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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:23,450 And this class is the computer that will act as Highland High School's gateway 2 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:26,090 to the information superhighway. 3 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:31,600 Now, I know that all of you will use this responsibly, but the school board 4 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:36,280 worried that some of you will be tempted to access adult services, some of which 5 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,420 do contain pornographic images. 6 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,820 Whoa. 7 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:46,680 That's why the faculty will be taking strict measures against anyone who 8 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 the computer. 9 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:49,720 Okay. Any questions? 10 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,320 Uh, well, uh, how do we get porn? 11 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:56,570 Very funny, butthead. 12 00:00:56,770 --> 00:01:00,510 Okay, if there aren't any questions, we'll head back to class, okay? 13 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:04,450 Whoa, free porn. 14 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,110 Yeah, yeah, how do we get it? 15 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:10,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure you can install it, but I'd like to see you download 16 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,810 anything else with only four megs of RAM. 17 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,950 Welcome to the future. 18 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:18,950 Here is your free porn. 19 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:23,930 Hey, Stuart. 20 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,840 We need you to get us some of that free porn. 21 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,880 No way, guys. 22 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,040 You heard Mr. Van Driessen. We'll get in big trouble. 23 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,680 No, we won't. Yeah. 24 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,660 Porn is good for you. 25 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,080 Did you know that? 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,520 Come on, guys. 27 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,780 Get us some porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:44,320 Come on, let's check it out. Come on. 29 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,120 Guys, 30 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,320 can't we just hang out? 31 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,640 Uh, no. 32 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,020 Uh, 33 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,680 didn't you, like, promise us? 34 00:01:54,529 --> 00:01:58,710 A really long time ago that you were going to get us some porn? Yes. Yeah, 35 00:01:58,710 --> 00:01:59,810 promised. Guys. 36 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:02,050 Come on, Stuart. Everybody does it. 37 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,330 It'll be fine. 38 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:06,190 Come on, Stuart. Get us some porn. 39 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:08,530 Yeah, yeah. Come on. Get us some porn. Here we go. 40 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:13,070 Porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn. Please leave me alone. 41 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,730 Porn. Porn. Porn. 42 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,950 Come on, Stuart. 43 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:22,630 But I... 44 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:25,740 Okay, okay. 45 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,700 Well, 46 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,160 that's a start. 47 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,060 Yeah, keep going. We want to see naked chicks. 48 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,660 Buck naked, yeah. 49 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,560 Hey, what about that one? 50 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,799 Oh, no. 51 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,320 That one's illegal in this state. Come on, I want to see it. I want to see it. 52 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,339 Damn it. 53 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:50,580 Yeah, come on, Stewart. 54 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:51,840 Do it. 55 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:55,160 Okay, guys. 56 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,980 Whoa. Whoa! 57 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:17,380 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,760 Oh, boy. 59 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,150 Come to my head. 60 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:23,790 Yeah! 61 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:27,770 What in God's name is going on here? 62 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,230 Oh, my God! 63 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:35,630 I think you killed her, Stuart. 64 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:47,330 Now, as you boys know, we have strict rules about accessing computer 65 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,490 from the library. 66 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:54,710 So before I sentence you to an extremely harsh punishment, I want to know how 67 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,030 you little punks did it. 68 00:03:57,090 --> 00:04:02,390 Come on. You idiots can save yourself a lot of trouble if you'll just tell me 69 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:04,030 who helped you log on. 70 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:08,530 I did that myself. 71 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,120 But Stuart got us the porn. What? 72 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 He's pretty good. 73 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:19,180 But I... Well, that's it. You're all getting detention for the rest of the 74 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:21,920 And you've lost all your computer privileges. 75 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,840 Stuart's in trouble. 76 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,460 That's cool. 77 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:31,340 Hey, 78 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:33,900 Stuart. 79 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,720 After we get out of here, can you help us get some more porn? 80 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:39,959 Yeah, yeah. 81 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,240 This time, get us more butt shots. 82 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,520 Leave me alone. 83 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,540 You guys already got me in enough trouble. 84 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,560 Uh... So? 85 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,500 Yeah, yeah. We need more porn. Come on, Stuart. 86 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,080 Shut the hell up! Will you guys please leave me alone? 87 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,320 Here, you can play with my Game Boy. 88 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:03,880 Uh... The fuck? 89 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:08,260 No, wait, butthead. If you can, like, clothe your eyes and make them blurry. 90 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,330 That thing over there kind of looks like a naked chick with big boobs. 91 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:12,850 Check it out. 92 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:17,550 Whoa. Oh, yeah. 93 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,290 Oh, 94 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:22,510 yeah. 95 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,430 Whoa. 96 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:35,810 They're cracking concrete. 97 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:39,730 You said crack. 98 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:52,070 Well, I guess I'll just do this for a while. 99 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:57,710 Whoa! 100 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,630 They're rolling around in a pool of feces! 101 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:06,890 Oh, yeah. Cool. 102 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:14,720 I think this video is like a tribute to turds. 103 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:16,660 Yeah, it's about time. 104 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,980 I've been meaning to do a tribute to my own turds. 105 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,420 It's called Poop, a Retrospective. 106 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,540 You know who I'd like to see roll around in a bunch of feces? 107 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:32,380 Cootie and the Blowfish. 108 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,299 Oh, yeah. 109 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,380 Yeah, that would be cool. 110 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,940 With a little love and a little tenderness. 111 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Yeah. 112 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,660 That would rule. 113 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,500 Yeah, yeah. And I think it would really go with the music really well, too. 7312

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