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Why don't you punks quit bothering me?
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We were just sitting here.
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Yeah, we were just eating nachos.
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Yeah, well, it was really loud.
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You guys need to get a life.
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Just stay put, all right? We'll be back
later and kick your weaselly asses. You
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better have something to drink next
time.
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That was cool, the way he, like, didn't
kick our ass.
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Maybe he's gonna let us be in his gang
now.
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I just had a vision, Beavis.
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We don't need to be in Todd's gang.
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We need to start our own gang.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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We can start our own gang!
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This is gonna be cool!
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Right, Montel Williams.
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Maybe I'll have some whore.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or some slut.
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Yeah, yeah. Or maybe a good girl fight.
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Yeah.
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Or maybe some skank hoes.
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Ow.
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It's a video.
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Well, see you later, Beaver.
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Wait, wait, wait. Just a minute.
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Just check it out.
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Maybe, like, give it a chance.
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Okay.
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At least it doesn't look like a video.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
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Doesn't your mom watch Montel Williams
all the time?
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She watches Montel Williams, Jerry
Springer, Jane Whitney.
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She watches all of them.
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You know what I'm saying? Like, I should
be on one of these shows, baby.
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Yeah, but like, what would be the topic?
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I don't know.
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It'd be like, I'm a slut and my son's a
dumbass.
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Next Montel Williams.
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Yeah, that's a good one about it.
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That way we can both be on here.
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Dumbass.
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Being in a gang is cool.
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Yeah.
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We're just kicking it.
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Hanging out in the crib.
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In the hills.
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Hey, Beavis, how will anyone know we're
a gang if we're just, like, hanging out
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at home?
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Um, oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't think of
that.
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Now what do we do, butthead?
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Uh, I guess our gang, like, needs a
name.
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Oh, yeah, um, we should be the, uh,
Bloods. Yeah, the Bloods.
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No way, Beavis. It's already taken by,
like, some guys who could kick our ass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe we should get some of those guys
in our gang.
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That'd be cool.
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Yeah.
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We need, like, some other members.
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Hi, guys. What's happening?
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Uh, we're like a gang.
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Yeah, yeah. You're on our turf.
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Cool. Hey, can I be in your gang, too?
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Uh, no.
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Come on, guys. It'll be fun. You guys
could initiate me. Yeah, come on,
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butthead. We could annihilate him.
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Uh, yeah.
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Cool.
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I don't know, guys. What do I have to
do?
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Uh, you have to break something.
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To prove you're as cool as us.
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We're pretty cool.
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Well, it's like, uh, if you want to be
in our gang, you have to, uh,
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You have to break this milk crate.
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Uh, guys, that's vandalism. You're not
gonna vandalize it, dumbass. You're
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break it.
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Now get to work and prove how cool you
are. Yeah.
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Hey,
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baby. Uh,
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did you ever, like, do it with a gang
member?
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We need to have, like, colors.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Colors, yeah.
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Uh, I think we should be gray.
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No way, butthead.
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I think we should be blue.
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No way, Beavis. We should be gray. No
way. We should be blue, dammit.
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Then get your own gang, dumbass.
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Darn it.
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I'll never pass this stupid initiation.
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I shouldn't have to prove how cool I am.
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Hey, what the hell's going on back here?
Um, Beavis and Butthead made me do it.
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Oh, they did, huh? Tough guy?
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Yes, sir. They're right in front of the
store. Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see about
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that. Get inside!
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Is this a diaper commercial?
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Uh, no.
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No, this is a douche commercial.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's funny.
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Douche.
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What if douche, anyway? Like, how does
it work?
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I don't know.
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I think chicks use it, like, when they
get that not -so -fresh feeling.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I think it helps them, like, go
horseback riding and, like, go down to
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and stuff like that, too. Yeah.
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I wonder how come they don't have a
douche for guys.
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Yeah, yeah, that would rule.
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Sometimes,
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you know, I feel like, you know, not so
fresh.
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Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once
in a while.
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And I'm not talking about washing your
whole butt.
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I'm talking about washing your butt
hole.
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They just said you suck.
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No, they didn't. They said you suck.
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They ripped off my idea for a song.
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Yeah. And you, like, already ripped off
the idea for me, bunghole.
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Do you remember what I told you about
trying to be funny?
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That I shouldn't?
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That's right.
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Now sit there and shut up.
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Nutsack.
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Wait, wait, wait. I think I can see
something.
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I think I can see the side of her boob.
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I think that's just a koala bear.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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You know something? I wish these girls
were naked.
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And I wish they were right here without
any clothes on. And I wish I was
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grabbing their butt.
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And that's about it.
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Well, all right then.
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Kid said some gang members made him bust
up my milk crates. You know anything
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about that?
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Uh, no.
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He was acting on his own, sir.
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Yeah, we never saw Stuart before in our
life.
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Yeah, and, uh, you're on our turf.
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I thought I told you to have something
to drink.
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Uh, you better not mess with us. We're
in a gang.
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So you are in a gang, huh?
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You little turd!
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Looks like your gang's gonna mix it up
with my gang.
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Being in a gang sucks, buddy.
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Help us.
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American woman!
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They think they're bad because they're
walking slow.
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Get out your seat and jump around.
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Jump around.
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Get out your seat and jump around. Jump
around.
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These guys are like, like they're trying
to be House of Pain.
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Yeah.
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And the Beastie Boys and, uh,
Goodfellas.
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And reservoir dogs.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight!
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Fight!
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You know, if these dudes were as cool as
they think they are, they'd be hanging
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out with chicks on a Saturday night.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Or at least, like, you know, watching TV
or something.
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I wonder where these guys get these
clothes.
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You can get that stuff at this place
called By George down at the mall.
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Oh, wait, really?
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Who are these guys, anyway?
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The lords of Brooklyn.
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I thought there was only one lord.
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That's what they said in Sunday school.
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You're thinking of, like, outer space,
Beavis.
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That's where the Lord lives.
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