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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:22,620 To survive, now get only a fraction. Do you like the taste of cold beer? 2 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:23,920 Damn straight. 3 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,020 Yeah, yeah. 4 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,780 Are you drunk right now? 5 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:32,020 Well, you wouldn't be if you were drinking the Edge. 6 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:35,420 That's what beer drinkers drink when they're not drunk. 7 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:41,520 And you don't have to be 21 to buy the Edge, because the Edge is 100 % non 8 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,820 -alcoholic. Whoa, cool. 9 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,079 Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,420 You don't have to be 21. 11 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,780 And the Edge gives you all the fun you expect from a beer. 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,780 Beaver, we gotta get some of that stuff. 13 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,510 And we're gonna get some beer. 15 00:00:58,410 --> 00:00:59,490 It's really gonna happen. 16 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:04,810 Oh. 17 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:11,530 Hey, bud, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? 18 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:15,310 Whoa. 19 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:19,890 Is this video over? 20 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:22,990 Yeah. Yeah, it's over. 21 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:24,710 Well, that was pretty cool. 22 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,280 I mean, it sucked, but at least it was short. 23 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,580 They should make them all this short. 24 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,320 Yeah, really. 25 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,580 Then you wouldn't have to listen to them as much. 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 What else is on? 27 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,040 Whoa, whoa, check it out. I can do that. Check this out. 28 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,900 Okay, here we go. 29 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,180 So that's pretty good, Bela. 30 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:57,850 You're probably going to be like this guy when you grow up. 31 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,370 Oh, really? You think so? 32 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:01,230 Yeah, that would rule. 33 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:04,830 Have my own recliner and a TV and some beer. 34 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:06,670 That would kick ass. 35 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,210 Uh, yeah. 36 00:02:10,490 --> 00:02:14,730 You know, um, that's all you ever need, really. Like, if I had to, I could 37 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:19,510 probably live without scoring as long as I had a chair and TV and a beer. 38 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:22,830 You're never going to score, Beva. 39 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,290 I'm not saying that I'm never going to score. 40 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:29,350 I'm just saying, you know, if that's the way it worked out, you know, it 41 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:33,790 wouldn't be too bad. I mean, well, no, it would suck, but it'd be better if I 42 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:34,790 had a TV. 43 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:36,228 Damn it. 44 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,230 Never mind. 45 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:41,210 You'll be lucky to even drink a beer. 46 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,830 Probably won't have a chair either. 47 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:46,670 This is going to suck. 48 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,820 Yeah, can I help you? 49 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,440 Uh... Yeah. 50 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,140 We're gonna buy this beer and get drunk. 51 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,700 Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless you're 21. 52 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,580 Let me see some ID. 53 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:17,800 Oh. Uh... Well... Uh... Uh... Uh... We left our 54 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:22,560 IDs in the truck. Uh... The truck, man. 55 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:25,900 Oh, you guys are buying that pee water. 56 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,780 I guess I can sell that crap to you. That's right, you can sell it to us. 57 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:37,200 Poor old... We 58 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,160 really fooled that guy. 59 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,080 What a dumbass. 60 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:49,180 He didn't give us any straws, butthole. 61 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:52,260 Don't drink beer with a straw dill weed. 62 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,280 Shut up, bunghole. 63 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,150 I know how to drink beer. 64 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,910 Okay, then shut up and drink, dumbass. 65 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,330 Woofie. 66 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:11,010 I'll show you how a man drinks beer. 67 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,250 That's good beer. 68 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,089 Yes, sir. 69 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,480 Check it out. We're wasted. 70 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:34,740 You know, Beavis, it doesn't get any better than this. 71 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Cop. 72 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:54,220 Are you boys drinking beer? 73 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:55,730 Uh, yeah. 74 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,290 We're fit -shaped. 75 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,210 You boys look a little young. 76 00:05:03,410 --> 00:05:04,810 I'm gonna have to see some identification. 77 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:06,650 Check this out, Beaver. 78 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:09,770 You have the right to remain silent. 79 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:13,650 You have the right to shut up or I'll kick your ass. 80 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,730 Uh, looks like I've got two intoxicated minors here. 81 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:21,270 I'm gonna have to give you boys a sobriety test. 82 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:22,870 Uh, no way. 83 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I'm too drunk to take a test. 84 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:27,220 Yeah, me too. 85 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,060 No, you idiot. 