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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:09,380 And it's through this process of natural selection that the dumbest, slowest, 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:14,840 and weakest members of every species are selected against and gradually die out. 3 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:18,480 Now, human evolution is no different, okay? 4 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:21,340 After all, we are animals ourselves. 5 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:26,350 You know, it was just a few thousand years ago that our ancestors were using 6 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,270 primitive grunts to communicate. 7 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:38,730 Now, evolution is all about successful mating, okay? Those individuals who are 8 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:43,890 able to pass along their genetic material to future generations are the 9 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:45,030 in the game of evolution. 10 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:48,450 Those who never get the chance to mate are the losers. 11 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,150 Whoa. 12 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:55,710 I got it, Beva. 13 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,530 We should, like, evolve. 14 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,989 Why? Because. 15 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,910 We need to evolve into dudes who score. 16 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,610 Yeah. Yeah, cool. 17 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,810 I'm gonna evolve a bigger wiener. 18 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:18,050 Yeah. 19 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,020 Evolution is accomplished over millions of years through the repeated passing 20 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,080 along of genetic material. 21 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:38,180 In fact, it took our ancestors literally millions of years to begin 22 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:40,740 walking upright and foraging for food. 23 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,160 What a bunch of dumbasses. 24 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:47,780 Actually, 25 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:55,320 they were quite intelligent. They formed highly stratified societies, dominated 26 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,940 by a single male who took the lion's share of the food and then mated with 27 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,240 whomever he wanted. 28 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,660 Whoa. 29 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,720 Cool. Of course, these were very violent times. 30 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,820 And oftentimes... 31 00:02:19,829 --> 00:02:23,150 Now it's extinct. 32 00:02:57,989 --> 00:03:00,790 Extinct. I 33 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:07,890 clubbed 34 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:08,890 his ass. 35 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:17,150 Thank you. 36 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:16,550 And that's how the genetic material of our ancestors passed from one generation 37 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:17,589 to the next. 38 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,910 Please read chapters 11 and 12 for next time, people. 39 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:27,330 Whoa. I just thought of something, Beavis. It's like every one of our 40 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,230 must have scored at least once. 41 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,620 That must mean we're going to score. 42 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,240 Really? Cool. 43 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:36,540 I'm going to score. 44 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,480 Everything's going to happen. 45 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,020 Clean up your room. 46 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:47,380 Take out the garbage. 47 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,620 Oh, check it out. 48 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,060 I can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way. 49 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:55,540 Yeah. If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smack down. Yeah, really. 50 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,520 Those are cool pajamas. 51 00:04:57,820 --> 00:04:58,820 Yeah. 52 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Snoop rules. 53 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:02,660 Yeah, yeah. 54 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,920 Doggy dog is in the mother cow. 55 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,500 Oh, check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet. Yeah. 56 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,760 We got to get one of those. 57 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,020 Dog. 58 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,000 It's a doggy dog world. 59 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,740 It's a doggy dog world. 60 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,300 Yeah. 61 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:25,040 It's your world. 62 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,520 Well, he didn't touch your boob. Of course he did. 63 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,580 It's a doggy dog world. 64 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,260 I'm a G. 65 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:50,200 I'm a straight G. Yeah, you're a G for gonad. 66 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,560 Shut up, boy. 67 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,380 You might get smoked if you keep that up. 68 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,240 Watch your back, homie. 69 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,590 Hey, buddy. Do you know I'm from Compton? 70 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,430 Damn it, Beavis. Shut up. 71 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:09,170 You're not from Compton. No way, buddy. I'm serious. 72 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:11,290 I was kicking it on the street. 73 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,830 It was a hard time. 74 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:15,650 I used to drink gin and juice. 75 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:20,790 It was cool. Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here. No way, buddy. 76 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:23,850 don't know. You weren't around then. Me and Snoop, we used to go to the Compton 77 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,130 swap meet together. Beavis. 78 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,140 He used to go to the flea market with your mom. 79 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,179 Oh, I bought it. 80 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:32,420 See, I wear this shirt. See, they're my color. 81 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:34,100 Beavis. Yep. 82 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,060 I'm a straight G. Shut up. 83 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,520 Yep. 84 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,300 Don't happen to Compton slot me with milk, you know. 85 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,520 Sometimes I used to kick it with Drake. 86 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,340 Beavis, shut up. 87 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:49,720 You've never been to Compton. You're never going to go to Compton. You're 88 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,780 to be here for the rest of your life. You're being stupid. 89 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:54,180 You don't have any money. You're never going to score. 6143

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