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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:11,900 Todd's cool. 2 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:13,260 Yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,480 Todd's cool. 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,920 Hey, what are you two girls looking at? 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,840 Hey, but he noticed us. 6 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,400 Yeah. 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,440 Just at least try to act cool, Beaver. 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:30,420 I hope they have a hospital in your kindergarten, man. Because if you don't 9 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,140 looking at me, that's where you're going to end up. 10 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:35,600 Well, he did it again, but he's talking to us. 11 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:38,060 Of course. 12 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:41,450 All right, that's it. I warned you. 13 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:46,850 Hey, how's it going? 14 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:52,890 Well, 15 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:57,550 I'd love to stay and kick your asses some more, but my shifting hand is 16 00:00:57,550 --> 00:00:58,550 to hurt. 17 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,690 She sure is cool. 18 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:07,310 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:08,470 Hey, Beavis. 20 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:11,240 Let's follow him and find out how come he's cool. 21 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 22 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,820 And then we can become cool too. 23 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:16,420 Yeah. 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,280 Whoa, hey. Hey, that's it. 25 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,520 That's his car. 26 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:36,900 Oh, yeah. 27 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,050 This is cool. 28 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:49,590 Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,910 This is gonna be cool. 30 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,070 Whoa. 31 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,450 God. 32 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:07,470 Whoa. 33 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,650 Hey. 34 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:13,270 Hey, how's it going? 35 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:18,970 We're like your friends. 36 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:21,870 We're like in your gang and stuff, you know. 37 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:25,830 Like, you know, we hang out and stuff like that, you know. It's pretty cool. 38 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:27,770 Whatever. 39 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:33,470 This rules. 40 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:36,570 Beva, this is the coolest thing that has ever happened. 41 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:43,010 Well, uh, Todd. 42 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,570 Since we're like friends. 43 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:47,890 This is cool. 44 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:52,450 Can you tell us how to, like, you know, get chicks to do it? 45 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:55,450 Yeah, that's a good question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, tell us. 46 00:02:56,650 --> 00:02:57,569 Roosting, man. 47 00:02:57,570 --> 00:03:03,970 You gotta... Take your bike and have it. 48 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:08,610 Grab it and... Grab it and then... All right. 49 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:10,210 And then you got her, man. 50 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 51 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:13,970 See? See, that's what I've been telling you about it. 52 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,130 It's like, you gotta take her bike. 53 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,560 and then drive her real slow, you know what I'm saying? 54 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,980 Beavis, you dumbass, that's not what he said. 55 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,180 So, I mean, so, Todd, where are you supposed to take her bike? 56 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,020 What? Dammit, Beavis, shut up. 57 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:33,280 So, uh, Todd, like, what's your secret for buying beer? 58 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,140 Yeah, yeah, beer's cool, too, yeah. 59 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,920 You can tell us. You're among friends now. 60 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,020 Oh, man, it's easy, man. 61 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,800 You go to this place, and you gotta, um, 62 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:53,260 Give him, like, tiger nachos, and then, woo, oh, you're out of luck, man, and 63 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:54,260 oh, 64 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:57,000 oh, and then all that. 65 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,560 Really? 66 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,360 So all you gotta do is, like, go give him some tiger nachos? 67 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:05,240 I would have been buying beer every day if I knew that. 68 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,630 Dammit, Beavis, shut the hell up. What the hell kind of... Stupid, wuss, 69 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,370 dumbass, wuss crap are you talking about? Who the hell is saying 70 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,570 I think you should listen more closely to what Todd said. 71 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,550 Like, um, that's what he said. 72 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:23,610 Yeah, so, um, well, Todd, how can we get cool like you? 73 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:26,070 It's just guys. 74 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:31,610 It's like, it's Bergen and Finger and... Beavis. 75 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:36,490 Yeah? Damn it, Beavis, don't make me kick your ass. All right, that's it. 76 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:38,430 Hey, cut it out! 77 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,720 What the... 78 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:54,640 What the 79 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,820 hell are you little turds doing here? 80 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,700 We're like your best friends. 81 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:03,520 Yeah, that's what you said. 82 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:09,310 What the... Man, I... Kick your asses if I didn't have such a headache. 83 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:17,970 Look, if I ever catch you too near me again, you're dead. 84 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:22,830 And if I find out you told anyone I talked to you, you're twice as dead. 85 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:31,790 Damn. 86 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:35,090 How does somebody get to be so cool? 87 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:36,830 Todd. 88 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:46,800 Proud to present Kenosha, Wisconsin. This is like some show, right? 89 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,860 Of course it is, Buck Munch. 90 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:51,360 It's on TV. 91 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,160 Oh, yeah. 92 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,980 No, but I don't think this is a video. 93 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,340 They don't play many videos anymore. 94 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,460 It's all like shows and like people snowboarding and stuff. 95 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:07,400 I think this is happy days. 96 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,600 Yeah. 97 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:10,420 Crappy days. 98 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,720 He's funny about that. 99 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,880 Happy Dave. 100 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,960 He called it crappy Dave. 101 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,160 One, 102 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,600 two, three, four. 103 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:22,900 Yeah. 104 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,360 We're going to do it. 105 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,620 We'll take it. 106 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,240 We'll break it. 107 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,160 We're not going to make it. All we need is just a little patience. 108 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:39,780 Yeah. 109 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,940 I like the show better when that other dude on the restaurant, that dude from 110 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:46,940 Karate Kid. 111 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,079 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,620 He's got no fun. His answer comes from inside you. Always right. 113 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:53,940 Yeah. 114 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,400 That dude could kick Fonzie's ass. 115 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,200 Fonzie doesn't even know karate. 116 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,220 These dudes were always, like, calling each other nerds and stuff. 117 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,740 Yeah, I wonder why. 118 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:10,600 I think it was like... 119 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:15,060 Back in the old days, before they invented words like mad and butt munch 120 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,380 dumbass. Yeah, yeah. 121 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:18,220 Things are a lot better now. 122 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Yeah. 123 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,160 Butt munch. Yeah. 124 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:26,280 You know what else they're always saying? 125 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,760 They're always saying, like, sit on it. Sit on what? 126 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,900 You have a pretty cool show. 8291

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