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uh
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Hey, what was that?
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It's Woodrow.
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He's knocking.
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Whoa.
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Anyway you want it, baby.
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Get the door, Beaver.
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I'm busy. You get it.
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Get the door, nutbag.
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Okay.
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Damn it, I'll get it.
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Oh, butthead, I think something terrible
has happened to Stuart.
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Have you seen him?
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Uh, no.
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Damn it, now I have to start all over.
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You know, I don't, like, say this very
often, but, uh, this sucks. Hey, guys,
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how you doing?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Guys, can you take care of that? You say
that all the time, actually, but it...
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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Well, are we gonna dance or are we gonna
play?
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Poison.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And to think... That this dude used to
bop Pamela Anderson.
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Like that would ever happen.
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I think it did happen.
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But anyways, yeah,
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she's on this thing with this guy. His
name's Anthony Robert.
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And, like, he has these tapes.
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And these, these things, and he, like,
talks to you and, like, makes you feel
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all good. And she watched him.
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And then, um, now she has huge hooters
and she's on TV.
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It's pretty cool. I was thinking of
getting some of those tapes.
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Uh, yeah, you'd look good with big
hooters, David.
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Shut up, butt -head.
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You know, that's not what I meant.
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You know who else Pamela Anderson
bossed?
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It's, um, Scott Baio.
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Uh, really?
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You know, this poison dude kind of looks
like Pamela Anderson.
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Yeah, you know, I'm thinking, you know,
if he got some hooters, maybe he could
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be on Baywatch.
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You know, because since his career sucks
now, you know, he probably doesn't have
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a job.
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I'm sorry to be bothering you boys, but
this is an emergency.
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Is your house on fire?
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It's stored.
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He was supposed to come home for lunch
more than an hour ago.
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It's not like Stuart to miss lunch.
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I'll bet.
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He's fat.
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I've looked all over and I can't find
him.
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Maybe he's in the bathroom.
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He's been gone for hours.
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Maybe he has diarrhea.
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He does not have diarrhea.
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I'm his mother.
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I would know if he had diarrhea.
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Uh, okay.
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Oh, my poor Stuart.
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What could have happened to him?
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Um, maybe somebody killed him and buried
him in a shallow grave. Oh, no!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, thank you, boys.
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Thank you for helping me find my Stuart.
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They're the reward, right?
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I wouldn't give anything to find my
Stuart.
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Anything?
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What are you boys thinking?
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Do you have an idea?
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You know where he is, don't you?
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Who?
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Stuart! My little Stuart!
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You have a little Stuart, too?
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Have you looked in the garbage can?
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Oh, no!
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Beavis, you dumbass. Why'd you tell her
that?
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I don't know. You know, I'm just trying
to help.
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Stuart doesn't fit in a garbage can,
dumbass.
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Remember?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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If you wanted to put Stuart in a garbage
can, you'd have to, like, cut him up
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into little pieces.
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Oh, no!
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Forget it!
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No!
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Well, the important thing is to remain
calm.
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Keep a positive mental attitude.
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Have faith that Stuart is all right and
no harm has come to him. Uh, if you say
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so.
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Now, I'd appreciate it if you guys could
help me distribute these around the
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neighborhood.
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Whoa.
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So there is a reward.
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Yes, yes, of course. Cool.
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Yeah, yeah, rewards are cool.
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Excuse me, young man. Could I ask you a
couple of questions?
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Whoa.
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Is this on TV?
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Hey, my name is Butthead.
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And, uh... Could you just answer the
question, please?
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Butthead, you knew Stuart. Do you think
it's possible he ran away?
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Uh, yeah.
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And why is that?
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He's a dork.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, a dork.
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These
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guys
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are in a trash truck.
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Yeah.
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Somebody probably threw him away.
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Who are these guys?
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I think it's the village people.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'll be horn -swaddled and dipped
in turds.
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This guy keeps saying, I want to destroy
you.
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Yeah, yeah, it's like, um, you know,
they got some pretty good lyrics, you
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Seems like it must be pretty hard to,
you know, just come up with stuff like
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that.
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Uh, yeah, but, you know, I bet if I was
making as much money as these guys
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probably make, I bet I could do it, too.
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Um, hey, I don't know about that.
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I don't know, I mean, you're kind of
stupid. I don't know.
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Shut up, Beavis. I could come up with
stuff like this.
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Okay.
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Let's see you write a song. Come on.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, let's play.
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Uh, I want to hit you.
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Then I want to kick you.
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And then I want to smack you across the
face.
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Uh, and then I want some nachos.
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Baby. Whoa!
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That's pretty good, butthead.
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Yeah, we can start a band.
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Yeah? Yeah, that'll be cool.
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to help us find him.
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Like, um, you'd give up yet?
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Yeah.
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We're tired.
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Well, it is getting dark.
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Let's go home, get flashlights, and meet
back here in 15 minutes, okay?
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Yeah. Let's go home.
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Where's the flashlight?
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Uh, I think it's in the closet.
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Whoa. Uh, uh -oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Phew, I thought you guys forgot about
me.
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Uh, you better go home, Stuart.
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Yeah, you're in trouble.
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Hey, it's that dude.
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What dude?
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You know, that pilot dude.
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That one who was, like, in a plane and
he got shot down over Bodnar Hrstna
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Slovignia.
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And he's, like, a hero and stuff because
he killed all these enemies.
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And then he lived off bugs for a whole
year.
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He lived off bugs?
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Yeah. That was all he could get to eat
because, like, you know.
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It was somewhere over in Europe, and
they don't have Burger World.
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Wow, that's cool, you know, because I've
gone for a few days like that, you
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know, but then I usually, like, have
some nachos and stuff in between meals,
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it doesn't really count.
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Yeah.
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She just called herself a brother.
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Yeah, I mean, she's calling herself a
brother, and, I mean, she's not a dude,
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and she's not even black.
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Uh, yeah, she is.
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She's like, you know, one of the Cosby
kids.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess, okay, so I guess she is
black.
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I think the message of this video is
like, that the army kicks ass.
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Today's army trains you with the skills
you need to get ahead in today's world.
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