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Uh, what?
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This is your boss at Burger World. We're
having an extremely busy lunch. I need
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one of you to come down to Burger World
right now.
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Uh, I'm, like, busy watching TV.
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Well, then let me talk to, uh, the other
one.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, uh, like,
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uh, hi, this is Beavis.
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Yeah.
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I'll be right in, sir.
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Yeah.
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You can always, like, count on me, sir.
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Yeah.
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Hey,
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Beavis, that was that manager dude from
Burger World?
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He says you have to go to work right
now.
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No way!
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That sucks!
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It sucks!
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Hey,
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how come you don't have to go to work?
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Because I'm, like... Busy watching TV?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. This sucks.
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Dumbass.
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Cool,
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I need a cartoon.
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Those aren't cartoons, dumbass. That's
just clay.
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Clay can be cartoon.
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No, it can't.
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Cartoons are like, you know, like
drawings or something.
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Play is like a thing.
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So?
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Drawings are things.
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Damn it, Beavis. You're never going to
out be smarter than me.
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So don't even try. Just shut up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I think I know what this is. I think
this is Davy and Goliath.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's that show that's like on Sunday
mornings when there's nothing on but
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church.
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You know one thing about that show,
though? You know that Goliath is
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be a dog, but I've never seen him lick
his mask.
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Have you ever noticed that?
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I saw him do it once real fast.
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He was probably like, oh, Davey, you
should drive us.
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Yeah, and then Davey said, maybe I
should pet you first.
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And you know, also,
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you know, I've never seen him poop
either.
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I thought I saw him poop once, but I
think it was just like a piece of clay
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fell off his butt.
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I want a bacon cheeseburger with extra
mayo. I want a large chocolate shake,
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orders of onion rings, an apple pie, and
a diet cola.
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Eat that pie.
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That's funny, right?
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Whoa! Hey, how's it going?
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You're working.
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Shut up and take my order.
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Welcome to the world.
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May I help you?
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Get me some nachos.
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Okay, would you like some fries to go
with that?
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Did I ask for fries, dumbass?
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Let me just get that for you.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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We don't have any nachos.
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Okay.
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Then how about some pizza?
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Okay.
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Pizza, pizza.
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Oh, yeah.
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Pizza's not on the menu either.
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Would you like some fries with that?
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Hey, come on. Come on, quit all the up
the line. I'm waiting for service here.
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Am I still having out my food?
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Yeah, really.
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This service sucks.
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Let me speak to your manager, boy.
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I'm going to have you fired.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Fire me.
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Hey, come on. Can't somebody open
another register?
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I don't have all day, you know. I got
three kids in the car. Come on. Get the
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hell out of here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fire him, yeah, fire him, fire him,
yeah, fire, fire.
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Not working cool.
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Uh, hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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Uh, hello?
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Hello?
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Uh, I'd like to order a butt.
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Like, is this thing on?
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Cool.
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Whoa.
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That sounds cool.
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Hey, Beavis, is that you?
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Butt -head!
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Butt -head, where are you?
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I'm in the drive -thru, dumbass.
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Get out here. This thing makes you sound
really weird.
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Really?
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Cool.
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Okay.
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I'll be right with you. Thank you, drive
-thru.
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Ow!
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This is gonna be cool.
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What the hell is he doing here?
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What is this?
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It's the Scatman.
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I should have a name for this kind of
music.
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There already is a name for this music,
Beavis.
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It's called crap.
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They ought to have, you know, a crap
section in the record store.
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Yeah.
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It should be out in the dumpster.
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No, wait, bud.
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There's cool stuff in the dumpster.
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You wouldn't want to mess it up with
this crap.
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I like that music they play in those
closed stores in the mall where they
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like, a bunch of TV screens.
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Oh, yeah.
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And it's all loud.
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And then, like, the salespeople come up
and say, Hi, would you like a tie today?
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Those places are stupid.
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Oh, boy, this sure is horrible.
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The United Colors of Ventatron.
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You know, it kind of sounded like he
said poop.
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Well, you know, this is the scat man,
and scat is like another word for swoop.
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How'd you know that?
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I learned that when I did my report on
feces.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I want food!
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Hey, what the hell is going on? Come on!
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Come on!
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Check this out.
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Ow!
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Pretty cool.
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Damn it, where the hell is he?
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I'll be with you in a minute, sir.
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Hi, welcome to Burger World. May I
take... Ow! Hey!
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Hey! Beavis?
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Is that you, Beavis?
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Yeah.
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Ow! Hey!
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Ow!
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What makes you think that's a whore,
Beaver?
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I was just, you know, I was just
pretending, I guess. I don't know.
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Well,
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if you're going to do that, why not
just, you know, pretend you're doing it
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her?
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Yeah, well, I was going to do that. I
was going to pretend she was a whore,
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I was going to pretend I had some money,
and then I was going to pretend I
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wasn't doing it.
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That's how it works, see?
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That's what you call a fantasy, bong
wipe.
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You know what this chick's name is?
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What?
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Her name is Chick.
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No, it's not.
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No, I'm serious. I've seen this before.
Her name's Chick.
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That's pretty cool, because, like, you
know...
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You can remember her name, you know,
because she's a chick, and her name is
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Chick. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe I should change my name to Dude.
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Yeah,
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or maybe you could change it to Dumbass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's supposed to be, like, in high
school or something.
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I don't know. She looks pretty old.
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Yeah, I think you're not allowed to
become a whore until you get older.
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You're still pretending she's a whore,
Beavis? I thought you'd be pretending
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you're doing it with her by now.
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Well, if you would shut up, maybe I
could concentrate.
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