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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:10,510 Why don't you punks quit bothering me? 2 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:13,230 We were just sitting here. 3 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:17,070 Yeah, we were just eating nachos. 4 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,390 Yeah, well, it was really loud. 5 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:27,250 You guys need to get a life. 6 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:32,950 Just stay put, all right? We'll be back later and kick your weaselly asses. You 7 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,930 better have something to drink next time. 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,600 That was cool, the way he, like, didn't kick our ass. 9 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,260 Maybe he's gonna let us be in his gang now. 10 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,960 I just had a vision, Beavis. 11 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,380 We don't need to be in Todd's gang. 12 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,980 We need to start our own gang. 13 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:59,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,280 We can start our own gang! 15 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:02,940 This is gonna be cool! 16 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:12,050 Right, Montel Williams. 17 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:13,990 Maybe I'll have some whore. 18 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,250 Yeah. 19 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,510 Yeah. 20 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:18,310 Or some slut. 21 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,390 Yeah, yeah. Or maybe a good girl fight. 22 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:22,930 Yeah. 23 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:26,010 Or maybe some skank hoes. 24 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:29,190 Ow. 25 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,750 It's a video. 26 00:01:41,789 --> 00:01:43,430 Well, see you later, Beaver. 27 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,390 Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute. 28 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,370 Just check it out. 29 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:50,310 Maybe, like, give it a chance. 30 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,150 Okay. 31 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,330 At least it doesn't look like a video. 32 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:00,230 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. 33 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,910 Doesn't your mom watch Montel Williams all the time? 34 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,380 She watches Montel Williams, Jerry Springer, Jane Whitney. 35 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:16,280 She watches all of them. 36 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:20,440 You know what I'm saying? Like, I should be on one of these shows, baby. 37 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,900 Yeah, but like, what would be the topic? 38 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,540 I don't know. 39 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:31,040 It'd be like, I'm a slut and my son's a dumbass. 40 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,740 Next Montel Williams. 41 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:37,420 Yeah, that's a good one about it. 42 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:39,610 That way we can both be on here. 43 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,170 Dumbass. 44 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:55,370 Being in a gang is cool. 45 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,390 Yeah. 46 00:02:58,790 --> 00:02:59,910 We're just kicking it. 47 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:01,930 Hanging out in the crib. 48 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,390 In the hills. 49 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:12,180 Hey, Beavis, how will anyone know we're a gang if we're just, like, hanging out 50 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,180 at home? 51 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,200 Um, oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't think of that. 52 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,220 Now what do we do, butthead? 53 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,220 Uh, I guess our gang, like, needs a name. 54 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:32,040 Oh, yeah, um, we should be the, uh, Bloods. Yeah, the Bloods. 55 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:37,420 No way, Beavis. It's already taken by, like, some guys who could kick our ass. 56 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,260 Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:41,720 Maybe we should get some of those guys in our gang. 58 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,220 That'd be cool. 59 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,680 Yeah. 60 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,940 We need, like, some other members. 61 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,560 Hi, guys. What's happening? 62 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,480 Uh, we're like a gang. 63 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,040 Yeah, yeah. You're on our turf. 64 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,840 Cool. Hey, can I be in your gang, too? 65 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,640 Uh, no. 66 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:05,920 Come on, guys. It'll be fun. You guys could initiate me. Yeah, come on, 67 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,040 butthead. We could annihilate him. 68 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,760 Uh, yeah. 69 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,220 Cool. 70 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,680 I don't know, guys. What do I have to do? 71 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,180 Uh, you have to break something. 72 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,760 To prove you're as cool as us. 73 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,180 We're pretty cool. 74 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:30,300 Well, it's like, uh, if you want to be in our gang, you have to, uh, 75 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,420 You have to break this milk crate. 76 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:40,700 Uh, guys, that's vandalism. You're not gonna vandalize it, dumbass. You're 77 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,700 break it. 78 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,620 Now get to work and prove how cool you are. Yeah. 79 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,440 Hey, 80 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,260 baby. Uh, 81 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,800 did you ever, like, do it with a gang member? 82 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,480 We need to have, like, colors. 83 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,459 Yeah, yeah. 84 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,460 Colors, yeah. 85 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,020 Uh, I think we should be gray. 86 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,300 No way, butthead. 87 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,180 I think we should be blue. 88 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,780 No way, Beavis. We should be gray. No way. We should be blue, dammit. 