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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:18,030 Big thing. 2 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,130 Uh, 3 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:26,030 no. 4 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,540 Whatever it is, don't be afraid that it's, quote, too stupid to succeed. 5 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,680 So go ahead and call. A fresh new idea you have could be your ticket to 6 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,740 of dollars. Whoa. 7 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,500 Millions of dollars? 8 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:48,700 Yeah. 9 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,560 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, money. 10 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,920 Come on, butthead. Hurry up and invent something. 11 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,500 Shut up, dill hole. You invent something. 12 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,030 And it better make us millions of dollars or I'll kick your ass. 13 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,150 Okay. 14 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:07,730 Let's see. 15 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:13,870 Maybe some kind of a device with some gears. 16 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:16,510 This is hard. 17 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:22,250 I think that dude said we gotta, like, invent something that fills a need or 18 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,250 something. 19 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:25,690 Oh, I mean, we need to score. 20 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,810 Yeah, but we've, like, tried everything already. 21 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:33,670 Let's see. What do we need? 22 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:38,270 TV. 23 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,010 No. 24 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,810 I guess we got everything we need right here. 25 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:49,510 Yeah, really. Maybe there's something we can invent outside. 26 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:55,930 I know. 27 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:58,030 Let's invent a tree. 28 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:03,470 Beaver? See, we could build one out of lumbers and two -by -fours and stuff, 29 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:05,030 then we could, like, tape some leaves. Ow! 30 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:10,150 See, that way anyone who needs wood but doesn't want to cut down his own tree 31 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:13,370 can just, like, buy our tree and cut it down, and then he... Ow! Why wouldn't he 32 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,750 just go cut down his neighbor's tree, dumbass? 33 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:20,290 Now, quit wasting time. We need to come up with a real money -making invention. 34 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:22,410 Oh, yeah, okay. 35 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,670 Beaver, I have just seen the next big thing that will save all mankind. 36 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,130 What? 37 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,170 We're gonna be rich. 38 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,090 Come on, butthead, hurry up. What's your invention? 39 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,660 Lena, say hello to the Butt Scratcher 2000. 40 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,360 Whoa, does it really work? 41 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:26,260 Because I could use one of those. 42 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:31,020 Not for you, dumbass. If we're going to get rich, we need some other dumbass to 43 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,020 buy it. 44 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,220 Oh, yeah, yeah. 45 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,380 Maybe after we make some money, I'll buy one. 46 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:41,120 Sir, what if I told you I had an invention that could change your whole 47 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,850 Something that could put a smile on your butt. 48 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:49,390 You know, just because you can't see your bunghole doesn't mean you should 49 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,089 ignore it. 50 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:52,730 Damn it, boy, that ain't nothing but a wire hanger. 51 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,930 It's a Butt Scratcher 2000, asswipe. 52 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:02,430 Five bucks for a hanger? How stupid do you think I am? 53 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,090 Well, let me ask you this. 54 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,930 Do you think your butt is stupid? 55 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,770 Boys, that's just a wire hanger. 56 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,760 You know it, I know it, and the Lord knows it. 57 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,300 Very funny, guys. Now, please leave me alone, okay? 58 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:23,500 Let me ask you a question, sir. 59 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,560 Is your butt important to you? 60 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,880 What? 61 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,900 Goddammit, get the hell out of here, you damn son of a bitch! 62 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:31,420 What 63 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:39,200 do 64 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,460 we do now? 65 00:04:42,119 --> 00:04:43,340 Uh, I don't know. 66 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:48,000 Let's, like, go watch TV and let some other dumbass come up with the next big 67 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 thing. 68 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,280 Yeah, damn it. 69 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,660 Let somebody else do some work for a change. 70 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,120 I'm sick and tired of trying to please everybody. 71 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:02,140 Whatever the next big thing is, it better not suck. 72 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:03,820 Yeah, yeah, really. 73 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:06,780 Whoa, check it out! 74 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:10,410 It's a Desire and Sposter body spray commercial. 75 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,070 Whoa. 76 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,170 Hey, Beaver. I think I know what the next big thing is. 77 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:18,990 It's in my pants. 78 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,310 Rats are cool. 79 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,530 Somebody better call the Orchid Man. 80 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:34,729 Whoa, candle. 81 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,470 Candle. Candle. 82 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,510 Candles. Candles rule. 83 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:39,790 Yeah. 84 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:45,670 Have you ever seen those alarm clocks that they're like candles and you stick 85 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:46,670 them up your butt? 86 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:48,650 Uh, I've never heard of that, Viva. 87 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:49,789 Yeah, yeah. 88 00:05:49,790 --> 00:05:52,970 It's like they have all these times written on the sides, and then you light 89 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:57,090 and sleep on your stomach, and then when it burns down to the time, it's like it 90 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,850 gets on your butt and you go, and then you wake up. 91 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:01,690 Really? 92 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:05,950 Yeah. I'll show you one. My uncle has a whole bunch of them. He usually gives me 93 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:06,950 one for my birthday. 94 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,320 He bought it. That's the guy that works at Maxi Mart. 95 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,640 Oh, yeah. 96 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,060 He's cleaning out the slurpy machine. 97 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,360 Get me a large horchata. 98 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,300 Horchata and a blue wackadoo. 99 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,340 Check it. 100 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Fico. 101 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,760 Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like she's pretty hot, but it's like, I don't 102 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,760 know, man. 103 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,660 I might stay away from her. 104 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah. 105 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:38,340 It's like she's got a nice body and everything, but if you went out with 106 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,840 she'd probably, like, put a rat's head on your bed or something. 107 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,700 That wouldn't be so bad. She'd probably chop off your wiener, too. 108 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,260 Oh, yeah. 109 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,220 You don't want to get involved with a chick who has, like, a whole bunch of 110 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,220 pets. 111 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,300 They get all psycho. 7726

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