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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:30,530 Hey, butthead, what time is it? 2 00:00:32,069 --> 00:00:34,190 Uh, I think it's time for the news. 3 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,070 That sucks. 4 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,870 Yeah. 5 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,970 Here's a shot of what the weather is like today, and let me tell you, it is 6 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:45,670 perfect. Boy, we don't get many days that are this beautiful this time of 7 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:49,590 so if you haven't been outside yet, I strongly suggest that you get out as 8 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:50,590 as possible. 9 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:58,890 How the hell are we supposed to hear the TV with all that noise outside? 10 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:01,420 Yeah, really. 11 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,720 Boy, oh boy, I just can't get over what an incredible day it is outside. I tell 12 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,860 you, Dick, it is absolutely gorgeous. 13 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,060 Yeah, well, as soon as I get home, I'm heading straight for the pool. 14 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,300 Damn it. 15 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,730 Same crap on every channel. 16 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,090 Yeah, this sucks. 17 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,070 There's nothing happening. 18 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,250 I think there's something wrong with the TV. 19 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,590 Let's just wait till something comes back on. 20 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,330 Okay. 21 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,780 Did you cut the cheese? 22 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,020 No. 23 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,180 Good. 24 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:10,860 Did you? 25 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,600 No. 26 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:15,260 Yeah, that's good. 27 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,720 You boys ready to do something positive? 28 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Hey! 29 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,040 Hey, 30 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:58,120 buddy. I just had this really cool dream where, like, there was a... Shut up and 31 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,580 watch TV, dumbass. 32 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:04,560 In local news today, a jetliner crashed into Highland High School, causing 33 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,560 massive bruising to everyone on board and a search for missing teachers. 34 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,060 A high -speed chase ended in a residential backyard today when police 35 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:18,160 forced to gun down a desperate felon. And an ambulance crew, racing to help a 36 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,380 teenager who blew himself up with his chemistry set, crashed into a van full 37 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:26,280 teenagers known as positive acting teens. 38 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:28,710 Details tonight on the 10 o 'clock news. 39 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:30,210 Whoa. 40 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:35,790 We're lucky the TV came back on. We could have missed all the action. Yeah, 41 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:36,790 really. 42 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,420 Just so you know, I think he just said on the bone. 43 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,480 Okay. 44 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:12,620 He's a dog lover. 45 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,840 Oh, yeah. 46 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,300 Would you do a dog, Beaver? 47 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,000 Let me think about that. 48 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,920 You mean like if I could never score with a chick? 49 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,600 Yeah. If you could never score with a chick, would you do a dog? 50 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,860 I don't know. 51 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,140 I guess, like, maybe a beagle would be nice. 52 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,880 Or a Dalmatian or something. 53 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:45,300 It depends on their personality. 54 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,320 You'd do a dog. 55 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,120 You know, 56 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,580 I'd probably have to, like, go around, like, you know, mess his butt first, you 57 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,580 know. 58 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,880 That reminds me of this joke. 59 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:04,560 There's these two dudes and they see this dog licking its nads. 60 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,580 And so they say, why does it do that? 61 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,380 And then the one dude goes, because he can. 62 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,540 And then he says, well, maybe you ought to pet him first. 63 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,180 So why does he lick his nads then? 64 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,520 Because he can. 65 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,120 Get it? 66 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,540 Not really. I mean... 67 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:28,370 Anybody can lick a dog's mouth. 68 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,810 For what? 69 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,250 Dumbass. 4731

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