89 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,140 Then get your own gang, dumbass. 90 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:29,599 Darn it. 91 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,680 I'll never pass this stupid initiation. 92 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,500 I shouldn't have to prove how cool I am. 93 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:39,550 Hey, what the hell's going on back here? Um, Beavis and Butthead made me do it. 94 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:41,310 Oh, they did, huh? Tough guy? 95 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:45,370 Yes, sir. They're right in front of the store. Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see about 96 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,370 that. Get inside! 97 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,070 Is this a diaper commercial? 98 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,950 Uh, no. 99 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:58,810 No, this is a douche commercial. 100 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,550 Oh, yeah, yeah. 101 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,229 That's funny. 102 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,230 Douche. 103 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:07,210 What if douche, anyway? Like, how does it work? 104 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:08,930 I don't know. 105 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:14,170 I think chicks use it, like, when they get that not -so -fresh feeling. 106 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,410 Oh, yeah, yeah. 107 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:19,090 I think it helps them, like, go horseback riding and, like, go down to 108 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,370 and stuff like that, too. Yeah. 109 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,640 I wonder how come they don't have a douche for guys. 110 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,900 Yeah, yeah, that would rule. 111 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,300 Sometimes, 112 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,740 you know, I feel like, you know, not so fresh. 113 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,460 Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a while. 114 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,760 And I'm not talking about washing your whole butt. 115 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:39,320 I'm talking about washing your butt hole. 116 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:46,400 They just said you suck. 117 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,260 No, they didn't. They said you suck. 118 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:51,780 They ripped off my idea for a song. 119 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,540 Yeah. And you, like, already ripped off the idea for me, bunghole. 120 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:58,960 Do you remember what I told you about trying to be funny? 121 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:01,200 That I shouldn't? 122 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:02,679 That's right. 123 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,600 Now sit there and shut up. 124 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:07,880 Nutsack. 125 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,040 Wait, wait, wait. I think I can see something. 126 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,060 I think I can see the side of her boob. 127 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,600 I think that's just a koala bear. 128 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,140 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 129 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,680 You know something? I wish these girls were naked. 130 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:29,280 And I wish they were right here without any clothes on. And I wish I was 131 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,280 grabbing their butt. 132 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,060 And that's about it. 133 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,280 Well, all right then. 134 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,580 Kid said some gang members made him bust up my milk crates. You know anything 135 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,580 about that? 136 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,860 Uh, no. 137 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,780 He was acting on his own, sir. 138 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,640 Yeah, we never saw Stuart before in our life. 139 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:06,300 Yeah, and, uh, you're on our turf. 140 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,740 I thought I told you to have something to drink. 141 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,540 Uh, you better not mess with us. We're in a gang. 142 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,540 So you are in a gang, huh? 143 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,080 You little turd! 144 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,920 Looks like your gang's gonna mix it up with my gang. 145 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:31,040 Being in a gang sucks, buddy. 146 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,020 Help us. 147 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:42,840 American woman! 148 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,300 They think they're bad because they're walking slow. 149 00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:58,680 Get out your seat and jump around. 150 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,880 Jump around. 151 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,060 Get out your seat and jump around. Jump around. 152 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,960 These guys are like, like they're trying to be House of Pain. 153 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,520 Yeah. 154 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:16,020 And the Beastie Boys and, uh, Goodfellas. 155 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,620 And reservoir dogs. 156 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight! 157 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 Fight! 158 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:32,060 You know, if these dudes were as cool as they think they are, they'd be hanging 159 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,880 out with chicks on a Saturday night. 160 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,120 Yeah, yeah, really. 161 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,040 Or at least, like, you know, watching TV or something. 162 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,000 I wonder where these guys get these clothes. 163 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:50,680 You can get that stuff at this place called By George down at the mall. 164 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,920 Oh, wait, really? 165 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:58,880 Who are these guys, anyway? 166 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,360 The lords of Brooklyn. 167 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,820 I thought there was only one lord. 168 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,140 That's what they said in Sunday school. 169 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:14,480 You're thinking of, like, outer space, Beavis. 170 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,020 That's where the Lord lives. 11483