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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:07,330 Check this out. 2 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:09,450 What does it say? 3 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:18,390 Dear parents, Beavis 4 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:21,630 sucks. No way. Really? Cool. 5 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:25,350 Dumbass. 6 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:29,150 Words. 7 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:31,050 Words. 8 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:33,070 Parent. 9 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:41,090 Teacher Association Thursday night. 10 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:44,930 Your suggestions welcome. 11 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:49,030 Hey, maybe we can suggest that school sucks. 12 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:51,050 It sucks. 13 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:52,730 Yeah. 14 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:57,790 Or maybe we can, like, suggest that they get a teacher who's cool. 15 00:00:58,010 --> 00:00:59,010 Oh, yeah, yeah. 16 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,000 This sucks. 17 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,700 Let's go get drunk. 18 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,000 We're there, dude. 19 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,380 Whoa, 20 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,280 cool. Yeah. 21 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 What happened to Axl? Yeah, yeah, really. 22 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:53,060 These guys are probably like, okay, Axl, I'm going to give you one more chance, 23 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,680 but if you wear another skirt on stage, you're out of the band. 24 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Yeah. 25 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,540 And then this guy came along, and he was like, well, okay, I won't wear a skirt, 26 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:02,700 but... 27 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,220 Can I, like, at least wear tights? Yeah. 28 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,940 And then they were like, hmm, tights, well. 29 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,300 Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead and wear tights. 30 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,020 Just don't wear any high heels or anything. 31 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:21,980 Who is this guy? This guy looks familiar. 32 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:26,620 He kind of looks like that little four -year -old down the street. 33 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:29,840 Yeah, that little kid going on like, it's my football. 34 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,080 Give it back. 35 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,340 I'm going to go back to mine. 36 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,840 Yeah. 37 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,980 Remember that time you shoved his Power Rangers up your butt? 38 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,020 Really? 39 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:47,240 I heard that kid might have the same dad as you. 40 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:48,460 Oh, wait, really? 41 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:54,160 You know who else this guy looks like? 42 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,480 He looks like that dude that's always stopping us on the way to school and 43 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,480 making us give him money. 44 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,160 Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like... 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Got money? 46 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,000 All the money I find on you is mine. 47 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:11,160 Remember that day he stomped your ass if you only had a dime? 48 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,400 Oh, yes. 49 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:19,520 Good evening, parents. 50 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:24,600 We'll begin tonight's meeting by opening the floor to your suggestions. 51 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,040 And this time, let's try to keep it nonviolent, shall we? 52 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,900 All right. Any suggestions? 53 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,460 I think it's high time your teacher started giving our kids a little 54 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,720 That's a very good point. 55 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,580 Hey. 56 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,900 Hey. Oh, no. 57 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,700 Beavis and Butthead, this is a meeting for parents. Get the hell out of here 58 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,800 before I kill you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. As a parent, I think it's 59 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,320 inspiring to see two students so concerned with their education that they 60 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,800 actually attend a PTA meeting. 61 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,640 I think we should hear what these two young lads have to say. 62 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:06,420 We want, like, a teacher who's cool. 63 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,459 Yeah, yeah. 64 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,780 Yeah, I just want to say one thing, too. 65 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:15,020 Someone who will, like, give us some beer and some chicken. 66 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:20,300 What? Boys, this is definitely not the time. Hey, wait a minute, buddy. 67 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:25,700 These boys may be on to something. Maybe they need a teacher who speaks their 68 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,300 language. Someone who can be their friend. 69 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:28,980 Yeah, yeah. 70 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:38,620 Kids need to like their teachers. Yeah. We need teachers who don't fuck. 71 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,400 Yeah, yeah. Hot kids need teachers who are not over -disciplining. My kids need 72 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,120 teachers who let them express themselves. 73 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,500 Yeah, and I'm... 74 00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:51,510 And I'd like some tacos and a chainsaw. That would be cool. But Beavis and 75 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:54,530 Butthead, wouldn't you say that you already have a teacher who's your 76 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,330 What about Mr. Van Driessen? 77 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,750 What? 78 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:01,790 What I'm trying to point out, Beavis, is that Mr. Van Driessen respects you and 79 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:02,790 treats you as an equal. 80 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:06,490 He already is a fine example of the teacher as a friend. Yeah. 81 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,110 He is a wuss. 82 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,330 You see? 83 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:14,110 Are these the kind of kids you want? 84 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:19,010 We need teachers who are not afraid to use discipline. 