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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,660 --> 00:00:10,660 People, I'm very concerned about you. 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:16,360 Lately, I've been noticing a disturbing trend of low self -esteem, okay? 3 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:21,160 In fact, your lack of it doesn't make me feel too good as your teacher. 4 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:28,480 Now, self -esteem and motivation, people, are keys to success in life, 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,380 Does anyone know what those terms mean? 6 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:36,200 People, is anyone paying attention out there? 7 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:39,590 Beavis, do you know what self -esteem means? 8 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,090 Um, 9 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:42,990 no. 10 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:45,570 Beavis is stupid. 11 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,310 Yeah, and I'm very smart. 12 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:54,230 Now, Beavis, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Why would you say such a 13 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:55,230 thing? 14 00:00:56,450 --> 00:01:01,730 Okay, people. I guess this is a good time for a little confidence -boosting 15 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,230 surprise I've been planning. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,980 I've made arrangements to borrow the caps and gowns from this year's 17 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:08,980 class. 18 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:14,020 That's right, class. With my help, you're all going to graduate today. 19 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:19,100 Cool. I can't believe it. Now, it's not a real graduation, of course. 20 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,860 It's a self -esteem graduation. 21 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,680 Whoa. To help you better respect yourself. We're going to graduate. 22 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,640 Yeah. Yeah. 23 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,580 Today. It's all over. 24 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:31,900 Graduate. 25 00:01:37,559 --> 00:01:38,559 Uh, 26 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,660 going back to school? 27 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,120 I'm going back to school. Shut up, Beavis. 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,460 Good afternoon, ladies. 29 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:58,160 Uh, check it out. We graduated. 30 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,820 Pretty cool, huh? Wow. 31 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Really? 32 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,380 I want you. 33 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:08,120 Come on, butthead. 34 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,600 Butthead, please. 35 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,120 Get these gowns on. 36 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:20,740 Now, class, graduation gowns have symbolized wisdom and maturity for 37 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:23,460 You look like a dumbass. 38 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,640 This is called a mortarboard. 39 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:32,020 And it comes with this tassel, which many graduates save as a memento of 40 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,020 special day. 41 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,660 Perhaps some of your older brothers and sisters still have theirs. 42 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,900 Oh, yeah. 43 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,940 My uncle has one of those hanging on his dashboard. 44 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:46,240 Good butthead. He must have saved it from his own high school graduation. 45 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,200 Uh, no. He didn't go to high school. 46 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,340 He got it off the boob of some chick in a nudie bar. 47 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:58,950 There's a big difference, butthead, in what the two tassels stand for. I hope 48 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:00,270 someday you'll find that out. 49 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,870 Well, let's get on with our ceremony. 50 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:07,910 If you'd come up one at a time, I have a certificate for each of you. 51 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,750 Congratulations. 52 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:12,950 Good work, Dean. 53 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,970 You have many talents to be proud of. 54 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:21,730 Congratulations, Cassandra. I know you'll go far in the world, okay? 55 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:24,130 Here you go, butthead. 56 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,990 You have many qualities. 57 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:30,310 Yeah. And here's your diploma, Beavis. Okay. 58 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:37,290 Even though these are not genuine diplomas, they represent something very 59 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:43,570 Namely, my opinion as your teacher that each of you is an important human being. 60 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:49,380 Worthy of your classmates' respect and your own self -respect. 61 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:55,380 Okay? And in closing, I'd just like to say bravo for being you. 62 00:03:56,340 --> 00:04:01,300 Thanks for your cooperation, people. I'm picking up some much more positive 63 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,380 vibes now. 64 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:09,980 Okay. Now that we're all feeling better about ourselves, we do have a lot of 65 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,280 material to cover before the midterm. 66 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,520 Please open your books to chapter six. 67 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,720 Um, where are Beavis and Butthead? 68 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:28,540 We graduated. 69 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,800 We're never going to go to school again. 70 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,120 I'm just glad it's finally over. 71 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,520 You know what I'm saying? 72 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,080 Yeah, really. 73 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:43,010 At least now we can get on with our lives. 74 00:04:58,130 --> 00:05:01,330 Shana, would you hurry up and get your funky butt out of the bed? Oh, did you 75 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,450 hear that? She just called her monkey butt. Yeah. 76 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,890 That was pretty cool. 77 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,310 I'm getting kind of sick of Janet Jackson. 78 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,610 Yeah. 79 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:16,590 She always has a bunch of chicks sitting around talking before the video. 80 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:21,170 That's a pretty nice hotel. 81 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:25,590 Yeah. When you're, like, rich and famous, you can stay in those really 82 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:30,410 hotels where they have, like, adult videos and hourly rates and stuff like 83 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,650 How come hotels have hourly rates anyways? 84 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,390 Oh, dumbass. 85 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,280 It only takes like an hour to do it. Wow. 86 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,000 A whole hour? 87 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,300 A whole whore. 88 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,480 A whole whore. 89 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,660 You can get on the phone and be like, room service? 90 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:56,900 I'd like some bacon and a couple cokes and a bunch of whores. 91 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:02,160 And a side order of poop. 92 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,610 What did you say, Beavis? 93 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:08,810 I was just saying, I thought you were a poop. 94 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,670 Oh, boy. 95 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:18,190 Beavis, you just sent my boner into the ground. 96 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:20,790 Sorry about that. 97 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,470 I thought it was pretty cool. 98 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:26,850 I thought you were a poop. 99 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,750 To go with the horse, you know. 100 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,550 Shut up, Beavis. 101 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,610 Excuse me. Are those bunghole boys you're wearing? 102 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,810 Bunghole boys. 103 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,790 You want this? 104 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:50,630 Can you handle this? 105 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,390 Could you handle this, Beavis? 106 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,130 I thought you'd handle this. 107 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,290 I can't probably handle that. 108 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:10,670 What are you doing, Beavis? I'm 109 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:11,670 doing my monkey boy. 110 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:15,150 Damn it, Beavis. Get down. 111 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:16,890 I am getting down. 112 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:20,450 Rat -a -tat -tat, badass. 8004

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