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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:02,800 Thank you. 2 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,160 Check it out. What happened? 3 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,900 Oh, look. There's little turds everywhere. 4 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,440 Uh, cool. 5 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:46,140 Let's see here. I think these are rat turds. 6 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:52,100 Yep. These are definitely rat turds. Uh, okay, Beavis. 7 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,280 Whoa, there it is. 8 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:58,900 Hey, it's eating our nachos. Ah! 9 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,760 Get out of there, butthole. I'll kick your ass. 10 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,640 Damn it. 11 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,860 That son of a bitch ate our nachos. 12 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,280 That's right, Beavis. 13 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,860 And that is a crime for which it must be punished. 14 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,900 Yeah, to death. 15 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,540 This is gonna be cool. 16 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,880 Has it been a day or a week? 17 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:33,720 As my eyes begin to close, I am walking in my dreams. 18 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:36,250 You like this. 19 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:38,910 Shut up, butthead. No, I don't. 20 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,890 Believous, I just saw you tapping your foot. 21 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,470 She's making me nervous. It's, like, freaking me out. 22 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,870 Sometimes I tap my foot when I'm nervous. 23 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,670 And sometimes I, like, you know, hum along, too. 24 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:53,610 Whoa. 25 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:56,410 This is kind of freaky. 26 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:57,630 Yeah, see what I mean? 27 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:05,520 This is one of those art school chicks that, like, You could 28 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,860 probably score with them if you just told them all their ideas are really 29 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,820 Yeah, that's probably how she made this video. 30 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:17,800 Just like, got some rich guy and told him all her ideas, and he's like, ooh, 31 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 yeah. 32 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,120 Yeah, she's like, 33 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:26,060 uh, I want a unicorn, but then I'm going to tear the horn off him and put him on 34 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,060 my head. 35 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,920 Ooh, yeah, very good, yeah. 36 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,560 Have another drink and continue. 37 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:35,450 And then, I also want my brother to tap dance. 38 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:37,130 He's really good. 39 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:44,490 The rich guy's probably like, uh, these are all great ideas, but, 40 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:50,050 uh, I think it would be really, like, empowering if you took off your clothes 41 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:51,350 and jumped off a cliff. 42 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:57,630 He's like, and if you want, I could help you become a citizen. 43 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:00,930 I don't think I can help your brother, though. 44 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:07,330 This is why hot girls shouldn't keep a dream journal. 45 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,710 Oh, boy. 46 00:03:16,670 --> 00:03:17,670 Cool. 47 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:26,890 Got a rat problem, do you? 48 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,280 Yeah. He ate our nachos. 49 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,680 And for that, he must die. 50 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,160 Yes, sir. 51 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,060 Oh, yeah, believe me. 52 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,060 My favorite is the classic spring -loaded prep. 53 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,340 Okay. Sounds good. 54 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:49,940 Oh, yeah. 55 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,440 That's some good stuff. 56 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,100 Yeah. 57 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:58,210 And once you catch him, that's when the fun really starts. 58 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:05,110 Okay. You boys need some matches or some pliers with that? 59 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,070 No, thanks. 60 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:10,190 You boys should come by and save me sometime. 61 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,350 Ow! 62 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:18,990 Son of a bitch! 63 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,310 Dumbass. 64 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,010 Here, I'll do it. 65 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:23,430 You hold the trap. 66 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:30,580 Okay. Damn it, Beavis. You keep throwing it up. 67 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,600 Step aside. 68 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:37,600 Put the... Damn it. 69 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,340 I think we got it. 70 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:01,840 Okay. 71 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,700 I'll just put this here. 72 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,460 Oh, yeah. 73 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,960 We got you now. 74 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:24,600 Go check the trap, Beaver. 75 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,440 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. 76 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,900 Why'd I come in here again? 77 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,260 Ooh, nachos. 78 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,480 Ow! Ah, damn it! 79 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:42,980 Damn it! Ow! 80 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,720 Uh, what's that noise? 81 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,780 Huh? Me? 82 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,080 I don't know. 83 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,820 Go see what that noise is, Beavis. 