86 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,120 This is a test to see how drunk you are. 87 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:32,380 Really? 88 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:33,940 Cool. 89 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,560 Hey, buddy, I bet I'm drunker than you. No way. 90 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,100 All right, put your cans down and stand up. 91 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:46,800 Okay, first I want you to close your eyes, tilt your head back, and touch 92 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:51,620 nose. You better not try to steal our beer. I said close your eyes and touch 93 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:52,620 your nose. 94 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:56,690 What the hell are you doing? 95 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,510 I'm clothing my eyes and touching my nads. 96 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:01,770 Easy. 97 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:07,190 Okay. Now, I want you to say the alphabet backwards. Can you do that? 98 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:08,490 Oh. 99 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:09,990 Uh... Okay. 100 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:16,650 Uh... A... Uh... B... 101 00:06:22,890 --> 00:06:24,170 What comes before B? 102 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:27,530 Should I take my hands off my dad? 103 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:29,650 I mean, I don't have to. 104 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:35,070 I'm fine. You boys are definitely intoxicated. I'm going to have to come 105 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:36,330 your beverages and bring you downtown. 106 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,230 Oh, yeah. 107 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:42,750 We don't want to forget the beer. I want to knock back a few on the ride 108 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,050 downtown. Wait a minute. 109 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:46,710 This stuff's non -alcoholic. Check it out, butthead. 110 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:48,430 I'm full. 111 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:53,610 You guys aren't drunk. 112 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:55,010 You're just stupid. 113 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:05,530 Uh... Who is that? 114 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,390 Uh, me. 115 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,300 His name is... I've seen this before. His name is Mike Watt. 116 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:18,400 And later on, he pours a bottle of urine out the window. So don't change it yet. 117 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,920 Oh, cool. 118 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:24,880 Is he peeing? 119 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:27,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did. 120 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,900 That's the name of the song. It's called Piss Bottle Man. 121 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,880 That's pretty cool, I guess. You know. 122 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,930 Yeah, yeah. Why not? 123 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:46,530 Later on, this guy gets abducted by aliens. 124 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:49,170 Cool. 125 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,010 Hey, Butt -head, do you believe in aliens? 126 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:55,930 I believe in illegal aliens. 127 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,130 I believe in Mexicans. 128 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,650 Shut up, Beaver. You're supposed to call him Hispanic. 129 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:05,730 Okay, okay. 130 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:11,640 You know what would be funny? If he changed his name, you know, instead of 131 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,080 Watt, he changed his last name to Hunt. 132 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,880 You know what I'm saying? 133 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:19,660 Uh, why would that be funny? 134 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,680 You know, um, you know, I don't know, actually. 135 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:28,820 Dumbass. 136 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,200 Drunk? That sucks. 137 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,640 Yeah, I knew we weren't drunk, though. 138 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,180 You know, I've been drunk before. 139 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,720 No, you haven't, dill weed. Yes, I have. 140 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:58,080 One time I, like, went around and, like, found a bunch of empty bottles, you 141 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,540 know, and, like, drank the stuff at the bottom. It was cool. 142 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:06,200 Hey, Beavis, maybe we just need to drink more to get drunk. 143 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,320 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, yeah. 144 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,030 I think this video has a message. 145 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:25,410 Yeah. 146 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,690 The message is, leave. 147 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,250 Don't watch it. 148 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:41,190 This video is on me. It's like it's causing me 149 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:42,690 to influence my behavior. 150 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,230 I'm gonna leave. 151 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:48,010 I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break something. 152 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:51,880 about this video call. 153 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,320 Yeah. 154 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,180 Go for it, Beavis. 155 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,640 This is cool. 156 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,580 The video still sucks. This is cool, buddy. 157 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:10,420 Beavis? 158 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,160 Beavis? Beavis? 159 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,820 Settle down. 160 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,880 Don't break the popcorn, Beavis. 161 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,490 Cut my leg. 162 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,790 I cut myself. 163 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:29,990 Where are the band -aids? 164 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,310 They're in the bathroom. 165 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:32,870 I'm bleeding. 166 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,490 I'm bleeding. 167 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,190 And it's all this video's fault. 11118