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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:09,890 So, Letha, without your knowledge, your dating service set you up with a crazed 2 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:12,990 cult leader who practiced ritual animal mutilations. 3 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:15,590 All they told me was he liked animals. 4 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:18,430 Yeah. 5 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:20,430 Dead animals. 6 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,160 Well, what about the satisfied customers, Tom? 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:33,060 It was great, man. I call up the dating service and they send me another victim. 8 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:37,940 My attorney says you shouldn't give your real name, Geraldo. 9 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:39,800 Next time I'll know better. 10 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:44,520 Clearly, dating services are helping people meet people. But do they meet the 11 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,000 right people? When we come back, would you use the dating service? 12 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:49,260 That's our focus. 13 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:53,620 What is this? 14 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,050 Whoa, he's not even on a pogo stick and he can do that. I'll be damned. 15 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:05,290 Yeah. 16 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:08,590 Uh, 17 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,750 hey, Satan, how's it going? 18 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:17,790 How come whenever you see, like, Satan in a video, it's just some dork in a 19 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:18,790 costume? Yeah. 20 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:24,300 The real Satan doesn't do videos. Yeah, unless it's like for Danzig or 21 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,300 something. 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,080 If they really had Satan on this song, it's like, you'd hear him talking 23 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,140 backwards and stuff. 24 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,300 It's like, he can do that. 25 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,300 You know, I can talk backwards. 27 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,900 No, you can't. Yes, sir. 28 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:41,620 Check this out. 29 00:01:44,990 --> 00:01:45,988 Oh, nigga. 30 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:46,990 Whoa. 31 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:49,150 That was cool. 32 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:50,550 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:50,690 --> 00:01:52,110 Do it again, Beaver. 34 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:53,670 Okay. 35 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:56,450 Check this out. 36 00:01:58,370 --> 00:01:59,730 Okay, here we go. 37 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,110 See? 38 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:07,830 That was cool. 39 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,650 So, like, what did you say just then? 40 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,790 I said, I said, um... 41 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 Hey, how's it going? 42 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,120 You should try it. 43 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,900 Uh, let me see. 44 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:26,380 Uh, Beavis is a wuss. I mean, uh, wuss is Beavis. Yeah, yeah, see? 45 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,900 See, anybody can do it. 46 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:34,940 How do you do that, Beavis? 47 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,140 You just talk backwards. Yeah, but like, how? 48 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,380 Like this. 49 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,720 I am annoyed. 50 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,360 That's him. 51 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,340 Damn it, I forgot. 52 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:49,920 I can't do it anymore. 53 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,960 You can't do it anymore. 54 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,760 Don't tell me. Let me guess. 55 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,620 You men want a date. 56 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,920 Yeah, we want two of them. 57 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,230 And make it snappy. 58 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:14,250 I want one with big boobs, please. 59 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:17,290 Handsome and funny. 60 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:22,310 Well, first I need you to answer a couple of questions here on our 61 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:27,670 quiz. Um, butthead, they didn't say anything about a quiz. Shut up, Beavis. 62 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:28,690 you want a score or not? 63 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:30,850 Okay. Name. 64 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,310 Uh, I'm butthead. 65 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,850 Hey, that's okay. A lot of clients don't use their real names. 66 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,430 So what do you do for a living? 67 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,830 Uh. You mean like Burger World? 68 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,750 Great, a chef. 69 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:44,610 I usually work the grill myself. 70 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:46,570 What's your name? 71 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:52,270 My attorney says you shouldn't give your real name, Geraldo. 72 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,670 Geraldo. 73 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,550 Geraldo. Oh, wonderful. 74 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:59,510 Oh, I love Spanish men. 75 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,830 Now tell me about your long -term goals in a relationship. 76 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,380 Long. Yeah. 77 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:12,400 I just want to, like, be a father over and over again. 78 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,600 Yeah. Oh, how refreshing. 79 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,839 Most people just want sex, sex, sex. 80 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,899 Uh, how do you meet those chicks? 81 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:28,980 Oh, anyway, now comes the fun part. You get to make a video. 82 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,260 Cool. 83 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,820 Are we going to, like, be naked? 84 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:35,380 Yeah, yeah. 85 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,600 Oh, you. 86 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,660 Uh, 87 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,460 hey, baby. 88 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,020 My name's Butthead, and I'm like a pleasure machine. 89 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:56,140 I'm curious, Geraldo. When you meet a woman, a woman like me, say, what are 90 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,139 looking for? 91 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,120 I usually look all over. 92 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,860 It's nice to find someone who sees the total person. 93 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,980 Usually I feel like the whole scene is such a meat market. 94 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:07,820 Meat. 95 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,340 Oh, yeah. 96 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,960 Your mission is to turn me on. 97 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,920 So, like, my interests are, like, doing it. 98 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:27,400 And that's about it. Geraldo, do you believe in chemistry? 