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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,500 Are we there yet? 2 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,080 Dammit, Beavis. Does this look like Las Vegas? 3 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,540 I don't know. 4 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,160 I've never been there. 5 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,390 Whoa. Cool. 6 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:33,650 It's a chicken. 7 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,610 No, it's not, butt wagon. 8 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,470 It's too small to be a chicken. 9 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,370 Maybe it's a nugget. 10 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:40,570 Yeah. 11 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:42,930 You should eat it. 12 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:44,950 Okay. 13 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:53,550 Good Lord, is that a wounded baby bird? 14 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,450 Yeah. Yeah. 15 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,300 I'm going to eat it. 16 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,760 Now, don't you boys worry. 17 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:09,300 We'll get that poor little bird to the hospital in no time. Don't you worry. 18 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,980 Hurry up. Get in there. I'll go park the car. 19 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,100 We don't treat humans here. 20 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:35,560 Uh, he's not human. 21 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,160 Whatever. 22 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,040 Then, uh, where's the garbage? 23 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:44,320 Oh, fill this out and go wait in there. 24 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:47,040 You have to fill out a form just to throw something in the garbage? 25 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,500 That sucks. 26 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,820 Beavis, you're a stupid dumbass. 27 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,500 Uh, 28 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,020 here, you hold it. 29 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,260 Name? 30 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,500 So, is this your first time here? 31 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:10,900 Um, yeah. 32 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,220 Butt. 33 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,920 Head. Would you like to pet my poopy? 34 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,380 No, thank you. 35 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,520 Simp. Simp. 36 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Simpsons? 37 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,200 Uh, they're pretty cool. 38 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,100 Don't worry. She's not going to eat you. 39 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,800 Ah, no! Hey, hey, hey! 40 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:38,760 Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Give me a bird before I kick your 41 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,020 ass! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bee. 42 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:42,780 Bee bee. 43 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:47,420 Well, 44 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,840 I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your bird. 45 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,700 Uh, are you sure? 46 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Maybe you should, like, lean over and look again. 47 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:05,840 No, I'm afraid that even if you take your little bird home, even if you feed 48 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,180 him, he is still going to die. Do you understand? He's going to die anyway. 49 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 That's cool. 50 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,860 Never say die, boys. 51 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,960 There's always a chance. 52 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:25,000 And even if... Well, just never say die. 53 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,360 Die! I guess we better feed it. 54 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:35,020 Why? 55 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:41,380 Don't you pay attention, Beavis. That lady with the big boob said to. And then 56 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,380 it's gonna die. 57 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,220 Let's give it a burrito. 58 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,560 Birds don't eat burritos, dumbass. They eat like worms. 59 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,100 Okay. 60 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,680 There you go. 61 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,580 Uh, why do you have worms in your pants, Beavis? I don't know. 62 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:04,700 They were just there. 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,160 Feels pretty cool, though. 64 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,540 Uh, okay, Beavis. 65 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:15,000 Uh, chew them up and spit them into its beak. Just like on TV. 66 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,480 Can we melt some cheese on them first? 67 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:21,420 Dammit, Beavis. The longer you stand around doing nothing, the longer this 68 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,420 bird's gonna live. 69 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:03,830 Well, you've done a good thing, boys. But now it's time to let this bird 70 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:04,990 his wings and fly. 71 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:07,150 Go on without me. 72 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:08,710 I can't watch. 73 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,110 Brad. 74 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,050 Uh, 75 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:28,820 today? You are a man. 76 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,779 Hey, 77 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:38,860 butthead. 78 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,100 You flipped the bird. 79 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,080 Oh, yeah. 80 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,000 Makeup, y 'all mine. 81 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,690 Make up your mind. 82 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:02,290 I already made up my mind. 83 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,010 Well, 84 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:06,410 now, come on. 85 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:11,770 Whoa, 86 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,730 is that a body? 87 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:22,050 Yeah, I think so. 88 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:26,190 You think I killed somebody just to make this video? 89 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,520 They should have killed the people who made it. 90 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:36,360 I wonder what that would be like, you know, like, to die. 91 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,680 Well, 92 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,260 you're going to find out someday. 93 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,200 Are you threatening me? 94 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,420 I will never die. 95 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:49,640 No, I'm serious, Viva. It's like, you know, you start to get all old and 96 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:52,740 Yeah, really? 97 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,560 What else? 98 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,740 I think you start, like, losing control of your wee -wee. 99 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,860 What else? 100 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:09,200 Uh, then you, like, start pooping a lot, and you, like, lose the grip of your 101 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,200 butt. 102 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,140 Ah, I'm gonna die! 103 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,720 Yeah. 104 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,680 You're old. 105 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,040 Oh, me. 106 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,340 But what would you do, like, if I died? 107 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,240 I'd probably like move over to the middle of the couch. 108 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,960 It's more comfortable. 109 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. 6709

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