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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:19,520 OMG LOL caught up with Academy Award nominee Morgan Spurlock on the red 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,580 last night. Whoa. 3 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,460 Check out that chick. 4 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,540 Yeah, but who's that fart knocker she's with? 5 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:28,470 Eh. I heard about this dude. 6 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:32,509 He got famous just for, like, eating a lot for, like, 30 days. 7 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:33,710 Whoa, really? 8 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:35,470 Yeah. 9 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:38,930 And once you're famous... You get to eat more. 10 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:42,050 No, dumbass. You get chicks. 11 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:43,290 Oh, yeah, yeah. 12 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:45,370 I was going to say that next. 13 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:48,030 We should do that. 14 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:50,710 Yeah, I was going to say that next. 15 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:55,810 Well, we're inside now, and this is the entryway. 16 00:00:56,819 --> 00:00:58,580 Is this 16 and pregnant? 17 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,920 Maybe I'm 13 and pregnant. I don't know. 18 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:06,000 They're doing pretty good. 19 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:10,280 Usually on that show, everyone's all poor and they live with their grandmas 20 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,680 their mouths are hanging open. 21 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:12,619 Yeah, really. 22 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:15,340 And they're like, living off my tax dollars. 23 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,700 You know what I'm saying? 24 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,080 Not right. 25 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,720 You don't have any tax dollars? 26 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:29,560 Whoa, that counter looks like it's made out of barf. 27 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:31,880 Yeah. 28 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:35,840 I think rich people do that because then if you barf on it, you don't have to 29 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,598 clean it up. 30 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 Oh, yeah. 31 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:43,880 That's not how you make nachos. Yeah, that's not how you do it. You go to 7 32 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:48,040 -Eleven, and you get that little paper thing, and then you scoop the chips in 33 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,980 there, and then you squeeze out the orange stuff on it. 34 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,340 This is the kids' playroom. 35 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,680 I found these kids over at the park. 36 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,200 I bring them nachos once a day. 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,800 And I make them do my homework. 38 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:07,060 One of our worries about building such a big house was that we'd lose our kids. 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,300 When this guy talks, it's like his teeth never come apart. 40 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,900 One of our biggest fears in the house was losing our kids. 41 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,980 It's more of an experiment. 42 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,540 I mean, they'd never make it. It's really just an experiment. 43 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,060 We had this crazy idea. 44 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,280 Maybe he's like, One of those ventriloquists. 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Oh, yeah. 46 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,080 They need to show the doll, then. 47 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,120 He's got his hand up his wife's butt. 48 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,880 I had to buy a waterfall and a wood slide. I worked my whole damn life to 49 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,880 for all this crap. 50 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,920 My wife makes me build all this stuff. 51 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:46,280 I'm miserable here. 52 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,440 You can even see Zion National Park. 53 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:53,410 I tried to run away to Zion National Park, but they saw me through that damn 54 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:54,410 telescope. 55 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:06,090 When do we get the checks? 56 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:07,570 How does this work? 57 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,970 We have to, like, only eat at Burger World for 30 days? 58 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,110 Like that Sherlock dude? 59 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,050 Cool. 60 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,750 We didn't think of this before. 61 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,590 We're going to get rich and famous just by eating. 62 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,170 Score. 63 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:25,930 Hey, buddy, check it out. 64 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:32,210 I already ate, like, four burgers, three fries, and six milkshakes. 65 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:33,530 Cool. 66 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:35,870 Ladies, beware. 67 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:42,690 I don't feel so good. 68 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,390 Yeah? 69 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:48,410 Good. More chicks for me. 70 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,050 See you in a month, baby. 71 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:01,630 I'm full. 72 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:02,990 Why did we do this again? 73 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:06,630 To get famous and get chicks. 74 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,350 We need more food. 75 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:15,590 Come on. 76 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,140 What are you guys doing here? You're not working today. 77 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,700 We're, like, volunteering. 78 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:28,960 Yes, I mean, for the children, you know. 79 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:34,700 Oh, okay. Well, why don't you go clean the grill and the food's on the house, 80 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:35,820 okay? 81 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,300 Okay, 82 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:15,100 don't think of the letters on your tests as grades so much as friendly reminders 83 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,360 to study more. 84 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:22,580 Beavis, butthead, if it was up to me, you could eat in class, but the school 85 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,740 board says you can't. Okay? 86 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,140 We have to. 87 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,420 We're eating at Burger World for a month so we can get famous. 88 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,860 Yeah, like that Morgan Sherlock dude. You know what I'm saying? 89 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:41,880 Oh, of course. You're taking on corporate America to expose a very 90 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,300 issue to your generation. 