84 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,760 It's in the kitchen. 85 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,820 Okay. It's probably the garbage disposal. 86 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,720 Come on, Ed. Come here. 87 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,140 It's alive. 88 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,440 It's caught the trap. 89 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 No. 90 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,820 I'll get it. No. Get out of here. 91 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,240 They're freaking me out. 92 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,460 Get out of here. 93 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,560 Get off. 94 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,280 That was cool. 95 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:43,430 I think this rat likes you or something. Because he, like, saved his life. 96 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,770 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 97 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:46,650 How's it going? 98 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:50,530 What should we do with it? 99 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:54,530 I don't know. Maybe keep it as a pet or something? 100 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:56,950 Okay. 101 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,400 Boy, Beavis, that rat dude really likes you. 102 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,900 He must be like a metrosexual or something. 103 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,460 Shut up, butthole. 104 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:16,460 There you go. 105 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 That's a good boy. 106 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,400 Make yourself at home. 107 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,760 Uh, 108 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,160 yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger and large fries, please. 109 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:29,570 Uh, okay. 110 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,310 And how are you today? 111 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,150 All right, boy, come on. Little hide. 112 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:37,950 Good boy. 113 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:40,770 Okay, all yours. 114 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,110 Is it gonna be long? 115 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,110 You said long. 116 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,110 Yeah, yeah. 117 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:51,350 Long. 118 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:55,490 Here you go. 119 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,110 Aw. 120 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:59,190 Looks like we got some company. 121 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,489 Oh, we're right. 122 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:03,170 Oh, yeah. He really likes fries. 123 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,270 Yeah, and he seems to like the buns, too. 124 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:09,030 I'm going to report this. This is a health violation. 125 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,350 Yeah. 126 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,090 The food here sucks. 127 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,170 Yeah, really. 128 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,190 Whoa. 129 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:24,790 Cool. 130 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,290 I like watching people fall down on TV. 131 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:30,430 Funny. 132 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:36,230 Yeah, it's like if he was just falling down stairs, it would be over fast. 133 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,929 But with an escalator, it just keeps going. 134 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:44,530 You know, it would be funnier if he was fat, but this is still pretty cool. 135 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:45,990 Yeah. 136 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,670 This rules. 137 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,850 I could watch this forever. 138 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:55,390 I don't think he really even wants to get up the escalator. 139 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,060 Maybe if he'd go buy something instead of monkeying around on the escalator, 140 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,160 economy wouldn't suck. 141 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,700 Come on. Get off your butt. Get up that escalator and go buy a Cinnabon. 142 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:09,140 Maybe some Dippin' Dots. 143 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,100 See, 144 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:18,460 right here during this part, you'll be playing some old -timey piano music. 145 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:28,120 This kid's probably like, Uh, where's Daddy with my birthday 146 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,120 present? 147 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,660 He's drunk at the mall again, lailing around on the escalator. 148 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:46,200 What the hell is going on? 149 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:49,030 I just got a call saying there was a rat in here. 150 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:52,130 Yeah, check it out. It pooped everywhere. 151 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,070 Oh, God, I'll have to call the exterminator. 152 00:09:56,350 --> 00:10:00,490 Yeah, we had to throw out all those traps you had, you know. He almost died. 153 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,610 Okay, where's the rat now? 154 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,430 Uh, me. 155 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:08,230 Well, I had him right here on the counter a minute ago. 156 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,210 It's not funny, guys, okay? 157 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:15,690 This is very serious, and now we're going to have to throw away all the 158 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:19,720 Here, boy, come on. 159 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,200 Here, rat. 160 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,740 Here, boy. 161 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Rat. 162 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100 Whoa. 163 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:32,680 Well, I guess it's like not a dude after all. 164 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 Oh, yeah. 165 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,140 Cool. 10513