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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,909 --> 00:00:22,090 You wonder why you can't get yourself a woman? I'll tell you why. You're weak, 2 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:26,850 frail, and your pathetic butt is sagging. But today's your lucky day. 3 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:29,180 scientifically engineered... Blueprint for success. 4 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,120 You too can look just like me. 5 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:32,860 Monster pack. 6 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,060 Six pack. 7 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,900 And check out these cheeks. 8 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:41,020 So get off your duff and start exercising. 9 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:45,300 But exercise alone will not produce a body like mine. That is why you need to 10 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:49,320 get on the phone and order your monthly allotment of Megapulk. Made from fiber. 11 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:53,120 Brand. egg whites and an arsenal of protein -packed vitamins! 12 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,900 Megavoc will have you packing on major muscle mass in no time! 13 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,240 Cool. 14 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,860 So what are you waiting for? 15 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:02,640 Pick up the phone! 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,839 Come on! 17 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,700 Do it! Do it now! 18 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,940 Uh... Hello? 19 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,980 We want cool butts. 20 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,520 Yeah, yeah! Cool butts! 21 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,750 Uh... No. 22 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:21,930 Uh, 23 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:25,390 no. 24 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:27,830 Uh, 25 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:29,370 no. 26 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,690 Yeah, well, you suck. 27 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:37,630 That dumbass wanted all kinds of, like, checks and credit cards and stuff. 28 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:41,950 What? Looks like we're just gonna have to do it ourselves, Beaver. 29 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:43,490 Yeah, cool. 30 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,850 How are we gonna do that? 31 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,730 Uh, let's go to Stewart's. 32 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,350 Come on, guys. 33 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:09,830 This is my mom's stuff. What are you doing? We're going to be cool. 34 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,490 We're going to get in shape for chicks and stuff. 35 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:15,430 Really? Can I be in on this, too? 36 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,590 No way. 37 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:19,170 You're too fat already. 38 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:36,630 Oops. Stewart will clean it up. 39 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,210 Okay, dude. 40 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:39,550 Drink up. 41 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,170 Here's to our butts. 42 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,130 And our wieners. 43 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,540 Fuck. You're on a score, don't you? 44 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:58,460 Yeah, but... Uh 45 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:05,240 -oh, guys, my mom's home. 46 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,820 We better clean this up. 47 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:11,080 We, like, gotta go exercise and stuff. 48 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,440 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,760 Take care. 50 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,480 Thank you. 51 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,850 Yeah? Can we stop and rest? 52 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:07,310 Uh, okay. 53 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:11,930 Jogging, fuck. 54 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:18,930 Yeah, I don't feel too good. Yeah, I gotta take a dump from all that mega 55 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,810 stuff we drank. Yeah, me too. 56 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:22,650 I gotta go back. 57 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,570 Yeah, me too. 58 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:28,450 I'm going first. 59 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:31,290 No way, fart -knocker, I'm going first. No way! 60 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,170 Dammit, Leela, I'm gonna kick your ass. 61 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:56,890 Hey, how's it going? 62 00:04:57,810 --> 00:04:59,570 Oh no, not this guy again. 63 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:06,510 and body -shaping guru Peter Small collapsed and died today during the 64 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:11,030 his latest infomercial. The coroner's office is quoted as saying that the 65 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:17,690 was caused by heart failure brought on by muscle stress to the lower bunghole. 66 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,070 Exercise sucks. 67 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,530 Yeah, yeah, really. 68 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,870 Just sitting here is cool. 69 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,090 What is this? 70 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,850 It's the Gatman. 71 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:53,330 I should have a name for this kind of music. 72 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:56,450 There already is a name for this music, Beavis. 73 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:57,890 It's called crap. 74 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:01,610 You ought to have, you know, a crap section in the record store. 75 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,630 Yeah. 76 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:06,070 It should be out in the dumpster. 77 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:10,390 No way, buddy. 78 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,610 There's cool stuff in the dumpster. 79 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,530 You wouldn't want to mess it up with this crap. 80 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:23,930 You like that music they play in those closed 81 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:24,970 stores in the mall? 82 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:28,130 Where they have, like, a bunch of TV screens? 83 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:29,730 Oh, yeah. 84 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,680 And it's all loud. 85 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:36,620 And then, like, the salespeople come up and say, Hi, would you like a tie today? 86 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:41,860 Those places are stupid. 87 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:48,000 Oh, boy, this sure is horrible. 88 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,860 The United Colors of Bentaton. 89 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,580 You know, it kind of sounded like he said poop. 90 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:05,080 Well, you know, this is the scat man, and scat is like another word for poop. 91 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,520 How'd you know that? 92 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,780 I learned that when I did my report on feces. 93 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:13,540 Oh, yeah, yeah. 6115

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