 10. 139 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,780 I came up with that myself, you know what I'm saying? 140 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:30,960 The crocodile's like, oh, 141 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:31,879 they're guidos. 142 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,740 They all taste like spray tan. 143 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:35,740 Too much gristle. 144 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:42,059 After the airboat tour, we went to a little in -town cafe where they had, 145 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,780 crab legs and alligators and all kinds of stuff that you can eat. Yeah, yeah, 146 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:48,360 the stuff you eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it called? You know, the stuff, 147 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,960 like you eat it. It's not drinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Food. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, 148 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:52,579 yeah, yeah. 149 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:53,519 Hey, guys. 150 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,520 Take it. 151 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:55,740 It's a frog. 152 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:01,980 This looks like that picture of the last supper, but with guidos. 153 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 154 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,280 Jesus died for their tans. 155 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,660 What is that? With Jenny. 156 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,380 That was actually funny. 157 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,460 It actually was. 158 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,440 That's weird. 159 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,940 Why do you think I didn't hit the froggy legs though? 160 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:35,610 Micah! No way, butt munch. I barely got to go anywhere. 161 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:38,870 No one will drive. You have destroyed the car. 162 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,530 Oh, I am very sorry. 163 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,310 They crashed the car. 164 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,990 I'll deal with you later, boys. 165 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:49,710 Looks like you just bought yourselves a car. 166 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,690 Uh, no way. 167 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:54,390 This one's all broken and stuff. Yeah. 168 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:57,590 I can't see myself driving it anymore. 169 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,450 Yeah, we want a fresh one. 170 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:04,270 But I'm going to have to ask you to give us $1 ,000 to take the new one. 171 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,310 Yeah, Hamid already agreed to give us $500 for the old one. 172 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:12,770 Look at it now, you know. Whoa, hold on here. That's not how it works. You've 173 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:16,090 got to buy this car or I'm going to hold on to your licenses and contact your 174 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,090 insurance company. 175 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:19,010 We don't have licenses. 176 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,390 Yeah, or insurance companies. 177 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,250 You didn't get their licenses and proof of insurance? 178 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,390 You're fired. And you too. 179 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:31,450 Get off my lot and don't let me ever see you here again. 180 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,450 Hey, bud, check it out. 181 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,370 Pizza face. 182 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,030 What? 183 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,230 You mess. 184 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:54,570 Okay, dude, settle down. We'll take $500 for it. If you drive a hard bargain, 185 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,409 we're in. 186 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:56,770 Don't make me kick your ass. 13940