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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,699 --> 00:00:02,699 MTV. 2 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:22,760 You've done it all. 3 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,360 How did you get started? 4 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,160 I just got a couple of my buds together and we practiced in someone's garage. 5 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,380 Then we picked our band names. 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,950 Played some local clubs. 7 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:33,330 Rock on. 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,110 So what do you like most about being a rock star? 9 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,390 Partying with naked chicks, man. 10 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,630 Whoa. 11 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:43,130 Hey, Beavis, we need to become a band. 12 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:44,470 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 13 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:48,210 But you always say that, and then we get all excited like we're going to start a 14 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:51,870 band, and then we go outside and, you know, like we just like start breaking 15 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:53,770 stuff, and then it never happens. 16 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:59,290 Well, we should do like that dude and just like go hang out in a garage. 17 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:10,170 Hey, hey, what is all this racket? 18 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,530 Oh, Beavis and Butthead. 19 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:15,350 Please don't kick my garage, okay? 20 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:18,390 Eh, we need like a garage or something. 21 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:21,610 Yeah, we want to rock. We're going to be a band. 22 00:01:22,010 --> 00:01:26,250 Ah, starting a garage band. Great idea, guys. 23 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,740 Music can be a really positive outlet for all your youthful energy. 24 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,840 Here, let me show you a couple of chords on my guitar to help you get started. 25 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:39,560 Chords are the basis of all rock music, okay? 26 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:41,660 Now, this is an A chord. 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,520 You just put three fingers there and... Isn't that nice? 28 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:50,160 Uh, that sucks. 29 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,100 And here's a G. 30 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,140 The G sucks too. 31 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,300 What the hell is this crap? This isn't music. 32 00:01:58,580 --> 00:01:59,499 Yeah, really. 33 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,720 Where's the smoke machine? 34 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,220 And the pyrotechnics? 35 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,920 Now, guys, it does take hard work and practice to be a musician. 36 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,680 Well, I see you're eager to get started. 37 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:13,420 Why don't you jam out on a few chords? 38 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,620 I'll check back with you in a little bit. 39 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,100 Okay, have fun. 40 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,420 Come on, dumbass, play it. 41 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:22,580 Check this out. 42 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,900 That was cool, Beavis. 43 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,040 We're, like, on our way. 44 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,200 Can I help you, kids? 45 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,480 Uh, more like a band. 46 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,940 Oh, you must have read the sign. 47 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,320 What do you play? 48 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,680 Uh, more, uh, a band. 49 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,580 Check this one out. 50 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:20,340 All right. 51 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:23,410 I'm kind of new to this. 52 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,270 What's the name of your band? 53 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:32,650 You mean like A .C., D .C.? Oh, yeah, yeah, or 54 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:35,410 Metallica. Yeah, yeah, that's a cool name. 55 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:40,450 Metallica. That has a nice ring to it. And what are your names? 56 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:42,890 Beavis. 57 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:45,790 Butthead. 58 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,410 Metallica. 59 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,720 Featuring Beavis and Nuthead. 60 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,260 Uh, no. 61 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:57,540 Okay, you kids got yourself a concert. See you tonight. 62 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,900 Yeah. 63 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,120 Cool. 64 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,600 We're Metallica featuring Beavis and Butthead. 65 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,740 Uh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like Butthead and Beavis. Beavis and 66 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:13,920 Butthead sound stupid. 67 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,620 No, no. 68 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,820 I kind of like Beavis and Butthead, yeah. 69 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,519 I don't know, it just sounds right. 70 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,340 Dammit, Beavis, this is my band. My name comes first. 71 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,360 Don't you, like, want to be a hit? No way! If you hit me, I'm gonna kick you 72 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,119 the nads! 73 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,440 Yeah, try it and I'll beat the living crap out of you. 74 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,980 Dammit, this band isn't working. 75 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,800 It's like, we don't, like, uh, communicate or something. 76 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,060 What? 77 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,180 Uh, I don't know. What? 78 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,620 What the hell are you talking about? 79 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,890 Uh... I don't know. You're just a butt -knocker. Don't call me a butt -knocker, 80 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:50,950 you son of a bitch! 81 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:52,850 This band sucks. 82 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,590 I'm gonna get out of here. 83 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,830 I'm gonna get out of here. This sucks. 84 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:08,890 Okay, simmer down and why don't you all just behave? 85 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:11,050 Okay, quiet. 86 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:15,190 Now, Metallica should be here at any moment now. 87 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:20,890 I don't know exactly what the problem is, but I talked to Metallica and 88 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,550 and they were here in the hotel. 89 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:28,630 Well, now that it's all over, I don't miss the band or the money. 90 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:29,990 I miss the chicks. 91 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:32,710 What a wuss. 92 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:36,470 Remember, like, when we were a band, you know, back in the day? 93 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,850 You mean, like, today? 94 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:43,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We rocked. We had money and naked chicks. 95 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:47,240 And people would come up to us and say, Hey, man, how's it going? You guys are 96 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,620 great. What the hell are you talking about, Viva? That didn't happen. 97 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 Oh, yeah, yeah. 98 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,560 Yeah, it didn't, did it? 99 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,640 I wouldn't worry, just, you know, play it easy, calm down. 100 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,500 Hey, no, get off this stage, okay? Oh, ow! 101 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh, ow! 102 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,540 Oh, ow! 103 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,220 Here we go. 104 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:16,540 It is in these hills that... Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans 105 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:17,540 every morning. 106 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,960 Yeah. 107 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:22,460 Yeah. 108 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:33,660 I can make a face like that. Check this out. 109 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,220 That wasn't very good, but... 110 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 That was scary, man. 111 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:46,360 Yeah, that scared the bejesus out of me. 112 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,620 Yeah. 113 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:58,920 Black hole. 114 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,500 Black hole. Black hole. 115 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,000 Black hole. 116 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,760 Hey, but what is a black hole? 117 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:16,460 Uh, it's sort of like a bunghole, but it's like... Well, but it's not! That's 118 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:20,620 tick from whale, remember? That hobo slumping hobo slut, uh, remember? 119 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,160 Shut up, Beavis. I was explaining something. 120 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,580 Oh, okay. 121 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:29,680 So, like, the black hole is like this giant bunghole in outer space. 122 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,880 It's like it sucks up the whole universe, and then it's like... It 123 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,580 and, like, cleanses all the hell or something. 124 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:38,860 Oh, really? 125 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah, cool. 126 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,280 But, like, um, how do you know all this stuff? 127 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,860 From watching Star Trek, bunghole. 8779

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