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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,290 Uh, what? 2 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:16,170 This is your boss at Burger World. We're having an extremely busy lunch. I need 3 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,570 one of you to come down to Burger World right now. 4 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:22,570 Uh, I'm, like, busy watching TV. 5 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:26,610 Well, then let me talk to, uh, the other one. 6 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:28,570 Uh, okay. 7 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:34,370 Uh, uh, like, 8 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,690 uh, hi, this is Beavis. 9 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:40,920 Yeah. 10 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,000 I'll be right in, sir. 11 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 Yeah. 12 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,960 You can always, like, count on me, sir. 13 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:49,580 Yeah. 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,560 Hey, 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,480 Beavis, that was that manager dude from Burger World? 16 00:00:57,740 --> 00:01:00,000 He says you have to go to work right now. 17 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,499 No way! 18 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,379 That sucks! 19 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,380 It sucks! 20 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,460 Hey, 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,820 how come you don't have to go to work? 22 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,490 Because I'm, like... Busy watching TV? 23 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,750 Oh, yeah, yeah. This sucks. 24 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:17,830 Dumbass. 25 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,150 Cool, 26 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,610 I need a cartoon. 27 00:01:28,090 --> 00:01:31,670 Those aren't cartoons, dumbass. That's just clay. 28 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:35,750 Clay can be cartoon. 29 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,180 No, it can't. 30 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:41,520 Cartoons are like, you know, like drawings or something. 31 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,160 Play is like a thing. 32 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,140 So? 33 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:46,700 Drawings are things. 34 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:52,200 Damn it, Beavis. You're never going to out be smarter than me. 35 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:54,760 So don't even try. Just shut up. 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,760 Oh, yeah. 37 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:06,700 Oh, I think I know what this is. I think this is Davy and Goliath. 38 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,139 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:12,320 That's that show that's like on Sunday mornings when there's nothing on but 40 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,320 church. 41 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:19,080 You know one thing about that show, though? You know that Goliath is 42 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,280 be a dog, but I've never seen him lick his mask. 43 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,760 Have you ever noticed that? 44 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,940 I saw him do it once real fast. 45 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,780 He was probably like, oh, Davey, you should drive us. 46 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,360 Yeah, and then Davey said, maybe I should pet you first. 47 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:42,360 And you know, also, 48 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,800 you know, I've never seen him poop either. 49 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:50,860 I thought I saw him poop once, but I think it was just like a piece of clay 50 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:51,860 fell off his butt. 51 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:09,240 I want a bacon cheeseburger with extra mayo. I want a large chocolate shake, 52 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,580 orders of onion rings, an apple pie, and a diet cola. 53 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,340 Eat that pie. 54 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,000 That's funny, right? 55 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,500 Whoa! Hey, how's it going? 56 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,220 You're working. 57 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,070 Shut up and take my order. 58 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:41,930 Welcome to the world. 59 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,410 May I help you? 60 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,030 Get me some nachos. 61 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,790 Okay, would you like some fries to go with that? 62 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,490 Did I ask for fries, dumbass? 63 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,850 Let me just get that for you. 64 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:04,499 Let's see. 65 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,980 Oh, yeah, yeah. 66 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,860 We don't have any nachos. 67 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,680 Okay. 68 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,480 Then how about some pizza? 69 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:14,940 Okay. 70 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,019 Pizza, pizza. 71 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Oh, yeah. 72 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,760 Pizza's not on the menu either. 73 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,800 Would you like some fries with that? 74 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:32,350 Hey, come on. Come on, quit all the up the line. I'm waiting for service here. 75 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,430 Am I still having out my food? 76 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:35,970 Yeah, really. 77 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:37,710 This service sucks. 78 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,990 Let me speak to your manager, boy. 79 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,090 I'm going to have you fired. 80 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,030 Okay, yeah, yeah. 81 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:46,190 Fire me. 82 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:48,850 Hey, come on. Can't somebody open another register? 83 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:53,310 I don't have all day, you know. I got three kids in the car. Come on. Get the 84 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,670 hell out of here. 85 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:57,270 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:04:57,420 --> 00:05:00,420 Fire him, yeah, fire him, fire him, yeah, fire, fire. 87 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,640 Not working cool. 88 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:12,200 Uh, hello? 