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Are we there yet?
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Dammit, Beavis. Does this look like Las
Vegas?
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I don't know.
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I've never been there.
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Whoa. Cool.
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It's a chicken.
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No, it's not, butt wagon.
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It's too small to be a chicken.
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Maybe it's a nugget.
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Yeah.
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You should eat it.
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Okay.
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Good Lord, is that a wounded baby bird?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm going to eat it.
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Now, don't you boys worry.
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We'll get that poor little bird to the
hospital in no time. Don't you worry.
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Hurry up. Get in there. I'll go park the
car.
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We don't treat humans here.
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Uh, he's not human.
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Whatever.
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Then, uh, where's the garbage?
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Oh, fill this out and go wait in there.
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You have to fill out a form just to
throw something in the garbage?
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That sucks.
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Beavis, you're a stupid dumbass.
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Uh,
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here, you hold it.
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Name?
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So, is this your first time here?
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Um, yeah.
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Butt.
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Head. Would you like to pet my poopy?
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No, thank you.
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Simp. Simp.
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Simpsons?
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Uh, they're pretty cool.
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Don't worry. She's not going to eat you.
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Ah, no! Hey, hey, hey!
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Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad
poopy! Give me a bird before I kick your
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ass! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bee.
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Bee bee.
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Well,
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I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your
bird.
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Uh, are you sure?
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Maybe you should, like, lean over and
look again.
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No, I'm afraid that even if you take
your little bird home, even if you feed
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him, he is still going to die. Do you
understand? He's going to die anyway.
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That's cool.
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Never say die, boys.
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There's always a chance.
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And even if... Well, just never say die.
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Die! I guess we better feed it.
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Why?
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Don't you pay attention, Beavis. That
lady with the big boob said to. And then
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it's gonna die.
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Let's give it a burrito.
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Birds don't eat burritos, dumbass. They
eat like worms.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Uh, why do you have worms in your pants,
Beavis? I don't know.
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They were just there.
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Feels pretty cool, though.
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Uh, okay, Beavis.
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Uh, chew them up and spit them into its
beak. Just like on TV.
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Can we melt some cheese on them first?
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Dammit, Beavis. The longer you stand
around doing nothing, the longer this
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bird's gonna live.
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Well, you've done a good thing, boys.
But now it's time to let this bird
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his wings and fly.
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Go on without me.
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I can't watch.
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Brad.
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Uh,
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today? You are a man.
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Hey,
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butthead.
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You flipped the bird.
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Oh, yeah.
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Makeup, y 'all mine.
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Make up your mind.
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I already made up my mind.
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Well,
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now, come on.
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Whoa,
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is that a body?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You think I killed somebody just to make
this video?
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They should have killed the people who
made it.
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I wonder what that would be like, you
know, like, to die.
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Well,
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you're going to find out someday.
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Are you threatening me?
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I will never die.
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No, I'm serious, Viva. It's like, you
know, you start to get all old and
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Yeah, really?
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What else?
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I think you start, like, losing control
of your wee -wee.
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What else?
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Uh, then you, like, start pooping a lot,
and you, like, lose the grip of your
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butt.
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Ah, I'm gonna die!
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Yeah.
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You're old.
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Oh, me.
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But what would you do, like, if I died?
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I'd probably like move over to the
middle of the couch.
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It's more comfortable.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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