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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:07,700 Megan, you've meant so much to me these past few weeks. 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,600 This has been so much harder than I thought it would be. 3 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,800 What a wuss. 4 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:15,420 Yeah, really. 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,400 How come kicks are into this dude anyway? And going fishing with your dad 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:26,180 the first time I've been able to relax during this whole thing. What is 7 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:27,480 that? 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,580 Somebody put like a vegetable or something in my chili dog. 9 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:34,130 I think it's an onion. 10 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:39,830 Megan, I'm sorry, but I won't be giving you a rose this evening. 11 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:43,590 Here, jerker. 12 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:47,510 Whoa, 13 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,210 you're crying. 14 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,450 No, I'm not. 15 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,830 You're crying like a girl. No way. 16 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:55,510 I am not. 17 00:00:55,650 --> 00:00:56,650 Damn it. 18 00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:58,110 You're moved. 19 00:00:58,390 --> 00:00:59,390 I am not moved. 20 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,250 Shut up. 21 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:03,880 This is amazing. 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,940 Addicted to porn? 23 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:14,820 Cool. 24 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,620 Porn allows me to enjoy women without having to deal with their real -life 25 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,620 drama. 26 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,660 It's one of my favorite things to do is smoke cigars while I watch porn to keep 27 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:25,660 it luxurious. 28 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,740 This guy kicks ass. 29 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,270 Set the alarm for 221, get up and watch a little porno. 30 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:38,130 Good morning, Grandma. 31 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:39,450 I live with my grandmother. 32 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:40,790 What's happening today? 33 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:45,370 I'm looking for a job on Craigslist right now. I don't see why he needs to 34 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:48,550 job. It's like he's got a car and a place to live and he's fat. 35 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:49,970 Yeah, really. 36 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:56,230 Damn it, the porn's all blurry. 37 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:00,110 Today I have a job interview for the first time in a while. 38 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:04,610 Where's he going to get a job? I definitely don't want to be 30 and 39 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:05,469 own town. 40 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:09,449 He could get like a... He could get a job washing dishes with one hand. 41 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,370 Mowing the lawn with one hand. 42 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,370 What to do? 43 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:21,190 Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn. 44 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:24,540 Porn, porn, porn, glasses. 45 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:30,100 Porn, porn, porn, porn. Gas up the car. Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn. 46 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:34,160 Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn. 47 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,439 What are you guys doing? 48 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,440 Go visit with dad. 49 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,040 Porn, porn, porn. 50 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,560 Porn, porn. Oh, there's my sisters. Porn, porn, porn, porn. Hi, dad. Porn. 51 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,900 Porn. He's like watching so much porn, he's starting to look like a schlong. 52 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,360 Pornography? What's that? 53 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:56,160 I think that's like the study of porn. 54 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,680 Yeah, this guy is a pornologist. 55 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,160 Yeah, really. 56 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,740 Porn, porn, porn. 57 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,920 You know what would be good right now? 58 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:11,600 Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn. 59 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,420 Well, like yesterday? 60 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,560 You were crying. 61 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,520 Shut up, butthead. I was not. 62 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,160 Damn it. 63 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:30,000 That's why so many readers find Atticus' speech so moving. 64 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:36,520 Mr. Van Driessen, I bet Beavis was really moved by it. Cut it out, 65 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:41,570 Because yesterday, I saw him crying. 66 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:46,430 No, I wasn't. I was not. It's okay to be touched, Beavis. Yeah. 67 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,510 Beavis was touched. 68 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:51,670 Shut up. I was not crying, butthead. 69 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:58,010 Hey, guys. What's up? 70 00:03:58,310 --> 00:03:59,670 Hey, Stuart. 71 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:01,890 Have you heard the news? 72 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,710 Shut up, butthead. 73 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,630 No. What? 74 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:07,130 Beavis was crying. 75 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,430 Shut up. I was not. I was not crying. 76 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:11,670 I wasn't. 77 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,330 Something happened to my eyes. 78 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,130 It was like that onion. 79 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,089 Uh, attention, everyone. 80 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:20,910 Beavis was crying. 81 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,950 Damn it, I was not crying. 82 00:04:30,090 --> 00:04:31,090 Whoa. 83 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:32,690 Hey, butter. 84 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,620 Remember that movie where that slut from Sex and the City was like a mannequin? 85 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:37,780 Uh, yeah. 86 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:42,620 I mean, I was just thinking, like, I mean, that would be cool if, like, I 87 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:46,880 a hot mannequin, like, came back to life. Dammit, Beavis, quit changing the 88 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,880 subject. 89 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,580 You were crying. 90 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:50,899 Stop it! 91 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,900 Shut up! 92 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,340 It's okay to be touched, Beavis. 93 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,080 Dammit, shut up! 94 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,640 Woof. I was not crying! 95 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Butthole! 96 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:10,610 We'll climb the rope, touch the ceiling, and descend all within 30 seconds. 97 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,090 Are there any questions? 98 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,470 I have a question. 99 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:21,650 What happens if Beavis starts crying? I was not crying. I was not crying. I'm 100 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:23,290 going to kick your ass. You are crying. 101 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:27,070 You will beat the crap out of Butthead on your own time. 102 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,950 Don't yell at him too hard. 103 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,540 He might start crying. 104 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,679 Let me go. 105 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:36,200 I'm going to kill you. Here come the waterworks. Let me at him. It's okay, 106 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,860 Beavis. Damn it. It's all right to cry. 107 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,980 Crying takes the fat out of you. 108 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,119 Damn it. 109 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,240 I was not crying. 110 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:56,780 This is like the same dance they did in Party Rock, Anson. 111 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,440 Except they're, like, pretending they're choking their chickens while they're 112 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,440 doing it. 113 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,460 I like it. 114 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:09,580 Yeah, it's like, you know, they're, like, growing as artists or something. 115 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:20,340 You know, I thought, like, that the comedy sucks and that, like, nobody has 116 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:25,800 job and these guys are just spraying around expensive champagne everywhere. 117 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,610 I heard they have, like, a really rich dad. 118 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,130 And then that one tall dude is the other dude's uncle. 119 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:38,670 And then, like, their grandpa is, like, the same guy. 120 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,090 So they don't care. 121 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:41,790 What, really? 122 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:45,390 Yeah. It's too bad we weren't born as them. 123 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:50,750 You know, why is that? How come we were born as us? 124 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:54,990 I don't know. 125 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,400 It's not fair. 126 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,020 Take that bottle and make it. 127 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:04,960 Good news, guys. 128 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,020 We saved the community center. 129 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,520 Let's all dance. 130 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:13,120 My 131 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:22,400 biscuits. 132 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,280 Who ate my biscuits? I don't know. 133 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,960 Hey, Beavis. 134 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,080 Huh? 135 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,540 What? 136 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,620 You were crying. 137 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,280 I was not. I was not crying. 138 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,580 I'm serious. 139 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,860 I was not crying. 140 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:02,080 I'm not crying now either. 141 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,820 Bottle. 9370

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