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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,939 --> 00:00:16,939 Okay, 2 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,019 listen up. 3 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:23,600 Part of physical education is learning what makes your body break down. 4 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,900 What we're talking about today, class, is alcohol. 5 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:33,090 It's my hope that when you meet our guest today, His disgusting, repulsive 6 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:37,410 physical condition will be enough to convince you to stay sober. 7 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:40,790 Here he is. Now take a good look at him. 8 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,250 Whoa. 9 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,510 He looks cool. 10 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:47,190 Hello, kids. 11 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:50,230 My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic. 12 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:51,850 Cool. Yes. 13 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:57,750 Five years ago, I had my own business. I was making pretty good money, had a 14 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,050 family, a nice house. 15 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,300 But I lost it all because of my drinking. 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,340 Well, now I spend all my time at Rolling Hills. 17 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:08,600 It's a clinic for people, like me, who have a problem with alcohol. 18 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,240 That's cool. 19 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,100 Hey, Beavis, maybe they can help us with our problem. 20 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,360 Yeah, maybe they could get us some beer. 21 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,960 Hi, how can I help you? 22 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,980 Uh, we've had a lot of trouble, like, getting beer and stuff. 23 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:38,400 Yeah, I mean, we heard you could set us up. I see. 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,900 It sounds like you need our support group for alcoholics. 25 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,240 Yeah. 26 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,640 I'll put you in Dr. Steve's group. Why don't you follow me? 27 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,420 This is gonna be cool. 28 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,260 Hi, guys. Welcome. Have a seat. Hey, how's it going? 29 00:01:58,900 --> 00:01:59,900 Uh, hey. 30 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,600 So, uh, what are you drinking? 31 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:06,980 Well, it looks like our family has two new members. What are your names? 32 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,680 Uh, I'm Butthead, and this is, uh, Beavis. 33 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,660 We're alcoholics. 34 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,860 Yeah, yeah. 35 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,160 Where's the kick? 36 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,600 Welcome, Butthead. Welcome, Beavis. I'm Dr. 37 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,400 Steve. The other members of our group were just telling us a bit about why 38 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,400 they're here. 39 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,280 Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm an alcoholic. 40 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:35,200 And last week I spent my whole paycheck on booze. Whoa. Yeah, all right. 41 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,120 Do you have any left? 42 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,140 Beavis and Butthead, why don't you guys share a little bit about why you're 43 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:44,260 here? Well, 44 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,380 we saw this commercial, and there was, like, this guy, and he had, you know, 45 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,400 like, a beer. 46 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:53,130 And then there were all these chicks. 47 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,370 That was cool. 48 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:57,609 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:00,190 It's like we need beer, and we don't want to wait till we're 21. 50 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,430 Yeah, I started early myself. 51 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,150 Yeah, man, I heard that. 52 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:07,170 For me, it was always like beer and chicks. 53 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:09,090 Beer and chicks, man. 54 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,250 And, you know, and it was crazy. 55 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,630 You guys rule. 56 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:14,789 Yeah, yeah. 57 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,150 Yeah, beer and chicks. 58 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,430 Yeah, exactly. 59 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:21,309 Okay, group. 60 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:24,750 We're going to continue sharing our experiences with each other. 61 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,570 Who wants to go first? 62 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:29,130 I think I've finally cleaned myself up. 63 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:32,030 Wow, that's great, man. That's really great. 64 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:34,770 But, you know, just take it one day at a time. 65 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:37,530 Hey! Butthead, did you have something to say? 66 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,750 Yeah, 67 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,870 I just want to know when we're going to get some beer. 68 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,200 Hey, man, I know what it's like. 69 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:47,840 I once went two years without a drink. Yeah, but I've never had a drink. 70 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,040 You guys were supposed to get us some beer. 71 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:55,540 Yeah. Why don't you just stop all this whining crap and break out a couple of 72 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,540 cold ones? 73 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,460 Mmm, cold ones. 74 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:04,400 That does sound pretty good. Guys, we've all been through a lot. 75 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,360 Yeah, let's go. There's a bar right down the street. 76 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,390 Come on, what's one beer gonna do? 77 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:12,930 Yeah, we'll just have one, and then we'll come right back. 78 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:16,769 Guys, let's try to remember why we're here, huh? 79 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:20,230 Come on. You know, I bet I could drink just one and then stop. 80 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:24,010 Yeah, yeah, come on. Couple tall, frosty, smooth, cold ones. 81 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:27,190 Pure and cool as a mountain stream. 82 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:32,110 You know, guys, I can't take it. I need a drink. 83 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,530 Come on. 84 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:35,490 Yeah, let's drink. Okay, guys. 85 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:42,870 Hold on to your centers. 86 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,750 Remember your centers. 87 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:55,040 Look, I told you kids, you got no ID, you look underage, and if I serve you, I 88 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,040 go to jail. 89 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,660 Then, uh, how about one for the road? 90 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:04,760 Yeah, you know, like, um, one to help me, um, forget or something. 91 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,340 Get out of here, both of you! 92 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,240 It's okay, Barton. 93 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,480 These are good kids, yeah, you know. 94 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:20,020 Uh, you know, you boys remind me of me when I was a kid. 95 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,420 Yeah. 96 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,360 Someday we're gonna be like you. 97 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,200 Yeah, yeah. 98 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:27,400 We're gonna be drunk. 99 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,100 That's my boy. 100 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,780 I'll be damned, it's Dave Navarro. 101 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,460 Uh, who? 102 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,600 Dave Navarro. See, um, he was in, um... 103 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:48,350 Another band, and then he quit, and now he's in the Chili Peppers or something. 104 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:49,670 How do you know? 105 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,790 I saw it on MTV News. 106 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:54,190 You hear it first. 107 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:58,690 You're a dork, Beaver. 108 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:06,770 Did you hear it from Kurt 109 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:07,770 Groter? 110 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,950 No, from Tabitha Thorin. 111 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:12,530 Get it? 112 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,800 Or in. 113 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,860 I get it, Viva. You're a dork. 114 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,400 You know the MTV News theme song? 115 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,680 Yeah. 116 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,420 You hear it first. 117 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:34,800 How come the Chili Peppers, like, 118 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,940 have a new guitar player, like, every couple weeks? 119 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,280 Well, I think what happened is, um... 120 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:45,490 Like, they join the band, and then, like, leave, I guess, you know, like, 121 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,090 chicken ass, you know, on the plate. 122 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:49,170 And I'm like, Anthony, you know, getting all the chicks. 123 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:53,310 And then, you know, the guitar player says, you know, screw this. 124 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:56,630 Did you hear that on MTV News? 125 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,910 They took my ass. You. 126 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:05,050 Hear it first. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 8864

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