89 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,380 Hello? Hello? 90 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,300 Uh, hello? 91 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:20,220 Hello? 92 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,720 Uh, I'd like to order a butt. 93 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:31,640 Like, is this thing on? 94 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,260 Cool. 95 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,440 Whoa. 96 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,840 That sounds cool. 97 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,840 Hey, Beavis, is that you? 98 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,719 Butt -head! 99 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,720 Butt -head, where are you? 100 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,380 I'm in the drive -thru, dumbass. 101 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,100 Get out here. This thing makes you sound really weird. 102 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,200 Really? 103 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,520 Cool. 104 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,640 Okay. 105 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,840 I'll be right with you. Thank you, drive -thru. 106 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,400 Ow! 107 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,080 This is gonna be cool. 108 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,460 What the hell is he doing here? 109 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,900 What is this? 110 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,680 It's the Scatman. 111 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:45,160 I should have a name for this kind of music. 112 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:48,340 There already is a name for this music, Beavis. 113 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:49,720 It's called crap. 114 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,440 They ought to have, you know, a crap section in the record store. 115 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:54,740 Yeah. 116 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,880 It should be out in the dumpster. 117 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,060 No, wait, bud. 118 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,420 There's cool stuff in the dumpster. 119 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,300 You wouldn't want to mess it up with this crap. 120 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:17,980 I like that music they play in those closed stores in the mall where they 121 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,000 like, a bunch of TV screens. 122 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,340 Oh, yeah. 123 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,470 And it's all loud. 124 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:28,430 And then, like, the salespeople come up and say, Hi, would you like a tie today? 125 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:33,670 Those places are stupid. 126 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,790 Oh, boy, this sure is horrible. 127 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,790 The United Colors of Ventatron. 128 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,390 You know, it kind of sounded like he said poop. 129 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:57,030 Well, you know, this is the scat man, and scat is like another word for swoop. 130 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,250 How'd you know that? 131 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:03,590 I learned that when I did my report on feces. 132 00:08:04,270 --> 00:08:05,270 Oh, yeah, yeah. 133 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,790 I want food! 134 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,410 Hey, what the hell is going on? Come on! 135 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,150 Come on! 136 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,110 Check this out. 137 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:19,870 Ow! 138 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:22,610 Pretty cool. 139 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,810 Damn it, where the hell is he? 140 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:29,030 I'll be with you in a minute, sir. 141 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:33,130 Hi, welcome to Burger World. May I take... Ow! Hey! 142 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:34,789 Hey! Beavis? 143 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,490 Is that you, Beavis? 144 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,390 Yeah. 145 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:43,470 Ow! Hey! 146 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:44,790 Ow! 147 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,860 What makes you think that's a whore, Beaver? 148 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,320 I was just, you know, I was just pretending, I guess. I don't know. 149 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,640 Well, 150 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,960 if you're going to do that, why not just, you know, pretend you're doing it 151 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,960 her? 152 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:17,900 Yeah, well, I was going to do that. I was going to pretend she was a whore, 153 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:21,040 I was going to pretend I had some money, and then I was going to pretend I 154 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,040 wasn't doing it. 155 00:09:22,849 --> 00:09:23,950 That's how it works, see? 156 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:26,770 That's what you call a fantasy, bong wipe. 157 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:34,770 You know what this chick's name is? 158 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,030 What? 159 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,870 Her name is Chick. 160 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:41,490 No, it's not. 161 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,810 No, I'm serious. I've seen this before. Her name's Chick. 162 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,530 That's pretty cool, because, like, you know... 163 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:52,690 You can remember her name, you know, because she's a chick, and her name is 164 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,330 Chick. Oh, yeah, yeah. 165 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,050 Maybe I should change my name to Dude. 166 00:09:58,290 --> 00:09:59,290 Yeah, 167 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,150 or maybe you could change it to Dumbass. 168 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:04,450 Yeah, yeah. 169 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,290 She's supposed to be, like, in high school or something. 170 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,130 I don't know. She looks pretty old. 171 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:17,940 Yeah, I think you're not allowed to become a whore until you get older. 172 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,980 You're still pretending she's a whore, Beavis? I thought you'd be pretending 173 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,460 you're doing it with her by now. 174 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,900 Well, if you would shut up, maybe I could concentrate. 11247