91 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:49,070 Yeah. Ah, this is great. I'm so proud of you boys. 92 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:51,150 So, does this mean that we can eat in class, too? 93 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,570 No, only Beavis and Butthead can eat in class. 94 00:05:54,890 --> 00:06:00,470 They're engaged in an act of social protest, shining a light on the issue of 95 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:01,530 teen obesity. 96 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,630 We're eating in front of you. 97 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,710 You can't have it. 98 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:11,070 Now, it's so important that you get your message out. Martin, maybe you can be 99 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,070 part of this. 100 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,560 No, I meant film Beavis and Butthead and then post it online. 101 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:21,860 Yeah, make a movie about us. The three of you can all use this as your semester 102 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,560 service project, okay? 103 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,820 Boy didn't bring enough for everybody. 104 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:39,120 So what made you want to shine a light on the issue of teen obesity? 105 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:45,750 We wanted to get famous and score, so we, like, ate a lot of Burger World 106 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I mean. 107 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:53,130 Go ahead and nominate us for some rewards, and then we can get some 108 00:06:56,190 --> 00:07:02,910 We ate a lot of Burger 109 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:06,510 World food, and now we're fat. 110 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,750 No way. 111 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:11,220 No one is going to supersize us. 112 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,360 These guys need to be stopped. 113 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,600 Fire up the jet. 114 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,320 They're trying to make gelato look exciting. 115 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,600 Orange chocolate. 116 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,740 Papaya. 117 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,040 Okay, how you doing? 118 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,080 Okay, how you doing? 119 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,940 When I meet a guy, I'm going to do chocolate. 120 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,340 Why no? 121 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,520 Is that guy a foreigner or a guido? 122 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,520 I don't think they have foreign guidos. 123 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,680 What I would love to find is a guido. 124 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,980 Juice head. Can I find that somewhere? 125 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,800 Because I'm not going to go on Match .com again. 126 00:07:56,020 --> 00:08:02,540 She met this dude on Match .com and then he put her to work. 127 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,940 I have all these qualities. 128 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:08,430 I have much for you. 129 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,850 You and this mop. 130 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:12,430 Go on date with Floor. 131 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,150 Start to work faster. 132 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:20,910 I leave you some work to you guys. 133 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:23,850 My ideal guy. 134 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,070 Snooki's idea man Guido. 135 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,350 Ideal. 136 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,670 Tan Guido juice head gorilla. 137 00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:33,470 Big sense of humor. Likes to party. Fist pump. 138 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:34,770 A poem by Snooki. 139 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,010 Juice Heads and Gorillas by Snooki Polizzi. 140 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,190 Our mission this week is to find Nicole a guy. 141 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:45,530 We've got to go to the beach. We've got to go everywhere. 142 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:47,130 Yeah, we've got to go to the gym. Every day. 143 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:49,250 Every day. Every day we've got to go to the gym. Every day. 144 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:50,470 Every day. 145 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,190 How come they do that? 146 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:53,670 Because they think it's adorable. 147 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,209 You know what I mean? 148 00:08:58,210 --> 00:08:59,550 You know, I have a checklist too. 149 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:03,090 Okay, she has to have at least one boob. 150 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,390 You know what I mean? 151 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:05,990 And she has to be a girl. 152 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,870 And it can't be my mom. 153 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:14,330 I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom. 154 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,490 Shut up. 155 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,470 20 check marks. 156 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:38,640 Here's some gift cards to Taco Yum -O. They have unlimited funds. 157 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,560 That means it's all you can eat. 158 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,460 Forever. At Taco Yum -O, not Burger World. 159 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,720 Cool. 160 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,120 Now we'll score for sure. 161 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,740 Are you sure about this, sir? 162 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:57,620 Those two can eat a lot. Believe me, the cost is well worth it. 163 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,260 They're making me sick. 164 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,580 Fire up the jet. 165 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,150 I gotta sit down. 166 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:07,670 You there. 167 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:10,630 All chicks get free tacos. 168 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,290 Want some nachos? 169 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,170 It's all on me. 170 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:17,590 You know what? 171 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,450 Nachos sound pretty good. 172 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,930 Maybe even better than scoring. 173 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,330 Yeah. 174 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:25,170 More food for us. 175 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,710 Taco Yamo rules. 176 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,810 Yeah, 177 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,370 Taco Yamo gets you fatter a lot quicker than Burger World. 178 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,090 These guys have to be stopped. 179 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:48,150 I need my plane and a stack of gift cards to Wiener Sheck. You know what I 180 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,850 I don't even understand what the problem is with teen obesity. 181 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,150 This is great. 182 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,250 Yeah. 183 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:57,870 Teen obesity kicks ass. 12555