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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,840 Uh, 2 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,900 six. Uh, seven. Uh, eight. 3 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,840 Why'd you make me do that? 4 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:33,190 Because it was cool. 5 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:35,810 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,670 Yeah, well, that was pretty cool. 7 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:38,990 Here, you do it. 8 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:40,730 Ow! 9 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:43,910 That's not what I meant, you butthole! 10 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,570 I meant punch yourself in the face. 11 00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:48,230 Okay. 12 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:51,450 I missed. 13 00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:55,310 Damn it! 14 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,030 Whoa. 15 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:00,530 What? What? 16 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:04,780 I'm bleeding. 17 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,279 I'm bleeding. 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,280 Oh, no. 19 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:11,400 Beavis, this is the coolest thing you've ever done. 20 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,320 Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,640 I'm bleeding. 22 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,540 I'm still bleeding. 23 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,800 Yeah, well, if I kick your ass, you'll be bleeding from both ends. Now shut up. 24 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,760 I'm bleeding. Make it stop. Make it stop. 25 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,559 Thanks. 26 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,680 Thanks, I needed that. 27 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,020 Damn it, Beavis. 28 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,280 Now you got blood all over my hand. 29 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,720 You're having blood on me! I got blood on me! No! 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,920 Hey, Beavis, I got an idea. 31 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,120 Look at me. 32 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,480 Wait, 33 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,920 I got another idea. 34 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:05,260 I'm going to die. 35 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,160 This will make you feel better. 36 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:12,560 I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. What are you doing? What are you doing? Here, now 37 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,560 breathe. 38 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:15,380 I'm bleeding. 39 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,920 I'm bleeding. 40 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Cool. 41 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,380 I'm bleeding. 42 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,960 Now try drinking this water with your nose. 43 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,860 Uh, okay. 44 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,880 Operator, may I help you? 45 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,060 Uh, what was that number again? 46 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,300 It's 911, sir. I'll connect you. Please hold on. 47 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,620 Uh, okay. 48 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:43,920 I'm gonna die! 49 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:45,820 Oh no! 50 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,640 This is emergency 911. 51 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,080 What's the emergency? 52 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,120 Beavis is bleeding. 53 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:53,800 You're calm, sir. That's good. 54 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,440 Now, can you tell me, where is your friend wounded? 55 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,980 Uh, his nose? 56 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,360 He's bleeding from his nose. Is it broken? 57 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,700 Uh, no. 58 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,760 It's just, like, leaking. 59 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,640 Your friend has a nosebleed? 60 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,200 Uh, yeah. 61 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,880 A nosebleed is not an emergency. 62 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,020 Uh, 63 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,000 don't worry, Beavis. 64 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,540 It's not an emergency. 65 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,190 Whining, Beavis? You sound like a girl. 66 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:47,190 Here's a quarter. 67 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:51,990 Could you, like, buy me one of those, uh, you know, those things you put in 68 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:53,970 thing when you, you know, got your thing? 69 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,790 I kind of feel free. 70 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,070 Let's go play some tennis. 71 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:23,450 And then we can go horseback riding. 72 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:25,910 Yeah. 73 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:38,030 American woman! 74 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:42,490 They think they're bad. because they're walking slow. 75 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:45,990 Check it out. Scotty. 76 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,030 Captain, she's breaking up. We can't hold out much longer. 77 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:54,610 Get out your seat and jump around. Jump around. 78 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:58,270 Get out your seat and jump around. And jump around. 79 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:05,150 These guys are like, like they're trying to be health of pain. 80 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:09,710 Yeah. And the Beastie Boys and, uh, 81 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:11,760 Goodfellas. 82 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:13,720 And Reservoir Dog. 83 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:17,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight! 84 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,380 Fight! 85 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:27,240 You know, if these dudes were as cool as they think they are, they'd be hanging 86 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,060 out with chicks on a Saturday night. 87 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,300 Yeah, yeah, really. 88 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,220 Or at least, like, you know, watching TV or something. 89 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,160 I wonder where these guys get these clothes. 90 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:45,900 Uh, you can get that stuff at this place called By George down at the mall. 91 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,100 Oh, wait, really? 92 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:54,060 Who are these guys, anyway? 93 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,540 Uh, the Lords of Brooklyn. 94 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,000 I thought there was only one Lord. 95 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,340 That's what they said in Sunday school. 96 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,240 Uh, you're thinking of, like... 97 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,640 Outer space, Beaver. 98 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,220 That's where the Lord lives. 5998

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