85 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:22,190 Coach Buzzcutt is an excellent example. 86 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:23,549 No way. 87 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:26,470 Buzzcutt's always screaming at us and kicking our asses. 88 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:34,320 Once he hit me, and he threw me into a locker, and then he kicked me. What? 89 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:35,920 You're lying. 90 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,740 That's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you. Now get the hell out 91 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,820 here. Principal McVicker, it's completely unnecessary to talk to 92 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:45,759 that. What? 93 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:50,000 Shut up. What do you know? I think you're out of line. I'll wind my ass. 94 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,940 I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill you. 95 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,410 Oh, no. 96 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:07,150 Is this Yanni? 97 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,310 Oh, 98 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,830 that's a Pink Floyd. 99 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:17,190 Oh, yeah. 100 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:19,050 Are they him? 101 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,640 Are they from England? 102 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,680 Yeah. 103 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,520 Just another gang of wussies from England. 104 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:32,580 You know what? I'd really like to go to England. 105 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:37,380 You want to know why, but... Okay. 106 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:43,740 Because I just think, like, you know, since everybody's a wussy over there, 107 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:46,480 know, I could just go around and kick everybody's ass, and then, you know, I 108 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,500 could probably get some chicks. 109 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,140 I'd be the only... 110 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,390 Guy who's not a wussy. 111 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,610 That's what I was thinking. 112 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:57,470 I think you'd probably even be a wussy, like, you know, to them. 113 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,610 I could kick the man. 114 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:03,890 He'd be like, the grass was greener. And then I'd come up behind him and kick 115 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,890 him in the nads. 116 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,910 And then I would score. 117 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:12,710 Yeah, but I think their nads are so small in England that, like... It'd be 118 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:13,710 pretty easy to mess. 119 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:17,070 Well, okay, so I'd kick him in somewhere else. 120 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:21,130 Just shut up. You always mess up my dreams. 121 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:24,230 Settle down, baby. 122 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:31,310 You know, if you didn't know anything, you know, about these guys, and you, 123 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:35,670 like, just heard the name Pink Floyd, and then you heard this crap, you know, 124 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:39,010 you'd probably think that it was just, like, you know, total wuss music, you 125 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,010 know? 126 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:43,350 It is worth music, baby. 127 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,890 Look, big bingo balls. 128 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:48,230 Okay, class. 129 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:53,150 Today I'd like to recognize two students who took some of their free time to 130 00:07:53,150 --> 00:07:56,090 make this school a more nurturing learning habitat. 131 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:57,690 Whoa. 132 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,460 What a couple of wussies. 133 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,820 Wussies! Wussies! 134 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:09,540 I was hoping Principal McVicker would be able to commend these students 135 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:14,240 personally, but his secretary said he had an emergency meeting with the school 136 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:18,400 board. Anyway, thank you, Beavis and Butthead. 137 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Uh... 138 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:33,340 We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has 139 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,340 to our attention. 140 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,720 Who are they? Ah, kill them. 141 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:43,120 Oh, that was disgusting. 142 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:44,580 Yeah, real. 143 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:47,320 They didn't show that kind of stuff on TV. 144 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,100 Kids might be there. 145 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:54,600 Gentlemen, have you reached the verdict? 146 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,600 Yes, we have. Hey, if that dude's from damn Yankees. 147 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,600 Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:07,120 Once I saw on MTV News that this dude likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and 149 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,020 go, like, shoot animals with it. 150 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,740 No way, really? Doesn't he get in trouble? 151 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,240 Uh, no, I think it's okay. 152 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:21,260 I think he can do that because he's, like, one of those, uh, Republicans. 153 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:23,940 Really? 154 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:25,470 I want to become a Republican. 155 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:27,710 Well, 156 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:33,290 then, like, I think once you become a Republican, it's like you don't gore 157 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:34,290 anymore. 158 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:39,070 Well, I guess I'll just keep being a Mexican, then. 159 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:49,210 They should chop other people's heads off 160 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,210 in video. 161 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,910 That would be cool. 162 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:56,010 Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video. 163 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:57,990 That's where they should be doing that. 164 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,870 He's trying to look all scary. 165 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,350 He's probably going to go to jail someday. 166 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,290 Yeah. 167 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,330 Well. 168 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,340 That was pretty good, I guess. 169 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,940 Yeah, at least it was gruesome. 12038