99 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,160 You mean, like, explosions? 100 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,380 Yes, yes, exactly. 101 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:37,180 Do you feel it? I was feeling it when I first came in, and I had to use that 102 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:38,340 hand to fill out that form. 103 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:42,660 But since we've been standing here, I've been feeling it some more. 104 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,700 Oh, Geraldo, a million men have passed through here, but none like you. 105 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,120 Yeah. 106 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:55,560 Uh, so what I'm really trying to say is, I'm just a pleasure machine. 107 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,460 I think I forgot that part. 108 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,900 Plus, like... 109 00:06:00,099 --> 00:06:02,360 It's a first -come, first -served deal. 110 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:07,340 Listen, I can't let my supervisor catch me, but would you mind if I called you? 111 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,560 Yeah. 112 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,960 I could, like, tell you about what I'm feeling. 113 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:13,480 Oh, Geraldo. 114 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,040 Yeah, yeah. 115 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:25,420 One out of five, one out of five. We have a wild man in the cemetery. Repeat, 116 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,420 wild man in the cemetery. 117 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:30,740 The perpetrator was last seen running around like some kind of butt monkey. 118 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,520 Please, uh, apprehend and stuff. 119 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,520 Yeah, yeah. And, um, and, uh, kick him out. 120 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,160 Yeah, yeah, and kick him in the mat. 121 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:49,220 All these videos 122 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:52,300 nowadays, it's like they have this one really weird dude in them. 123 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,960 Yeah, yeah, it's like all of them have this one really weird guy running 124 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,320 Except for this video. 125 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,580 Uh, Viva Hall's talking about this video. 126 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:05,160 They got that dude with the damn tattoo and the bald head. Yeah, but he's not 127 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,160 that weird. 128 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,660 There's dudes like that everywhere. 129 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,400 Uh, I know, and they're all weird. 130 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,880 Oh, oh. 131 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 It's like, um... 132 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:27,900 It's like everybody knows that, you know, like death and like the graveyard 133 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:31,120 all that stuff is all pretty cool and everything, but it's like they need to 134 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,660 show it like in a new way or something. 135 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,060 Yeah, really. 136 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:38,100 It's like, you know, it's pretty cool that they decided to do a video in a 137 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,100 graveyard, you know, with like a little crazy dude running around, but it's like 138 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,120 I'm already cleaning. 139 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 140 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:47,060 It's like, I mean, I don't have all the answers, you know, and it's like I 141 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,480 probably couldn't do a better job myself, but, you know. 142 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,920 I just got to say, you know, frankly, it's been done, you know. 143 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,740 Frankly. 144 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,520 Frank. 145 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,200 Hey, Frank. 146 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,660 Oh, yes. 147 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,140 Oh, yes. 148 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,020 Frank. 149 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:20,140 Hello? 150 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,300 Who? 151 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,580 Damn it. For the last time, there aren't any Mexicans here. 152 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:31,100 It's like every time she calls for this Harondo dude, it's like she could be 153 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,500 blocking a call from a chick. 154 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:36,799 I'll get it. 155 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,400 Get it. 156 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,760 Hi. 157 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,960 I'm here to turn on the pleasure machine. 158 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,160 Oh, that's okay. The TV works fine now. 159 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:50,190 The remote just needed some new batteries. 160 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:55,630 Dammit. All these interruptions are making it hard to concentrate on 161 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,290 Yeah. 162 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:02,170 But, like, when we're scoring, that'll give us time to think about other stuff. 163 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,750 What? Oh, hey. 164 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:06,410 I guess you're saying, like, it all evens out in the end. 165 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,690 Yeah. 166 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,330 The rear end. 167 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,500 Is this boy George? 168 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,400 Yeah. 169 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,280 He's all fat now. 170 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:36,880 I heard he's trying to be all, like, manly, and he's, like, not gonna dress 171 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,880 like a chick anymore. 172 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,700 He's a turd. 173 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:48,340 You know, he's bisexual. 174 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,639 Oh, yeah. 175 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:55,580 I know what that means, but, you know, just as a test. 176 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,160 Why don't you tell me what that means? 177 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,720 You dumbass. You don't know. 178 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,500 It means he has two schlongs. 179 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:09,320 If you had two wieners, how many nabs would you have? 180 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,200 I guess you'd have, you know, like three or something. 181 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:18,840 And then I just thought of something else. So, like, if you have two wieners, 182 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:23,060 you know, like, if you go to take a leak, you just, like, decide which one 183 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:26,110 you're going to... take a leak out of, or do you take a leak out of both of 184 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:29,590 them? You know, like, sometimes maybe let's say you got a boner. 185 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:34,670 Would it be like both of them at the same time? You should do stand -up 186 00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:35,810 Beavis. Oh, really? 187 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:36,729 Thanks, yeah. 188 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,130 I think so, too, yeah. 12932